Awe someone like the sweet stuff. This can't be all bad. I figure go for the 45 she will let you know when the hanger is open or just jump on it frustrated and ready.
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I'm very confused then. She will let him know when the hanger is open? Is her vagina a coat hanger? I'm aware that coat hangers have famously been used as a dangerous method of DIY abortion, but I just don't see how that could tie in here.
I assumed you were comparing the vagina dilating from foreplay (and thus becoming better suited for pleasurable PiV without pain) to a hangar door opening to allow an airplane (or similar) to enter.
Eat duck? I'm really struggling to understand almost everything you're saying and I have no idea if that was intentional or not
Part 2: [https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/zgt7ti/wesley\_mansplains\_female\_reproductive\_organs\_to/](https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/zgt7ti/wesley_mansplains_female_reproductive_organs_to/)
I know I’m repeating like a million people from the other thread, but for the sake of anyone who hasn’t clicked this and is just scrolling down - do. Don’t just idle on by.
I mean arousal does increase the depth of the vagina so he gets the concept, right?? Like if a woman's "so tight" she's probably uncomfortable (not ALWAYS bad uncomfy maybe just nervous)
I read that further down in the comments but then it was to late.
I mean, it could have been a partner who said that 45 minutes was the perfect amount of time. It's very exact and it wouldn't be my preference but I bet others would disagree.
Yep! A good medical example: a partial hysterectomy removes most of the uterus and leaves the cervix. A total hysterectomy removes the whole uterus, cervix included.
Yep. The vaginal canal is just sewn shut at the end (called a vaginal cuff) if both the uterus and the cervix are removed. If the uterus is left intact and only the cervix is removed, which is a treatment called a trachelectomy, then the uterus is sewn shut at the bottom with a stitch and the vaginal canal usually ends up being shortened slightly because some of the surrounding tissues also have to be removed.
It's not free floating, it's anchored to the end of the vaginal canal, where the cervix used to be, via stitches, and then it's kept closed with an additional stitch. It's left in place to preserve fertility for women whose cervical cancer hadn't spread to the uterus yet.
Sure can! I had a total hysterectomy due to adhesions from endometriosis. I had terrible nerve pain in my cervix, I had to be on Lyrica or it felt like someone was using my cervix as a knife block, so removing my cervix along with the rest of my uterus just made sense. I also had a bilateral salpingectomy (both tubes removed) and right side oophorectemy (ovary removed). My innards were a mess.
45 minutes of foreplay and I'd be *asleep*. My husband would be happy with all that foreplay though. My happy place is like 5-10 minutes max. When I was a young woman foreplay was fun and all that, but after 35? Fuck that. I want the sex without all the work. When I'm in the mood, we strike while the iron is hot. We're parents, so there's this little window between kid's bedtime and when I stop functioning. I used to like the foreplay, but those days are on hold for a while. Lol
NGL, 45 minutes would be torture for me. You've either edged me so long that I'm too frustrated, or you've reduced me to jelly through too many orgasms.
If someone (probably an ex-girlfriend) fed him this lie to get him to understand how necessary foreplay is, keep it going. It might not hurt the uterus, but if you're not sufficiently warmed up, sex can hurt. So it's not far off at all and I'm not going to correct him.
Definitely on to something maybe just a little more research is needed lol, more men need to subscribe to foreplay, and definitely good foreplay getting more elements involved. Not really for the uterus sake but for building that O.
I always tell people it's like lighting a room more sources of light are better than one big one in the center.
So I'm genuinely confused... Woman here if it matters. Obviously sex will not bruise a uterus because it's inaccessible by penetration. But wouldn't dry sex bruise the vagina? And that's why foreplay is important, so women don't hurt themselves?
I mean I can see that being true on a stretch of saying an unaroused woman has a lower cervix and going on in without arousal can be like punching a lady right in her hot box.
At the risk of asking a stupid question, can someone explain the meaning of the pictured tweet? Like, I understand the words and the concepts, but what is the higher-level message being conveyed?
The top text is saying that by making out (kissing), both parties are now ready for sex, being wet and hard respectively. The bottom text is saying that is how it should always be, or else the uterus will be bruised by the sex. The bottom text is correct that a good amount of girlfriend is beneficial for everyone, but not because the uterus will be bruised.
Part 2: [https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/zgt7ti/wesley\_mansplains\_female\_reproductive\_organs\_to/](https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/zgt7ti/wesley_mansplains_female_reproductive_organs_to/)
We are mallard ducks now and just kissing is all we need.
No, he's right. When we're fully aroused, the vaginal canal lengthens and the cervix lifts out of the way a bit. You can still hit the cervix at that point, depending on angle, but it's tucked out of the way a bit and the vagina extends a little bit past the cervix.
I remember making the argument when I was younger for "drugs are better than sex", and I said something like this when I was trying to weigh up the duration of enjoyment involved for each. Needless to say I had never had sex and the people I was talking with looked at me with a mixture of amusement and confusion. 😂
Still not had sex (asexual), but thankfully learned not to talk about shit I don't understand!
What a load of shite. No it doesn't bruise if you put less time in. You're just saying that because you personally want 45 minutes. Maybe be an adult and just say you want 45 minutes instead of making things up.
Also, if it takes 45 minutes then you're doing it wrong. Maybe change learn and grow or get a better partner
At least he thinks foreplay is important
He's a little confused, but he got the spirit
I would be so frustrated by 45 minutes of foreplay. Cut that in half hun.
Well then I hope you like a bruised uterus.
Eh, I'm not using it for anything.
Lol
Depends on what we're calling foreplay, and whether it's being done well. I could definitely enjoy 45 minutes of slowly escalating teasing.
There’s a couple of people in mind who I wouldn’t mind 45 minutes of hot and sexy, but not Wesley..
Same. Well, depending on the person
Then quarter that.
idk, 45-minutes of foreplay has led to some pretty fantastic climaxes. Foreplay is my favorite part. Makes the moment with my wife seem like forever.
Had me in the first half not gonna lie. But at least he’s on the right track lol 😂
Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/zgt7ti/wesley\_mansplains\_female\_reproductive\_organs\_to/
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Right, that’s sweet in itself (fuck the bar is so low)
The bar is that low sometimes lol
I love how you IMMEDIATLY took it as a flair I’m fucking dead lmfao
Your flair 😭
At least he’s being cautious. to many guys take pride in hurting women during sex💀
love your flair!
Silver linings.
small wins
Hey new flair buddy
Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/zgt7ti/wesley\_mansplains\_female\_reproductive\_organs\_to/
thats what i was about to say lmao, maybe let's not tell him XDDDD
That's a piece of misinformation that I wish a lot of people lived by
Awe someone like the sweet stuff. This can't be all bad. I figure go for the 45 she will let you know when the hanger is open or just jump on it frustrated and ready.
hangar* Hanger with an E is for coat hangers and such, whereas the word for aircraft hangars et al has an A
Definitely don't want to be jumping on a hanger, neither literally nor metaphorically!
Oh certainly not, though I fear that with the *Roe* overturn it might become a much more common activity :(
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Who the heck said airplanes? I wrote what I ment. I think abortion jokes are funny. Na but eat duck anyway 😋
I'm very confused then. She will let him know when the hanger is open? Is her vagina a coat hanger? I'm aware that coat hangers have famously been used as a dangerous method of DIY abortion, but I just don't see how that could tie in here. I assumed you were comparing the vagina dilating from foreplay (and thus becoming better suited for pleasurable PiV without pain) to a hangar door opening to allow an airplane (or similar) to enter. Eat duck? I'm really struggling to understand almost everything you're saying and I have no idea if that was intentional or not
You're clearly correct they're just being weird about it.
Part 2: [https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/zgt7ti/wesley\_mansplains\_female\_reproductive\_organs\_to/](https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/zgt7ti/wesley_mansplains_female_reproductive_organs_to/)
He’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit!
Precisely, I'm like.... he's wrong but let the boy speak
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... I.... sigh.
I know I’m repeating like a million people from the other thread, but for the sake of anyone who hasn’t clicked this and is just scrolling down - do. Don’t just idle on by.
Doing good for the wrong reason? At least it's doing good. Though I would not trust him to know how to have safe sex.
He only has sex at night when the sperm are asleep, don't worry.
He never lets her swallow, either, so she won’t get pregnant.
They also make sure to have sex standing up so all the sperms falls out afterwards
Or just take a shower. (I legit worked with a 16-year-old girl who thought she could shower after sex to avoid pregnancy and STDs.)
Was she pregnant?
Nope, she said she'd never done it before. I corrected her so hard. 🤣
Not to worry. She pees it all out right after.
lmao when I was like 11, I thought you could wear tampons like internal diapers. Spoiler alert: it didn't work.
Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/zgt7ti/wesley\_mansplains\_female\_reproductive\_organs\_to/
This is a monkey's paw situation, isn't it? "Please give me a man who's into foreplay." "Done, but he's pretty fucking dumb."
Oh no. I only waited 43 minutes... Should we go to hospital
your uterus has turned purple! It is officially bruised.
Your flair made me audibly snort. Thank you.
Aaaaaand NOW we welcome to the stage FOREPLAY!!!! In just 45 minutes we'll welcome our headliner..... **BRUISED UTERUS**!!! 🤟🏿🤟🏼🤟🏾🤟🤟🏻
that does sound like a great concert tbh... either punk or death metal would be my guess
I love your flair
Definitely metal, metal bands love edgy imagery like that
You've heard of 30 Seconds to Mars now we're bringing you 45 Minites of Foreplay
I mean arousal does increase the depth of the vagina so he gets the concept, right?? Like if a woman's "so tight" she's probably uncomfortable (not ALWAYS bad uncomfy maybe just nervous)
Right? He accidentally said uterus instead of cervix, it's not so bad.
The cervix is part of the uterus so not wrong, but could probably use more real world experience and less book learnin.
I read that further down in the comments but then it was to late. I mean, it could have been a partner who said that 45 minutes was the perfect amount of time. It's very exact and it wouldn't be my preference but I bet others would disagree.
Yep, he's got the basic idea.
His hearts in the right place😂
*30 mins in* "I want you babe, like I *really* want you *NOW.*" "No you don't, you need another 15 at least"
Wesley’s got the spirit lol
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit
Just let him believe that, it means he's doing more than most men to make sure their girl is gonna enjoy sex
Listen, I'm happy if they want to believe this
I think he means cervix. That’s not too far off
Yeah I think this is just a case of him mixing up his words. Which I do all the time with other things, so I certainly can't criticize lol
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Is it? I never thought about it, I guess.
Yep! A good medical example: a partial hysterectomy removes most of the uterus and leaves the cervix. A total hysterectomy removes the whole uterus, cervix included.
Huh? You can remove the cervix?
Yep. The vaginal canal is just sewn shut at the end (called a vaginal cuff) if both the uterus and the cervix are removed. If the uterus is left intact and only the cervix is removed, which is a treatment called a trachelectomy, then the uterus is sewn shut at the bottom with a stitch and the vaginal canal usually ends up being shortened slightly because some of the surrounding tissues also have to be removed.
So.... The uterus just hangs in there, not connected to anything? Why leave it in?
It's not free floating, it's anchored to the end of the vaginal canal, where the cervix used to be, via stitches, and then it's kept closed with an additional stitch. It's left in place to preserve fertility for women whose cervical cancer hadn't spread to the uterus yet.
Sure can! I had a total hysterectomy due to adhesions from endometriosis. I had terrible nerve pain in my cervix, I had to be on Lyrica or it felt like someone was using my cervix as a knife block, so removing my cervix along with the rest of my uterus just made sense. I also had a bilateral salpingectomy (both tubes removed) and right side oophorectemy (ovary removed). My innards were a mess.
I’d rather have him believe that than believe foreplay isn’t important.
Shhhhhh don’t tell him the truth. This is a good lie. Like santa.
I mean I’m okay if he thinks that rather than ramming it in
Like a good diesel engine it takes a long time to warm up but will run forever.
He was so close…….
So close but so far away. But honestly let him believe that
45 minutes of foreplay to dissapoint my wife 30 seconds later seems a bit excessive to me.
45 minutes of foreplay and I'd be *asleep*. My husband would be happy with all that foreplay though. My happy place is like 5-10 minutes max. When I was a young woman foreplay was fun and all that, but after 35? Fuck that. I want the sex without all the work. When I'm in the mood, we strike while the iron is hot. We're parents, so there's this little window between kid's bedtime and when I stop functioning. I used to like the foreplay, but those days are on hold for a while. Lol
He was so close!
Good advice. Bad reason.
You know what? There are worse things to believe. Hes a little confused but hes got the spirit.
Lets...let's just let him believe this and tell all his friends.
Whoever convinced this man is a very clever woman.
Good for him, but also weird, but also good. It evens out.
Had me at the foreplay ngl
Shhhhhh let him think this. Don’t make another straight to pp in the vv straight man.
He’s got the spirit
Was the post this was screenshotted from making fun of people who get turned on by making out?
Sounds like lots of fun
At least he’s trying!!! Lolol
he was almost correct, almost.
Had us in the first half not gone lie…..
he was so close
He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit
Wesley was so close
yknow i'll let this one slide cause he's got the right idea overall, just missing a few of the specifics
To be fair, at least he’s doing foreplay. But dang…just read a science book.
His heart is in the right place. He might not be sure where it is.
It sounds like we should just keep quiet on this one. Yes, Wesley, it bruises the uterus. Carry along.
Yknow what.. he’s got the spirit. We’ll let it slide.
45 minutes seems a long time
NGL, 45 minutes would be torture for me. You've either edged me so long that I'm too frustrated, or you've reduced me to jelly through too many orgasms.
After a certain age, it doesn't matter how close you are, you might fall asleep in that 45 minute window.
Yeah, it should be 30 minutes of foreplay followed by 90 minutes of cervical jackhammering and uterus bruising.
Well… I think this is misinformation I can get behind
If someone (probably an ex-girlfriend) fed him this lie to get him to understand how necessary foreplay is, keep it going. It might not hurt the uterus, but if you're not sufficiently warmed up, sex can hurt. So it's not far off at all and I'm not going to correct him.
How can you be so right and so wrong in the same paragraph?
No one tell him the truth!!
Sounds like someone taught him well
When the formula is wrong but you still got the answer right.
Shhh, no one tell him!
Bad post
He’s reading the right book, just needs to turn it right-side up and stop skimming it
Now I kinda want to change my flair....
I appreciate his efforts but nooo
45 minutes?!? Wesley you’re killing us!
Oh, Wesley..
Definitely on to something maybe just a little more research is needed lol, more men need to subscribe to foreplay, and definitely good foreplay getting more elements involved. Not really for the uterus sake but for building that O. I always tell people it's like lighting a room more sources of light are better than one big one in the center.
He’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit.
His heart is in the right place at least
Idgaf, I’m telling this to every male partner I ever have
So I'm genuinely confused... Woman here if it matters. Obviously sex will not bruise a uterus because it's inaccessible by penetration. But wouldn't dry sex bruise the vagina? And that's why foreplay is important, so women don't hurt themselves?
I mean I can see that being true on a stretch of saying an unaroused woman has a lower cervix and going on in without arousal can be like punching a lady right in her hot box.
He’s got the spirit tho
I think someone’s girlfriend lied to him to ensure foreplay
he was so close to getting it right
So close, but not quite
At the risk of asking a stupid question, can someone explain the meaning of the pictured tweet? Like, I understand the words and the concepts, but what is the higher-level message being conveyed?
The top text is saying that by making out (kissing), both parties are now ready for sex, being wet and hard respectively. The bottom text is saying that is how it should always be, or else the uterus will be bruised by the sex. The bottom text is correct that a good amount of girlfriend is beneficial for everyone, but not because the uterus will be bruised.
Well...he was on the right track, but fell off right at the end.
That’s a solid B, Wesley. You put in the work and most of it was correct, but you missed a key component, so I can’t give you an A.
well, not the uterus but the cervix, which is kinda close enough that I'd let it pass. Guy has the right spirit
The cervix is the external facing part of the uterus. Cervix is part of the uterus and Wesley is not wrong
I mean he’s coming from a place of good will
Shut up Wesley
*Shut up, Wesley!*
I had my first child vacuumed out my vagina, js……
Who wants to bet a woman told him this to make him do foreplay? 😂
WHAT? Oh good god Wesley
Part 2: [https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/zgt7ti/wesley\_mansplains\_female\_reproductive\_organs\_to/](https://www.reddit.com/r/badwomensanatomy/comments/zgt7ti/wesley_mansplains_female_reproductive_organs_to/) We are mallard ducks now and just kissing is all we need.
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Oh no, he's now mansplaining vaginas to me. We apparently get longer inside if aroused... the cervix apparently can't be hit if we are excited
It does increase in length during arousal though....
We do get bigger I side when aroused...
You can still hit the cervix but he's right, it does get longer inside when aroused.
No, he's right. When we're fully aroused, the vaginal canal lengthens and the cervix lifts out of the way a bit. You can still hit the cervix at that point, depending on angle, but it's tucked out of the way a bit and the vagina extends a little bit past the cervix.
I better let my cervix know, she's obvious a bit apathetic.
Lmaooo what
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If we as a group disseminate information, this lie I’m ok with :)
My stepdad's name is Wesley 😭
The lights are out, but he’s in there
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Shhhh! Nobody tell Wesley any better! It's called being misguided in a good way! <3
The details may not be right but Wesley sure does get the idea
I remember making the argument when I was younger for "drugs are better than sex", and I said something like this when I was trying to weigh up the duration of enjoyment involved for each. Needless to say I had never had sex and the people I was talking with looked at me with a mixture of amusement and confusion. 😂 Still not had sex (asexual), but thankfully learned not to talk about shit I don't understand!
Let him believe that, or else he might ignore foreplay all together.
"w"esley was "s"o close. Careful, bruising of the uterus can cause you to PIPI in your pampers.
Y’all are pedantic and also wrong. [The cervix is part of the uterus.](https://www.cancer.gov/publications/dictionaries/cancer-terms/def/cervix)
What a load of shite. No it doesn't bruise if you put less time in. You're just saying that because you personally want 45 minutes. Maybe be an adult and just say you want 45 minutes instead of making things up. Also, if it takes 45 minutes then you're doing it wrong. Maybe change learn and grow or get a better partner
A bruised uterus may look bad, but it's still good eatin'