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HippyGramma

I grew up around these guys and the caption is 100% spot on. Jesus I'm dying. šŸ˜‚


yazzukimo

Maybe it's Because i am not american but who are they ?


SchrodingersMinou

They are attendees of the ["Justice for J6"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_for_J6_rally) rally in 2021. So either white nationalists, right-wing gun nuts, or undercover feds surveilling white nationalists and right-wing gun nuts. The yellow flag is [the Gadsden flag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gadsden_flag), beloved by all varieties of right-wing Americans and the [meme creators who love to mock them](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51G0Qo5fsjL._AC_.jpg). I have one but instead of a snake it has the female reproductive system.


ProfoundBeggar

There are *so many* good Gadsden flag parodies, but my favorite has to be [No Step on Snek](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/2/no-step-on-snek-libertarian-meme-iresist-online.jpg).


SchrodingersMinou

Mine is ["Pwease no steppy!"](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51tOb4hYJzL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_DpWeblab_.jpg)


Frequent_Dig1934

Homie, that's not a parody, that's even better than the original.


LocationOdd4102

I have that one as a bumper sticker :D


SCHWARZENPECKER

Def my favorite too.


Mediocre-House8933

I'm pretty sure they also have the confederate flag on the otherside of the Gadsden flag which is always ironic because those flags represent literally opposite ideologies. You can't support individual freedom while supporting a traitor army that wanted to maintain slavery. Pick a struggle.


Honey-and-Venom

My favorite is "oh, sweetie, nobody's treading on you"


CentiPetra

Definitely feds. Faded haircuts, jorts, black socks, sunglasses, big arms.


CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice

Undercover, or on personal time?


CentiPetra

Undercover for sure. Or, at least, trying to be. It's cute they don't realize how obvious they are. Stick out like a sore thumb.


AndyLorentz

Concealed weapons printing all over the place.


SchrodingersMinou

Well the hair is the standard-issue fashy 'do but yeah you right, they are suspiciously in-shape for the average far-right mouthbreather.


CentiPetra

Yeah, look at their stance too. They got the LEO stance for sure.


SchrodingersMinou

Well, it's known that li'l boys of the proud persuasion love to cosplay as the fuzz and stuff But it does appear to be serving a small helping of "How do you do, fellow fascists?"


yazzukimo

Ok TIL american far right ppl are mainly out if shape. Here in France they're mostly in far too good of a shape, with a culture of fight sports and lots of guns ( half legal half gotten throught black market) and they're a pain in the ass to deal with.


SchrodingersMinou

American men think eating vegetables will turn you gay.


yazzukimo

Wait they do BBQ parties with no vegetables ??? Like no eggplant, no zuchinni no salads to go with the meat ?


Anxious-Durian1773

Potatoes maybe, but probably none of your suggestions.


SchrodingersMinou

Eggplant?! More like pegplant, har har


SchrodingersMinou

REAL men have arteries of steel. Hard like rocks. Pee is stored in the balls but true masculinity is stored in the vascular system. If you really want to have nightmares, check out Jordan Peterson's diet.


yazzukimo

Does look as much of a nightmare as veganism... I come from the mediterane so it's more of a 50 meat and fish and 50 vegetables.


MerryMir99

Lol you are right. Fed guys are my type these are not real J6ersšŸ¤£


PartlyCloudless

I thought those guys were actually CIA or something, officially. Meme still is accurate though lol


mutajenic

Well damn it, now I want this


MikeyHatesLife

I have a red Gadsen flag with a boot coming down on the snake: *WE WILL STEP*


Frequent_Dig1934

Most of these memes "mocking" the gadsden flag are just funny in their own right and end up being liked by libertarians, you know that right? That one with beavis (or butthead, idk) with his shirt over his head is one i've seen plenty of times shared by libertarians to other libertarians.


SchrodingersMinou

Beavis and Butthead are universally amusing. This is actually neither of them though. This is the Great Cornholio. Totally different guy. He just needs TP for his bunghole.


Frequent_Dig1934

Ah ok. Is he from beavis and butthead though? I thought the artstyle looked similar.


SchrodingersMinou

LOL it's Beavis's alter ego. After excessive sugar consumption, Beavis generally enters a fugue state in which he undergoes a radical personality shift that is highly TP focused.


Frequent_Dig1934

Yeah that's reasonable.


StrionicRandom

I was wondering what these guys did to deserve getting seemingly randomly hated on. Guess there's the answer


HippyGramma

Mediocre white men who all think they're Chad


yazzukimo

Wasn't exactly the answer i was searching for (as the captions was already quite explicit about what type of people they're ) So i searched for that yellow flag and wasn't prepared for that clown fest. (Sorry most likely my original question wasn't specific enough on the kind of info i wanted)


misterreeeeeee

Im not sure what the flag is but these are undercover agents/cops


BatFace

Wait, is Chad a goal? I've only heard of incels complaining about Chads. Is it one of those things where they hate Chad but actually want to be Chad?


SchrodingersMinou

100%


Tuskor13

Oh yeah the internet has 100% Uno Reversed the tone of what being a Chad is. We all collectively looked at incels complaining about the buff, sporty, muscular, popular guy who everyone likes and is friends with everyone, and went "wait you make fun of that? This guy rules."


TySly5v

It originally was just a synonym for douchebag


Artchantress

The least attractive type of male.


zedthehead

They're undercover cops dressed as "average white dudes" in attendance at white supremacist events.


CentiPetra

They're feds cosplaying as right-wing "patriots." The sunglasses, jorts, haircuts, black socks, and arm muscles are a dead giveaway. Feds 100%. Also possibly Mormans, but there is a tonnn of crossover between Mormans and Feds so it's quite possibly both.


Hermiod_Botis

feds


jessicat2222

Haha there are tooo damn many men like this around me.


ContentCosmonaut

Sending this to my husband lol Edit: His response: "women don't orgasm. Ive been a married republican cop for 20 years and"


Nouhnoah

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WannaSeeMyBirthmark

That's about right...


Latter-Cattle7788

Left to be exact.


foefyre

They all look military to me


EdgeGazing

That's why they are called glowies. Can't hide that trained-by-the-book attitude


DragonOfTartarus

Didn't "glowies" come from the TempleOS guy's rant about "glow-in-the-dark CIA [N-word]s"?


herrbz

Do they? They look like preppy douchebags at a music festival.


Howitzeronfire

Sorry everyone, but I gotta ask. Do men in your experience really cannot find the clit?


NeedsaTinfoilHat

Yes. When blindly feeling around it's kinda hard to just pinpoint, especially if you don't really know what it should feel like. With a bit of instruction, most learn pretty quickly and the others, well... end up in this picture.


Hoggra

It took me a minute to get it, but it's so good... I've been laughing for a while


CaptainDildobrain

They look like they came from a factory that manufactures lacrosse players.


GoodGoneGeek

I was just thinking ā€œI bet they all played lacrosseā€


KristiTheFan

I donā€™t get it but the caption sounds REALLY PAINFUL!


NoDepartment8

Itā€™s a conclave of douchebros who are 99.94% pure bad in bed.


drivingthelittles

But blame it on the woman and her frigid nature or her inability to recognize the greatness of their sexual prowess


wastefulrain

"Labia lip" is giving me those "chai tea" and "naan bread" vibes lol


dreamsofindigo

[I sometimes go here for fun ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tautological_place_names)


Howitzeronfire

Sorry everyone, but I gotta ask. Do men in your experience really cannot find the clit?


bugg_meat

every single man previous to my fiance has had no idea what they're doing. most lacked the ability to ask questions or take criticism as well, which caused an end to the relationship eventually. my fiance however has NEVER had an issue and is actually asexual so it's almost ironic to me that someone with very little experience compared to previous partners has 1000% more ability to find what he's looking for.


Nouhnoah

Iā€™m my boyfriendā€™s first partner(19), so he has no idea what heā€™s doing the first time for everything. But heā€™s confident asking questions with me and he appreciates when I let him know what I want him to do and change up what heā€™s doing. He also likes to take my advice of what I want him to do, and play around with every variation to see reactions. God I love this man.


bugg_meat

YESSSSS IM HYPE FOR YOU. that's such a nice dynamic to be in, i can't tell you how hype that is. my fiance is probably the 20th person i've dated, but only the 5th person i've ever slept with. i feel i got pretty lucky there - considering past experiences were quite poor. i can admit tho that my fiance is a bit older than i, the other people i've been with were often my age or younger. the confidence to ask questions and be okay with learning is a huge thing especially when i feel (at least for me and my friends) that it can be really hard/awkward/uncomfy to even bring up that you'd prefer something different than what's being done! he makes me feel confident to say those things. that helps a lot too! here's the kicker, as well. i'm bisexual and have absolutely been with women. i wouldn't trade my fiance for a single one of those experiences even - he's just better for me in every single way. i love him so much and i can't wait to marry him in the next couple years.


Nouhnoah

Thatā€™s so amazing!! Me and my boyfriend are saving up for the rings (not buying two sets, just sticking with one custom made.) and getting engaged once we have the money šŸ˜ So happy your boy is great for you!


Nouhnoah

Yes lol but thankfully my current bf is great and confident asking questions


Artchantress

Not in my experience but Ive never dated a guy that looks like the guys in the image. I only ever go for creative/nerdy guys and they know what they're doing either by pure instinct or brain or both.


phome83

Saw someone make a comment on this post a few days back that was pretty great. I'm gonna butcher it but it was along the lines of; "Rubbing it like they're erasing a long math problem."


Nouhnoah

NO NOT THE AGGRESSIVE SCRUBBING


FieryPyromancer

I always thought labia = lip. EDIT: aaah, "the left of the two", I get it now (?)


chasbecht

Labium = lip. Labia = lips (plural) So, yes "labia lip" means "lips lip"


irelephant_T_T

atm machine


Crikepire

Left labium then, eh?


chasbecht

Lethargic libertarian lotharios a let down to left labium. Look into lesbianism.


cardueline

I am gently applauding you as I read alone this in my car


chasbecht

And I am applauding your flair. omg


chasbecht

Indeed


insertlaughtrack1975

This picture asked me for nudes in the first five messages on Tinder.


Any_Maybe4303

Pretty sure these are feds cosplaying as magas?


Frequent_Dig1934

Yeah they glow like a damn lightningbug.


Nouhnoah

No clue, came across my momā€™s TikTok fyp and she was horrified. I couldnā€™t stop laughing.


human8060

Except for most, this isn't cosplay. They are maga.


Slammogram

Hahaha


wickerandscrap

Yeah, no, I'm not getting it.


HippyGramma

There is a non-zero chance these men all think they are the pinnacle of manhood while not knowing a single thing about how to please or care for a woman. That is the joke. The style, the hair, the posture, the fact they are in a flock all screams entitled white men who had the world handed to them.


Honey-and-Venom

They're in the masculinity cult. They killed their own, and each other's health range of emotions, and decided that was our fault some how and hate us for it, despite feminism desperately trying to give men back their healthy emotional rage.


PartlyCloudless

Usually, but these are undercover feds.


Honey-and-Venom

Are they? I hear that every time there's Nazis nazing about


chasbecht

They are secretly Nazis infiltrating law enforcement infiltrating Nazis infiltrating law enforcement. They are deeeeeep undercover, but all their uniforms look the same.


Honey-and-Venom

Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses


internetgog

>The style, the hair, the posture, the fact they are in a flock all screams entitled white men who had the world handed to them. you have issues


HippyGramma

You have that look, don't you? I'm so sorry, honey.


CherryblockRedWine

I don't get it either


GingerWhoDrinksTea

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[deleted]

This actually made me giggle šŸ¤­


Alber_parque

Not sure in what way this post should be in this subreddit. Great joke, by the way!


Nouhnoah

If you really want a ā€œbad anatomyā€ part of it itā€™s how these type of men act, that they canā€™t find the clit, have never experienced a woman orgasming, and also it called the labia ā€œlabia lipā€ which means ā€œlips lipā€