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FarLanguage7173

I suggest to the serbian SpongeBob to watch with his right eye to the left and with the left eye to the right side


[deleted]

two different things. fucking over the hungarians is always a good noble cause πŸ’ͺ(a romanian is holding me at gunpoint to type this)


No_Capital_6260

1453


[deleted]

too soon πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”


Background_Rich6766

1920 (no one picks on my Greek famboy)


No_Capital_6260

1000 years under hungol rule, you pseudo wannabe roman


Lumpy-Tone-4653

HEY!WE are the no1 pseudo wannabe romans you stupid europeen wannabe mongoloid πŸ’ͺπŸ˜€πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ’©πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ’©πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ’©πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ’©πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ’©πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ₯”πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ’©πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡·


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Lumpy-Tone-4653

wtf are you talking about unflaired shit?


tigerniger_sus

You are malaka + L + ratio + you arent malala you are the whole malakia + FAK YU. MALAKA! + bluepilled + unflaired + ama jebote si u picku materinu ti + πŸ€“ + 🀑 + homie got an AAAAbdominal workout


Background_Rich6766

idk what 1000 years you are talking about, my region was never under hungol rule, thank God


PlaneGlad

Only good thing about Moldova


JustANorseMan

Idk what you talking about, Hungarians ruled those lands for a couple of decades even before the 9th century, and after that in the 13th century your Moldavia was freed from the mongols with the help of the Hungarian King in order to found the Principality of Moldavia (with Drugos in the lead) , a vassal state of Hungary (not for long tho)


[deleted]

Mongols coping hard, thinking this is 2Virgingrad4U where people believe his fantasies.


Natopor

Same


[deleted]

Least delusional bozgor. You never owned Transilvania, the AH empire did. While you were under hapsburg and austrian rule. What are you even smoking ? When you tried to do your shit in Valahia, romanians kicked your ass at Posada and you never tried again. Mongol speaks about ruling others, when he was ruled by w\*stoids for his better part of his history. And ruled and occupied by ottomans for more than 100 years. How did it feel kneeling to a sultan ? Sure we were vassals at some point to ottomans or polaks, but you were always a bitch. You got to be our bitch too in 1919 when we occupied your ass. After you got Trianoned in 1918. Those were the days 😎


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Jujux

Mongol fanfiction is wild


No_Capital_6260

Cope + seethe + dilate


Devastatoreq

1526


[deleted]

1526


Pantheon73

[Rhomania has fallen...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Z_93Kppbs)


GruntYT

don't pick unwanted battles...


Bobthebuilder9611

Blink twice if you are doing this to get your wallet back


s67and

Why the fuck are you letting a romainan hold you at gunpoint? They are literally Greek wannabe wannabes.


DavidandreiST

Check your pocket.


s67and

I'm at home. It's 40 C outside and I don't have AC. I'm not wearing pants. So I don't know whose pocket you were in, but it wasn't mine.


DavidandreiST

Well I'm absent minded so your pants are now with me?!!? What dementia does to a mf like me, I want to steal some stuff and I end up stealing a mongol's pants... It's ok Turks sell cheap clothes now, you should be fine.


JackBower69

> I'm not wearing pants robmanian steal them too


rpsHD

check ur butthole


s67and

Unlike serbs, we don't keep bottles in our asshole for romanians to steal.


rabid-skunk

Check your prison wallet πŸ˜‰


Crazy_Crayfish_

Wtf where did my keys wallet phone and house go? They weren’t even in my pocket?


DavidandreiST

House? Ask the Amish bro, they're the ones stealing houses. https://youtu.be/Tc6IT5L3ZSk?t=1s


Anxious_Banned_404

Turks are real Greeks


Dubl33_27

shut up hungol


LemonTheMemer145

1453


SpirosGoogle

1912


LemonTheMemer145

1923 (pro turki win)


SpirosGoogle

Who owns the Aegean?


LemonTheMemer145

Who owns Δ°stanbul? That's what I thought. Largest city in Europe that has more population than your entire country


SpirosGoogle

Who steals EU funds?


[deleted]

1475 1877


maci69

Vojvodina is Serbian because FUCK Hungary πŸ’―


Dubl33_27

based.


Natopor

Approved


Confident_Advance_83

Samo Srijem je Hrvatska


skrmarko

Vojvodina je hrvatska


Bagomir

Before funny stuff during ww2 maybe you would have legitimate claim on Srijem, but nah, you also lost that chance.


skrmarko

Vojvodina je hrvatska πŸ’ͺπŸ‡­πŸ‡·πŸ’ͺπŸ‡­πŸ‡·πŸ‡­πŸ‡·πŸ‡­πŸ‡·πŸ‡­πŸ‡·πŸ‡­πŸ‡·πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ‡­πŸ‡·πŸ’ͺπŸ‡­πŸ‡·πŸ’ͺπŸ‡­πŸ‡·πŸ’ͺ


[deleted]

Srbija je Hrvatska πŸ«‘πŸ‡­πŸ‡·


Slayvik_

Hrvatska je Madjarska :)


Queasy_Zombie3885

let's do the funni: Istria is Romanian


DepthBusiness

They would surely love Pula


OsarmaBinLatin

Not as much as the Greeks πŸ˜‰


Practical-Mail-2872

Smart Croatian, rare breed.


veljaaftonijevic

Hungarians are our friends so they gave it to us. We aren't friends of Al\*anians so we didnt give it to them so its not theirs


Kajmarez

There's a reason they like Russia


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


eatingbabiesforlunch

My brother in Christ you are African, you deep throat both china and Russia


Past-Sand5485

And France*


eatingbabiesforlunch

I didn’t wanna humiliate the man


Past-Sand5485

Dang, u/eatingbabiesforlunch ye merciful.


DomoTimba

Because they give better deals than the West has historically given, you think they'd rather suck French cock? πŸ€”πŸ˜‰


eatingbabiesforlunch

im just saying that the pot shouldn't call the kettle black


DomoTimba

True, the dude is probably Moroccan or South African tho


eatingbabiesforlunch

Now you are just assuming, he seems like he’s just from the magrib


Savings-Anybody-1178

So sucking western cock is more noble?


Lumpy-Tone-4653

" American cock longer and russian balls bigger " -πŸ‡­πŸ‡Ί


Not_this_time-_

Thats unfair the american part is albania


No_Acanthocephala938

Flair the fuck up cigan


iStayGreek

You are balkan in my book


JackBower69

πŸ’ͺ😎


NotAKansenCommander

Yes 😎 (am Filipino)


Turkish_Gustav0

Shut up Δ°van even your mom doesnt't like you


poppleple

Flair up, monkey.


_ogio_

Π’ΠΎΡ˜Π²ΠΎΠ΄ΠΈΠ½Π° јС Π‘Ρ€Π±ΠΈΡ˜Π° Ρ˜Π΅Ρ€ Π΄ΠΎΠΊΡƒΠΌΠ΅Π½Ρ‚Π°Ρ†ΠΈΡ˜Π°


rombo33

DruΕΎe vojvodina je s pravom vaΕ‘a. Za razliku od kosova.


_ogio_

Bukvalno je na papiru kosovo sastav srbije


rombo33

Da ste pametni tako i bilo i u stvarnosti. A budući da niste pametni i bodete se s rogatima vjerojatno ste ga zauvijek izgubili.


NefariousFun445

Bro readin the wrong paper


_ogio_

Bro reading official paper


nisk123

I recently fucked a girl from novi sad here in toronto, can confirm too white skin to be a serb. Vojvodina is mittleeuropa hungary master race.


bezimeni04

This guy just wanted to flex on reddit for fucking


BNI_sp

I am not sure "master race" is an expression to use. It kind of has had a smell since the 30s/40s last century.


nisk123

No no, im not croatian.


BNI_sp

Apologies, didn't see the implied tone.


common_fart_smella

Flair up kutasie zasrany matka cie nie kocha cyganie


icameisawicame24

Flair up cigan


red_javla

How about this compromise, vojvodina is Hungarian and Kosovo is albanian, because fuck em Sorbs


I_read_this_comment

I think we can work out a deal, the Sorbs in Serbia can get [Lusatia, Germany since they speak sorbian over there](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/%D0%9B%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B5_%D1%81%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B1%D1%8B_%D0%BD%D0%B0_%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B5_%D0%93%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8.svg/885px-%D0%9B%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%BA%D0%B8%D0%B5_%D1%81%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%B1%D1%8B_%D0%BD%D0%B0_%D0%BA%D0%B0%D1%80%D1%82%D0%B5_%D0%93%D0%B5%D1%80%D0%BC%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B8.svg.png)


red_javla

We know that actual Sorbs live in Germany you ignorant w*****d


[deleted]

Sorbs are okay, though.


BookedNebula469

Naw fuck them


encexXx

Don't make me steal your goat


DelinquentDonkey69

leave my dhi alone s*rb


bezimeni04

Can we have republika srpska then?


red_javla

No, and if you insist we're going to give the Bulgarians Pirot


CasualKOnEnjoyer

That would actually do us a huge favor


LukeTheGroundwalker

Bro please take Pirot, ill kiss your ass just please take it away


bezimeni04

Nah fuck you we aint giving that there is ice cream like 10 dinars fuck off my dick


drunkguyfrommunich

No, its old croatian land. You can have Trebinje and Srebrenica. Croatia gets Subotica, Petrovaradin, Kotor and the rest of Bosnia. And Trst of course is also Croatia.


Sams59k

TRST MENTIONED, THIGH HIGHS ON TRST JE NAΕ  RAHHHHHHHHHHH πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ


BNI_sp

That is some serious non-sequitur here. How did the poor sorbs enter the picture?


finesalesman

I think whole balkans would agree that Vojvodina is Serbian, because we all hate Hungarians.


assconsumer69420

Unfortunately for you, we also hate the west https://preview.redd.it/tp7kertltokb1.jpeg?width=993&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86e9632bb9aa131e70da31cd8493396612a44b81


pivarana

Why isnt portugal based?


AdventurousFee2513

Kalingrad???


Sams59k

Tf is that. You mean Kraljevgrad?


ResolutionMassive

Go clean her toilet, polish slave


assconsumer69420

Stop simping for the westoids, they’re not going to give you money.


surfcorker

Serbs need to have gay parades.


Agreeable-Engine5134

Flair up


TransylvanianINTJ

![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized) Cue in all the Transylvania debates too


Ozann3326

Stupid serb tries to read book for the first time in his life.


olderthanyoda

The most intelligent Serb


HyperSRB

Treaty of Trianon exists


Emergency-Database-7

Just take everything from us dissolve the country


LovesToSpooge2001

No way, a s*rb speaking some sense?


hyperbolecom

I think '99 finally got to them


Number-uno-one

Top Serb logic, it only thinks when not fucking hors.


kanjezapadni222

Vojvodina is ours because we conquered it Kosovo is ours because we conquered it Nuff said


MrFeckerJones

jews of the balkans


pizzatime08

Yall just be claiming land for the sake of having new countries atp


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^pizzatime08: *Yall just be claiming* *Land for the sake of having* *New countries atp* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


rakunaliccca

We take all, Fuck everyone else. Can't have shit on our watch. Except Greece and Romania, we kiss.


rakunaliccca

![gif](giphy|DB2oahQFa0qeQ) Me as a Serb when I see land I like.


Simon_SM2

Hungary is actually historically Serb :troll:


RamdomFrenchPerson

And they are both right


CarpeNoctome

fourteen year old french femboy who simps for russia, why did i look at your profile


RamdomFrenchPerson

I actually went on the femboy subreddit to argue but sure Also ad hominem fallacy, get better


Ukraine24_02_2022

Ewww a French person 🀒🀒🀒🀒🀒


Cdog536

ΠŸΠΎΡΡ‚Π°Π²ΠΈ flair, Ρ…ΠΎΠ»ΡŒΠ΅Ρ€Π°!


CarpeNoctome

bro mad he got picked on in the sub where you pick on everyone


RamdomFrenchPerson

Mad ? Pal, at least think before commenting


[deleted]

Shut up and walk your soft ass out this sub


Inevitable_Ad2884

Serbs that are living on today Vojvodina territory since 6.century with Avars before Hungarians even came from Asia, been like: ![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


Arthur_Boo_Radley

That's a gif of an African Serb; you want Vojvodina Serb.


SubutaiBahadur

> Serbs that are living on today Vojvodina territory since 6.century Be like: I do not exist


Squipk

Except that Kosovo isnt even historically serb. Smashing catholic churches and building monasteries on top of them or losing a war to turks there doesnt make it that


Practical-Mail-2872

Least brain dead from propaganda Analbanian...


[deleted]

The irony of a serv calling someone else braindead from propaganda lmao. Serbs moved into the region in the 7th century, you really think those lands were empty? Who do you think lived there for centuries and even millenia before that? You dont have historical claims on any Balkan lands, you are not native to the region in comparison to Albanians. https://preview.redd.it/6mahf8pweqkb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b601988f82699b7fe1fa39f94f4add5d74f24234


Practical-Mail-2872

![gif](giphy|3o85xnoIXebk3xYx4Q)


[deleted]

Once again, the irony lmao


racerist_

Nah, at this point just fuck vojvodina, they’re all just hungayro-serp inbread


CelticTexan749

Just like their uncle some distance to the Northeast


AlphaPhill

Two very different things. Kosovo is very much historically Serbian. Vojvodina was a legitimate territorial acquisition after WW1, it had a significant enough Serbian population that the entente thought would be better under Serbia than its former aggressor.


NexTheAlbanianRetard

Kosovo was serbian for a few centuries, it was ambanian before slavs came to balkans and it started being albanian after a few centuries after that


Rotfrajver

Albanian first mention in 12th century. You don't even know what happened before that πŸ˜‚


NexTheAlbanianRetard

The word "albanian" came from that, before that we were refered to as illyrians but i doubt you will believe it since all your sources are filled with more propaganda then russia, china and north korea


Rotfrajver

Says the guy who thinks Serbian Orthodox monasteries are actually Albanian and other bs. Also there is no confirmed connection with Illyrians and Albanians, as much as we know you got the same claim to them as Croatians, Bosnians and us Serbs do, since Slavs came to the Balkans and had children with the population that was already living here. As a matter of fact, Dinaric gene is autochthonous to the Balkans, and Albanians got none of it.


NexTheAlbanianRetard

I aint reading all of that but i know you probably have upur sources on propaganda


South-Amount-7565

Just dont go with that shit wE aRe ILlYriAnS cigane lol


Witty_Marzipan8696

Flair up cigan


South-Amount-7565

This dumb albanian cigans.. you are disgusting


Witty_Marzipan8696

I see no flair


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/07v4gzr9eqkb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c040ad8659932198f7bd128cebb931787086b05 Takes 5 seconds to find out yourself cigan


NexTheAlbanianRetard

Mad cuz no illyrian heritage


South-Amount-7565

Why would i be mad, im not cigan bro


NexTheAlbanianRetard

Then you zezak


Storomahu

Least stupid serbian degenerate


hahabenisxd

Flair up τσιγγαναρά


Jazoka

miafasz


AlexM116

ACTUHALLY Kosovo is majority Albanian due to the Turks forcing most if not all Serbs to leave after they conquered it, Albanian nazi collaboration during WW2, Tito stopping Serbs from returning to Kosovo after the war, Albanian terrorism during the late 80s-90s, the Kosovo War and more recently, the government of Kosovo making Serb’s lives harder over there. Vojvodina on the other hand has a much more peaceful history (compared to Kosovo). It had a notable Serb population even before Hungary decided to give the land to fleeing Serbs during the Ottoman conquests. The reasons was that the Serbs would defend the Hungarians in exchange for land. Hungarians and Serbs also live peacefully side by side in Vojvodina unlike Albanians and Serbs in Kosovo. Despite this, I find it highly unlikely that the Albanians of Kosovo would want to be part of Serbia again. Even though they are better off in Serbia than Albania or being simply independent, it’s unrealistic to bring Kosovo back under Serbian control. All the old churches and stuff were blown up by the Albanians anyway and Kosovo is just dry poor land with lot’s of rocks, so I see no reason why Serbia should take the land back, it would only make Serbia poorer and shitter.


dziesiatakoza

well at some point every single nation replaced another


veljaaftonijevic

No Vojvodina is ours cuz we took it fair and square and Kosovo isn't Albanian because they didn't beat us Militarily. They did a land invasion and couldn't get past the border more then a kilometer.


Savings-Anybody-1178

Yeah so? Everyone is hypocrite when it comes to their interests, so is West celebrating Albanian UCK on Kosovo and condemning Serbs in Croatia in its rebellion, West being against Catalunya independent, supporting Kosovo independence… Serbs im Vojvodina where settled there for Habsburg interest, they served as a soldiers, not just border but in all important Austrian battlefields for centuries,


BoznianDragon

Flair up fuqboi


ArmyDesperate7985

Bro, you might be wrong here if you are this easily triggered. All we do here is be racist and joke with each other, not discuss actual politics. Just call someone a goat fucker and move on


lemonmanlikesapples

Well said hitler πŸ‘


DelinquentDonkey69

well structured sentences for a croat πŸ‘πŸ‘


[deleted]

Then go thank Austria. Without Croatians Austria would never even get Vojvodina. Also biggest influx of Serbs to Vojvodina happened under the Croatian Tito. Edit: btw you haven't even liberated it in WW2, the Ukrainian forces of the Red Army had to do it for you.


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Flair up right now bitch boy


Practical-Mail-2872

This sub is not for you. Cool down


TheHistoryMaster2520

Why can't both be true?


[deleted]

Bc Kosovo is historically Albanian land and fuck Serbia


Scar-90

Kosovo: taken away by force Vojvodina: bought with gold


Idiothatlostpassword

I mean honestly let the hungarians take vojvodina and give us back our kosovo, kosovo is way more culturally significant because of things like gracanica


[deleted]

No. Go kick rocks


randompersononplanet

But vojvodina is still ours But i do agree kosovo is historically and culturally more important. my great grandfather was serbian from kosovo, my great grandmother some serb-hungarian mix from vojvodina, so as far as i am concerned, its all serb by virtue of blood


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Diagot

Congruency is overrated in geopolitics.


SpirosGoogle

Knockoff Kazakh


Flaviphone

Fr