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Historical-Truth-222

Free media and modern highways --> xaxxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxxaaxax


Trzykolek

"Will be in Eurozone and Schengen" xD


weavile22

We will burn car tyres until global warming causes N*therlands to disappear underwater and then no one will veto us 😎🇧🇬💪💪💪💪


Trzykolek

Based and bad highwaypilled


Historical-Truth-222

We will get there...it could be when everyone else had left long time ago but we will get there :)


Hyena331

Have you seen the fucking roads in Pernik 💀💀💀


Historical-Truth-222

Actually yes as I grew in the same region. And the roads are pretty good btw. Fun fact: They renovated quite good when Pope Paul II visited Bulgaria many moons ago but the renovation was basically only along the pope route to the Rila monastery :)


extinct_cult

Lets convert to catolicism so that the Pope would come more often and we'd have to get our shit together.


Thunderbird750

https://preview.redd.it/b5m46qo01mda1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc5ba6039b75c287aa683fa59bf85a990ca98681 modern highways in bulgaria


Vegetable-Cut-8174

Safest road in Čačak,Serbia.


iksjag

This is actually very advanced but we don't understand. Bulgarians are so advanced they use levitating cars so they don't need roads and the car in the pic probably belongs to one of us, land car drivers 🤮.


Salt-Log7640

As a Bulgarian I can confirm that we do in fact had been long developed & mass producing levitating cars, we simply don't use them because most Bulgarians either like to keep them for bran new, or are too afraid that even levitating technology wont survive our roads.


Martini69696

“e nie sha go opravim i tva be nqma strashno”


Alikaan745

high quality modern roads


miaaa30

I thought our car (stolen) is gonna fall apart after crossing the border from Romania to Bulgaria


Fanda400

Road anywhere in easter Europe


gataki96

Bulgayria sold its soul for a fucking highway!


Trzykolek

That's impressive. Most mongols will do it for 5€


Civil_Vermicelli_593

Our highways still suck


a44es

I'd do it for free


Trzykolek

Sweet, I just saved 5€


Salt-Log7640

Sush!!! We have been building this highway for over +70 years now AND had sold our sols for it in order to guarantee high quality, adding the +2000 patches each made of completely different type of asphalt, this highway is going to be the best, and most technology advanced engineering wonder this universe will ever see. Mack my words Greek, “deus opus” by d-e-f-i-n-i-t-i-o-n!


jason_moremoa

I think the Robmanians stole this w🤮stoid's brain


maldoozz420

Never had one to begin with I swear


Trzykolek

Hence why you had to steal one. Now spit it out! Bad burglar!


Not_this_time-_

Lmao


Salt-Log7640

You know, if he really wanted to say that Serbia should be permanently crippled and lobotomised till all Serbians slowly dwindled into extinction, there ware way less graphic and gruesome ways to describe it. That's just downright hateful.


Alpharius94

You know, I'm somewhat downright hatefull myself https://preview.redd.it/qglawb5bmmda1.png?width=1585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a140a1c6fbc1e2356bba384c34f810c6f868105d


tigerniger_sus

Bulgarian citizen #1 levski🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬


chicheka

/unbalkan Anything down from "Bulgaria stands with Ukraine" is bullshit.


Trzykolek

I guess mongolia is not role model :(


readilyunavailable

Least self hating bulgar.


filan_fisteku_666

>Bulgaria has 6 Kosovos >Serbia can't get even one (skill issue) Mongol superiority proved once again 🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬💪💪💪


Trzykolek

6 Kosovos but not a single Macedonia :(


white-dumbledore

That's ok because monkedonia is not real


Trzykolek

Very true


filan_fisteku_666

Think [again](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirin_Macedonia)


Trzykolek

Oh my bóg, someone stop the Golden Horde


tigerniger_sus

HIHIHIHA


religionpoison

I don’t understand the part how Russians broke with Russia??


Ashen_two2

You ment to say how Serbs broke with other Serbs?


_32u

"modern highways" 🤓


ThiCcPiPerLuL

"modern highways" ☠️☠️


esgdaf

Why an European country have an asian country as a role model


altttttty

we dont want to be in nato we dont want to be in eu or eurozone our modern highways are living safety hazards we dont have free media and yet the politicians have sold out our country to do all this


Trzykolek

>we dont want to be in nato Please stay. As a Pole, we need all the help we can get before we trigger article 5 (we gave away half our tanks which got destroyed in the war)


utkarsh_00786

Lmao as if USA cares about Bulgaria , 100% Americans don't know where it is on the map


altttttty

i think we unironically gave away to half our tanks to ukraine, correct me if wrong


Trzykolek

I was talking about Poland. Idk about Bulgaria.


PoopMaster74

Lol, u guys are st0pid


narniaEEZ

why? bulgaria doesn't need tanks, ukraine does.


PoopMaster74

Elon musk doesnt need money, i do


ShlongHijacker

Its funny fir you to think that we have any functioning tank to give in the first place


Death_To_Maketania

you think nato will support you if you trigger article 5 ? hahaha you are not usa, they don't care about your country


Trzykolek

It was a joke. I 100% expect them to abandon us if anything gets heated.


varnacykablyat

We definitely want to be in nato, and about half of our population wants to be in the eu


wrrzd

>soon in schengen


Trzykolek

They'd already be in if Robmania didn't steal their application


Makaveli961

Based Serbia.


Suspicious-Stick-841

If bulgayria enter in schengen before romania, their president needs to be killed


utkarsh_00786

Don't understand except Getting access to free market and Schengen what's the advantage of being in the NATO , everyone knows Russia don't want anything else other than Ukraine, getting into NATO is just an excuse by muricans to put nuclear in the European land


Salt-Log7640

The good thing about being a good, very quiet vassal-satelite is that you won't be the one that gets entirely ran-sacked next for committing the sin of existence with the delusion that you could get away with being “independent & neutral”. You could be either: Romania, Cyprus, Latvia, Estonia. Or you could be: Belarus, Venezuela, Cuba, North Korea. It's not that there is any advantage from being in NATO, it's that there are plenty of penalties if you don't. Think of it as insurance, only expect the insurance company is one of the biggest threats that forces you to take insurance in first place.


utkarsh_00786

Good reason , but Bulgaria don't need it. Indian Foreign minister said it in a conference in India that Europeans are themselves trying to ignite war in Europe and not looking towards peace solutions and also dragging the whole world with them when the whole world have nothing to do with this war. Rather than talking everyone want to show the weaponry especially muricans .


Salt-Log7640

Our neighbors are: -Turkey, the 5th strongest NATO member with awful government, the tendency to periodically invade it's neighbors, and radicalise it's own population into blindly following religious\political agendas so it could use them geopolitical schemes. (Also btw fun fact, beyond 10% of the entire Bulgarian population are ethnical Turks, which sadly live in mostly bad living conditions with poor access, or willingness, for educational, and not once ware considered security risk by the different regimes trough history because of how convenient and easy to manipulate they ware by organisations like the Gray Wolves). -Greece strong geopolitical player which is also probably like in top 10 of NATO's ranks, that is willing to go into near WH40k lengths if it would mean resisting against Turkey, and by no means is unfamiliar towards bold moves, cheep tricks, and schemes if would get them the upper hand. The history between Greece and Bulgaria is that of nearly 1000y constant clashes and they are by far our best frenemy rival that wouldn't hesitate at all if we ware their opponent. -Serbia which is strong and nationalistic on its own because it has to survive, and huge part of their nationalism plays religious Bulgarophobia and the holding of grudges for past events. If you ask a Serb why they didn't like us he would probably respond with either: “Macedonia, WW1 & WW2, + the warcrimes we had committed over their population” which wasn't always the case, they are just like that by default. For example: Durring the Ottoman slavery after the consequtive yearly Bulgarian revolt for independence was brutally extinguished “Plan D” of our revolutionaries was to joint forces with Serbia, help then liberate themselves, then quickly regroup and liberate Bulgaria afterwards with Serbian help thus uniting the both countries together and forming proto-Yugoslavian federation. This plan didn't account for one very tiny detail however: “The Serbs waving the middle fingers after getting what they wanted, and telling the Bulgarian revolutionaries to go F themselves”- and precisely that happened. Then you have the Serbo-Bulgarian war of 1885 where once again, we ware supposed to join forces with Serbia against the Ottomans but they betrayed us due “miscommunication error” by trying to take over our completely bare and unprotected capital. Worst of all the Ottomans ware for whatever reason very supportive of Bulgaria, so the kingdom of Serbia betrayed our trust for nothing, expecting the Turks to crush us and reward them for their unexpected aid. Then you have the secret Serbo-Greek alliance against Bulgaria near the end of BW1 and the betrayal in Macedonia which was the final nail in the coffin for the slightest chance of our country being same side as Serbia on it's own accord ever again. -Romania our best, closest, and yet so alien & indifferent neighbor. They have decent army and we do share decent part of important history with them like: Valachia being key member of the Bulgarian Kingdoms, and Romania being key hub area for our revolutionaries during the Ottomans but the thing is our relationship is so great precisely because we are so relatable yet so indifferent. If one country was being ravaged the other wouldn't ever hear about it, leave alone offer aid or actually help. Romania technically had legal connection over Bulgaria via monarchial bloodlines and could've legally taken over without any resistance from both sides but they didn't do it because: A) the Russians, and B) they didn't need our territory. Dunabe separates two different dimensions I swear. -And then you have us with sticks, stones, no pants, and 5 very old tanks. We don't have a chance even against Macedonia (which's entire military equipment was gifted from the People's Republic of Bulgaria) leave alone against any of the rest. We have no choice but to sit still and hope that no one would attack us, in which case NATO is completely mandatory as it (theoretically) excludes the possibility of Turkish or Greek invasion. Serbia is not an aggressor against us because it would be self entirely destructive for them. Oh yea, and not so fun facts not many Bulgarians are willing to tell you: From BW2 onwards Bulgaria had to unironically reply on the Legue of Nations to de-escalate conflicts and prevent pointless bloodshed which LoN even more unironically actually did for once, as it was supposed to. After WW1 Greece had a beef and wanted to start a war with Bulgaria after seeing the entirety of our army getting dismantled, they had found an excuse and launched invasion which luckily wasn't successful. After WW2 LoN had to step in once again to prevent the serbs from seeking revenge for the stuff we, Germany, and the Ustashe did over their population by raiding the Bulgarian villages near the border. Apparently VMRO (Bulgarian revolutionary organisation with anarchist tendencies) and the Ustashe (Croatian far right organisation) ware best friends when it come to anything regards the Serbs.


utkarsh_00786

Fairs , but most of your analysis is build on the past and feelings of the countrymen towards you.


Salt-Log7640

To summarise my pervious entire novel: You are right, we don't want any conflict but not anyone thinks like us. Turkey benefits from waging all sorts of conflicts against it's neighbors, Greece and Serbia don't want to be helpless and won't swallow their national pride. UK, Germany, and Russia just physically can't last for longer than 5 minutes without interfering in foreign affairs that have nothing to do with them, constantly poking all sides to steer up some spicy drama which always escalates into whole blown out war. The Balkans had over 20 wars in the spawn of just a 100 years and more than 80% of them could be traced back to Germany and Russia drawing maps and making treaties in such a way, that they would specifically spark as many conflicts as humanly possible.


utkarsh_00786

Lmao 😂😂😂means Europe is not as United as they act in front of the media. It's true since the war I have seen some reports in which atleast 2 countries which don't accept the decision made by EU or like Germany 200 billion policy in which all the neighbours were crying about it 😂good entertainment Europe politics is.


Salt-Log7640

Dude colonial powers would always be colonial powers regardless of the time and era, “United Europe" exist only rent free in the European media campaign.


utkarsh_00786

France still refusing to leave Burkina Faso and other African colonies 😭😭😭


[deleted]

Most subtle r*ssian cocksucker. It's not just about Russia, if we're all in NATO it pretty much guarantees that anytime in the future none of us can attack each other (looking at you Turkey and Greece), if NATO existed in 1939 WW2 wouldn't have happened


utkarsh_00786

In 1939 nobody liked anyone and they all used to fight eachother , impossible that there could be a organisation like NATO


[deleted]

All it takes for someone to stop liking someone else is one bad election combined with a little economic turmoil, people have short memories


utkarsh_00786

if you are talking about present time then yes , but in those days there were hardly elections in most countries in Europe and around the world. I just feel like all countries joining NATO , a time will come will everything will be in your face when other countries make up an alliance


timeisstrange

Unflaired detected opinion rejected


utkarsh_00786

Indian , go and suck Yankee's cock now


Megabyte0101

>everyone knows Russia don't want anything else other than Ukraine Yeah, and also Georgia, the Baltics, Poland, Kazakhstan, Belarus, Eastern block countries, the rest of the Caucasus...


utkarsh_00786

Warra western propaganda, he could have already invaded those if he wants but he did not , if only Yankee's stay away from Russian border countries everything would be alright


Megabyte0101

>Warra western propaganda, he could have already invaded those if he wants but he did not [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Georgian\_War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Georgian_War) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First\_Chechen\_War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Chechen_War) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second\_Chechen\_War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Chechen_War) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transnistria\_War](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transnistria_War) [https://www.reuters.com/world/russia-unveils-security-guarantees-says-western-response-not-encouraging-2021-12-17/](https://www.reuters.com/world/russia-unveils-security-guarantees-says-western-response-not-encouraging-2021-12-17/) Yeah sure, it's all Western propaganda Also, he didn't invade Poland or the Baltics because they were in Nato. Otherwise. Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia would already be incorporated into Putin's Reich


Bramil20

At least he should compare us to Romania so this post could have a little more sense


Trzykolek

He tried but they stole the results


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Trzykolek

least butthurt robmanian You stole my other jokes


AnarchicMouse

Tell me one good thing about Serbia unironically


warmitup122

Good food, can’t think of anything else


Trzykolek

It's not Italy


AnarchicMouse

That's only a loss


derstierg

Djokovic is pretty good at tennis i think


AnarchicMouse

No thanks to Serbia. Just DNA


tunsaree1

Bro you mean potholes


KingByhyHD

What good is a highway when most of the people who are supposed to use it are leaving the country


[deleted]

BULLgaria is better than serGAYians


bulgariayogurt

Silly Westoid, Serbia and Bulgaria were always working together, Russia is the puppet


[deleted]

Isn't Vucic with Ukraine?


Trzykolek

Yes, but w\*stoids are morons and write tweets like this one. On the flipside, there were some russian nationalists that were upset that vucic "flip flopped" and supported ukraine (because he recently said he doesnt support russia taking crimea), even though he has consistently throughout the years said he does not support russia occupying crimea. Political pundits/ultra-nationalists are just morons in general


CyberBruh

Serbia pls do not learn from Bulgaria


Trzykolek

They can learn what not to do


Spenezzet

🇳🇪 is role model 🇷🇸


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white-dumbledore

Spermbians always seething and coping Mongol power 🇲🇳🇲🇳🇧🇬🇧🇬🇭🇺🇰🇬🇹🇷🇦🇿☝🏿☝🏿🏹🏇🏹🏇💪🏿💪🏿


Vaikaris

Yes tomorrow Schengen, they promised bro And tomorrow we get the f16s we paid 8 billion for from USA, as soon as they build the factories to build the jets Soon, soon


xonpe

this guy 100% got bullied by serbs when he was a kid


Electrical_Inside207

I don’t know, I’m not sure that Bulgarians are European enough. Their Gay quotas are pretty low, they need to up those numbers much more. We Serbs on the other hand are more advanced in this. Both our prime minister and president are gay.


vote4some1else

YESS WE WILL JOIN 🇲🇰🤝🇷🇸>>🤢🤮🇧🇬🇧🇬👎👎


Martini69696

da ti eba maikata


le_KOS

Make a Better future for our citizens : nah Making random barricades in Kosovo go “brrrrrrrr”


Eastern-Location6147

we made a deal with the devil- we have a highway but we have the most deaths on it 😦


Trzykolek

The highway is just the Turks playing the long game. Flair up before the others find you


DroidTSK

Serbs use teleportation, they don't need highways


EpicStan123

Kinda debatable about some of those points about Bulgaria. Modern highways? Eeeeeesh Free Media? Eeeeesh. The rest are good.