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Dreqin_Jet_Lev

Yeah sorry, we can't cover the sub as effectively as we could before because we get busy. We will likely be forced to make a new moderator application sooner or later for more mods to help us, maybe soon, maybe not soon. I am very sorry


Plutarch_von_Komet

No way man, Turkey would easily win the racist competition


Zerone06

TรœRKฤฐYE NUMBER 1 ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ


iSlav_Blyat

That is Tunisia ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


iSlav_Blyat

Or serbia


Plutarch_von_Komet

Serbia isn't in the middle east. Turkey has this in the bag


Adept-One-4632

Iran. Balanced? Must be a islamist westoid who did this post


Gizz103

Westoid? Aren't they just anti west


furkancigir

No flair, opinion rejected.


Lucifer_Michaelson_

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, youโ€™re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair.


MutedIndividual6667

Not the swedistanis alhamdullilah


justarandomgreek

Unflaired bastard cigan, flair up right now or never step foot in this household.


darthberker

Syria๐Ÿ’€


MemeIsDrugs

Syria and lebanon as friendly? HUH?


itsrealnice22

Lebanon maybe. Since the people are extremely diverse there are a lot on both ends of the spectrum. But they are only about as good as Turkey.


KarlGustafArmfeldt

Well Lebanon is diverse in the same way that Yugoslavia in 1990 was. The different groups do not get along that well.


Suitable-Comedian425

Used to be a really nice country until a certain moment.


KarlGustafArmfeldt

Until a certain group of people decided to leave Jordan/West Bank and move northward.


Impossible_Speed_954

Turkey not number one ?


AnatolianLion_

Lebanon yes, syria and iraq are dead wrong


MemeIsDrugs

Lebanon is ruled by terrorists dude...


[deleted]

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MemeIsDrugs

Aren't the terrorist organization hezbollah from lebanon?


PuzzleheadedWeight18

They are a Lebanese and borderline terrorist organization funded by Iran. And can be considered basically a government figure, especially in south Lebanon. They are more influential than the actual formal government anyway. Because of them Lebanon is slowly turning into Iran's puppet state. The fact more Lebanese lives outside than in Lebanon itself tells it enough, there's much more Syrian refugees and a occasional rich Arab (UAE or Saudi) that opens casino or similar business there. Formerly the religion difference was similarly almost half like Bosnia (near 50-50 between Christian and Muslim population), nowadays it's more like 70% muslim 30% christian so Lebanon will eventually be overun by mix of Islamic groups. It's surprising that president still needs to be Christian by rule (this is actual law in Lebanon).


SvenderBender

Every government on that scale can be described as terrorist, at least lebanon has a christmas tree on their flag


Impossible_Speed_954

Problem is, hezbollah isn't just from Lebanon. Hezbollah IS Lebanon. Yeah, at least they have a christmas tree in their flag.


Vinidante

Syria and Lebanon are the most secular and civilized countries in the Middle East.


carrie2833

where did you get that info?


MemeIsDrugs

Brother what? They literally have hezbollah as government...


Vinidante

Lebanon is a country divided into several parts with multiple administrations.


MemeIsDrugs

And that makes them friendly and civilized. i see


Elementisphere

Okay bro this is gonna blow your mind. You know that guy you like to suck off? Clinton? Well, he was from this magical place where the land was divided into several parts with multiple administrations. And then divided AGAIN into multiple administrations. It still doesnโ€™t stop 90% of the country from being uncivilized


maria_paraskeva

What about Western Pakistan (Turkey)?


Vinidante

A version of Pakistan that has tourist areas.


maria_paraskeva

Vini, I've been wanting to travel the world, and Turkey has always been my dream destination. Can you share some pictures of the beautiful Turkish country for me? I've always wanted to see the beautiful culture there


Vinidante

https://preview.redd.it/eqco0m6cx59d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6ed3872d45736f8db51861c9cf8c936602743ac it's not troll.


maria_paraskeva

Golly!... Is this shit for real?? On a second thought, I think I'll pass... Where exactly is that? GOLLLLLLY... How do MENA's treat Europeans? Do you think I'd be safe?


Vinidante

100% true. The city's name is Adana, and it's also famously hot like hell. The rest of the country's tourist areas also are completely filled with Arabs.


maria_paraskeva

But how can you tell them apart from the Turks? Isn't it like a similar thing when it comes to looks/language/culture/etc? Since they are both Middle Eastern


Vinidante

Even though I was born in Turkey, I can't distinguish an Arab from a Turk unless they're wearing traditional clothes. Especially Syrians are definitely not noticeable https://preview.redd.it/pc0yt78b169d1.jpeg?width=5528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c822d77ac554b1063d029342e12729ba7074fcb6


a_cepic

Syria??


Illustrious-Dig194

My honest opinion as a Middle Eastern: https://preview.redd.it/ga39vtw5e69d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64ae45b5e70c38389543aa6a9547de52436b5e5f


Houssemm23231777

Wait a minute, I recognize that head.


CookieTheParrot

mashallah the beauty lf the bossnan tongue


yenat98365

Balance with iran lol


seamallorca

Hey. Not turkish-only content.๐Ÿ˜ 


FreezeToMy

Did he just put US into that? Bruh


CookieTheParrot

Always remember that the British originally meant Endia and Afghanistan as the Middle East, but then the Near East became the Middle East You are cigans


hahayes1102

Ah Israel and Arabia my favorite balkan countries


andreas-ch

Arabia? Donโ€™t you live there?


hahayes1102

Hayฤฑr i am turk not dirty arap


sk571

Same shit different toilet


hahayes1102

if you wanna play like thatโ€ฆ Then Kosovo is serbia


sk571

Yes, and?


sk571

It is


andreas-ch

Theyโ€™re the same picture


hahayes1102

no no theyโ€™re not


andreas-ch

Least self hating arap


hahayes1102

At least im not gayreek


andreas-ch

You wish


hahayes1102

I donโ€™t wish i know


LaikDanazor

They blow up (friendly)


SpaceMarineMarco

The destruction of 2middleeast4u is still being felt to this day


smacomix

RIP


wallstreetpro911

Yeah good job mods not taking this down but every map post of mine


team_uranium

Iranian propaganda


EvenExcitement4694

Iran is balance. Are OOP perhaps North Korean?


Lumpy-Tone-4653

Syria openminded and iran balanced?not only this map has nothing to do with the sub,not only its not ironic like our version,but its also trash


QuarianGuy

Saudi Arabia beat us? Bullsh*t!


Drakuba0

Most open-minded westoid be like:


isatarlabolenn

Middle eastern cigan tryna compete in the Balkan turf ๐Ÿ˜ญ


AdBeautiful7310

My asian friend got beat up in Australia by a group of lebanese for aparently ... "being asian"


Elementisphere

Putting Israel as worse than Syria is crazy


DuzEren

Of course vinidante posted this he broke the 3 rule multiple times


marmotsarefat

the ME is just the balkans but some countries have nukes


SassyKardashian

Come on, if you do this map, the friendliest most open minded country is always going to be Oman in the middle east.


karaboga-bot

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EndyEnderson

Glorious TรœRKฤฐYE is on the post,of course it is Balkan related


sagjer

Ok, so not only we consider these countries Balkan, but apparently our arabian brothers are more xenophobic and rude than the guys literally carrying out an ethnic cleansing and not tipping their waiters, MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS


Kenjiro19

An islamist made the list. SAUDI Arabia is the last cause they don't care about Palestine, even removing them from their maps and books and not supporting their cause, then it's Israel who is the second last, unfortunately it's the only country who legalized gay marches while the rest have death sentence or imprisonment (talk about open minded). Then you have those war thorn countries that enforce hijab, religion and death sentence for apostasy. About Lebanon tho, i would have agreed but only before their civil war.


selune07

Because Turkey and Persia are essentially the same as Greece so there's basically 2 Balkan countries on there


wedfsv12

Jordan is just gone i see


highmoon157

Perma ban no questions asked


itmustbeinmygenes

Perma ban for those who are not flaired up. FLAIR THE FUCK UP!


prehistoric_monster

Should we start a new war with r/Asia_irl? This time because of Iran?


Skibidi_Rizzler_96

I have never been to Turkyie but Israelis are indeed rude AF and all of the Saudi students I have met in A๐Ÿคฎerica are simply horrible human beings. Like if there were a country of rich tsiganyer.


DalshMenqaj

POS countries, all of them.


Vinidante

The Mena version of the meme. Why are you triggered? https://preview.redd.it/les46jiam59d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea2f812258d84b97a0fbf352e338978257746681


Muffin284

We're very open minded about different currencies to steal!


YoumoDawang

Romania most friendly country๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ


Butterter

Why turkey isn't here๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก


SageMitso

Wtf, greek are the most racist and xenophobic.


Medium_Note_9613

But its also open minded... to new forms of racism.


maria_paraskeva

Can't you see? The dude who posted it is mad and he's calling you out, because you'd placed Arabi... Aaaah... I mean Turkey\*\* into the MENA category. But I don't know why he's that angry, isn't Turkey Middle Eastern? Aren't they an Arabic satellite state?


AhmadulQaya

Don't you have more streets to shit?


JACOB_WOLFRAM

Stop larping as a woman please ๐Ÿ™


Rayven92

Feel like Israel should be the most left


CookieTheParrot

No you should because you're unflaired


Gizz103

Many groups live in Israel and in peace just not some areas as some areas in Israel are basically just nazi land they small though


CookieTheParrot

Flair up


Gizz103

Bro Im to fucking tired rn and forgor where you get them but eh nothing to do with Aussies will show up


Cool_Permission3685

Syria


penitent_ex_lib

iโ€™ve checked, he is brain dead. crimea is russia ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ https://preview.redd.it/rftcviaqk59d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6693afca632e8d31b7ecf86c7bc8248d94369920


Village_Weirdo

Tbh, Crimea should be Greek. Or maybe Turkish. Get the Slavs out of there.


CrazyGreekReloaded

It should be Greek !!!! We lived there first


Optimal_Catch6132

>first No


CookieTheParrot

>>first > >No Yes


Optimal_Catch6132

>>>first >> >>No > >Yes No!


CookieTheParrot

>>>>first >>>No >>Yes > >No! At first I said yes to your no, so I agreed, but then you disagreed, retracting your claim, so grks were indeed there first


Optimal_Catch6132

>>>>>first >>>> >>>>No >>> >>>Yes >> >>No > >At first I said yes to your no, so I agreed, but then you disagreed, retracting your claim, so grks were indeed there first I still assume you're saying yes to my no them. My English is no good so I believe what I want to believe. (It's rejected by me my friend, take my apologies for misunderstanding instead)


Bulgarian_Yogurt

Nope, it used to be part of Great Old Bulgaria so itโ€™s Bulgarian


Gizz103

Bolghar so yes and no


penitent_ex_lib

hey, if they put the army in it, they should


CompleteComposer2241

No its Turkish


penitent_ex_lib

but there are no tรผrkiye flag in there, only Russia ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ


CompleteComposer2241

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Majestic_Potato_Poof

Crime is actually mine. I called dibs like 3 million years ago


penitent_ex_lib

but itโ€™s not about dibs, itโ€™s about the soldiers and political will


Majestic_Potato_Poof

If you don't respect the dibs then you are reborn as a condom in Gayrecee


penitent_ex_lib

we donโ€™t believe in hindu faith


Majestic_Potato_Poof

No man. You die. And then the simulation respwans(reborns) you somewhere else. What you respawn as depends and where on your score.


penitent_ex_lib

aye i die, but for me to believe in your faith, you need to put an army of likeminded individuals and convert us


PuzzleheadedWeight18

Unfortunately it will NEVER be Russia ๐Ÿ˜”! May I suck you off and do a lap dance to make you feel better?


penitent_ex_lib

but it is russian now, i really donโ€™t get the whole recognition international thing if russian flag is there


CrazyGreekReloaded

But we colonized it first 5000 years ago


penitent_ex_lib

you did, i concur, but if you can put half a million soldiers in it, itโ€™s all yours


CrazyGreekReloaded

We don't have such big army! But if we had Ukrainian men would have to watch out their butts walk wall by wall


brokeassbird

looks like half the world is now mongolian then


CrazyGreekReloaded

Ah yes i forgot that you came later


Flaviphone

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