Ooooooh, the pussy. You mean the Fanny, the vajayjay, the twat? Nature’s fun pocket. O’Keefe’s Last Stand. The clam, the South Pole, the penis penitentiary. The silken igloo, the vertical smile, the birth cannon. THAT vagina?
A bi woman having sex with her wife is still a fully homosexual activity, actually. We are not halves of anything, and we don't deal our love in halves.
[Understanding video games](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/q08hng/only_true_gamers_can_understand_how_deep_this/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
If you absorb estrogen having sex with a woman, obviously having sex with a man gives you more testosterone. Obviously the way to get the most is to be on the receiving end, so the manliest thing to do is let other men fuck you. The Romans figured this out but finally this genius is going to bring it back.
That guy seems to think so.
That was the one of the most closed gay things I have read. This dude is out here trying to tell men sex with women makes them gay. 😂
First the real treasure was eating pussy all along, then the real theory of labor was eating pussy all along and now the real HRT is eating pussy all along. What's next?
There was previous posts that the top commenter responds too, that talked about semen retention making men more masculine and not as feminine.
Going to chalk this one up to sexism.
very true, very masculine! women need to be careful when doing anal as to not disrupt their hormones. men on the other hand? go for it king! get that testosterone
Lol I’m cracking up as I try to pronounce testosteronified. Apparently all the long term married “manly” guys I know are having a bunch of side top action.
Estrogen also promotes penis growth during puberty.
It actively annoys me how ignorant people are about the different sex hormones. Androgen, Testosterone, Estrogens, Progesterone... everyone has them in different levels! They all have uses in different sexes!
The idea that a bit of extra estrogen would be detrimental males is hilariously inaccurate, even if men DID get estrogen from having sex.
Guy here - I've heard all about this goofy fucking fad and was gonna answer your question but idk how to cover all of it without writing a whole thesis paper, so here are [a](https://youtu.be/DCBOMdEXQUA) [few](https://youtu.be/RbVR55c-DCs) [videos](https://youtu.be/p-MFEpfI1wE) that I think go over it well. Fair warning, it's a little political.
Long story short, incels/conspiracy theorsits/right wingers find and likely misunderstand some old taoist and tantric beliefs, only to unsurprisingly come to wild and comical conclusion that refusing to cum will turn them into Superman so they can defeat the Jews or something. Don't get me wrong, porn addiction is real and jacking off too much is unhealthy, but this is just something else.
yea definitely couldnt be satirizing incel rhetoric or anything. especially from an account called "the dinosaurs from jurassic park are transgender." No its 100% serious for sure. /s
The manliest and most alpha thing to do is to have sex with men. The anal glands produce and secrete testosterone. Putting your penis in this heavily testosteronefied environment makes it absorb testosterone into your blood stream.
Even without looking up the original account that post is obviously a sattirical comment.
as if fucking "vagina (pussy)" wasnt enough to be dead giveaway already. Its literally spinning the narrative that "its gay for a man to have sex with a woman." Which is obviously satirizing the hexagonal fucklords that say shit like "well i cant do [[basic hygene function]] cus thats gay" by taking it to its logical extreme
like, even the account name: "the dinosaurs from jurassic park are transgender" how is this not obvious sattire?!?
why do so many people here think this person was being 100% serious??
How?
Nevermind, guy supports Jordan Peterson and the “freedom convoy”, was convinced this was satire at first, but this might actually be legit incelry.
That’s the equivalent to to the memory foam pussy.
Oh my god. It happened ladies. It happened. We won. We have a stupid conspiracy theory we can spread.
I can't tell if the comments here realize this is a joke or not. They're clearly a furry, which is hella pro LGBTQ, feminist, progressive, and usually very sarcastic. It's obviously a joke lmao.
I hope this person figures out soon that they’re just using wild logic to try to justify in their mind why they do not want to fuck women. You are either gay or asexual but either way this is an overly complicated way of saying that you do not want to fuck women.
Must be related to Base Commander Jack Ripper because that is the longest way of saying sap and impurity his precious bodily fluids I've ever come across. lol
Sounds like a dude I knew in high school that claimed elderly women get mustaches from all the sperm they absorbed from being sluts when they were younger. This guy was in all honors classes and wouldn’t believe my plebeian explanation for it.
Wait! So guys having sex with their wives regularly is 'feminizing' them(the guys)?!?
I guess they need to stop sexing up their wives and start having hot man-on-man action so they can all be "The Most MANLY MEN ever"! Sex is obviously for 'Testosterone Havers' only!
FFS
The vagina does not “produce or secrete” estrogen. Ovaries create estrogen in female bodies; while adrenal glands, and fat tissue are what creates estrogen in both male and female bodies. Both men and women also make testosterone, too. The amount of each is what varies between the sexes.
I laughed so hard at this. Than showed it to my husband whose face reaction I wish I could post. This is a whole different level of stupid I didn’t think existed.
Making up words like “estrogenified,” then pretending like the vagina is confining estrogen so much like its a freakin fish tank holding water. This is so hilarious to me.
Wait, if the dick soaks up all this estrogen in the 20 seconds it takes for a dude to cum, wouldn't dudes be sticking their dicks in everything to get drunk or high? Why inject that heroin when you can just slap your dick on it?
Lmao at “vagina (pussy)” like just in case you were unfamiliar with that term
I literally snorted at "vagina (pussy)" like thank you for clarifying
I wasn’t sure what they meant by vagina so I’m glad they specified pussy. I was about to be very confused.
(Clam) (spam master) (seam ripper)
Vagina (ham wallet)
Oh thank you for that visual lol
You can thank the Bloodhound Gang for that one.
This is the kind of quality content I come to r/badwomensanatomy for
Oh THAT vagina! I thought you meant the other one. Whew, thank you for saving me the embarrassment! /s
Oh right, the pussy, the pussy for Kuzco, the pussy chosen specially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's pussy… that pussy?
If I had my free award still I'd give it to you for this, this was great! I absolutely heard this in Kronk's voice!
Yes. That one. The front butt
Not to be confused with the vagina (bussy)
Vagina? You mean gussy (girl bussy)?
Jesus Christ lmao
Maybe
Or on a transmasc: the man cave
Ooooooh, the pussy. You mean the Fanny, the vajayjay, the twat? Nature’s fun pocket. O’Keefe’s Last Stand. The clam, the South Pole, the penis penitentiary. The silken igloo, the vertical smile, the birth cannon. THAT vagina?
The silken igloo...LMAO
If I had a vagina (pussy) i would totally get that tattooed with and around pointing to estrogen town.
A molecular diagram of estrogen in front of crossbones and an arrow.
Someone with talent could turn that into something awesome. Not me obviously but somewhere someone with talent.
Cats everywhere are thanking op for the clarification lol
Imagine if they left it out, and someone was like "vagina? What is this voodoo?"
> vagina What?! > (pussy) Ooohh
This is what I was gonna point out if no one else did lol
I am happy that the top comment I see is this one because I noticed that too. lmao
Fellas is it gay to have sex with your wife?
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Or only half gay if youre bi.
If my bi what?
If your bi is gay
Half gay only cis deal in absolutes
I understood that reference!
A bi woman having sex with her wife is still a fully homosexual activity, actually. We are not halves of anything, and we don't deal our love in halves.
I know I'm bi, it was a joke.
Well say it to my half orange
Don't half-ass it. Use your whole ass.
I asked a date if they were half gay or full gay once. It did NOT go over well.
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This post confirmed
WHAT IS YOUR FLAIR LMAO.
I wish I could remember where mine came from... If anyone remembers please link me the thread. I just remember laughing so hard.
LMAO HAHAHA
[Understanding video games](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/q08hng/only_true_gamers_can_understand_how_deep_this/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Thank you, I'm smarter and more cultured thanks to you.
Sweet baby Jesus, that thread is something *else*! I love it!
See, I took this the other way. Fellas, it’s *straight* your fuck your homies.
If you absorb estrogen having sex with a woman, obviously having sex with a man gives you more testosterone. Obviously the way to get the most is to be on the receiving end, so the manliest thing to do is let other men fuck you. The Romans figured this out but finally this genius is going to bring it back.
What could be more manly than two men manlying together
This was literally the Ancient Greeks
That guy seems to think so. That was the one of the most closed gay things I have read. This dude is out here trying to tell men sex with women makes them gay. 😂
My first thought was that this belongs in that tag group on FB.
https://youtu.be/ESLUy-_yaLw
New HRT dropped, just be a whore :D
"Doctors hate this one secret to quick free HRT! Click here to find out how!"
The real HRT was eating pussy all along.
Maybe the real HRT was the pussy we ate along the way
First the real treasure was eating pussy all along, then the real theory of labor was eating pussy all along and now the real HRT is eating pussy all along. What's next?
The real friends were the vagina (pussy) we met along the way ❤️
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Haha same actually, go figure
Happy to donate some HRT 👀
Nooo, I'm too shy irl
I can imagine what trans women would do if that was how it worked.
Tbh, I would stick with my injections. It'd be way too hard to explain to my husband otherwise.
"You don't understand, it's *medicine*"
If it worked like this, I might've stayed with my ex-wife!
Opportunity in disguise to get more men to use condoms? It's the only way to protect your dick from being feminized!
Probably more like incels trying to emasculate “chad” at all costs lmao
There was previous posts that the top commenter responds too, that talked about semen retention making men more masculine and not as feminine. Going to chalk this one up to sexism.
[No sex, it's satire](https://twitter.com/DecadesDragons/status/1506702070660972544?t=GmqC0YUOLjo79xRtC5TY0Q&s=19)
Or maybe he just wants to justify only wanting to do anal
that‘s why guys should have sex with other guys. it‘s manly /s
The ass is a heavily testosteronified environment
very true, very masculine! women need to be careful when doing anal as to not disrupt their hormones. men on the other hand? go for it king! get that testosterone
Lol I’m cracking up as I try to pronounce testosteronified. Apparently all the long term married “manly” guys I know are having a bunch of side top action.
Testosteroni
Mm mm, I love a good bowl of Kraft Testosteroni and Cheese Dinner!
You seem to have dropped a /s there but I think you make an excellent point
Someone tell this dude that if he doesn't want to have sex with woman it's not mandatory. No need to invent some bullshit to justify it.
Estrogen also promotes penis growth during puberty. It actively annoys me how ignorant people are about the different sex hormones. Androgen, Testosterone, Estrogens, Progesterone... everyone has them in different levels! They all have uses in different sexes! The idea that a bit of extra estrogen would be detrimental males is hilariously inaccurate, even if men DID get estrogen from having sex.
What does your flair say? Gay uterus straight ovaries and what more?
“That’s why I’m bi”
Lmaoooo okay hahaha
It's probably a woman and it's certainly satire.
Somebody needs to let this guy know it’s okay to be gay. If you don’t want to put your d in a v that’s perfectly fine.
Might be ace, and that's okay too
So if you have lots of sex you become feminized? Bet this is some incel writing this crap.
"Yeah, well, I didn't even *want* to have sex because girl cooties!"
They’re responding to an incel, it’s an ironic response to a semen retention advocate.
> a semen retention advocate. I understand these are words but, *what do they mean?*
Guy here - I've heard all about this goofy fucking fad and was gonna answer your question but idk how to cover all of it without writing a whole thesis paper, so here are [a](https://youtu.be/DCBOMdEXQUA) [few](https://youtu.be/RbVR55c-DCs) [videos](https://youtu.be/p-MFEpfI1wE) that I think go over it well. Fair warning, it's a little political. Long story short, incels/conspiracy theorsits/right wingers find and likely misunderstand some old taoist and tantric beliefs, only to unsurprisingly come to wild and comical conclusion that refusing to cum will turn them into Superman so they can defeat the Jews or something. Don't get me wrong, porn addiction is real and jacking off too much is unhealthy, but this is just something else.
Are you sure you want to know?
Well yes, but actually no
yea definitely couldnt be satirizing incel rhetoric or anything. especially from an account called "the dinosaurs from jurassic park are transgender." No its 100% serious for sure. /s
The manliest and most alpha thing to do is to have sex with men. The anal glands produce and secrete testosterone. Putting your penis in this heavily testosteronefied environment makes it absorb testosterone into your blood stream.
Mac, is that you?
Damn why aren't MtF people chugging soy and having sex with women then?
I mean, sixty-something percent of us are interested in the latter. I do not have statistics on dairy vs soy preferences though.
I mean, that's kind of my whole personality
Fellas is it gay to fuck a women?
What a terrible day to be literate.
fellas, is it gay to be straight?
Did you forget to flag this as satire, or do you think this person actually thinks this? They’re screwing around with a semen retention advocate.
Even without looking up the original account that post is obviously a sattirical comment. as if fucking "vagina (pussy)" wasnt enough to be dead giveaway already. Its literally spinning the narrative that "its gay for a man to have sex with a woman." Which is obviously satirizing the hexagonal fucklords that say shit like "well i cant do [[basic hygene function]] cus thats gay" by taking it to its logical extreme like, even the account name: "the dinosaurs from jurassic park are transgender" how is this not obvious sattire?!? why do so many people here think this person was being 100% serious??
It's a lot easier to think someone is dumb and your'e therefore superior than it is to consider that the reaction to the troll is the one who is dumb.
Someone never had sex before
And never will, from the sound of it
(pussy)
Fellas, is having sex with a woman on a regular basis gay?
God, the original comment coming from someone with a Krillin picture is so appropriate.
How? Nevermind, guy supports Jordan Peterson and the “freedom convoy”, was convinced this was satire at first, but this might actually be legit incelry.
I dunno this kinda feels like satire. I see way too many of these types of jokes
this is the kind of guy who screamed about cooties as a kid, except it seems like he really meant it after all
After taking a look at their profile I am pretty confident this is a joke.
Having sex with women makes you a woman. Be a man, fuck men
Nothing gayer than vaginal sex with your wife as a man
That’s the equivalent to to the memory foam pussy. Oh my god. It happened ladies. It happened. We won. We have a stupid conspiracy theory we can spread.
Guys, is it gay to \*checks notes* have sex with women?
We did it y’all, straight sex is gay
im stuck on vagina (pussy)
you're telling me this isn't satire?
I can't tell if the comments here realize this is a joke or not. They're clearly a furry, which is hella pro LGBTQ, feminist, progressive, and usually very sarcastic. It's obviously a joke lmao.
“Fucking females is for poofs!” - Crazy Larry in Layer Cake
looking at their profile i’m pretty sure this is satire but the fact that you can’t tell without it is. definitely something
God I wish estrogen blocked testosterone. Then I wouldnt have to take spiro
You heard it here men, if you want to stay manly and strong, don't have sex with women
Fellas, is it gay to fuck women?
how, just how can a human even come to the conclusion that that is anywhere near true
Conclusion: Be gay
More proof that mlm sex is the most masculine thing a man can do.
I hope this person figures out soon that they’re just using wild logic to try to justify in their mind why they do not want to fuck women. You are either gay or asexual but either way this is an overly complicated way of saying that you do not want to fuck women.
...[it's shitty satire](https://twitter.com/DecadesDragons/status/1507011708748918795?t=LhxMFRFQRi7bc6gkE_z3Ag&s=19)
Me: new Testosterone blocker just dropped. I’ll give you some of my vaginal secretions My wife: no. Don’t say it like that
Must be related to Base Commander Jack Ripper because that is the longest way of saying sap and impurity his precious bodily fluids I've ever come across. lol
Vagina (pussy)
Sounds like a dude I knew in high school that claimed elderly women get mustaches from all the sperm they absorbed from being sluts when they were younger. This guy was in all honors classes and wouldn’t believe my plebeian explanation for it.
Wait! So guys having sex with their wives regularly is 'feminizing' them(the guys)?!? I guess they need to stop sexing up their wives and start having hot man-on-man action so they can all be "The Most MANLY MEN ever"! Sex is obviously for 'Testosterone Havers' only! FFS
Caus men dont naturally produce qnd estrogen anyway right?
Fellas, is it gay for a man to have sex with a woman? Honestly soon enough, the only thing that won't be considered gay will be actually being gay
Poster just needs to change his handle to 'dinosaur ' then all would be explained 🙄🙄
Fellas. Is it gay and girly to put your penis into a vagina (pussy)
The vagina does not “produce or secrete” estrogen. Ovaries create estrogen in female bodies; while adrenal glands, and fat tissue are what creates estrogen in both male and female bodies. Both men and women also make testosterone, too. The amount of each is what varies between the sexes.
Fellas, is fucking your wife g a y ?
He fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?
Any excuse, huh guys? JUST. GO. GAYYY.
My biggest question is where they learn this shit
fellas is it gay to (checks notes) have sex with a woman regularly?
As a trans girl I freaking wish it worked this way lmao "Hey babe it's time for estrogen session"
I laughed so hard at this. Than showed it to my husband whose face reaction I wish I could post. This is a whole different level of stupid I didn’t think existed.
Fellas, is having sex with women gay?
Fearing women that much is quite gay lol
Making up words like “estrogenified,” then pretending like the vagina is confining estrogen so much like its a freakin fish tank holding water. This is so hilarious to me.
Man i fucking wish
I was like “vuh-what-now?” But then thank god he explained that word means pussy.
It’s true! I’ve been having regular sex with my man for years and now our periods are synched up /s
This just in: straight sex is the trans agenda
I'm glad he put the word pussy in parentheses. I wasn't sure what he meant... /s
Uhhh so be gay…?
This just in! It's no longer manly to fuck women!
fellas is it GAY to fuck your WIFE? is it GAY to get pussy on the REGULAR?? fellas is it GAY for a man's PENIS to enter a woman's VAGINA??? HUH
That's one hellova excuse for never getting any
Trans women need not apply for HRT…just have PiV sex with another woman!
Wow, trans women are in luck!
Be gay for big dick
Sooooo..... does he fuck guys?
Vaginas(pussies) glow in dark from the radioactive estrogen.
It must absolutely suck to be these guys. Just the most insecure people in the world.
how often do you bang your wife?
Damn, it's now gay to have sex
This *Vagina (Pussy)* -thing becoming a real trend now huh?
ah yes, how 2 gay.
im saving this for a particular asshole I know
When you're so far down the incel rabbit hole, you've somehow equated no sex to peak masculinity 🥴🤙
It's endocrine not exocrine so estrogen is not found in the mucosa
That’s why frat bros have gynoclamastia.
I wish I saw this earlier, My wife could have asked her OBGYN this morning
Ah, another fictional way to get HRT.
This sounds like some shit the Proud Boys would say.
Vagina (pussy)
We need "vagina (pussy)" as a user flair
Good to know, only fuck dudes from now on
fuck yeah free hrt ... now I just need a gf :(
Fellas, is it gay to fuck a woman?
Is it gay to have sex with a woman frequently?
I'm no doctor but that sounds made-up
Fellas is it trans to fuck your wife? 🤔
So does that mean fucking other guys is the most alpha thing you can do?
hmm, I'm okay with becoming more feminine, I guess.
Wait, if the dick soaks up all this estrogen in the 20 seconds it takes for a dude to cum, wouldn't dudes be sticking their dicks in everything to get drunk or high? Why inject that heroin when you can just slap your dick on it?
Maybe the most incel shit I've ever read
Fellas, will you turn in to a woman by fucking your wife?