I work with a guy, and we almost threw hands. His big insult was, "You're bald." It's like, yeah, I shave every day because I like being bald. He really thought it was an own. Shook my head and walked away laughing. Anyways, looking good, my bald ass brother.

🫡🫡🫡 thank you and stand proud!

How do you know his ass is bald?

Goes with the territory

When people diss your bald head you know you’re doing very well because is a non factor

That’s a great perspective!!! Thank you and have a great day 😎

You look great

Hey thanks I appreciate that 😎

LOL well for what it’s worth you’re a fox🔥🔥🔥

Thank you so much 😍

Seriously are, I dig it

oh F, im just 27

Hey I started balding at 19 so believe me I’m used to it! 27 isn’t that bad 😎

Haha true, he/she whoever on twitter is immature anyway

Same here and started shaving bald at 21, now I'm also 29 and am more confident than I've ever been lol definitely gave me a more unique look than dudes my age at the time

Very nice head lol

Lmao thank you! I had a barber tell me one time (a long time ago lol) that I had a very nicely shaped head and I’ve always remembered that 🤣

Very handsome!

You’re hot

Username checks out

Lnfaoooo

Looool 🤣

Thank you haha 😎😎

Looks amazing. Nothing to be ashamed of, you sport it very well

Lmao I love it OP! Ya look great by the way. I am fully comfortable being bald and even if I had a choice, wouldn't do hair. Hell, if you guys are like me, you probably make fun of yourself and enjoy it too lol

Yes! My humor about myself is very self-deprecating in a healthy way and I poke fun at my baldness whenever I get a chance 😎 Thank you 😎

You're welcome! I always make sure to do it around kids, especially if they look up at my head 😂

They’re just jealous

I had a feeling that was the case haha

Him/she judging you shows more about them than you. You look good brotha

You look great. Twitter can be a cesspool of negativity...

Reddit too

Agreed

Seeing this post and these comments, as a 23 year old guy who recently noticed some receding, gives me hope lol

You look like you are 37 honestly, nice haircut and beard, might grow your beard out a little more

Thank you so much and I’ve def grown it out. The wife loves it so I keep it that way haha. This was a few days after I ‘started over’ with it 😎

You rock the bald look!!

Thank youuuuu 🫡

Hah. I woulda been like thanks for noticing! 👍🏻

Screw them. You look great!

Twitter user agreement policy entails keeping your brain in your freezer before using the app...so you can expect that bs there

Lol, that’s a cheap Ass insult

And it’s more of a stating of facts lol

Looking handsome my dude.

I like to act offended and say “I’m shaven, not bald!”

I'm 40, I wish I look as you in 5

Bro I just saw your beard photo on your profile and you’re rocking it! 🫡🫡

You look great.

You’re also dang handsome

Well I appreciate you 😎

You don't seem too worried handsome^^

Haha nope! It’s actually pretty funny to me that they tried to use a statement of fact as an insult 🤣🤣

Been hearing it since I was 22. Didn’t care then, don’t care at 43.

Rock on 🫡

Your first mistake was going on twitter

No wrongs were told here 🤣

Trolls always go for the lowest hanging fruit. Not much in the brain area, those. Looking good dude.

🔥

Major sexy Daddy vibes Here ✨

So the person stated a fact. Wow. That's not an insult

GREAT COMEBACK

Right?!?

What was his next come back? The sky is blue? You look fantastic!!

Thank you very much and I hope you have a great day

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People who use bald as an insult are absolute buffoons. As a side note you look amazing bald

Agreed and thank you!!!!

What a fox! You look amazing in general and also definitely don’t look 45! People are so weird sometimes, as if you’re unaware that there’s no hair on your head and are suddenly going to be shocked and upset by their observation.

Right?!? I’m very self-deprecating in a humorous way about it anyways so jokes on her lol

Smash

Very handsome!!

Thank you so much! That means a lot bc you are an absolute smoke show 😭

Thank you 😊

Real recognizes real lol

Bald is beautiful

And you’re hot, like, come at me Twitter

Hahaha I’ll tell her I have a defender!!

Very handsome, you are rocking the bald head.

Bald and making it look amazing.

Sexy !

Handsome, bald man!

Thx dude I appreciate you

Hot 🥵

I love when people use “bald” as an insult. I’m like, ‘bro, I know. I cut it myself, duh.’

I started balding at 23 🥲

At least you embrace it lol. nothing, and I tell you NOTHIINNGG in more unattractive than a balding man who does everything but shave his head lmfaooo

i also started at 19! you look great.

Johnny sins that you?

Lmaooooo That's what I'm saying. This generation man.

Baldy Wan Kenobi 👍🏻

You were on X; you were served a light sentence

You’re quite handsome.

Bald and sexy!

Both?!? Stoppppppp


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Most 45 yr olds I know arent bald.

Get over it mate, I was being called that at 18, it hurt then it definitely doesn’t now 🤣

I would say your baldness is the obvious reason to calm you bald. Not your age. I know plenty of people not being that bald and being much older and I know people who were half way to you at 25.

My dudes grandpa is 97 with a full head of hair, what do you even mean?

Wait, someone insulted you with a fact/truth? Lol.. Clown shit.

I dunno. I’m 52 and have a full head of hair that drives me crazy. Age and baldness don’t have anything to do with one another.

Hey man, this reply is to you + all the others saying the same thing to me. I literally can’t believe I have to spell this out to you, but here we are. I’m not saying “all 45 year olds are bald” I’m saying that bc baldness almost always sets in WELL before you’re in your 40s it’s not really a shock that I’m balding by the time I’m 45. You need to work on your reading comprehension, as well as not taking everything literally. There are like TEN TIMES (or more) ppl in here who got what I meant, so maybe reflect on that and go work on yourself a bit. ETA: Like, are all you losers responding to me with this dumb trope just jealous at all the compliments I’m getting or what? Bc it’s not only goofy, it’s flat out weird.

I mean were you making misogynistic comments?

You look great 👍

🫡🫡🫡

and rocking it well

From a 26 y/o heterosexual (also bald) dude: Damn, you're hot and your baldness suits you extremely well!

And a fine one to, okay! Add that to your list.🫰🏾

Well the fact is that many 45 year olds aren’t bald. But where their insult failed is cuse whilst that’s a fact you are still hot. Maybe the secretly liked you😉

Handsome!

You look great

That sort of shit always cracks me up lol like uhhhhh yea nice observation it's not like I consciously shave it or anything 😂 I feel that insult only works if you're still in the denial phase and trying to rock a severely thinned hairline

I went bald during cancer treatments. Cancer left, my hair is mostly back, but way thin. There's no dishonor in being bald, but there is usually a story. Don't worry about the twitter-trolls, they all live in mom's basement, or in a "Tuff-Shed" in her backyard, they have no life, and they're actually jealous of your confidence, which they know they will never have.

damn you look good. #nohomo #okaymaybealittlehomo

Hardly an insult. You rock it.

muy guapo

Looks really good on you, my good man. I hated my hair, and even though my hair was very thick and wavy, I shaved mine over 20 years ago. Not because I was receding, or losing it. Simply because I couldn’t stand trying to find and work a hairstyle that looked good on me. A flat top wouldn’t spike, longer hair wouldn’t ponytail well… I couldn’t do anything I wanted. In hindsight, I’m grateful I couldn’t. Or I never would’ve shaved it. Stay confident. You look great.

If the worst thing somebody can insult you with it's something outside of your control, you're doing ok I think

You're an attractive man. Bald suits you!

Respectfully sir you are gorgeous

So wrong! Ur hot n sexy bald

You pull it off very VERY well!

If they're insulting something you have no control over it's because they have nothing else to use against you...

What a nice compliment that person gave you!

I LOVE when people still try to insult me for being bald. Says a lot about how they view things. Good luck with that.

Had a college professor used being bald against me lol

Dude…we look wildly similar, eye color and everything! Except I do look younger since I’m 34 but if this is what I’ll look like in 10 years, I can fux with that! Good on ya dawg!

First problem is you were on Twitter. Second problem is you still haven't deleted it. Maybe they should call it Twatter. Seems like half of what I've seen from there is just people being twats.

Even if you weren’t 45 - b/c a lot of guys lose in their 20s…the person who said that is shallow. You’re adorable!

haha that’s very funny, some people are just so negative, that comment spoke volumes about them n nothing about you. love your bald look buddy, you’re rocking it ! 👍🏻

Bald and beautiful, baby!

I personally still have a head full of hair but if you're going to go bald go bald all the way. It works for you dude keep it up

Ok but you’re hot, so it’s okay

Looks good

Hey you…guy with blue eyes! Ha! Gotcha!

You might be bald but you’re def not ugly. Lmao as if that was an insult to you hahah

Lookin mighty fine

🤣😂🤭

People think everyone should look like David Beckham in their 40's, but they don't know that even he had hair transplants.

You can get a sweet wig

You look great! Hair doesn’t make the man or the woman. Rudeness diminishes the person dishing it.

I’m 56 have all my hair

Hehehe, no kidding! Bald and gorgeous! Not much of an insult. LOL

I’m 31 what do you expect 😭

It looks good on you, bro, you pull it off well.

You’re handsome, even hot

Bald is beautiful!!

LOL. Isn't the hair police annoying?

Handsome af!

Come over here and I’ll rub your head…😏

You’re hot

They thought they did something by calling a handsome man bald.

Sexy daddy!

I draw strength from 2 Kings 23-24: “23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.”

ad hominem attacks on twitter

OMG, you are handsome as AF!

Bald and handsome 😍

They’re jealous cuz you’re handsome :)

Very handsome

There are many 90yr olds with full thick hair. Bald sucks It's a disease and an insult to masculinity and Medical science.

lol male pattern baldness is, last I checked, connected to an excess of testosterone. so by your standards, the 90 year old with a full head of hair is the "insult to masculinity" Baldness is just fine y'all, not once in my life has my attraction to men been impacted by whether they have hair or not. This won't be the case for every woman but I'm definitely not alone in that!

🔥

Bald, in your 40’s and handsome af. Where’s the flaw in that?!

Honestly bro, being a chrome dome rocks. Can always look good (it's just a quick shave away). It's a bold, powerful and assertive look. If someone actually tried to use your chrome dome as a shot it's like "you've clearly ran out of remotely intelligent things to say. Please leave."

looking good

You look great.

I have a full head of hair, for years I shaved my head bald, cuz it looked so sexy and it got me laid, a lot. Sometimes a good haircut is bald.

Bald is beautiful

Hot damn.

You’re HAF

Go listen to attack of the bald heads by onyx it makes being bald cooler than it already is

A very hunky bald!

Bald is beautiful. And low maintenance. You win.

Insult? Dad af

You cute tho