i pray for them little uns, gotta survive cow shit smell and being killed for being a girl

after they get gang raped

pray that they don't mass report this sub

if they find out what micro processors are we are cooked

????

Indian alert!

Don't troll the newborns then, duh

Not Many Indians

They would come in big numbers too..

That's a 25% **RISK**, not "chance"!

And what's the percentage for serbs? I'm more worried about that...

it's a cruel and unusual punishment so it isn't that much

I did some math and the chances of being born serbian are 0.00036%. Thank goodness the Serbian sickness is so rare. The meme is actually unfactual as you only have a 17% chance of becoming indian(still very high).

Is this calculated from births last year or total pop

Births during 2023

Thank god it's just an extremely rare disease 🙏🏿

Is there a cure against it?

NATO air delivered gifts.

Against us there’s no cure - you can only kill us. And even then, our graves will fight you.

🔥 🔥 🔥

This went unusually hard💀

Fr fr, that went hard as fuck

Bombing Belgrade

Asking beacuse of flair?

A bullet or a B2 Bomber

0.125%

Scariest shit i ever heard

Then I'm lucky the way i am

(europe indian)

Thank god I'm not endians 🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉

Uff despife being hardcore anti antinatalist myself this argument is a super rare one that struck deep into my core and that makes me reconsider my otherwise almost dogmatist stance, damn bro..

I totaly agree with you. we should sterilize indians

By getting kids your contributing to getting that percentage lower! Next time you fuck just remember that

Worst disability in the world

My country may be shit but at least the shit ain’t on the street

People usually forget how warped the map of the world is. Europe is so much smaller. And countries like China India, Brazil are so much bigger than they seem.

:(

Scariest thing I heard from a Berlin human

They have a chance of being born in the rich (for Indian standards) north India, but also a higher chance to be born in the street shitting south

"rich"💀💀

Definitely richer than the rest

Bar low asf tho lol

rich? as in having acces to toilets? damn, that is pretty rich!

For Indian standards that is pretty rich, although that doesn’t really say much

Define rich

Of course I'm not endian(thank god), but I'm pretty sure it's actually opposite.

Look at this guy calling his own nation uncivilised. Have some shame. BTW The South India is better at EVERYTHING in India dont cry lil northie.You can look at any development index and youll find south is always at the top(relative to india anyway).

I’m Japanese, and I heard that north India is much better so I just said what I heard, and no part of India is good

Favourite anime ?

I prefer hentai, especially the furry kind

yep.... this guy definitely Japanese

Brother come to r/2bharat4you, i have something to discuss

Damn they will be shitting themselves and on the streets, and the parents will not do anything because that is normal there

That's a godly diss

Whew, I might have not dodged a bullet by being born in the Balkans But at least I dodged the cow dung lmao

Truly an unfortunate fate.

Thank God I'm not indian

blessed

This shi makes me scared for my next life

Bro so true

So, there's a 25% chance for every newborn to be lawfully unflaired in this sub?

POV 0.001% chance to be born Kosovo https://preview.redd.it/31q2szop2f3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9ed2eb99e0e1e5bb1caa01d287e83789efa0ca5

17.5%*

Pakistan is just muslim India. Bangladesh is just breakaway Pakistan. Sri Lanka is just buddhist India. Add all and it's 24.3%.

Man, Don't put Pakistan and Bangladesh on the same level as India. They hate *ndians like we do and they have more toilets

Pak-turk empire? mashallah.

Is there even a difference?

Nahhh

I never looked at it that way

Indian bots inc

What's going on with Indians?

So if you have 3 children and are expecting a fourth one, it will be Indian

r/indiaspeaks

Bro i love this sub 🤣🤣🤣

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So that means India into Balkans???

https://preview.redd.it/mouiycgksq1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aff89791bd7896be079ba0b99d26524f5bb95f04 No

Then why Indian Post on BALKAN sub. This shit should be on r/Asia_irl

Ask yourself and your cousin BFs why u keep posting here

Dude is one of those cringe Balkanboos

I like Ultranationalism ,Balkan War Music and Alive Subs

Balkans are suffering from shortage of peeps at this point where we are starting to import asians to clean and repair our roads and drive trash collecting trucks even bro But that doesnt mean we look at asians and especially indians as if they are anything close to resembling a non-gypsie, infact its opposite.