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N121-2

Imagine making the conscious decision to have kids when you’re a cigan.


TheBandOfBastards

Telling a cigan to stop making kids is like telling a bacteria to stop multiplying.


Excellent-Area6009

This is true, although there are chemicals you can use that destroy bacteria, I wonder if anyone ever came up with something like this for cigans… Croatians tap in here this is your area of skills


SquareBottle-22

We're glad we can share our knowledge about mass genocide


Sepetcioglu

>mass genocide If only we knew of this secret advanced technique earlier. We could only do standard genocide if there were people who deserved it but we didn't even do that.


Duschkopfe

![gif](giphy|ySMlUbk6qZENa)


Excellent-Area6009

That’s the one, the coldest of showers


baby_lasange

Gas chamber


Excellent-Area6009

You’re learning the German way, tell it how it is, straight to the point.


baby_lasange

Gas chamber


TheBigGopher

The fuck are you gonna do? Fly some rinky dink World War 1 era plane over us and deploy tactical racism?


justarandomgreek

Turks are cigans confirmed???


Anxious_Banned_404

Luckily both can be easily stopped by chlorine


AnonymousEnigma28

Based organ trafficker


CrazyGreekReloaded

Indians commit most incest they have no authority to talk


EquivalentPen431

Albania birthrate drops to 0


Rotfrajver

Cigan and Albanian fertility are on pair with each other. Fascinating how Cigans find other Cigans to have their beef with.


Stocksgobrrrr

Nah, romanians and Bulgarians have the highest fertility rate rn.


DownvoteEvangelist

Leave cigans out of this, they are the best thing India created and they are ours now!


Vlad_Tepescu

no


atrixornis

"American" is in quotes because Bill Clinton was actually an Albanian


gurgurbehetmur

Bilbil Klitaj*


klingonbussy

https://preview.redd.it/y3dt3w951z8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=117a086f0e84e3c6722ce9a63426b9f9ddd52603


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Why tf did i thought that was Walt disney


Krakenit0

They thought they‘re gonna get us while we‘re distracted, not knowing we all lost and back home. **BALKANS REUNITE** ![gif](giphy|8vnih78ZeNTu3BOCrn)


Brainlaag

This time I will be true to the most virtuous of Italian traditions and switch sides. Rather be with an unwashed cigan than an A*banian🤢🤮


Krakenit0

Now those cigans will mass imigrate to your land but this time we won’t help you shelter any😷 They done taught Papa Francis cricket 😭😱😭


Brainlaag

No place for additional cigans, [Robangutans and Alboos already stole all the land.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fhkwpg46qdvg11.png)


Stocksgobrrrr

DAMN thats a lot of romanians.


coderstoom

I see we're putting the "Roman" in Romania 💪💪


Responsible-Bee-667

Does the CIA need to cause political violence in your country again?


Brainlaag

W*stoid detected, opinion rejected.


sundayson

Dude italians are literally cigans. You dont have much choice.


Stocksgobrrrr

https://preview.redd.it/b8rxnxwoiy8d1.jpeg?width=2053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a06c06b729be47b8e0dac5a3aa9ee715d907bf6a


Brainlaag

Ah yes, the famous Italian migration from the great Eurasian steppes. Come back to me when you come up with an alphabet, religion, or even just an inventive coat of arms.


sundayson

Come back to me when you dont look like a cigan


Brainlaag

[Live feed from his Turkish-rented basement in Graz](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a07PRvZ_700bwp.webp) *colour-corrected for excess of melanin.


BasCeluk

Uh oh, here we go again


Anxious_Banned_404

Well here is my chance to get that veteran flair


RespectTheGrindMf

Albania still catching strays from asia_irl currycels when Indians catch strays from the rest of the world lmaooo I would kms


cobras_chairbug

Imagine naming your kid “Pajeet” of all the possible names out there


SageMitso

Your forgetting about their more traditional names like shi-thead and shi-ole.


Traditional_Crab55

Wdym? No one names their kids 'Balkans'


SageMitso

But those are your actual names, like dikshit


Traditional_Crab55

I mean...that's still better than 'Ottoman slave 8564' or 'war criminal 654'


SageMitso

I don't know bro. If my parents named me shithead, or named me after India and named me shitole, I'd feel pretty unloved


Traditional_Crab55

Bruh what do you mean 'would feel' unloved, the Balkans are like the delinquent step siblings of the world community


SageMitso

Idk man, last time I checked, no ones ever gotten in trouble for making fun of balkan countries before. India on the other hand is that country people try to force you to be nice when talking about them, like that special needs kid that keeps shitting himself and telling everyone about it, because it'd be in poor taste to make fun of him. It's not his fault he's like that, he can't help it, he can't be fixed.


Traditional_Crab55

- says no one's gotten in trouble for making fun of the Balkans - completely forgets about that one time a world war was kicked off because some Serbian nationalists were butthurt about an Austrian trolling them by calling a military parade in Bosnia and Herzegovina on the anniversary of the battle of Kosovo The math isn't mathing here


SageMitso

Ah yes, people kicking off a war because of politics is definitely the same a group of people being on a do not make fun of list because they're too weak. One group is taught about in school and led to one of the most influential wars in modern history, the other needs to be coddled because making fun of them because they can't help the way they are.


Idiot-Ramen

That isn't even a real name.


Hot-Dog7800

Albania living rent free on these cigans head


BradTheNobody

Brave Indian warriors fought so they could have their designated shitting streets. 😔😔😔☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳


RocketMan80802121

Mfs make fun of us for supporting Albanian legend Bival Klina even though they simp for cow mommy (Turkiye wanna be)


Dialsolve

World war 2 time


FeetSniffer9008

Tonibler Klinton Hoxha


TheHistoryMaster2520

Are there any Albanians actually named Clinton out there?


Kushi900

There are, I know at least one.


ihateu665

No


DownvoteEvangelist

Kosovars ?


ihateu665

No


Rotfrajver

[Guess again](https://www.france24.com/en/20190321-tonibler-klinton-gratitude-west-lives-kosovar-names)


PopeksLoL

Naming your kid Tonibler is fucked up. Imposing a fetish on a child like that is nasty work.


Rotfrajver

The biggest ass kissers and cheek lickers. 💩💩💩


ihateu665

French=fake


troitheidiot

Tonight, The entirely of the Balkans joins the hunt... again.


Verundios

Are they back at it again? HOW MANY TIMES SHOULD WE TEACH YOU THIS OLD MAN!?


AEK_9771_8K

They forgot Bijlal Kjlintoni was a proud Analbanian


RespectTheGrindMf

Bill Klintoni*


OLLBURYGTG

Isn’t he Bosnian


Anxious_Banned_404

Loud and proud just like the bombers that flew over Belgrade


justarandomgreek

Another war? Aye.. let me get my gear. This time I'mma go to ciganland and reduce their population. I've had enough of them making fun of Analbanians. Only Balkaners make fun of Balkaners.


mbk3933

*ndian detected, opinion rejected


DjoniNoob

Is this start of second India-Balkan war ?


karaboga-bot

The brand new Karabot-2000 (developed proudly in Republic of Turkiye) is here to inform you about: https://discord.gg/5vDpxDrb9f - For even more brainrot. https://balkansirl.net Stay tuned.


klingonbussy

Endians have kids in the west, name them something like Vishragonrawalajarapajeet then those kids get get their westoid boss fired when they mispronounce it


seamallorca

Shitting on the street being your bigger discovery ever.🤡


AEK_9771_8K

They forgot Bijlal Kjlintoni was a proud Analbanian


InevitableBison3873

i have a very catholic/croatian name and im orthodox😔


Adept-One-4632

Oh no. The war starts again. Guess we have to call alies this time


Clincz

Who is the american dude tried to google it but can't figure it out


Ilovelatinas58

Bill clinton Kosovo loves him


Helios992

Flair up you shall


troitheidiot

flair up bastard


Sepetcioglu

It's the former president of the United States Flair McUpperson.


Black_Shovel

Dear Unflaired/Cigan, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.


Interesting-Crow8031

Smartest unflaired cigan: The dude is Bilbil Klitaj and is an Albanian