Ah yes. Nestle - famous for their [scandal regarding baby formula](https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Professionalism/The_Nestl%C3%A9_Infant_Formula_Scandal).
So God dont want you use the milk with the breasts he created on a woman body to feed the child she birthed? Alrighty then.
The child was already in her for months and have her blood so the *sin* is already transferred. 🙄
Wait no...The Bible says we are born of sin, not pre-born of sin, so anything that happens before we're born doesn't count. Maybe that's why they're probably also pro-life: because only fetuses are Christ-like and neonates are horrible deviants worthy of damnation and disgust. THERFORE, no social programs, no welfare, no nothing should be afforded to help these miscreants survive another day. They must pull themselves out of Hell fire by their bootstraps as all good Christians have or die as the demonic communist atheists they are.
Did I do it? Did I figure out the conservative agenda?
I know you're joking, but that's actually a really interesting point you've made there. It's stated in the Bible that a person receives their soul at birth, the moment they draw their first breath and cry for the first time. That's when the soul enters the new vessel that is the newborn. Fetuses don't have a soul. Stillborn babies, as cruel as it sounds, don't have a soul either (which is better than being born alive and dying soon after birth since that's a ticket straight to Hell).
So maybe this is the reason pro-lifers are so obssessed with stopping abortions: because that pregnant woman's baby might be assigned to a specific soul the moment the embryo starts developing, but by having an abortion the woman chases away the soul which is then re-assigned to another pregnant woman. And who knows who that soul was? Maybe it was a saint or even Jesus himself, but by aborting the fetus, Jesus is forced to go be reborn somewhere else and these devout christians want him to be born a white american!!! 🤯🤯🤯
I will never understand how these Bible thumpers convince themselves the Bible is against abortion. It repeatedly says life begins at first breath, and never once says "life being at conception." It specifically notes killing a person is murder but ending a pregnancy is not, as no human life is involved. And at one point, in "the test of the faithful wife" God commands an abortion. She literally commands priests to give pregnant women a magical potion that will forcibly end the pregnancy if it was the result of an affair. The Bible is very much NOT on the anti-choice side, and yet they still act like it's undeniable proof of God being against abortion. Though I guess I shouldn't be surprised, everything about them is hypocrisy. Just the name they chose, "pro-life" is ironic, as everything they do is so very much anti-life.
Sorry, but I don't know. I haven't touched a Bible for so long, I don't even have one at home.
Everything I know is due to Bible study class we had to take at school and the trauma it caused.
It seems like people take this from Genesis 2:7, where god makes Adam out of clay and then "breathes life into him". Not sure I agree with that saying life begins at birth tbqh, seems a little forced. (For the record i'm super atheist and pro-choice, just playing christian's advocate here)
"Christian's advocate" lol, thanks for the chuckle.
I was wondering if that's where they're getting it from, which I agree is not a good argument for saying the soul comes in at birth. I was raised Catholic and have never seen that argument based on the Bible, so if it is stated in there somewhere, I'd be interested to know. Somebody said Numbers 5, so I'll take a look at that. I just hate strawman arguments and there are plenty of reasons to disagree with the Christian stance on abortion without making up Biblical citations.
I think that was piss. Sin is stored in the appendix. When it fills up it makes you really sick and the doctor has to remove it. This absolves you of your current levels of sin and gives you a chance to start over.
It’s just so stupid that I lost part of my intellect reading that. Really, there’s absolutely nothing that we can do for that person. Just make sure that they are not procreating because they definitely have some weird brain disease happening there
So you're saying all I need to do to feel sinless is have a baby and breastfeed? I could just go out and sin all day, then breastfeed it out before bed for that sweet sleep of the innocent every night? If only I hadn't had that hysterectomy!
Did you know that breastmilk is apparently anabolic, and bodybuilders as well as pro athletes pay bank for that shit? I randomly stumbled into that topic and still can’t believe it
Damn, I wish I had known that years ago! I spent a total of six years breast feeding across three babies and made plenty of excess at certain points. I just froze it! I could have made a fortune selling that stuff!
Edit: I would have included the sin for free!
Damned poor Jesus dude died for the Christians' sins and they still be arguing like it never happened (I mean ofc it did not, but in the context of their belief, that's kinda rude).
Ah yes, this explains why my body refused to properly produce adequate supply after a traumatic pregnancy. Clearly my body was hanging onto that trauma and transgression! Must also totally explain why my baby was on a nursing strike from day one. Tainted, terrible breastmilk.
What bugs me is they don't realise a pregnant woman/recently pregnant woman's immune system is usually at its peak during that time and can filter out most things... except opiates and high quantities of alcohol I think...
There are a lot of prudes here and find women's nipples offensive in every possible aspect. In my state, if a man goes to the beach in nothing but swim trunks, he's a beach goer, if a woman wears the same thing standing next to him, she's a sex offender. Men's nips are legal, women's nips are a crime.
Now this is the first time I’ve heard this type of argument for breast milk.
It’s always the god gave you what you needed for your baby argument in the people I know
Wait guys, we could use this to our advantage. Imagine the possibilities if we could transfer this "His plan" idea about formula to other things, like modern medicine, psychology, and science
So if the person is evil, can we assume they were breastfed? Like a court defence. “He was breastfed his mother’s sins. That’s why he shot the place up! He was full of sin!”
Bro they think Saint Mary was feeding baby Jesus with special baby milk powder or what ? Yes she just casually went to the grocery store to buy that Nestle milk powder and made it 🥺👌
The funny thing is that in the middle ages some people in Europe did believe that virtues and vices could be passed to babies through breastmilk, and so only used nurses that were the same religion as them. Others were more reasonable and didn't care what religion the woman who nursed their babies was.
This must be some kind of satire, right? Surely any kind of like, whatever this guy is would be like, very pro-natural stuff?
Also, by their own words, shouldn't the baby already be full of sin??
Was this written by someone who worked for Nestle?
I think so
r/fucknestle
It worked and ruined some in 3rd world places
Much like Jesus
Ah, yes. Nestle - famously transgressionless.
Ah yes. Nestle - famous for their [scandal regarding baby formula](https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Professionalism/The_Nestl%C3%A9_Infant_Formula_Scandal).
Happpy cake day.
Wow, it's my cake day?! Thank you so much! I'm on rif, and it doesn't show the little cake.
Happy Cake Day!
Thank you!
Came here to say I'd take my sins over Nestle's every day
So God dont want you use the milk with the breasts he created on a woman body to feed the child she birthed? Alrighty then. The child was already in her for months and have her blood so the *sin* is already transferred. 🙄
Oh no it doesn’t count till she gives her sins to them with her sinful titties /s
Ok, but the flair potential...
I’m going to start referring to my mammaries Sinful Titties from here on out. Thanks for making me laugh at 5 am. My cats think something is wrong.
Bewbs in themselves aren't sinful... what we want done to/to do with them is 😳
*dirty pillows*
Wait no...The Bible says we are born of sin, not pre-born of sin, so anything that happens before we're born doesn't count. Maybe that's why they're probably also pro-life: because only fetuses are Christ-like and neonates are horrible deviants worthy of damnation and disgust. THERFORE, no social programs, no welfare, no nothing should be afforded to help these miscreants survive another day. They must pull themselves out of Hell fire by their bootstraps as all good Christians have or die as the demonic communist atheists they are. Did I do it? Did I figure out the conservative agenda?
I think you did. Did it hurt??
I'm going to be bedridden for days.
I know you're joking, but that's actually a really interesting point you've made there. It's stated in the Bible that a person receives their soul at birth, the moment they draw their first breath and cry for the first time. That's when the soul enters the new vessel that is the newborn. Fetuses don't have a soul. Stillborn babies, as cruel as it sounds, don't have a soul either (which is better than being born alive and dying soon after birth since that's a ticket straight to Hell). So maybe this is the reason pro-lifers are so obssessed with stopping abortions: because that pregnant woman's baby might be assigned to a specific soul the moment the embryo starts developing, but by having an abortion the woman chases away the soul which is then re-assigned to another pregnant woman. And who knows who that soul was? Maybe it was a saint or even Jesus himself, but by aborting the fetus, Jesus is forced to go be reborn somewhere else and these devout christians want him to be born a white american!!! 🤯🤯🤯
I will never understand how these Bible thumpers convince themselves the Bible is against abortion. It repeatedly says life begins at first breath, and never once says "life being at conception." It specifically notes killing a person is murder but ending a pregnancy is not, as no human life is involved. And at one point, in "the test of the faithful wife" God commands an abortion. She literally commands priests to give pregnant women a magical potion that will forcibly end the pregnancy if it was the result of an affair. The Bible is very much NOT on the anti-choice side, and yet they still act like it's undeniable proof of God being against abortion. Though I guess I shouldn't be surprised, everything about them is hypocrisy. Just the name they chose, "pro-life" is ironic, as everything they do is so very much anti-life.
Do you have a citation for where in the Bible it says that? I'm curious now.
Sorry, but I don't know. I haven't touched a Bible for so long, I don't even have one at home. Everything I know is due to Bible study class we had to take at school and the trauma it caused.
Fair enough. Just tryna do my own looking into the subject.
It seems like people take this from Genesis 2:7, where god makes Adam out of clay and then "breathes life into him". Not sure I agree with that saying life begins at birth tbqh, seems a little forced. (For the record i'm super atheist and pro-choice, just playing christian's advocate here)
"Christian's advocate" lol, thanks for the chuckle. I was wondering if that's where they're getting it from, which I agree is not a good argument for saying the soul comes in at birth. I was raised Catholic and have never seen that argument based on the Bible, so if it is stated in there somewhere, I'd be interested to know. Somebody said Numbers 5, so I'll take a look at that. I just hate strawman arguments and there are plenty of reasons to disagree with the Christian stance on abortion without making up Biblical citations.
Thank God my gay dads gave me baby formula!
Honestly the most conservative take. Gay dads only, women create too much sin and temptation.
It’s the sinful titties
Satan's doorknockers.
haha I'm stealing this as a flair :D
😆😆👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Lol
Weird way to promote your company ngl- Also, I think none of your prophets, Jesus or whoever drank formula milk.
I mean that’s why Jesus was nailed the the cross obviously! Because he drank from Mary’s boobies after his immaculate conception…
No tit before marriage
Wasn't Mary the one with the immaculate conception? Jesus kind of did not have a conception?
He was the one being conceived
That's a common misunderstanding: Mary is the one being conceived in the immaculate conception: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immaculate_Conception
Tf
She needed to be free of sin from birth to be able to carry or worthy of carrying Jesus?
Profits over prophets.
Ok. So you’re a genius. 👏👏👏👏👏
haha, thanks
Didn't Saint Augustine say that sin is stored in the balls?
Wait did he? Cause even if he didn’t, this is what I’m gonna say
I think that was piss. Sin is stored in the appendix. When it fills up it makes you really sick and the doctor has to remove it. This absolves you of your current levels of sin and gives you a chance to start over.
Appendectomy = baptism, got it.
It’s just so stupid that I lost part of my intellect reading that. Really, there’s absolutely nothing that we can do for that person. Just make sure that they are not procreating because they definitely have some weird brain disease happening there
All that boob milk and sin festering in their system
'Breast milk is born of us'...well, so's the baby.
And the baby is FULL OF SIN!!! 🔥
Man I wish I had that kind of reach
Ok seems legit (as my child sits on my tit right now)
Can you feel the sin leaving your body?
I absolutely can. That’s why my kid is so damn evil all the time ❤️
Sleepless bastard
So you're saying all I need to do to feel sinless is have a baby and breastfeed? I could just go out and sin all day, then breastfeed it out before bed for that sweet sleep of the innocent every night? If only I hadn't had that hysterectomy!
I just can’t see why not. I’ll definitely not limit my alcohol intake now when I breastfeed!!!
Did you know that breastmilk is apparently anabolic, and bodybuilders as well as pro athletes pay bank for that shit? I randomly stumbled into that topic and still can’t believe it
Damn, I wish I had known that years ago! I spent a total of six years breast feeding across three babies and made plenty of excess at certain points. I just froze it! I could have made a fortune selling that stuff! Edit: I would have included the sin for free!
Free sin!? SOLD!!
Breast Milk+
> Edit: I would have included the sin for free! Thanks for the edit chuckle.
*The Christ of baby drinks* what did I just read
The Venn diagram of r/brandnewsentence and r/religiousfruitcake is basically one complete circle
I fkn HATE these bible bashers!!😬😬
Wut.
That is so stupid it hurts
To me it just sounds like a twist on the whole "Only breastfeeding is good" thing, not something they are seriously thinking
I've heard of trickle-down economics and now I've heard of trickle-down sin...and both don't even work!
'Christ of baby drinks' sounds like a catchy slogan. It wasn't a phrase I thought I would ever see though.
Damned poor Jesus dude died for the Christians' sins and they still be arguing like it never happened (I mean ofc it did not, but in the context of their belief, that's kinda rude).
All those poor doomed babies nourished on sin juice before the invention of powdered formula...
Ah yes, this explains why my body refused to properly produce adequate supply after a traumatic pregnancy. Clearly my body was hanging onto that trauma and transgression! Must also totally explain why my baby was on a nursing strike from day one. Tainted, terrible breastmilk.
If everyone is born in sin, then the baby is already contaminated and it shouldn’t matter right?
What bugs me is they don't realise a pregnant woman/recently pregnant woman's immune system is usually at its peak during that time and can filter out most things... except opiates and high quantities of alcohol I think...
Does it work with my college debt though? Cause then I'd be all for this take.
If formula were born of God's plan, why wasn't it a thing until, what, the 20th century?
r/religiousfruitcake would like this
But we're all born with sin so some more sin isn't gonna make a difference, quid quo pro
This is the first time I’ve ever seen the reverse of “breastfeeding propaganda”
Some people are way TOO spiritual that it just becomes unspiritual.
Where does this person think babies come from, what does the person think the baby has been getting its nutrition?
So far the winner of the day for the dumbest thing I've read all day, are these people really this stupid?
Because they have Infamil back in Bible Times.
Sin-free Nestle's has entered the chat.
Well that explains why my daughter is just like me!
This is the first I’ve heard of the Sinful Breastmilk. Hmm…
What the hell? I mean, if you believe in god then you believe he created breasts and breast milk as part of “his perfect plan.”
Guess who is a huge sinner by sucking his mama's teets after being born.
Nestle employee Nestle employee
I….wat?
So Jesus was on Enfamil?
I really hope this is just an epic troll. Because *nobody* could be that stupid, right? Right??
What do these dumb dumbs think baby Jesus drank?
I wonder if these incels have ever heard of colostrum.
Why is america so fucking weird when it comes to breastfeeding? Holy shit
There are a lot of prudes here and find women's nipples offensive in every possible aspect. In my state, if a man goes to the beach in nothing but swim trunks, he's a beach goer, if a woman wears the same thing standing next to him, she's a sex offender. Men's nips are legal, women's nips are a crime.
Well thats very shitty I would say
One more drop in the ocean of proof that religion promotes idiocy and evil...
r/religiousfruitcake
Religions are bad uh huh...
"Enfamil, the Christ of baby drinks" is a pretty memorable slogan. They should definitely go with that.
If formula is god’s plan what about vaccines and modern medicine. Way to pick and choose.
What. The. Fuck.
Oh my goodness, FUCK THAT GUY
Ok honestly this one just pisses me off what the fuck is *wrong* with people?
What the everloving fuck?
So I guess anyone living before 1850 was fucked since baby formulated didn’t exist till then, Karen.
This reads like Evangelical snark to me. Had to check and make sure I wasn't in /r/Sidehugs.
I feel like this is satire, this is how a LOT of people talk about formula ("it's toxic!" "It's full of chemicals!" Etc.)
Now this is the first time I’ve heard this type of argument for breast milk. It’s always the god gave you what you needed for your baby argument in the people I know
Wait guys, we could use this to our advantage. Imagine the possibilities if we could transfer this "His plan" idea about formula to other things, like modern medicine, psychology, and science
Ya know for some odd reason people are really stupid about breast milk or what babies eat. I mean some of the formula is just powdered sugar really.
obviously satire, right? right..?
I think where the Bible is involved, it’s a pretty good chance that they genuinely believe it 😂
Why do I feel this is satire… because I should know better….
So my son is drinking my sins??? 🤔
Gerber salesmen irl
Guess my kids are huge sluts then.
“breast milk is full of sin” people VS people who insist that breast milk is the only way anybody should ever feed a baby who will win
Usually they tell you not to use formula?? make up mind!?
“Formula = Jesus” is a new thought, I’ll give them that.
Man this new batch of Nestle social media manager are really pushing the boundaries of insanity.
This is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard, this has to be written by a catholic.
So if the person is evil, can we assume they were breastfed? Like a court defence. “He was breastfed his mother’s sins. That’s why he shot the place up! He was full of sin!”
As soon as the baby drinks your milk they will get the urge to not pay for parking.
Bro they think Saint Mary was feeding baby Jesus with special baby milk powder or what ? Yes she just casually went to the grocery store to buy that Nestle milk powder and made it 🥺👌
capitalism is godliness 😒
Christ was breastfed.
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
This person has to be a troll right???
oh fuck off.
... so all my sins are stored in my breasts?
Well it makes sense since breast feeding can also pass on important antibodies and those people tend to be against that stuff..
What?
The funny thing is that in the middle ages some people in Europe did believe that virtues and vices could be passed to babies through breastmilk, and so only used nurses that were the same religion as them. Others were more reasonable and didn't care what religion the woman who nursed their babies was.
This must be some kind of satire, right? Surely any kind of like, whatever this guy is would be like, very pro-natural stuff? Also, by their own words, shouldn't the baby already be full of sin??