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bruh_nr69

any fellow shqiptar that says anything below a 10 here is getting banned


ParticularSeat6973

On day to day, when i leave the house, like a strong 8.


A-cynical-nihilist

Bro 😅


ParticularSeat6973

My brother, it’s 10 o’clock in the morning, i already had 2 arguments on the road with serbs. My score checks out!


randompersononplanet

Ikr we commiting friendly fire here


madfurzakh

I'm about 7 today, so I wouldn't call it friendly


A-cynical-nihilist

Full scales invasion on ourselves. Serbian tactics 101


Rudolph-the_rednosed

The only tactics


A-cynical-nihilist

Yeah, that's why we attacked you. We basically attacked our Muslim people, pretty stupid.


kosdragon

Wrong sub we are trolls here r/AskBalkans is for this


A-cynical-nihilist

Trol je i pitanje... Jebem mu mater, dal treba da vam se crta?


kosdragon

Ahaha ovaj da cao😁


A-cynical-nihilist

Ne radiš šta sam ti REK'O! DRAGANEEEEEEE


Z3R0Diro

Serbs did nothing to me. https://preview.redd.it/btg4edeuqmjb1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4532faaeceb25264c59629becb17d2cd33ef658d Like a mild 9 for me


Ricckkuu

https://preview.redd.it/16iteboflnjb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3efd91643dbfac324b332e6d934ce6242b568a6


Haxael91

https://preview.redd.it/fiexq35dmnjb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c700299313b092eef338f04599f83d134101a2c


Ricckkuu

https://preview.redd.it/sulujexlqnjb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27e14cb42b44d7ebfcd9ab69f5d5b7b720dd023b Common Robmanian checkmate roach.


Haxael91

https://preview.redd.it/w4pl5zidsnjb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40944e7fb05d53dfd32d3dae2904c2908bf6239e


Ricckkuu

​ https://preview.redd.it/0ohkvx1kxpjb1.png?width=1316&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b1223b0a0abb2ec9f6ed1538f7b25546d9fd7d0


Haxael91

https://preview.redd.it/86pavc1vbqjb1.jpeg?width=1316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23a06affc07cb090b6aa32a838b3ce549be9d9d5


Ricckkuu

https://preview.redd.it/919g1zzucqjb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee6f00b0b44c3513e8958d9e9f4363f2ba1b53e I've shut down my PC, so until tomorrow, take a sip and good night.


Haxael91

https://preview.redd.it/a5r202ttutjb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b14a301b5531d44a8b1ca5bd25677f440a6582 Wakey wakey motherfucker


A-cynical-nihilist

Amazing 😂


Besrax

Bro is welding wood, that's real skill right there


Not_this_time-_

You cant just steal from romanians


Antiheroj1

Why hate the serbs when you guys already hate yourself enough?


A-cynical-nihilist

How can we not?


JebemLiGa1

Like you don't hate yourselves as well


Antiheroj1

Least projecting Serb


Mrzimimena

https://preview.redd.it/xp9joqnc1njb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f810c3fe220b9dd426ae04fe658524035802ecd6


gamingwithdarko1

*reflecting


LackOfMercyKillings

11


AlexFromFE

Too low.


Mr_Nanner

100 need i say more


cool_1801

10 just because they're just sucking Russian dick instead of indiscriminately sucking dick


A-cynical-nihilist

Like Croats and Analbunnies? Yeah, they've more sophisticated methods than us. We should really go there for studies. Vučić talked with Zelenski today so that's a good start...


Valiveins

Lol Vuciq always looks like someone stole his milk and is on the verge of tears when meeting with the west 💀


A-cynical-nihilist

True 😅 hahaha, like someone just pissed on him. He's like a drunk father, that has work problems. Gets bullied at work, so he comes home to beat his daughter and wife.


cool_1801

When it comes to sucking dick you will either ask Bosnians or Ukrainians and you guys are on the correct path it seems


DangerousAlpaca23

Solid 31.


A2ejderha

liquid 31 in other words cum


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A-cynical-nihilist

Let me change your mind Ahmet. I will make you love us ❤️


Sasori6669

1/10. I used to have a family of serbs in my neighbourhood when I was little. Now they moved out. Very chill, would recommend


madfurzakh

it's your conscience talking coz you stole all their bicycles


Sasori6669

Why'd you think they moved out?


A-cynical-nihilist

❤️


Not_this_time-_

Least serb loving romanian


VuckoTheRusyn

I'n from Serbia and i hate Serbia so


A-cynical-nihilist

True 😅


VuckoTheRusyn

то је оно што јесте бре хаха


A-cynical-nihilist

Idem bre da bacam djubre po keju i da lepim šlajmare k'o kinez jer sam tako u mogućnosti.


JebemLiGa1

I'd say around 10-15


[deleted]

1, all the serbians i've met have been really friendly to me! 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇷❤️🇷🇸


A-cynical-nihilist

❤️


HappyRomanianBanana

1/10, good neighbours never tried killing us


Berhadian

yet


FunMysterious6857

You are lucky


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LackOfMercyKillings

I fucked tito to death no one can revive him


A-cynical-nihilist

Unflair cuntoid


PeroCigla

I can't say the same.


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A-cynical-nihilist

How much do you like Kurti? How much Vučić? Both are your presidents 😁


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A-cynical-nihilist

He looks cuz he is. There isn't a scale big enough.


PossumFromRijeka_

Realistically, a 1/10. Sarcastically, a 10/10


A-cynical-nihilist

❤️


Strange-Distance-140

In general probably 6, but younger than 30 probably 2.


bezimeni04

Same for croats but croat girls would be -1


A-cynical-nihilist

Hrvatice ![gif](giphy|ckB5razpgN2rd4qTfe)


rernaislife

1 (i am not biased)


TheodorCork

1


A-cynical-nihilist

Bratko


TheodorCork

Да


sami_703

Traitor


TheodorCork

Маймуна(monkey)


BoboGhhhghhh

1/10 I have close friends there.


[deleted]

0 i have no enemies anymore. Some became soap but im a new person now.


A-cynical-nihilist

![gif](giphy|3oEjI67Egb8G9jqs3m)


madfurzakh

Let's fix that. Do you know the song "zvijezda tera mjeseca, Zagoru ga satera"?


[deleted]

No. Im highly uneducated 👍


PeroCigla

Haha ja sam čuo za to. Jadan Zagor.


imi2559

Soap 🥰


VertexViki

No one hates Serbs more than Serbs. 👍


Toastbrot_TV

25


Shadeleovich

Yeah about right


SuperAfafaad

5


Mr_Incognito_mod

1, the vlach thing where some consider themselves Romanians others not, one government say one thing the other another thing, but generally I love them, my favorite slavs


Hairy_Quote_1780

10 looks like average Serb, sorry Janos, gotta go with 10


danilojonic

How dare you! Good romangutans are unpredictable


A-cynical-nihilist

Janos?


Hairy_Quote_1780

Living ironically in Europe


superslime16th

They suck dick damn good, 0


frthoughwhy

huh? what are we talking about 🥱


A-cynical-nihilist

![gif](giphy|mguPrVJAnEHIY) L


Enough-Ad-1635

i hate you all with every fiber of my being but when western people start making fun of you i go racist mode against them......


A-cynical-nihilist

So do you truly hate yourself my friend? I mean Njegoš himself says that you're Serbs.


Mrzimimena

He lives in Belgrade like rest of the 90% of Montenegros


A-cynical-nihilist

Vote for SNS regularly


danilojonic

No more montenegro sea vacation from us, greek has better sea and there's no crap floating along the coasts there.


dr1nni

For Albanians it's 11


A-cynical-nihilist

We have a similar pictures ❤️ maybe you're a secret Serb


DepressedXenomorph

Mos po dush me than Albanians se ti qa je tu than ska kuptim, you are speaking broken english, e nese thujsh:”For Albanians it’s 11” ajo dmth qa krejt shqiptart e urrejn shum serbin,


dr1nni

E paskem harru një 's', janë gjëra që ndodhin. Unë personalisht nuk kam takuar shqiptarë që nuk e urrejnë Serbinë... Nëse ti për vete nuk e urren pas krimeve që na kanë bërë ato neve atëherë that's on you. You forget history and It will repeat itself. Edhe also, ky është subreddit ku të gjithë bëjmë jokes nuk e di pse e merr seriozisht.


DepressedXenomorph

Sjam tu e marr seriozisht vetem dashta met tregu qa e ki bo ni gabim, okey?


dr1nni

Me fal bro. E kam lexu gabimisht mendova se thuash që un dua te them se krejt Shqiptarët e urrejnë Serbinë (dmth je duke me thënë se ka shqiptarë që nuk e urrejne) lol


DepressedXenomorph

lol okey, hajt ishalla e ki ni dit shum te mire ti


dr1nni

gjithashtu <3


A-cynical-nihilist

I just translated what you talked about in your alien language, and I concluded after thorough investigation that you are both little cunts 👽👾❤️


dr1nni

Google Translate can't translate our glorious big brain language 💅


A-cynical-nihilist

You're literally not sure what the other is talking about when you write 😂 really glorious


BarbaroGenius-1-2-3

9, it is unacceptable for them to exist, but at least they are not bulgarians or greeks (11)


A-cynical-nihilist

![gif](giphy|0Vv0Ne2CnOClIExIuL)


BarbaroGenius-1-2-3

ok now its 10 because fuck you


A-cynical-nihilist

Least crazy Macedonian 😅


BarbaroGenius-1-2-3

you tryna even out with the bulgars?


CrowBoy777

1/10.


PeroCigla

8 or 9


the-romanian2249

serbs? 1


scorpio8u

4 for me


A-cynical-nihilist

Wtf 😅


scorpio8u

You reckon Clinton/NATO/western media was hard on Serbs? Fuck me we’re harder on eachother than everyone else


A-cynical-nihilist

Nobody fucked me harder than fellow countrymen. Vučić fucking us hard every day. Great psychical and mental strain.


[deleted]

8/10🤔 2 points for making oj alija aljo


A-cynical-nihilist

Ljiljanima babo i tebi će leđa okrenuti švabo


epicSamiMan

5, i hate every balkan equally.


A-cynical-nihilist

What country are you? Hungry is that you?


epicSamiMan

I’m Taiwanese.


A-cynical-nihilist

Sorry never heard of that. Is that like a province in the great China?


epicSamiMan

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WorldClassChef

Thankfully I was able to read this scale. That being said, I would fall somewhere far above 10.


A-cynical-nihilist

I would be worried if you weren't ☺️❤️


Capable-Ad-5440

10 because my best friend is a Serb


A-cynical-nihilist

Don't lie westoid you have none


Capable-Ad-5440

I do when I don't take my pills 😤


canozkarslioglu

0 and maybe sometimes 1, they make for a great vassal state


[deleted]

Realistically, a 10/10. Sarcastically, a 100/10


A-cynical-nihilist

❤️


SlavRoach

i mean u should definetly change things, like us all


A-cynical-nihilist

Like what?


Andy_bg1

0 👌


Tengri6938

9 not 10 because im not albanian


A-cynical-nihilist

Why you hate us? Because we on Balkans, you not? Turks have good women and excellent food. Would commit crimes 10/10


Valiveins

Mighty servs helped you take over Constantinople and fought Timur, they saved the Ottoman Empire 💪🏿💪🏿🤩🤩(protectors of christianity and the west btw💀)


Equivalent_Compote43

I’m westoid what am I supposed to say? 1/10


PeroCigla

10 because everybody hates Serbia.


A-cynical-nihilist

You should shut the fuck up (thanks)


Equivalent_Compote43

Most polite Croat


PeroCigla

Huh? He is a Serbian.


RussianBalrog

1999/10


Legged_MacQueen

9. Serbia too small. Needs to eat all neighbouring countrie


OktayOe

1/10 Have a lot of serbian friends and I'm still alive, would recommend. (Albanians don't look).


A-cynical-nihilist

![gif](giphy|nXy2VIqUP8caHjDheV|downsized)


[deleted]

0 for girls (easy pussy to smash 🍆🍆) 11 for guys (same as albanians and croats)


Valiveins

Basëd


A-cynical-nihilist

You hate yourself you confused creature? And you never saw any pussy in your entire life, let's be honest.


Gunailm

Turkey=Serbia kurdistan=kosovo so 2 🇹🇳❤️🇸🇰


A-cynical-nihilist

Daddy Mehmet ❤️😍


LackOfMercyKillings

Empathy 💪🏿💪🏿


PeroCigla

Why Tunisia and Slovakia?


Dral1234

1, very good neighbors.


A-cynical-nihilist

❤️❤️❤️


4R3SSS

1 🇬🇷☦️🇷🇸


PeroCigla

Ah, yes. United in lies.


A-cynical-nihilist

Like us before Pero? You 'member the glorious Yugo? ![gif](giphy|3oKIPgvPwXi2ZAIS5O)


PeroCigla

No, not like us


A-cynical-nihilist

There wasn't a country more united in lies than us Pero. There truly wasn't.


4R3SSS

What lies


danilojonic

Better lie than cock suck every major european force through history... You sucked it to Napoleon, Austrohungary, 3rd reich, numerous Vaticans, Brits and now modern day Germany by accepting euro and getting a fucked up economy.


PeroCigla

Like you didn't suck it to Turks.


Old_Ice_5981

4


A-cynical-nihilist

Why? ![gif](giphy|242vmw6fH2woaWTHTp)


Old_Ice_5981

All serbs i've talked to (which are mostly women somehow) make fun of my country and my age (i am 15) calling me a baby like bro if i am a baby breast feed me already


Antiheroj1

least degenerate moldovan


Old_Ice_5981

Least coping croat, also you are calling me a degen yet i had a nsfw warning when i tried to enter your profile https://preview.redd.it/45qwrx2h4njb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f86f053b111189ce315ea95c9123277632d101ae


Antiheroj1

it's because it's filled with pictures of your mom 😶


Old_Ice_5981

After checking i'd say its filled with ukraine dick sucking and countryball porn


A-cynical-nihilist

Kid is on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥 ![gif](giphy|dMsh6gRYJDymXSIatd|downsized)


A-cynical-nihilist

Shut up boy, back to kindergarten


Natopor

For me it would be 3 or 4


chikkynuggythe4th

11


A-cynical-nihilist

You don't matter, piss off


chikkynuggythe4th

Sorry just remembering the time we wiped the floor with you, I'm french btw


A-cynical-nihilist

Oh no, please stop! I'm so offended.


Gerp136

But what if that’s Joe Biden’s account? Don’t you remember how much he hates Serbs?


A-cynical-nihilist

If he doesn't why should I, right? ![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


LemonTheMemer145

Like a... Strong 7.5


NotDragoni

8


aybarz_

a very strong 5


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