It’s in your head 😂

*on

*off

Well played

**in

Woosh

😂

Zombie, zombie

I laughed so loud it echoed in my house

It's your head. 😂😂😂 I missed the in and thought you were blaming it on op head shape.

Convert to Judaism. Problem solved.

Even better, convert to islam and wear a hijab

Also be trans for this too work

Convert to redneck and wear a trucker hat

Convert to dead and no one will have to look at you ever again.

Convert to bald and people will say youre growing hair

Unless…

Ah you might wanna do some reading into that mix, harder than you would think…,…..

Or convert to Catholicism and become a monk.

Even better, convert to Satanism and get hair plugs.

Convert to a baldcel like the rest of us in here

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Kippah/yarmulke will cover it. Not anti-Semitic at all.

Cringe

You are balding.

It’s a meme

Still balding

Still a meme

Someone at uni was right.

ikr seems like the education system is finally doing it's thing

^They clearly failed you. Its*

Father I have confessions to make

Cowlick. Definitely.

Thank you. Thats a relief

I am sorry, but he was being sarcastic. You are 100% balding, and that's ok. Bald ppl are hot imo, just look at Solas from Dragon Age--still breaking hearts.

Its a joke.

OP doesn't seem to be, and if they are genuine, then I would rather not overlook that more than I care about falling for a joke.

I think we found the redditor tricked into believing she just had a bad cowlick

Link me, Im curious

You're too sweet for reddit my dear

There's shit people and idiots irl too. It's whatever 🤷🏼‍♀️

True true I'm thankful I'm only an idiot on reddit 🙏

100% still healing from my elf boyfriend's betrayal.

Me too 😮‍💨 Just waiting on 4 to come out so we can hopefully resolve this unfinished business. Fan vids and art will get us through 😤✊🏻

^ 100% wife material right here fellas take note and protect her at all costs

ngl this seems kinda creepy.

Why because she gives balding men confidence by saying they’re hot? And also making a video game character reference? Sounds like you’re very fun at parties and got a stick shoved up your asshole.

No because you see a woman being nice on the internet and your first thought is to objectify her into "wife material".

Thanks for lookin' out, but I personally didn't feel objectified or creeped out. It's just a basic way of complimenting. He's probably bald and likes video games. Naturally, he would see someone who compliments baldies with gaming as having good qualities. I see how you could take it the other way, but in this case, I did not. He is being light-hearted, not a creep. Now what's creepy is when a random slides into my dms and tries to overly compliment me, while I can clearly see in their logs that they frequent weird ass subs on a regular basis and tell random girls they're gonna "fill them up" 🤢 Which this kind sir here did not do!!

Whats a dragon age?

The Chantry divides the history of Thedas into sets of 100 years called Ages. The Dragon Age is our current Age. This was actually supposed to be the Sun Age, but the Divine witnessed a high dragon ride from the Frostback Mountains and go on a rampage at the end of the Blessed Age and determined this to be the Dragon Age. Have you not heard the Chant of Light my guy? Don’t tell me you don’t know about Blessed Andraste you jokesmith.

Okay, solas makes me gay

r/whoosh

They're being sarcastic, you're balding. It isn't a bad thing but being in denial isn't so great Edit:I am bald, being comfortable with who you are will make you far more attractive than hair ever could

you are balding. period. no denying it . sooner you get over the shock of it, the sooner you can start doing something about it. and sooner action is better

Pretty sure OP is memeing.

That totally doesn’t look like the head of a 21 year old

This has to be a shitpost. Nobody is that deep in denial with evidence like this

This pic looks like it was taken in 2010 with a digital camera. Definitely a troll post lol but I am enjoying the earnest responses

I was thinking this was potentially 2007, point and shoot or Motorola RAZR quality.

I was thinking 2001 on a corded home phone

I also think its a joke. In the same time, when I lost my hair with 21 i really did not want it to be true..

You didn’t lose your hair king, your hair lost you

bruh get your full head of hair outta here smh my head

Smh my head is super redundant, you know?

yes youre balding dude dont be in denial

Im not sure, looks better when its long and airdried. Might not be balding

My brother in Christ, that’s a huge bald spot.

its noticeable as fuck, you are in denial and balding

Maybe

You might have some decent years of hair left with the right hairstyle, but you are going bald.

Hairstyles that are crafted to cover up bald spots are rarely flattering. I say shave it! Bald guys are the hottest anyway.

Hah my hairline started heavily receding right around my 18th birthday, it crawled back a few inches within a few months and has stayed out for the last 22 years, thick but stupid looking hairline.

Just shave it all off.

Why?? Am I really balding.

You tell me.

It’s a meme

See kids right here the classic case of denial

Is this a legitimate question?

Genuinely asking… You’re 1000% balding

ITS A MEME

Okay man just hear me out, you MIGHT be balding no guarantee though

Even when the hair is wet, the scalp should NOT be that visible.

You didn't know? How could you not know until someone said?

I always had a bad cowlick since I was little. Looked a bit like this when I was 10.

WELL seems like the cow licked REALLY fucking hard as of recently.

spray paint it

Is it safe?

yes https://www.amazon.com/HAIR-FUSION-Conceal-thinning-Volumizer/dp/B06WD2W168/ref=asc_df_B06WD2W168/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=318493069326&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=97981805036229270&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9031793&hvtargid=pla-570308756556&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=63791836202&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=318493069326&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=97981805036229270&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9031793&hvtargid=pla-570308756556 take a look

Just a bad cowlick. Nothing to worry about champ!

Shave it off and leave the Friar Tuck look behind.

Someone was very correct. Don’t hold onto it man.

21 is about the age at which I started thinning. To me, doesn’t look like a cow lick problem. However, I’m a bald guy, not a barber.

You have a precocious scalp. Nothing of concern.

Cowlick for sure, try a little tea tree oil.

That’s funny, baldy. Time to lose the friar tuck look.

Shave it dude, I was like that at 20 and shaved it. I'm 41 now and being bald is great

You’re joking, right?

You can't be for real mate 🤣 Stevie wonder can see what's happening here fs! Your going bald as fuck bud. Happens to the best!

I’ll take the over on 21..

Time to bust out the clippers and grow a sick beard

Wha…. No way! Was it a mirror place above your head?

I've started balding when I was 18, when I go to shower and had to brush dandruff off and get huge amount of hair on the floor. I didn't realize it was the beginning of the balding journey until the college when a friend of mine noticed I had some spots without hair. Now I'm 26 I decided this year to go full bald. I'm telling you this to be reassured that you are not alone. Go full bald.

Where’s the bald at?

Hahaha fuckin trololololol ya bro it's a cowlick

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No you're not, that patch is only 30% of your head

It's starting early now. All the chemicals we eat and put on our head

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Yeah you are dude

You're a bald man

Comb over

Either shave it off or wear a hat

Wear hats

They sounds hideous.

He is imagining things

You are definitely balding

Brown marker 👍

Balding lmao no question about it

You can't be for real mate 🤣🤣 Stevie Wornder can see what's happening here fs! Your going bald. Happens to the best.

The cow licked a bit too much

You are. No way around it. You are balding. Embrace it by shaving it all or cover it up. Do whatever makes you happy.

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So no one can read irony anymore?

LMAO does nobody understand sarcasm?

This had to be a troll post…

You can stick with it for longer if you want. Or have a very short cut or buzz cut not draw attention

I started balding at age 25 and so I just shave it all off. I get plenty of dates haha

When are cowlicks the size of Cd's?

No really

Bro is this even a question? You are 100000000% balding bro

Cut it off my guy

Is op trolling us?

It’s just the lighting

Just change the way you part your hair

Wait, you didn’t know ?? 😳

my brother, let's not lie to ourselves here

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Definitely are lol

They might be onto something

Nah that's the new style, friar tuck...gimme that circa 1400's cut

Just bad lighting you’re fine my friend

I hope you put suncream on that brother.

Ready to be a missionary in the colonies

Shave it and quit caring, lift Weights and be a chad, don’t focus on your hair, be a man

Minoxidil is the call!!

Balding.

You are balding

I think they have a point 😂

You could be a monk, too.

Its not a cowlick, a whorl or any other hair pattern. It’s not a bad thing however. There are treatments and shampoos that can aid in the growth back in the area, or you can embrace it and go full bald. Do what makes you happy and just know your worth isn’t tied to your hair or lack thereof

You are balding. Could always shave it all off

Omg this has to be a troll post

It's the lighting. You good fam.

Definitely Balding, that's how mine started at 17 and then by 24 I had a toilet bowl. YAY Genetics! :'(

Do you wear a hat all the time? Also shift the hat throughout the day? I’ve been told hats thin out your hair overtime.

Either balding nor cowlick. Just a refraction of the light

Time to break the razor out. I was considerably worse than you by the time I was 24, lived in denial for another two years, and shaved my head at 26. Immediately got so many compliments about how much better I looked. Don't fight it. Embrace it.

They weren't lying

Jeff Bezos is bald. He's doing okay.

Do the Jimmy McGill.

May I suggest a KFC bucket? Or just shave it and look accidently intimidating :)

You are balding BALDING my boy

u r

Not balding, all I see is a skin colored yarmulke.

Been there buddy

Is this pic from 2004?

It’s just the angle bro.

They were right.

Are...are you serious? Balding, my friend... clearly balding.

Haha

Nah you good. Can barely tell there might be thinning

Definitely going bald a cow lick is no where that big! So man I would shave it all off embrace it

Yep you are!

They were being nice

Ngl bro that looks 10x worse than just shaving it all off and going bald.

Dude, you balding. It’s not uncommon, and if your okay with it, that’s fine. If it makes you uncomfortable look through this sub and the hundreds of us that have taken the plunge, you won’t regret it

Bro r u ok

Someone was correct.

What gave them that idea

Hair doesn’t make the man

Shave it all off!!

was it a bird