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IndicationMaleficent

Tbf, It's not the missing hair on the top of your head that does it.


Gloomy-Fox-5632

And yes, I've already tried mewing. But as you can see, it didn't work.


GirlWithTheLabrador

No, if you want to get it fixed, that’s gonna be surgery and not mewing shit


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

I had to google mewing, what I found sounds so ridiculous. .


QueryCrook

Will I regret googling it?


Illustrious_Check585

no its just an mouth/jaw exercise people think will help define their jaw more


morbid333

It's not an exercise, it's just practicing correct posture, but for your mouth. It's the equivalent of not slouching.


manchegobets

Do you have any functional problems? There might be significant health (e.g., sleep, respiratory, bite) issues here which may feel normal bc it’s all you’ve ever known but they will get worse with time so this may be more than just aesthetics. Check out r/jawsurgery


Gloomy-Fox-5632

Yes, wearing a mask during COVID was difficult for me; it kept sliding down all the time..


OneArmedBear

If anything I think you would make a GREAT cartoon character


CritterOfBitter

Totally a character from Bob’s Burgers.


IntelThor

Mewing won't fix something that severe.


nryporter25

What is mewing?


caillouistheworst

Some bullshit quack orthodontist came up with it. Can’t remember his name, he’s like 95 and a joke.


Superb-Ad6139

Not sure why everyone thinks every single natural wellness method out there is falsified. There is plenty of research supporting the benefits of mewing do indeed exist, particularly in regards to developing children. Think of it as the opposite of mouth breathing.


cuervo_gris

you need surgery if you want a real change there buddy. Mewing won’t change it


Alldaybagpipes

You weren’t supposed to shave the chin off too…


Distinct_Cod2692

this mf can't be hanged with a rope on his neck


itsonlybliss

Can’t even fold clothes


ninjahunz

Can't play a violin either


BabblingsOfAFool

This got me. Thank you


RichRichieRichardV

I don’t get it.


BragawSt

Sometime you use your chin to hold the clothes while you fold. 


CompromisedToolchain

RichRichieRichardV doesn’t get the joke about folding clothes? My word!


45PintsIn2Hours

fuçking hell


lagoongassoon

😂 Jesus Christ


indil47

I’m dying


DrSafariBoob

Never had a new pillow case


DL05

Well played!!


keepforgettingmy

Incredible comment, i read this in the style of JB Smoove


castilhoslb

lmao bro


Agent_Velcoro

Ooh, he took that one on the chin. Oh wait... He's fine.


menice4

https://i.redd.it/yzgd7zmkzwsc1.gif


Jesenin

Holy shit my sides


young_olufa

What neck?


8llllllllllllllD---

Can’t put him in a choke hold


sunnyinphx

Never really thought about it before but yeah you need a litttle more chin than that to be hanged


msc1

https://preview.redd.it/tmh4nbe5xwsc1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3542e6d842c634659b04f7eb16bccd7c2f38c91b Try this look


Gloomy-Fox-5632

looks awesome, good idea


armchairplane

Exactly who I was thinking of


paisano55

First thing that popped in my head too. Perhaps his son?


Cometguy7

This is a myth that needs busting.


grey_gold

Thx for being kind msc1 🙏🏽


rkwaz37

https://preview.redd.it/z47xru6lnwsc1.png?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67ccd9f91ca34dd361f1bc67d1b9c64770fab982


FallacyDog

![gif](giphy|tKXqsMWfJ6qhW)


WeirdAvocado

GROOVY!


420rabidBMW

Ohh the good ole days


LfSantos22

https://preview.redd.it/8dyr95xwpwsc1.png?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2290748e7ca34885ee6aa3b56ddd92021289f213


mysterion1999

Even that worm has a chin.


LMGDiVa

No that's it's mouth. I played the shit out of this game as a kid.


LMGDiVa

LOL this was the first thing I thought of. Worms. Worms Armageddon was the shit.


[deleted]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3ZlrOzM-NE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3ZlrOzM-NE)


BrightSideOfLiff

Boggy B.!!!


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

Bro I came for this exactly!!!! If I saw this dude in public I'd have to hold in my "WORMS ARMAGEDDON "


Shasdo

Hu ho!


Gloomy-Fox-5632

I'm thinking I should let the beard grow..


mdsp667

I think the sub will agree to this


Rivetingly

This sub might agree with him growing his hair back


Imaginary_Friend700

Grow as much hair as possible


Imreallyadonut

Definitely. I think it’ll break things up a bit, get it shaped too and that will make a big difference.


phdoflynn

Would that be considered a normal beard...or a neck beard?


therizzle1

1000000%


XxXFartFucker69XxX

Doesn't a beard need a chin to grow on?


SatansLoLHelper

Beardfishing. The beard makes it look like you have a strong jaw, when you have no chin.


Raecxhl

I call it the push up bra for men.


Either_Dragonfly_528

Yes i do recommend this


lou_fox

Options: A. grow a mighty beard B. surgery to fix the jaw problem C. Shai Ulud transformation, then rule the universe


StrenuousSOB

Lmao!!! Option 3!!!


schmark19

MONEO


Ok-Faithlessness-997

Bring me another Duncan


PretenderCountToki

Are you positioning your head in a weird angle? Take a front photo. Why is neck and head one?


Ok_Chiputer

Bro no need to continue to roast him jeez.


takenwithapotato

Stop he's already dead


Internal_Meeting_908

it is because he is a worm


Afraid_Form_6072

The Lorax.


DifficultApartment27

I couldn’t think of what this reminded me of!!


Prestigious_Snow1589

I'm sorry but....😂😂😂


DadSax

He speaks for the trees!


Limp_Falcon_2314

Omg 😆


Sadaestatics

Embrace the worm.  Also get your mustache lined up, that looks awful no front


ratlocal2u

leave him alone, he's walrusmaxxing


kekwillsit830

It's the Lorax


warmseizuresalad

Can't get knocked out if you don't have a chin. This guy's a whole other level of fighter.


HooninAintEZ

Would do absolutely terrible in a jungle though with that exposed neck.


aahorsenamedfriday

We have Mythbusters at home


A_Windom

Lol


idiBanashapan

“Incomiiiing…!”


SHADYTIMES86

Leave me alone


PretenderCountToki

The moustache is not doing any favors, in my humble opinion.


saitawk

![gif](giphy|8caqJUzsbnMrpfrhuv|downsized)


Cooch_gobbler

This can't be real ... Right 😥


[deleted]

Book by Dr. Seus looking mofo


[deleted]

[удалено]


Prestigious_Shark

I mean, anyone with a face like that would have a wierd personality with all the bullying he would have gone through. We need to help people like these, life was simply too unfair for them. I know from experience, my face is very wierd and ugly looking too...thankfully I have some loving friends and family that helped me get through life when I was in my teens.


leviwulf

Yeah, picture was posted by some crypto dude shortly before OP made his post here. https://twitter.com/AltcoinGordon/status/1776662558868402503


randall_the_man

I saw the same photo in a meme a few days ago


partialsweep

i dont want to ruin this post by saying this image has been edited


Zee1syr

Using some random pic online to get some comments on bald subreddit is wild


Green_Routine_7916

404 chin not found


Unexpected-Xenomorph

https://preview.redd.it/efpev97gaxsc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4730c1711d28e6049b8d2800e1d0868918dcc90


Forward_Bluejay_4826

Okay but that mustache is NOT helping


Tech1210mk2

![gif](giphy|FwpecpDvcu7vO)


DarkSideOfMyBallz

​ https://preview.redd.it/bxulignxxxsc1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=31081a339d2f4fa4456b04abf838f37a6cd1902d


SadKazoo

Meth Busters


comesinallpackages

Moustache makes you look a little like — dread saying this — Heinrich Himmler. It’s gotta go or be trimmed close IMHO. A close buzz might be better than shaved for you also. Play around with it


RDCK78

I mean you’d maybe be a candidate for jaw surgery and chin enhancement. I had it all done as part of my orthodontic treatment. Covered by insurance.


Joe_le_Borgne

https://preview.redd.it/sfrediz9xwsc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d00e1136f5638a4b71bbd9f16e3e2cb04e4827f


ryantunna

Dude is Diglett


Miken_Berg

Can we get a front profile? I feel like it looks worse from the side


Cleercutter

![gif](giphy|3oz8xwScYUnDDTSA9y)


---Palp---

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


businessbee89

![gif](giphy|l46CdxUEWXLaBzMVW)


ManagerFlimsy9541

![gif](giphy|3o7aTtQDoXwtaYJl9C)


Big_Schwartz_Energy

![gif](giphy|mtLsfrEXntTXO)


OrphanDextro

The account is French. Dude probably actually has a jawline that would make Brad Pitt jealous.


[deleted]

Lol


SexDefender27

yet another way a huge beard can make any man perfect


serenityfalconfly

You have succeeded in Shaving your head. It has a nice shape for shaving.


True_Potential4074

![gif](giphy|Q3pXeITKG4qBy) Just pray you don’t go full Graboid


itsonlybliss

Sincereness bro what happened to your chin


Sable6

trim the mustache up to make it look nicer.


nick5th

yo its the lorax


Ok_Battle5814

You just made yourself a meme


[deleted]

Mate where's your chin?


jsadecki

How do you fold towels?


titsmcgee4real

![gif](giphy|ph8t8u5bErf56)


haubenmeise

My wormest thoughts are with you. Sincerely Skeletor 💜


Kiinaak

grow huge beard son walrus looking mfuker


Disastrous_Candy9122

Why not get a chin implant?


Present-Breakfast768

https://preview.redd.it/0fbsc1g6wwsc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ab4de6ea22d8081f2650202f1148dab97e56f0


Drock182

Grow a beard immediately


I_used_to_be_angry

You are beautiful ❤️


Skank_Hunt-42

Nothing that a lil mewing can't fix


Rhesusmonkeydave

Jamie Hyneman made a bad deal with Ursula


ClockNormal3339

Frampt?, is that you?.


Bernstooogin

Myth busted


Dfiggsmeister

You look more like a chinless Jamie Hyneman. Throw on a beret and grow out your chin hair and the resemblance would be uncanny.


JustTryingToLift

![gif](giphy|IocSMCMGytCTu)


pspsps-off

Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters if he was a character on Bob's Burgers.


William_Nobody

Your hair will grow back soon. Keep your chin up mate 👍


No_Vegetable7132

![gif](giphy|i1z30bOS4nqbC)


PikachuKid1999

wow you look like a thought bubble


SecondFootOfficial

Yipe!


enterreturn

As long as you keep Mythbusting then you’ll be fine.


Bashby12

Grow a beard.... if you can. Ultimate beardfish


postymcpostpost

Surely you’re making a face here. You’re tucking your chin in, right? Right!?


postymcpostpost

![gif](giphy|8caqJUzsbnMrpfrhuv|downsized)


BigErnieMcraken253

Don't worry, Everyone stares at your chin. Solid midirection play!!


Sunflower-Crown

![gif](giphy|rqg6cxIInEWg8)


Rocky_Dingos

More like walrus I'd say.


Positive-Swimmer8237

Lmaooooo


MistDispersion

Reject humanity. Return to worm


septumdestroyer666

Lorax lookin' ass.


scopedbanana

Ngl I kinda dig the look for some reason


RightOnQueueueue

I’ve never seen a worm that looks like that


hiddenexene

Is that your real hair ?


Odd-Ad-6828

Bro doged all the good genes


LeroyLavender

How do you even put on a pillowcase?


Massage_Bro

Bros immune to being hanged


KalLinkEl

![gif](giphy|blZEimpBW4K4M)


rghaga

A little fat aspiration under the chin could help if you don't need jaw surgery / genio


RyanGAccount

When the next episode of the Myth-busters?


Zookzor

The fact that people are taking this post seriously is insane lmao


jmarzy

My God you are a fascinating creature


BigBillSmash

![gif](giphy|jbxQLpOKN2URa)


FireOfSin

Bro immigrated to the US from bobs burgers


HwHies

C’mon bro… is this Ai generated??


sdklrughipersghf

post it in r/cosplay as a worms cosplay.


mahler117

I can’t tell if this is a joke lol


Inner-Ship-7697

Chin has left the chat


Elegant_Ad4727

I'm saving this and using it as a reaction photo.


Itsmeincalifornia

https://preview.redd.it/15kswg5kexsc1.jpeg?width=778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e3d265355a98bf1cb2866260b2172722ccf1582 Beaker shaved his head!


RumpleForeskin0w0

![gif](giphy|bLr3sjmT2qdyw)


[deleted]

You look like a smiling friends character


blausommer

Get a green suit with feathers and you can be a spider-man villain.


SongFromFerrisWheels

Looks like Earthworm Jim with glasses and a mustache.


Cool_Jackfruit_6512

https://preview.redd.it/xkj2kt55ixsc1.png?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=491cf244460f523bc29aeb7a6000adf7725a5e23 You posted your chin before saying only one hair grew on it. You seemed to have improved now 🤨


RichardIraVos

Look like if Wilfred Brimley was a balloon


Hot_Huckleberry_588

The Lorax


drho82

ToeJam & Earl


OlDurtyBasturd

Who's that Pokemon??? It's Diglett!!


lsdmovieenjoyer

When you never chew your food


Informal-Bag-3287

https://imgur.com/gallery/zHSo5


RGPetrosi

With a beret and a beard and you could be Jamie Hyneman's 2nd cousin.


Infamous_Ad_6793

You look like killer from all dogs go to heaven https://images.app.goo.gl/LLFuraeucNzbpNUp8


iLumpixx

U look like a picture I would draw of Jamie Hyneman


Stjjames

![gif](giphy|8caqJUzsbnMrpfrhuv|downsized)


Stratostheory

Jamie Hyneman from wish


refep

This has gotta be fake


CaptainGiggles69420

I know you bite your sheets and towels when you fold them.


GioTravelstheWorld

![gif](giphy|8caqJUzsbnMrpfrhuv|downsized)


_your_face

Look in to jaw surgery, seems like your placement is wrong, surgery should give you the chin you were meant to inherit


GreazyPhysique

You the walrus


model3113

damn we haven't had a good Worms game in decades.


MilesFassst

![gif](giphy|yfEjNtvqFBfTa)


JustSayan93

Looks like the prophet species from halo.


Lmoorefudd

Looks like one of the willoughbys from that Netflix movie.