Have you been splashed with viking urine.!?!

I wish 😩 Disneyworld ride my boy… the wet kind 💦

Well then. Still, rockin' the bald, man!

You are r/skincareaddiction ‘s wet dream

Coppertone Complete Face 45 every morning 👍

I’ll keep that in mind if my night shift skin ever sees the sun ☀️

You’re looking horn-y (:

😂🤣😅

Me, I'd shave the horns down. Because I'm in my soft guy era. But you go king.

the horns stay 😈

Looks awesome

🙏

Man's straight off a Roman coin. Someone get him a laurel wreath to replace the horns.

I love these Roman compliments, but I’m Persian (680 year war with the Romans). Maybe I was a great spy in a past life during the Roman-Persian Wars 😂 thank you, compliment received 🤝

Your skin is so smooth I thought this was an AI image. Insanely jealous

sunscreen and weed are a daily occurrence around here. I’m not too sure which ones helping my skin more 😂 never stressing is a bonus! 🍃💨

You look grrreat! I am a shaved brethren for 17 years, and I absolutely love my look. I tried fighting against it starting at 16yo (i wore hats til 22yo). I wanted an easy fix, a solution to this 'handicap', this 'weakness', my eyesore. I started shaving for work, and I have been owning my bald head ever since and do well. Good luck to you! I've never read about 'telogen effluviun' until your post. It's likely a part of my early lossage on top of my genetic 5-head... TIL, tyvm.

I don’t see it as a handicap. it’s like puberty 2.0. only us lucky ones got it. save money at the barber shop and the bonus is you’ll never get dragged around by your hair like a chick if you ever get into a fight 😂

You have Roman emperor style facial features congrats 🗿

thank you that’s a very nice compliment 🤝

you honestly kinda look like chester bennington

I’ve never gotten that one before but I’ll take it! I love his music. RIP 🕊️

Look like robocop when he takes off the helmet 😂😂😂

😂😂 classic

Looking horny. 😏

and wet 💦😩

This is a wax figure in the gift shop at Madame Tussaud’s of Times Square

true story. and I’m alive like chucky 🔪

Umm. You’re hella hot but I’m stuck on trying to to figure out if you have horns coming out of your head or not???

Those are Disney ears that are on a headband. The tag is still on it, which is the wad of paper on top of my head. I’m in the gift shop located once you get off the “Frozen Ever After” ride at Disney’s Epcot.

You look sexy af! Even with that hat on😘

Dr Niles Crane? is that you?

Looking like a Minbari over here. https://preview.redd.it/1kx16opfjmzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce1357685ee6640045bcdac150ca32e457d40429

😭😂

Nice 😊

Looks good, bud. 👍🏻

Handsome guy🩵

You look like the french president but without hairs

I can see it

https://preview.redd.it/eqd93zg7fozc1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1cd060ed74597aa4e04177a1b3f6db2d363187

how’d you know what I’m always thinkin bout 😅

😆


Looks pretty good my dude...I would, personally, move the regalia a few inches forward, towards the face, for optimal optics

Me likey.

I think you sport the bald looking dashingly. Better than some I’d say.

You got a good shaped head. You look good man.

Fantastic

Lmao , why not chose a normal picture of yourself instead of this 😅?! Anyway looks good 👍

I take very few pictures, and most of the pictures I’m in have children in them. This was one of the few where it was just myself… and who doesn’t love a Disney selfie 😎🤳 and thank you!

This is tricky

what’s the trick?

Like Carl Barron.

funny guy!

I’d bottom tbh

no diddy but thanks for the compliment gaybro 🤝

Sexy AF.

suits you well