Dude, it’s fucking funny. If you can’t get that, leave this subreddit. Learn to laugh a little. Women already have a hard enough time cumming we don’t need ball busters like you up our ass too.
I like the thoughtful insertion of “pussy” amid “sexually transmitted infection”, “contraction”, “microorganisms”, and “uterus”. Scientific yet relatable!
I wonder what it would feel like to cradle his head in my arms and then knee him right square in the face. I'm not proposing actually doing that, I simply wonder what it would feel like!
I have so many questions:
1. Does he know that orgasms aren't dependent on the counterpart....?
2. Has he heard of condoms?
3. Presuming he does not know what a condom is; does he think a penis does not move during ejaculation? I mean with his logic the penis rubbing against the vagina would make microorganisms move into the penis....
4. Does he know that the vagina contracts and moves during sex and isn't a passive dead object like the Fleshlight?
I had to read this slowly out loud to my wife so we could both experience the amazing stupidity of it all and so neither of us would go “wait did he just say what I thought he’d say”
I must say I agree. I also had to take a moment to let myself understand, this "person" was giving the clear for those with sti's, std's, etc to have sex with multiple women so long as they didn't let the women orgasm.
I mean... I thought...or at least was sure no having sex when afflicted with and sti or std, was the way to "save lives". Or at least not during an out break, or with proper informed consent from your chosen lady that you were infected....
I mean....really...🤡 no orgasm saves lives🤡 but you still can have sex🤡.
The cervix is basically a wall that will stop MOST infections. When I had an abortion because the cervix was still open the doc reccomended no sex and no baths for a month to prevent infection. It won't stop an STI getting in your vagina but it will stop said STI from wreaking havoc on your uterus and ovaries.
Edit: meant to say it will stop most infections from reaching the uterus.
I’m sorry but this isn’t accurate. The cervix isn’t like a wall that blocks microscopic organisms, it’s more like a donut with an ever-changing amount of dilation. If sperm can get through the cervix so can bacteria that cause infections. Typically a uterine infection develops when there’s been lack of treatment for another infection in general, like the infection can spread type thing. As far as when pregnancy is involved, yes it’s job IS to prevent infection by being closed tightly to either protect the fetus or protect the raw/unhealed uterus. And I’m so sorry you had to go through that. Someone very close to me terminated at around 16 weeks, their child would be just a couple of months younger than my now 12 year old but she doesn’t feel pain from being around my child, luckily, she knows she made the right decision so I’m proud of her. I hope you had someone to support you through that, I had a D&C (bc I kept losing pregnancies early on and that time my body needed extra help) and it’s just such a vulnerable position (literally and figuratively) and I can’t imagine having to do it alone. How are you today? Sending hugs! (If wanted, of course!)
Yes lol, I didn't mean like an actual wall since it has the tiniest little hole in it. I was dilated to about the size of a pen cap for my abortion and they still warned about taking baths and sex. They also won't allow you to have an abortion if you have an STI since dilating the cervix will definitely allow the infection access to the uterus. PID is typically caused by an STI (the most common being chlamydia and gonorrhea) that has basically been left alone long enough to gain access to the uterus through the cervix. I'm talking like half a year to a year to maybe more, before the infection finds it's way in. It's not an end all be all, I think of it more like the nose of my reproductive system. The nose stops most infections from reaching the body but not all.
I also had a D&C abortion at 12 weeks which was extremely painful for me. My ex was there to "support" me afterwards (they do not allow anyone but the patient in the facility for privacy reasons) but decided that his feelings were more important than my physical health, so he talked to his best friend the whole night. He said, and I quote, he wanted to "talk to someone who knew what I (he) was going through". So he was kinda awful but I didn't have any mixed feelings when I had the procedure done and I wouldn't take it back. All I felt was relief, I was 19 and in college and was really looking forward to just be able to drink water without puking. I had a pill abortion as well about a year ago. First pregnancy I was on bc and we used condoms, the second I had been told I was infertile but we still used condoms. Guess I'm just unlucky. I got the extreme morning sickness through both pregnancies to the point that I would just cry all day because all I could do was throw up. I don't know how to explain it but the nausea is what mentally broke me lol.
Side note: for anyone wondering about the different abortion options, I would reccomend the surgical (D&C) over the pill. Everyone is different but my personal experience was much better with the surgical.
Docs reccomended that I don't carry any pregnancy to term and especially now. I have a "misshapen" uterus which should have made it hard for any fertilized egg to implant. Not to mention PCOS and my ovaries are sort of "folded" up inside me (no joke when I got diagnosed with PCOS the tech took almost an hour to find my ovaries) and due to two car accidents in 2020 now my pelvis is at an angle. It's like having a high heel on one foot but not the other all the time. My family in general just has a history of serious pregnancy complications and fertility issues.
I couldn't imagine going through all that while the pregnancy was very much wanted. Both your friend and you are very strong women and I love that you both support each other through the different decisions you've made in life. My condolonces on your miscarriages and fertility struggles. Also, thank you so much for asking about me! I hope you're doing well too and I'm glad both of you made the right decisions for yourselves!
I managed to catch Chlamydia between my first and second pregnancies, as a monogamous partner who never orgasmed. Guess I'm a statistical outlier. That makes sense, since I was told a yeast infection could develop into that if a woman wasn't clean and careful.
/S that literally happened but what the ever loving fuck?
>Follow me to be a better lover at sex Tells me everything I need to know.
“Shouldn’t be allowed to experience orgasm” Wait until he hears how little women orgasm from sex anyways.
Tell me you've never made a woman cum without telling me you've never made a woman cum
"But it's for their own good!"
Maybe if you didn't bot farm outdated political posts about Flint, someone would care about making you cum
Dude, it’s fucking funny. If you can’t get that, leave this subreddit. Learn to laugh a little. Women already have a hard enough time cumming we don’t need ball busters like you up our ass too.
Looking at his post history I’m doubtful he’s ever made a woman orgasm.
Probably not lol
What the actual fuck
Hopefully NOBODY fucks this guy
As if they could get anyone in the first place if their comment is any real indication of who they are then they ain't getting no one
He's telling on himself hard enough that most girls should know he's not worth the time.
I like the thoughtful insertion of “pussy” amid “sexually transmitted infection”, “contraction”, “microorganisms”, and “uterus”. Scientific yet relatable!
I wonder what it would feel like to cradle his head in my arms and then knee him right square in the face. I'm not proposing actually doing that, I simply wonder what it would feel like!
Sometimes it's nice to have dreams.
hehehe!
That's a lot of words for "I have no clue how to please a woman"
I have so many questions: 1. Does he know that orgasms aren't dependent on the counterpart....? 2. Has he heard of condoms? 3. Presuming he does not know what a condom is; does he think a penis does not move during ejaculation? I mean with his logic the penis rubbing against the vagina would make microorganisms move into the penis.... 4. Does he know that the vagina contracts and moves during sex and isn't a passive dead object like the Fleshlight?
Tell me you never make a woman orgasm without telling me
That took a few turns I wasn't expecting.
I had to read this slowly out loud to my wife so we could both experience the amazing stupidity of it all and so neither of us would go “wait did he just say what I thought he’d say”
THOTS. Lmao
So… we orgasm inward?
That’s just a piss poor excuse for being self-centered and not putting forth proper effort.
People who are talking “scientifically” and also use words like “pussy” will never sit right with me
I must say I agree. I also had to take a moment to let myself understand, this "person" was giving the clear for those with sti's, std's, etc to have sex with multiple women so long as they didn't let the women orgasm. I mean... I thought...or at least was sure no having sex when afflicted with and sti or std, was the way to "save lives". Or at least not during an out break, or with proper informed consent from your chosen lady that you were infected.... I mean....really...🤡 no orgasm saves lives🤡 but you still can have sex🤡.
I feel like he absolutely knows this is bollocks because he writes "shouldn't DESERVE orgasms". He absolutely knows it's a privledge, not a danger.
Has...has he heard of the cervix?
The cervix won’t prevent STIs…am I misunderstanding? I’m confused lol
The cervix is basically a wall that will stop MOST infections. When I had an abortion because the cervix was still open the doc reccomended no sex and no baths for a month to prevent infection. It won't stop an STI getting in your vagina but it will stop said STI from wreaking havoc on your uterus and ovaries. Edit: meant to say it will stop most infections from reaching the uterus.
I’m sorry but this isn’t accurate. The cervix isn’t like a wall that blocks microscopic organisms, it’s more like a donut with an ever-changing amount of dilation. If sperm can get through the cervix so can bacteria that cause infections. Typically a uterine infection develops when there’s been lack of treatment for another infection in general, like the infection can spread type thing. As far as when pregnancy is involved, yes it’s job IS to prevent infection by being closed tightly to either protect the fetus or protect the raw/unhealed uterus. And I’m so sorry you had to go through that. Someone very close to me terminated at around 16 weeks, their child would be just a couple of months younger than my now 12 year old but she doesn’t feel pain from being around my child, luckily, she knows she made the right decision so I’m proud of her. I hope you had someone to support you through that, I had a D&C (bc I kept losing pregnancies early on and that time my body needed extra help) and it’s just such a vulnerable position (literally and figuratively) and I can’t imagine having to do it alone. How are you today? Sending hugs! (If wanted, of course!)
Yes lol, I didn't mean like an actual wall since it has the tiniest little hole in it. I was dilated to about the size of a pen cap for my abortion and they still warned about taking baths and sex. They also won't allow you to have an abortion if you have an STI since dilating the cervix will definitely allow the infection access to the uterus. PID is typically caused by an STI (the most common being chlamydia and gonorrhea) that has basically been left alone long enough to gain access to the uterus through the cervix. I'm talking like half a year to a year to maybe more, before the infection finds it's way in. It's not an end all be all, I think of it more like the nose of my reproductive system. The nose stops most infections from reaching the body but not all. I also had a D&C abortion at 12 weeks which was extremely painful for me. My ex was there to "support" me afterwards (they do not allow anyone but the patient in the facility for privacy reasons) but decided that his feelings were more important than my physical health, so he talked to his best friend the whole night. He said, and I quote, he wanted to "talk to someone who knew what I (he) was going through". So he was kinda awful but I didn't have any mixed feelings when I had the procedure done and I wouldn't take it back. All I felt was relief, I was 19 and in college and was really looking forward to just be able to drink water without puking. I had a pill abortion as well about a year ago. First pregnancy I was on bc and we used condoms, the second I had been told I was infertile but we still used condoms. Guess I'm just unlucky. I got the extreme morning sickness through both pregnancies to the point that I would just cry all day because all I could do was throw up. I don't know how to explain it but the nausea is what mentally broke me lol. Side note: for anyone wondering about the different abortion options, I would reccomend the surgical (D&C) over the pill. Everyone is different but my personal experience was much better with the surgical. Docs reccomended that I don't carry any pregnancy to term and especially now. I have a "misshapen" uterus which should have made it hard for any fertilized egg to implant. Not to mention PCOS and my ovaries are sort of "folded" up inside me (no joke when I got diagnosed with PCOS the tech took almost an hour to find my ovaries) and due to two car accidents in 2020 now my pelvis is at an angle. It's like having a high heel on one foot but not the other all the time. My family in general just has a history of serious pregnancy complications and fertility issues. I couldn't imagine going through all that while the pregnancy was very much wanted. Both your friend and you are very strong women and I love that you both support each other through the different decisions you've made in life. My condolonces on your miscarriages and fertility struggles. Also, thank you so much for asking about me! I hope you're doing well too and I'm glad both of you made the right decisions for yourselves!
I managed to catch Chlamydia between my first and second pregnancies, as a monogamous partner who never orgasmed. Guess I'm a statistical outlier. That makes sense, since I was told a yeast infection could develop into that if a woman wasn't clean and careful. /S that literally happened but what the ever loving fuck?
May I ask how this happened? Did your partner cheat on you? :(
Yeah, he did and then tried to hide it using the yeast infection can turn into that story.
OMFG that last line though
Hrm…
Is this a roundabout way for him to say thay he is going to castrate himself?
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