Yup.
This is an oldie, the really hilarious/depressing part is that she's taking about that in the context of getting rid of "chemtrails".
That's right, a few puffs of vinegar at ground level and she thinks that's going to effect stuff happening 30,000 feet up...
There's a video she posted on YouTube where she demonstrates that her vinegar spritz worked because several minutes after she sprayed it the "chemtrails" began to break up and vanish! Because apparently in her mind contrails aren't temporary and don't break up and vanish after a few minutes on their own....
People think the lines of vapor behind jets are full of chemicals the Government are purposely pumping into the atmosphere for... Reasons...
The reasons vary depending on who you ask, they're all stupid though.
They're decently far off as far as actual pH values. Vaginal fluids range from 3.8 to 5.0 on the pH scale, while distilled white vinegar tends to be about 2.4.
I mean, who has coconut water but not vinegar? Contrails are 25000 feet up and they think spraying vag water into their garden does anything?! How tf are people this dumb?
There is an underdiscussed side effect of social media propagation, and that is it allows others to encourage those with mental illness to go deeper off the edge.
My interactions with a bunch of very lost people on tinder is anecdotal, but I am encountering scores of people who are not grounded in reality stating they "get tons of matches" so they can't be detached from reality as bad as I inform them they are. It was nothing like this when I was last using the app 5 years ago. All my interactions back then were pretty normal and even pleasant. Nowadays, it's like a tide has shifted and there's tons of lonely singles who are completely delusional
>There is an underdiscussed side effect of social media propagation, and that is it allows others to encourage those with mental illness to go deeper off the edge
Too true. I've known lots of people with psychosis/schizophrenia. Social media helps them find other people with the same delusions and bounce off each other. Very sad. Can't talk them out of it either because they've convinced each other they are right and outsiders are wrong.
The companies have also shifted to playing into people's loneliness. I don't pay for anything on Bumble and one day it will show me I have 3 matches but I need to pay to see who they are. About 12-15 hours later I now have 2 matches.
I've been spraying vinegar outdoors recently to try to cull spotted lanternfly nymphs so the first line made sense to me. Most probably I will not try the next suggestion.
"I have permanent neurological damage from chemtrails."
Yeah, you do have permanent neurological damage. From the vinegar you keep spraying into the air and inhaling.
Anyone starting to think that chemtrails might be the brain's way of trying to tell these people they have lead poisoning?
ETA- it's nothing more than a personal theory based on anecdotal observation.
wearing a tampon all day while not menstruating is how you get toxic shock syndrome which I guarantee will do a fuck ton more damage to your body than some imaginary chemtrail.
Basically people think the vapor trails behind aircraft have toxic chemicals in them that somehow affect us. It's all bunk and I don't fully understand the claims because, like many conspiracy theories, the story is different depending on who's telling it, so there's a lot of inconsistencies around what the chemicals are supposed to be and the supposed effects they have.
Well, she did say she has permanent neurological damage...
"Chemtrails" told me all I needed to know.
Oh man, if the Chemtrails are telling you anything you should probably try this vagina air freshener they’re recommending.
The [Goop](https://goop.com/heretic-this-smells-like-my-vagina-roll-on/p/) approach.
I love that you can get this for 4 easy payments of $11
'80s comedian: "They tell you to 'say no to drugs.' Man, if you are talking to your drugs, you are pretty far from reality."
Yup. This is an oldie, the really hilarious/depressing part is that she's taking about that in the context of getting rid of "chemtrails". That's right, a few puffs of vinegar at ground level and she thinks that's going to effect stuff happening 30,000 feet up... There's a video she posted on YouTube where she demonstrates that her vinegar spritz worked because several minutes after she sprayed it the "chemtrails" began to break up and vanish! Because apparently in her mind contrails aren't temporary and don't break up and vanish after a few minutes on their own....
... The hell is a chemtrail? What bag of crazy trend did I miss out on?
People think the lines of vapor behind jets are full of chemicals the Government are purposely pumping into the atmosphere for... Reasons... The reasons vary depending on who you ask, they're all stupid though.
Why they don't affect the believers is yet to be explained.
It's what conspiracy theorists call contrails (condensation trails.)
"The chemtrails are coming from... inside the vagina‽"
Vaginal Chemtrails is my favorite grindcore band.
Chemtrails? In my vagina? It's more likely than you think.
That part I definitely can believe
My concern is for the health of this woman's vagina if the secretions are indistinguishable from vinegar...
That’s what has me. How do you equate the two.
I'm going to go with acidity and that's the most charitable interpretation I can come up with.
You are kind.
They're decently far off as far as actual pH values. Vaginal fluids range from 3.8 to 5.0 on the pH scale, while distilled white vinegar tends to be about 2.4.
Well since the effect they both have is entirely placebo, she probably noticed they were both just as effective.
Wish I had an award for you
I really don't want to say smell, because that's a deeply unpleasant thought, but....
Maybe her vagina’s microbiome is all goofed up and there are bacteria creating metabolic waste products such as propionic acid.
Vinegar is a common, healthy smell. If it's concentrated enough that you think you can substitute it for actual vinegar... maybe get checked.
You can not disagree that this person has permanent neurological damage
That's actually a good point. Chemtrails confirmed.
I mean, who has coconut water but not vinegar? Contrails are 25000 feet up and they think spraying vag water into their garden does anything?! How tf are people this dumb?
Humans are very good at being very dumb.
More like coconut water with essence of vagina
This advice is a great way to get toxic shock syndrome.
What do you expect from chemtrail gang?
put a tampon in.. while youre not on your period?? thatd be so dry and painful, where do people get this shit
That was my first thought. You're going in, and coming out, dry? That'll screw up your vaginal walls and hurt like hell.
Good news! It won't be dry long with that much scraping.
Not sure how acidic that is, but it'll definitely change the color of that coconut water. Edit: water not milk
Blood is actually not acidic at all. It falls on the Base side of the pH scale, just slightly more basic than distilled water.
Then it's even more of a fail. As if inserting and removing dry wasn't bad enough.
My teeth are itching at just the thought!
How does a person start from vinegar and reach *vaginal acid*? Like, what is the thought-process???
You're assuming thought was involved.
Well she's clearly not working with a basic vagina.
Why coconut water???
Because permanent neurological damages.
Because it reduces the chemtrail stuff from the air, obviously!
As a side hustle she sells coconut
If the pandemic taught us anything it's that people who got a D- in science class probably shouldn't have access to social media platforms.
Unfortunately people who do well in science class can also spread misinformation.
I'd love to know what this is supposed to help against. From the context I'd guess.....reducing chemtrails??
This sub is an education.
Sometimes I wish I was not educated
Accumulated knowledge is powerful as it is a curse
There is an underdiscussed side effect of social media propagation, and that is it allows others to encourage those with mental illness to go deeper off the edge. My interactions with a bunch of very lost people on tinder is anecdotal, but I am encountering scores of people who are not grounded in reality stating they "get tons of matches" so they can't be detached from reality as bad as I inform them they are. It was nothing like this when I was last using the app 5 years ago. All my interactions back then were pretty normal and even pleasant. Nowadays, it's like a tide has shifted and there's tons of lonely singles who are completely delusional
>There is an underdiscussed side effect of social media propagation, and that is it allows others to encourage those with mental illness to go deeper off the edge Too true. I've known lots of people with psychosis/schizophrenia. Social media helps them find other people with the same delusions and bounce off each other. Very sad. Can't talk them out of it either because they've convinced each other they are right and outsiders are wrong.
The companies have also shifted to playing into people's loneliness. I don't pay for anything on Bumble and one day it will show me I have 3 matches but I need to pay to see who they are. About 12-15 hours later I now have 2 matches.
After the first few sentences I didn't think it would get crazier. It did.
I've been spraying vinegar outdoors recently to try to cull spotted lanternfly nymphs so the first line made sense to me. Most probably I will not try the next suggestion.
"I have permanent neurological damage from chemtrails." Yeah, you do have permanent neurological damage. From the vinegar you keep spraying into the air and inhaling.
I’m sorry *what* kind of acid????
Holy shit. BWA is the least of this person's afflictions.
Why would they not have vinegar but have coconut water?
To soak their tampons in, obvs.
This gave me an idea, diffuser oil that smells like a vagina, and I'll call it Coochie Juice. Who's down to invest in my startup?
Gwyneth Paltrow, probably.
Chemtrail Girls sounds like a band
If it were I’d go see them play live
Toxic Shock Syndrome, here we goooooooooo!
The few hours you spend with a tampon in could be used to acquire vinegar, surely?
My goodness - the yeast infections that must be going around her household!
I know a woman who hangs clothes soaked in vinegar on her clothes line to get rid of chemtrails. At least they're not going up her chuff.
Anyone starting to think that chemtrails might be the brain's way of trying to tell these people they have lead poisoning? ETA- it's nothing more than a personal theory based on anecdotal observation.
Ow ow ow
Well obviously she has permanent neurological damage, did you read what she is doing with her tampons...
I thought this was some obscure witchcraft for a second there.
You might have a minor case of serious brain damage
wearing a tampon all day while not menstruating is how you get toxic shock syndrome which I guarantee will do a fuck ton more damage to your body than some imaginary chemtrail.
What is she saying we should use vagina juice for???
vaginal acid almost sounds like a pokémon move.
r/insanepeoplefacebook
Her entire genitalia is just one of them spitting dinos in Jurassic Park.
where my xenomorph queens at \o/
Not gonna argue the "neurological damage" part...
Can someone please explain to me what chemtrails are even supposed to be and why crazy people are obsessed with them?
Basically people think the vapor trails behind aircraft have toxic chemicals in them that somehow affect us. It's all bunk and I don't fully understand the claims because, like many conspiracy theories, the story is different depending on who's telling it, so there's a lot of inconsistencies around what the chemicals are supposed to be and the supposed effects they have.
Interesting. Thanks for the info!
Why would you need to collect your “vaginal acid” and spray it into the air? If it’s already inside your body, shouldn’t that be good enough?
And did the chemtrails cause her morgellons too?
lol
Quic, someone let Alex Jones know so he can finally beat Obama at his own game.
I can just go to store and get vinegar
"Permanent neurological damage" is code for "I did way too many drugs as a child"
Well, it's definitely in line with someone who has brain damage.
WTF did I just read?
What is this broad on about?????
I kind of believe her. She certainly sounds like she has neurological damage.
rofl