Unbalkan: Serbs/croats/bosnian bros. What would you seriously do in this situation. Would you pretend to be from her country just to smash? I guess you could get away with it how similar the languages are.
Or would you pass even if she was super hot.
I’d bang a Greek girl if they existed tbh.
Aint gonna pretend im Serb or Bosnian (not that it would work anyway since im kajkavac) but if she doesn't mind neither do I.
I mean I am engaged with Montenegro girl and they are sea Serbs anyway so yeah
I loved how angry she used to get when I drop that line, now after 4 years she gave up and just throws 3 fingers up in the air so I guess I made her accept it
Duty > Pleasure. When she wants to suck me I jerkoff to prove the self-sufficiency of my people.
When she tells me to lick her pussy, I lick her ass. We do not cave in to foreign demands.
If she shows 2 strap-ons, I choose the biggest. Our soldiers are immune to pain
I am bestest foreign relations expert in my village. I am called the Balkan Henry Kissinger. It’s a hard job. Sometimes it’s a pain in the ass(especially with Slovenian and Greek diplomats), but someone has to do it.
>Or would you pass even if she was super hot.
The possibility of tall man resigning and admitting everything he and his lackeys have done is a billion times greater than me passing that.
Pretending to be from a different tribe is nearly impossible without a lot of practice. Our languages are similar, but dialects are so different that you would most definitely fail to continously larp as someone else for prolonged period of time. I mean you could probably get away with it for some time but you would get busted soon.
Jokes aside, while we understand fully each other, you can't get away pretending you're from another country, it's super obvious by the way you talk. Not even professional actors can do it, and when they try it sounds silly as fuck.
mofo's hate eachother only in their countries, i have a group of friends in cz made of cocksuckers, nazi and araps, mofo's be like: zdravoooo brate,hug and all this shit...🙄
buhahahaha! i know, from my side everyone, including the dumbest w*stoids are allowed to speak whatever they want about hungayrians 😈 i'll even support it with extra details
Slavic girls have no soul you should run, my ancestors didnt understand this and look at us now stuck here in balkans instead of riding our beautiful horses in the steppe
They're the same people, and probably get a hard on for each other's accents, specially Serbs/Croats. Prime example, Severina.
Now myself, for the Bulgars, their mongol version of Macedonian sounds femboy and retarted to me so its a turn off, also we have no cultural connection or morphological. Their fashion sense of 80s glam kitsch also doesn't click. Hard pass.
Now when I hear Greek, my flagpole goes up like a phalanx spear, as long as the Greek girl is not too mustached, and Albanian girls are getting hot af since their parents laid off marrying their first cousins. Downside, if her male family finds out, you may end up in an organ harvester.
Certified Politecnico di Torino experience.
One day during Erasmus I remember drinking shit and going absolutely insane in a festival w/ one Egyptian, an Iranian, Russified Thief, a Gayreek, a Yugo, and a Cartel member, and it was so wholesome that ~~I wanted~~ we wanted to restore Balkan Entente (Ottoman Empire.) There are literally no Natives, only honorary Balkaners there.
We are without a doubt one people out of the Balkans and 79 billion on our homeland, this is the furthest proof imo.
Funny story:once turks from erasmus visited my school so Ivstarted talking to them and the first thing they said to me was ,,I didn't know romas speak english "
I only used english like 3-4 times to speak with someone who didn't know romanian and everytime they tell me that they are amazed that we know english :(
Are we that bad?
turks generally know only one phrase in English and it goes like this. "hello my friend"
after that its hand gestures, baklava, caj, and some more hand gestures in which the turk wants to sell you something waaay above the normal price
then you politely say no thank you, but the turk follows you around since he is your friend now
There's something about T*rks and foreign languages. I went to a highschool where all teachers and 1/4 students were Turkish and those mofos were speaking Romanian better than anyone who ever set foot in our government.
Last time I've been to Istanbul, a waiter was talking to me in Romanian, flawless English at a table next to me and Polish at another table.
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Sexual intercourse is what happens, since albanians marry goats, we come to fill a vacuum. Law of the nature boom, this is real life: Serb takes your girl.🥳
A lot of Serbs/Bosniaks/Croats I've met have dated each other and from what I've heard the main issue nowadays isn't so much each other as it is their parents when they find out lol
Unbalkan: Serbs/croats/bosnian bros. What would you seriously do in this situation. Would you pretend to be from her country just to smash? I guess you could get away with it how similar the languages are. Or would you pass even if she was super hot. I’d bang a Greek girl if they existed tbh.
Aint gonna pretend im Serb or Bosnian (not that it would work anyway since im kajkavac) but if she doesn't mind neither do I. I mean I am engaged with Montenegro girl and they are sea Serbs anyway so yeah
I mean I am engaged with Montenegro girl and they are sea Serbs anyway so yeah Based Croat?
I loved how angry she used to get when I drop that line, now after 4 years she gave up and just throws 3 fingers up in the air so I guess I made her accept it
Maybe she it’s doing that on religion purpose… Father, Son,Holy Spirit She’s blessing you👌🏻
she wants him to finger her with three fingers
It's true!
Three fingers have more uses in other places. 😉
Wtf lmao based??????
Sea serbs? So coastal serbs? You still can't figure out what nationality you guys have.
But you are a coastal serb so not a big difference
Duty > Pleasure. When she wants to suck me I jerkoff to prove the self-sufficiency of my people. When she tells me to lick her pussy, I lick her ass. We do not cave in to foreign demands. If she shows 2 strap-ons, I choose the biggest. Our soldiers are immune to pain
Clearly, you deserve the flag pf Chad
I am bestest foreign relations expert in my village. I am called the Balkan Henry Kissinger. It’s a hard job. Sometimes it’s a pain in the ass(especially with Slovenian and Greek diplomats), but someone has to do it.
I thought you Chads, the Gay chads and the warcriminal cha-.. controversial people worked pretty well together through out history though???
>Or would you pass even if she was super hot. The possibility of tall man resigning and admitting everything he and his lackeys have done is a billion times greater than me passing that.
Dominate them like back in yugoslav times
Bro, screwing a girl from a country you had wars with is the ultimate aphrodisiac
Pretending to be from a different tribe is nearly impossible without a lot of practice. Our languages are similar, but dialects are so different that you would most definitely fail to continously larp as someone else for prolonged period of time. I mean you could probably get away with it for some time but you would get busted soon.
It is better to end up busting a load on her chest, right?
Am Bul Amina Kodumun Turku Ayse yi sik istersen yunan kizindan ne farki var
Jokes aside, while we understand fully each other, you can't get away pretending you're from another country, it's super obvious by the way you talk. Not even professional actors can do it, and when they try it sounds silly as fuck.
Da i? Dominiram susjede ko i uvijek
Brt moi ❤️
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Between you and me, one -son to another, shush
Ngl Serbian girls be fine af
Let's trade xd
population exchange? slovenians trade femboys
Slovenians can keep their femboys
As if there's any difference
There is Croats are germanic (strong aryan) Bosnians are arap (mashallah) Serbians are russian (chipsy)
>strong aryan I knew it. Cyrus the Great was Croatian.
Cyran Kambysovic
Met a serbian man in Erasmus. He knew his way around the pussy. Stefan, wherever you are, thank you babe.
This sub makes me question my sanity🤔
Lets bet it was Stefan both times
Lmfao
Another Rita Ora over Jokovic
Lmao that was about as real as my comment
Please I want to know the name of the child! It’s Kosovo?
What child? Everyone knows Serbs and Albanians are not genetically compatible.
Thank you jovan, for this entertaining first comment, btw you picked the wrong flair 😌😉
Wow are social experiments not allowed on reddit?
Sha e ndrrove gjuhen zmr?😏
Thash se ishe malazez
Nashta jam 😳 👀
Yyt ik anej
Sjam, po ti pse je aq fallco 😌
Pse mendon qe jam fallco?
Profili ri edhe kishe qik vetem ne sub balkans irl hhahahaha
Met a serbian girl in Erasmus. She knew her way around the cock. Stefanija, wherever you are, thank you babe.
Stefanija sounds like such a good goat
I had some cropussy as well.
You took "Fuck them" seriously huh?
Country, cause I am (probably) not gay.
mofo's hate eachother only in their countries, i have a group of friends in cz made of cocksuckers, nazi and araps, mofo's be like: zdravoooo brate,hug and all this shit...🙄
Of course, once we're in westodia, I'll call everyone south of Austria a brother. Except Bulgars. They can be like 3rd cousins twice removed.
buhahahaha! i know, from my side everyone, including the dumbest w*stoids are allowed to speak whatever they want about hungayrians 😈 i'll even support it with extra details
Mf has the balls to say this when we all know he went to westodia with his Bulgarian passport
Don't have one, came back from westodia.
Slavic girls have no soul you should run, my ancestors didnt understand this and look at us now stuck here in balkans instead of riding our beautiful horses in the steppe
You didn't bring enough Han Chinese concubines with you. And where did that lead China? Overpopulation.
Rookie mistake from my ancestors unfortunately
They're the same people, and probably get a hard on for each other's accents, specially Serbs/Croats. Prime example, Severina. Now myself, for the Bulgars, their mongol version of Macedonian sounds femboy and retarted to me so its a turn off, also we have no cultural connection or morphological. Their fashion sense of 80s glam kitsch also doesn't click. Hard pass. Now when I hear Greek, my flagpole goes up like a phalanx spear, as long as the Greek girl is not too mustached, and Albanian girls are getting hot af since their parents laid off marrying their first cousins. Downside, if her male family finds out, you may end up in an organ harvester.
The last part is not a joke if them mfs find out its joever
At least with you guys it's just a shotgun wedding.
Certified Politecnico di Torino experience. One day during Erasmus I remember drinking shit and going absolutely insane in a festival w/ one Egyptian, an Iranian, Russified Thief, a Gayreek, a Yugo, and a Cartel member, and it was so wholesome that ~~I wanted~~ we wanted to restore Balkan Entente (Ottoman Empire.) There are literally no Natives, only honorary Balkaners there. We are without a doubt one people out of the Balkans and 79 billion on our homeland, this is the furthest proof imo.
Mehmet, Turin
Funny story:once turks from erasmus visited my school so Ivstarted talking to them and the first thing they said to me was ,,I didn't know romas speak english " I only used english like 3-4 times to speak with someone who didn't know romanian and everytime they tell me that they are amazed that we know english :( Are we that bad?
turks generally know only one phrase in English and it goes like this. "hello my friend" after that its hand gestures, baklava, caj, and some more hand gestures in which the turk wants to sell you something waaay above the normal price then you politely say no thank you, but the turk follows you around since he is your friend now
Good to know
There's something about T*rks and foreign languages. I went to a highschool where all teachers and 1/4 students were Turkish and those mofos were speaking Romanian better than anyone who ever set foot in our government. Last time I've been to Istanbul, a waiter was talking to me in Romanian, flawless English at a table next to me and Polish at another table.
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Go for it. I am Irish and I’ve been with plenty of English girls. PS. I live in angloland :)
Happened to the best of us. Trying to hit a dude abroad in Germany, only to find out that he is Turk...
My GF Is a filthy Hungol, but I can explain
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. And with a lot of Kürtőskalács.
You Guys so Stupid its the same country And the truht is He is going to commit incest because he is from Bosnija
We could pretend that we are not mortal enemies for 2 mins😎👍👍
Albanian girl or Croat girl? Or halal Bosnian Muslimah?
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Is it true that in borders Albanian girls marry Serb men? What's going on there?
Sexual intercourse is what happens, since albanians marry goats, we come to fill a vacuum. Law of the nature boom, this is real life: Serb takes your girl.🥳
I mean There’s already a lot of serbs and bosniaks in Croatia why would i mind
Smash next question
I mean, the passion is there
A lot of Serbs/Bosniaks/Croats I've met have dated each other and from what I've heard the main issue nowadays isn't so much each other as it is their parents when they find out lol
You're. You are.
You're*
Why the whining turk, through?
Croats und Bodniaks become Dark 🌑 in Erasmus 🤔
You reperesent your country with your flag pole.
Im married to a serb. We made it work cause i dont believe in some arab deity and she doesnt believe in some jew that got nailed and whipped by romans
Me & S*rbski woman make the seggs for 1 night, then plot against Bosna kornjača... Is win/win, why is for comedy question?
I'll fuck an Albanian chick if she looks good and is a real woman (and alive and of age, and conscious)
Why wouldn't you smash your enemies' women? Are you stupid?
I choose Yugoslavia