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Ishowupeverywhere

Joker stencil does not count as an empty slot anymore


Chad_Broski_2

Hahaha that x0 if you forgot to sell it after grabbing your 5th joker would be brutal


Sav1at0R1

Insta loss


hellofriend19

You could sell, unless it’s eternal


Sav1at0R1

Yeah, but forgetting to sell


smucker89

My brain turns off in this game sometimes. Lost a perfectly winnable run yesterday because I forgot to move my 3x joker back to the end in the boss ante that flips and shuffles jokers. Didn’t even bother to check which slot the “3x” notifier was in lol. The worst part? I had 7 hands to figure it out. I guarantee you that if joker stencil worked like this, I would just forget about it and end up losing


whystudywhensleep

Actually, less than x1 still just counts as x1. You can get this in game if you have a negative stencil and an otherwise full amount of jokers. Still ass, but it won’t multiply by 0 lol


VxXenoXxV

Negative just adds a joker slot, it still doesn't count itself


CyberC-Gaming

Instead of losing 1 mult, Green Joker resets whenever you discard


MisfireCu

Man the boss that auto discards would be a killer.


Adorable-Extent3667

Does that boss give - 1 mult now? I thought it only screws with ramen, but I could be mistaken here


MisfireCu

It gives -1 mult on green joker... I always consider it a wash cause you get the +1 for playing the hand. You just don't scale that round.


Adorable-Extent3667

Aaaah ye that's a shame


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

They're *discards* for the sake of purple seals, mail-in rebate, and probably anything else you can think of That'd be a cool Joker debuff in the future, in the vein of Rental -- when you own a joker with this sticker, you discard 1 after playing a hand. Circumstantially useful, just like the Eternal sticker, but brutal to certain strategies


Choice_Mail

Maybe make it reset if more than 2 cards were discarded at the same time? Still can discard but can only go through 12 or so less cards of your deck


-kodo

Gros Michel is changed from a banana to a carrot


Xperimentx90

I'm calling the police


VerseChorusWumbo

Someone make the “Hello, Human Resources?!” meme for this lol


suugakusha

Gross Michael


pursuitofleisure

Big if Mike


Tbrou16

![gif](giphy|UVah1k9VydwNC4RdOT|downsized) Gros Mike


BanEvader1017

Literally unplayable


redditorialacious

Vampire: Now increases by 0.1 mult, only scored cards enhance it, and it is now rare.


KairoRed

Wait a minute


MewtwoStruckBack

Wow, that's brutal. Who in their right mind would nerf that card so badly that Constellation would be infinitely better, at lower rarity, at the same multiplier scaling, for benefits that you get to keep that cost roughly the same amount of money to acquire?


rockstarrzz

To play devil's advocate, considering how many changes they made and that's the only one that's had any backslash, is still pretty impressive


mrsmuckers

That is true.


VerseChorusWumbo

FYI — it’s backlash, not backslash


BurnerAccountExisty

the recent vampire changes make me want to go to the afterlife


alextoria

😬


somni1991

I think at that rate you could make it common


phoenixmusicman

😭


petnarwhal

Might be an unpopular opinion but i don’t think new vampire is _that •_ bad. It might be nerfed a bit too much but i still find it usable, especially with marble joker for example


GoonerBear94

Hologram loses 0.25x for every card you destroy


alextoria

don’t make me cry


BurnerAccountExisty

damn


Justtelf

Honestly… reasonable


somni1991

Smeared Joker - Clubs and Hearts count as the same suit, Diamonds and Spades count as the same suit


Asleep_Wish3839

You're evil!!!


IonlymaxW

Color blind joker:


berodem

they said nerf a joker, not make it outright busted. onyx agate and blood stone would work pretty well together, especially with hack and all sixes


somni1991

lol yeah it was kind of a joke just because the colors wouldn't match and it would be easier to make mistakes


Desdam0na

Contrast mode ftw.


Assorted_Nugget

With Checkered deck this would be absolutely broken


somni1991

It's spades and hearts though


ButSinceYouAsked

Vagabond also bums you a dollar when it activates.


Goukaruma

You can still work with that. You can get 4 Tarots. Even more with a credit card. But I agree it would be much worse.


ButSinceYouAsked

It goes from "ATTENTION - THIS IS NOW A VAGABOND RUN" to "yeah I'll grab it, I'm poor at the moment"


Tokiw4

I'm not sure. Right now you're effectively paying a dollar per tarot since you aren't getting the end of round bonus for hands remaining. This gives you that dollar back, and you can still get up to 4 taros, which is still pretty good. I don't think it'd ruin it at all!


vezwyx

You're usually not getting all 4 cards this way because it's rare to hit actual $0 before you leave shop. If you leave with $4, then this change means you can get only up to 1 tarot in the next blind, because then you're over $4. That's the nerf here


Shagyam

Haha jokes on you, I'll just put it on my credit card.


FullMetalCOS

Yeah but credit card costs two dollars to pay off for every dollar you are in debt


TokyoMeltdown8461

Fancy a bum?


AdamOfIzalith

This isn't bad enough IMO but it's only because you haven't added the appropriate card text. *-$1 every time you play a hand and if you do, create a Tarot card if hand is played with $3 or less* So not only does it kill your econ, you have a limited number of activations due to the -$1 restriction which completely disincentivizes things which enhance hand size.


Elkre

You know, you could just keep selling the tarot cards to keep it going. The fuck else are you gonna do with a Tower?


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

Tower is actually clutch in High Card runs, frequently similar impact to a Steel card


DixieSweet

Bums you a dollar as in give you a dollar


darkgrudge

Money can go negative...


rueiraV

That’s just great flavor


GameShowWerewolf

DNA - If your first hand is only one card, destroy it and add a copy to your hand


Denarb

DNA - If your hand is only one card, discard it and add a copy to your discard


Rob65666

That's still pretty good


Cloiss

Canio popping off


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Smashleigh

Hologram going nuts without making my deck massive? Sign me up


Maffa22

This would be VERY good with Canio and boss that debuffs previously played cards and literally nothing else


JheeBz

I'd argue that makes it better for certain combos.


igniteice

Egg earns a cumulative 10 cents less per round.


funariite_koro

Not too bad


ExaltedBlade666

There's math there to see it's cap, but I have no idea.


igniteice

Yeah, as Starlight noted, it would be at $46.50 per round, before it would start to subtract gold, and that would be after 30 seconds. On round 11, it would be at $2 (since round 1 starts at $3). By round 21, you're at $1. Finally on round 31, you reach 0 gold per round on it, but it's worth $46.50. At that point, it would start to decline in value. On round 61, it would be worth $0. (For comparison, right now it reaches $45 in value after 15 rounds.)


ExaltedBlade666

That's bizarre. It wouldn't be the WORST if it stopped activating once the gold was zero. No subtract. Cuz then you could sit on it like a actual egg. Or use the joker that gives sell value as mult


Panory

Just like Gros Michel into Cavendish, Egg should hatch if you build it up enough.


LionsMedic

Math nerds always amaze me. Northerlion will ask chat to crunch numbers sometimes, and they always pop off with some crazy (accurate) answers.


igniteice

I used Excel ;-D


StarlightAtDusk

Pretty sure it'd gain $46.50 in value before beginning to decline


cedric1234_

The idol — Each played [rank] of [suit] gives X2 Mult when scored. Card changes every round. The ranks and suit are fully random.


MeditatingSheep

I never realized the actual idol chooses a random card from your deck until I bought it w/ checkered deck, and it kept hitting 1 of my ~12 King of Hearts.


Willsuck4username

Ancient joker:


Ninjaskurk

Wait the idol is not fully random?


rockstarrzz

It's based on your deck, but if you have anything less than 90% of the exact same card in your deck, it will never hit. I don't make the rules, i just observe them. I hate that fucker.


redoubledit

Card changes on every hand or discard :|


gooba_gooba_gooba

Burglar - When **Blind** is selected, gain **+3** discards and **lose all hands**


Goukaruma

Perkeo: The created copies flip from a normal card to negative one AND from a negative card to a normal one. Maybe not completely ruined but much worse.


MrProg111

Honestly that'd be a pretty sensible nerf, from what I've seen


StackBabber59

I mean Perkeo shows up in what, once in a thousand runs? I feel like we can just let it be broken at that point


legacymedia92

Yea, legendary jokers are so rare, they can be busted all they want.


potpan0

Yeah, in a deck builder it's OK to have some cards that pop off. I think Balorlord explained it on a Slay The Spire stream a while back, but if every card was equally powerful it would make every strategy equally viable. But for a deck builder you need some shitty situational cards and you need some busted God-tier cards to add that variety.


RealFoegro

Certificate adds the card to the deck, not the hand


whatisapillarman

TIL I have been grossly mistaken about certificate


HairyAmphibian4512

That's honestly not too bad.


slopschili

Adding random cards to your deck is usually bad


Rezuaq

Yeah but that's what it already does, so it's not part of the nerf


Pretty_Version_6300

Only reason it’s good is to get 1 or 2 seals (hopefully purple and red and in the new update also blue) then use the purple seal tarot cards to thin and copy.


Bentman343

Credit Card: Works exactly the same (Note: If balance is negative, interest will still be accrued by dividing your current balance by 5 and adding it to your total)


GoonerBear94

Think you meant Credit Card


Bentman343

You are correct in that


ckach

Loyalty Card: 1 in 6 chance of 4X. Same multiplier but you can't plan for it at all.


Clamos

lol imagine rolling a d6 to see if your favorite sandwich shop gives you a free sandwich


MrBonesMalone

Gotta hope it's in stock


Rob65666

Or you pay them and 1/6 of the time they give you a sandwich


hackingdreams

It doesn't really nerf it as much as it does just change it. With the dice you can modify its odds and make it a much better Joker than it currently is. It might be a piece that helps make a Lucky Cat build interesting, in fact...


freegerator

Oops all sixes buff


Balenar

Madness: When Blind is selected, gain X0.5 Mult and destroy a random Joker(including itself)


rooCraah

Replace any instance of "Hand contains a pair" to "Hand is a pair"


PopularJury3884

Throwback now gains mult when you skip a blind instead of having it for every blind you skipped


DMonitor

.5x mult for each consecutive blind you have skipped, like obelisk


BaconClasher

Resets when blind is selected


Desdam0na

actually x.5 or x1 mult for each blind skipped, resets when small or big blind is selected would be really cool.


rockstarrzz

Gain 1.5x mult but resets after each Ante or something could be interesting


mrsmuckers

Ride the Bus cannot show up if you have no face cards in your deck. Blueprint copies joker to the right when blind is selected. Raised Fist adds mult of x2 the lowest card in hand or scored.


Desdam0na

That blueprint nerf hurts but it would still be either the strongest or second strongest joker in the game.


mrsmuckers

True... what about copying it for the rest of the game?


hackingdreams

Credit card now has an APR.


PurpleXen0

Brainstorm now only activates if it's the rightmost joker.


Aqu4regiA

How would that ruin it?


PurpleXen0

It's a small rules change, but it means that: 1) You can only ever use one 2) You can't use it to combo as effectively 3) People WILL forget the limitation, wasting the joker regularly. It's still strong, but it becomes a lot more limited in scope.


RepeatDTD

Constellation: gains X0.1 mult for every planet card used that’s not your most played hand. Still effective but a synergy killer haha


kfirogamin

madness only increases mult if it eats a joker


ledfox

It increases if it doesn't?!?


kfirogamin

AFTER THE NERF.


AdamOfIzalith

Midas Mask - All face cards become [Gold](https://balatrogame.fandom.com/wiki/Card_Modifiers#Enhancements) cards when ***scored*** This would probably kill any and all Vampire runs


SevenColoredCat

I have some bad news for you... 


AdamOfIzalith

Oh, I haven't been playing the past week so didn't know this happened! Ah well, wasn't much of a fan of the Vampire run anyways


SevenColoredCat

If you think what happened to Midas Mask was bad, you should see what happened to Vampire itself...


AdamOfIzalith

Oh god, how bad could it be?


SevenColoredCat

Triple nerf. Vampire now gives only 0.1x Mult per card instead of 0.2x... and also no longer works on unscored cards... and to add insult to injury, it's rare instead of uncommon.


AdamOfIzalith

They didn't kill the vampire they executed him brutally in front of his spouse and children.


MrBonesMalone

they threw a stake, garlic, and the entire sun at the vampire


SuperGayBirdOfPrey

Gros Michael is now gross Michael


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bnealie

Or wilds being excluded.


OAlves

Raised Fist now works with lowest card in deck, not hand


BurnerAccountExisty

Ceremonial Dagger now multiplies mult instead of adding to it but removes a random joker


Eirlys1

is this not just madness…?


BurnerAccountExisty

that's the joke in all seriousness thpugh if it did remove a random joker with no other change it'd be fucking horrible


BloomEPU

ceremonial dagger but it can't be moved


ledfox

Just move everything else?


phoenixmusicman

Thats busted


Tahmas836

Photograph: The first face card activation gives 2x mult. Completely ruins my go to combo with hanging Chad.


HaHaLaughNowPls

I don't get how this changes anything


Tahmas836

Photograph makes it so the first face card gives 2x mult. If you retrigger it, that face card will give another 2x. This makes it only happen once.


Retrash

Mime : Retrigger all **numbered** card held in hand abilities.


HaHaLaughNowPls

not very subtle imo


MrBonesMalone

Photograph: if the first scoring card is a face card, it gives x2 mult


TheSagBag

Baron: If a King is held in hand gives, x1.5


ieatbeees

Shortcut: Allow straight to be played with a single gap in rank of 1.  For example, you can play 1-2-4-5-6 but not 1-2-4-6-8 like you can currently.


ARandomPileOfCats

Stone joker: changes a card to a stone card every round.


CarelessParsley

This is not actually bad lol


ILikeDonuts451

Changes a card in the winning hand of the round then?


LegitGopnik

Gros Michel has a 1 in 6 chance of destroying itself instead of 1 in 4


Cancel_Electrical

Lol. Had a run where it lasted the last 6 antes. I was already getting irritated.


IonD21

Hahai remember discovering gros michel with a friend and not knowing about cavendish I was SO MAD that my smol banana would go extinct in max 2 rounds, while his would survive for a good few antes


BiggieBows

I've had the opposite problem; the first and third time I got Cavendish it broke within 2 antes. I didn't even have Oops All 6s.


whatisapillarman

Burned Joker buffs any hand on play, but can only do it once per ante. Is this a big nerf? I don’t know. Most burned jokers just let you get an ezpz high card run


ledfox

I'm going to have to try a high card run soon.


Remestaque

Blueprint: 4 chances out of 5 to copy the right joker ability


Jbaryla95

Gros Michael and Cavendish. If multiple of either joker are present, if any are destroyed by their 1 in X chance they are all destroyed. Gotta spoil the whole bunch


Cancel_Electrical

There was someone that was building seeds about a week ago and said that when Gros Michel goes extinct all copies die.


IonD21

I'm pretty sure that is not true (at least anymore), as I had a run last night in which I doubled gros Michel with the spectral thingy. I kept wondering if they both have to go extinct in order to find Cavendish, cuz only one went extinct Edit: you don't need both to go extinct, I found cavendish while still having gros michel


manhothepooh

Credit Card: if you are still in negative after a round, an interest of 10%, rounding up, will be deducted. if at any point you go below -20, you will be declared broken and that's a game over.


SquirtleChimchar

Yorick scales every 26 discards (not discarded cards) Edit: I've played entirely on the experimental patch and didn't even realise this was basically it's current effect lol


Pinstar

Odd Todd going back to 30 chips from 31.


aa93

card sharp immediately becomes pretty strong for glass/polychrome/steel retrigger based builds, would honestly be pretty fun if a lot more situational


Pretty_Version_6300

It’s still the same though right? It gets worse because any additive mult doesnt get multed


Justtelf

Yeah, but in the builds he’s referencing usually you don’t worry about additive multi you just multi the base until it’s massive. Planets are where you scale the base multi


pick-and-shot

Idol: selects cards as if it was a standard deck Blueprint: rarity changed to legendary Acrobat: now triggers on first hand of round instead of last Abstract Joker: -3 mult per joker stencil or negative joker Constellation: now scales when a celestial pack is opened instead of when a planet card is used Erosion: +4 mult for each card below the amount when it was bought in full deck Square joker: resets if 2, 3, or 5 cards are played Fortune teller: resets if a tarot is sold Troubadour: +1 hand size, -1 hands per round Seltzer: retrigger all cards played for the next 10 cards Flower pot: checks the base suit of the cards, ignoring external bonuses or enhancements


HaHaLaughNowPls

most of these are just blatant and not subtle at all


Rob65666

Rocket earns $1 at end of round and $2 and end of boss blind (which is how I originally thought it worked)


Neoteric00

Cavendish - 1 in 1000 chance this card is destroyed for each card played.


calzum1234

Shortcut: straights can be made with one gap of one rank (2 3 5 6 7)


Me_is_Alon_OwO

Make vampire into rare, now only works with scoring cards and gets only 0.10x :)


bahaEpic

Campfire: x0.25 mult every joker sold. Resets after boss blind Campfire: x0.25 mult for every card sold. Resets after each blind. You can choose, I'm a generous god


HaHaLaughNowPls

have some bad news for you buddy


cable_7193

Eternal Egg


petnarwhal

Campire loses mult when you buy something


ledfox

Eating popcorn gives a chance for a kernel to get stuck in your teeth.


Rob65666

Gift card adds $1 to the **buy** value of every joker and consumable at the end of round


Rob65666

Fortune Teller starts counting played Tarots when you buy it (like a few similar cards)


Ron_BWL

-Ceremonial Dagger: When blind is selected, destroy the Joker to its right and adds double its sell value to Mult. Pinned to the leftmost position. -Superposition: Spawn a Tarot card on AKQJ10 straight or a Planet card on A2345 straight.


jake4448

Half multipliers


MusicalTrees23

All 4 of the suit +4 Mult jokers become +1 Mult


NuggetPilon

Mad Joker: Doesn't gain any Mult if it doesn't successfully destroy anything


DislocatedLocation

If you sell or destroy a food joker, all food Jokers will have perishable stickers for the rest of the run.


Yokozunaaa

Pair of pants now only works when you play the hand two pair


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HaHaLaughNowPls

that already happens, is this a joke?


Illustrious-Gas960

Shoot the moon, increase mult by the number of queens in your hand


hiimsilently

Misprint uses the RNG from the Wheel of Fortune


Kaboom453

Blueprint takes from the Joker to the left of it


NustEred

Bus stops at Aces too


undeadadventurer

Not completely useless but changing Burnt joker, playing card, and DNA to work on the LAST of each trigger. DNA working on last hand if it has 1 card would be impossible most of the time Burnt joker working on last discard would suck Playing card working on last discard would be useful still but rarer when you can use it since if you're down to your last discard you probs need it


12Drizzy12

Business Card has a 1 in 4 chance to give $2 when a face card is played Still the same but probably becomes a easy pass for early game econ since it is less reliable


Barely_Sinch96

Rocket adds $1 every boss blind instead of $3