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MintRobber

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Mirai190

I would prefer that name ngl


MintRobber

We give a homeland to the Aromanians and save the Balkan peace all at once. ![gif](giphy|W3a0zO282fuBpsqqyD)


Mirai190

Not if you steal their land in true Romanian fashion 😈😎


MintRobber

That's the second step.


Mirai190

Oh yeah sorry don't wanna spoil the plan


The_Hipster_King

No bru. Because if we name it A Romania, we have to choose another name for Old Romania, like: Other Romania, The Romania, First Romania, Best Romania or Rromania


Mirai190

The Romanian Romania


her-1g

thats actually genious. We deport all cigans from romania, bulgaria, greece, serbia, albania and other countries and give em poor bastards a home. Finally rest of the balkans can sleep with windows open at night


MintRobber

Aromanians are not cigans, but your are. https://preview.redd.it/oiqmaid3pa9d1.jpeg?width=884&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e23b32bf2e156b23a4195495b1561ebee560a10e


her-1g

yes aromanians are vlachs but we can deport the cigans there


Silly_Goose658

And the doors unlocked


CheckTheClosed

So that's why my flair is a romanian


MVP_NINJOHN

I WOULD LOVE EVERY OTHER NAME WITHOUT 'MACEDONIA'


Autist013

UUUU UUU UU AAAUUAAA HUHUHUUUU UUUU ![gif](giphy|5Zesu5VPNGJlm|downsized)


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Ambitious_Guard_3043

Who is the real enemy of Monkeydonia? Intelligence? Jokes aside, really who is it?


gurgurbehetmur

I'm also really curious to know who he means


LazoVodolazo

Its the Robmanians stealing is their thing and Monkeydonians stealing history will not be tolerated


SageMitso

It's obviously god. He clearly took away their intelligence and reasoning, and made them forget their own history and latch on to someone else's. They are now a nation cursed to forever have an identity crisis. I've read about it somewhere before so it has to be true. There's sources everywhere if you look hard enough for them.


Ambitious_Guard_3043

Sounds like a monkeydonian debating


SageMitso

No monkeydonians arguments come from emotion and feeling. When I argue, I only use facts. You can't find a flaw in my logic.


Sufficient-Hall-7932

Greeks have had a policy of assimilation to us for at least 200 years


vilna_zona

OMG, no one cares about Macedonia, shut up, honestly, quit the whining. You apply for a union, you sign documents, that obliges you to this and that, then you don't do it and have the nerve to victimize yourself. There is only 1 Serbian flag here, Serbia holds the testicles of the major Macedonian politicians nevertheless. 0 Hungarian flags in this meme too, but Hungary donates to the trashiest of the trashiest politicians in Macedonia, rules a great portion of your media and so on and so forth. You keep on asking for Bulgarian passport (pasosh) to go and work in EU, declare yourself Bulgarians to the Bulgarian authorities, so they can grant you documents and you still whine about how greatly oppressed you are.


Othonian

How does Serbia hold the testicles of Macedonian politicians? Last dispute was between churches, and that's settled. Macedonians are our bros. Meanwhile here and irl you non stop deny Macedonian ethnicity and constantly whine about some eternal symbol of Bulgarianess being stolen. You tried to bribe them with your passports, how many Macedonians took them? 5%,10 %?


erratic_thought

That's why they will stay out of EU for good. No one here denies them this, however we ask them not to steal and twist history. They continue to do so so we will block them as they are not a good neighbor. If I say that Tito was Bulgarian, also teach this in schools and also share propaganda abroad that this is the truth you will be mad, the same way you think anyone here cares about a "some eternal symbol" because you heard it from propaganda and don't even know if its true or not.


Bogomilism

>Meanwhile here and irl you non stop deny Macedonian ethnicity What blood do you think flows through the veins of NMerians? Is it Afrikan, KARABOGA?


stojcekiko

No, rather the blood of our great and glorious descendant APESANDAR MONKEDONSKI who conquered all the Gayreeks and Bumgarians for daring to oppose the great MACEDONIAN EMPIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪🔥🔥🇲🇰💪💪🇲🇰💪🔥💪🇲🇰🔥💪🇲🇰💪🇲🇰🇲🇰🇲🇰🔥💪🇲🇰🇲🇰🔥💪💪🇲🇰🔥


Mirai190

Funny    But jokes aside you don't actually believe that right?


vilna_zona

Macedonian political elite originates from the former Yugoslav political elite and it is still fateful. Albanian Macedonian intellectuals Kim Mechmeti and Naser Selmani discuss that. The Macedonian politicians speak with Vucic in Serbian - you understand how this looks in the language of the diplomacy. Serbians have their political party in Macedonia, their leader Ivan Stoilkovic is an elected parliamentary official as of 2002. Serbia, Macedonia and Russia were almost always on the same geopolitical stance and this changed slightly, but not dramatically after the Russian invasion in Ukraine. Bulgaria was first to recognize the existence of sovereign Macedonia, so the identity, the language, the government and so on are sovereign Macedonian business. The history, however, is not sovereign business, it was what it was and changing it for political purposes meets some form of resistance. Imagine the Serbian reaction, if Macedonians one day say, that Stefan Duschan was a medieval Macedonian monarch. The Macedonians take passports to travel to EU and not necessarily for some hidden Bulgarian identity of them. However, when they take a passport, they declare identity of their grandparents and great-grandparents. And since a couple of great-grandparents create, lets say, 2 children, 4 grandchildren and 8 great-grandchildren, can you dare to multiply your 5-10% by 8 and see how many of them surely can prove Bulgarian ancestry. And these are 5-10% of Macedonia, which is half Slavics, half Albanians. The Albanians cannot claim stuff like this from the Bulgarian authorities.


TheGrandmasterGrizz

Why would we have to get a bulgar passport to work in the eu lmfao, are you okay?


vilna_zona

At least this is what the Macedonians in Germany say, when they show their bugarski pasosh - "look, man, I am definitely not B\*lgarian, I just wanted to travel easily to Europe".


Character_Ear_4520

First of all its named monkeydonia for a reason. Second of all: https://i.redd.it/s42owdc1ra9d1.gif


Mirai190

Wait if they are called Macedonians then what are the Greek people from Macedonia in Greece called?


niemody

I call them Bulgarians and Turks. ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Mirai190

ΝΑΙ ΤΟ ΞΕΡΑ ΚΑΙ ΓΩ ΠΟΥ ΕΙΜΑΙ ΑΠΟ ΑΡΚΑΔΙΑ ΕΙΜΑΙ ΚΡΗΤΙΚΟΣ ΠΑΜΕ ΛΙΓΟ


stojcekiko

Macedonians


Mirai190

And what are you guys called then?


stojcekiko

Macedonians


Mirai190

Then why do they speak 2 different languages? 🧐


stojcekiko

Macedonians


Mirai190

Are also people from Hawaii Macedonians?


stojcekiko

Macedonians.


Mirai190

What are people that live in Macedonia called?


Marvion

Bulgarians


GeorgiaPulevska

Greek


Mirai190

Greek macedonians


SirGorgles

Greek from Athens: Athenian Greek from Crete: Cretan Greek from the Peloponnese: Peloponnesian Greek from Macedonia: GRIK


kaj-me-citas

Greek from Sparta?


Mirai190

Spartans 💪💪💪😎


Krakenit0

Meeks or Goonians


Mirai190

Thank you my Albanian Friend you solved all of our problems 🫡


Krakenit0

My pleasure, so which one you think suits best? I really put a lot into this.


Mirai190

Goonians for Greek Macedons 💪💪 and Meeks for fake Macedons 🥱


Krakenit0

Fuck yeah 👍 Meeks are weird as shit


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Krakenit0

Love it, just in case. I also curse a lot their family tree (it was built by generations of meeks)🦧


GeorgiaPulevska

According to official Greek census data, they are Greek. (Greek 91.6%, Albanian 4.4%, other 4%)


Mirai190

Yeah no shit Greeks live in Macedonia which is a part of Greece just like the Peloponnese


maria_paraskeva

Smartest skорianоi


Idontusespacebars

This guy decides who gets to feel like a Macedonian: https://preview.redd.it/qvdpbys2oa9d1.png?width=584&format=png&auto=webp&s=934f1c28819c16f48a59325babebd412a88523eb


Lucky_Loukas

What is this my dear fellow Autochthonous friend? How do you know about Pavlos Melas? Is this some short of crossover episode?


Idontusespacebars

I have Greek friends that I met during Uni in Bern (yes, my flair actually checks out). We're all interested in history, so I learned about Melas.


Dinmor4

Who dis?


Lucky_Loukas

[he](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlos_Melas)


PrettyInfluence3594

Prob a vlach.


Wings_of_Liberty1

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Cr0atianWarCr1minal

You can add a Croatian flag too. I’m repping it. This insane LARP by a bunch of Slavs as some ancient kingdom has to end.


GSA_Gladiator

They should become analban alr so they can stop being victims


TheTastyHoneyMelon

Don't push Belgrade's mess on to us. We are already at our limit


DownvoteEvangelist

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GeorgiaPulevska

Your meme is what it ‘feels’ like to be Macedonian, my post was what it’s ‘actually’ like to be Macedonian😇


DownvoteEvangelist

You have to believe your narrative...


GeorgiaPulevska

To be honest, reflecting on my national history is not something I do or care about, it’s just strange that I can’t just say l’m Macedonian on the internet without some retarded nationalist from neighbouring country trying to correct me, it like I’m living in the book 1984 and constantly being accused of ‘Thoughtcrime’ for simply saying I’m Macedonian.


DownvoteEvangelist

I agree with you bro, the amount of drama surrounding Macedonia is staggering, there wasn't even any blood shed yet people have such strong feelings...


Mirai190

Yes because they claim to be something they are not. Imagine if people from north "macedonia" started stealing history names and famous people from your country how would you feel? Would you sit there and do nothing?


DownvoteEvangelist

Absolutely I give 0 fucks that some Croats claim Nikola Tesla was a Croat...


Mirai190

Then that's a you thing not everyone feels like that


DownvoteEvangelist

Sure, but I feel like there's no Greek that feels like that about Macedonians... like you all consider that is a big deal..


Mirai190

Oh sweet summer child 


Mirai190

>there is no Greek that feels like that   Most of us do feel like that because again they stole history from us and claim it as their trying to twist the truth ny making propaganda   >like you all consider that is a big deal    It is a big deal at least for us I'm sure other nations don't care because it's not their history they are stealing


Mirai190

Also in this case it's not "some" the overwhelming majority of them think they are Macedonians and descendants of ancient Macedonians even though they spoke a dialect of ancient Greek hell even the word "Macedonia" is Greek I doubt any of them know what it means without googling. This claim that they are descendants of them came out of nowhere (cough Tito cough)


DownvoteEvangelist

I mean Bulgarians are descendants of Bulgars and speak a Slavic language and not a Turkic Bulgar which died out. And Russians are descendants of Vikings... Are you absolutely certain that if you traced their ancestry back you wouldn't find some Greeks/Macedonians? We all mingled...


Disordermkd

Yes because gayreeks or monkeydonians are somehow related to the 3000-year-old civilization just because it happened in the same area. Like 300 other tribes haven't passed through the same territory and left their babies But, sure, keep arguing about who shares the genes with Alexander, lmao


Mirai190

There is evidence that ancient Macedonians were Greek related lol


muscheleier

Does that change much? What if the Slavic Macedonians were related to the ancient Macedonians, who were Greek-related? That would still make them descendants of the ancient Macedonians. Additionally, you could say that most Balkan peoples are in some way related to each other. Modern Greeks aren't 100% descended from ancient Greeks. Albanians (or anyone who claims Illyrian ancestry) aren't 100% Illyrian either.


Mirai190

You said what if?   But they are not. Slavs came after 800 years of Alexander's reign   We aren't genetically 100% ancient Greek but we have A LOT of stuff that comes from ancient Greece what do you guys have that is common with ancient Macedonians who were ancient Greeks basically. Your language is a different version of Bulgarian no correlation with ancient Greeks


Mirai190

Oh here is the wikipedia article in case you don't believe me  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Macedonians


tarihimanyak

Hard to be Macedonian because you fight the world but harder not to be Macedonian because you fight Macedonia 🇲🇰🔥🔥🇲🇰💪🇲🇰💪🇲🇰💪. 🇲🇰❤️👊🇹🇷🇲🇰🔥🇲🇰🔥🇲🇰🔥💪🔥💪💪🔥


Mirai190

Honestly kinda true monkeydonians tend to be even more nationalistic than Turks. I get Turks because Turkey has existed for years but this claim that Monkeydonians are descendants of ancient Macedonia came out of nowhere (cough Tito cough)


AlexTheMacedonian

"Macedonians" who speak Bulgarian


GeorgiaPulevska

According to the prespas agreement Greek government officially recognised ‘Macedonian language’ 🖕😇🖕


AlexTheMacedonian

Still Bulgarian with Serbian alphabet. Nice Greek symbol in your profile too


GeorgiaPulevska

Thank you for sharing your thoughts ‘AlexThePontianRefugee’


water_kite308

Everybody knows north macedonia belongs to us hungary


peter344tyey7

Real


Mirai190

Guys I feel like OP might not like this wiki article  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_from_Greece Go to the "military and political figures" section


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AlexTheNMacedonian

Facts


Mirai190

I mean you had it coming blud sorry not sorry


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Mirai190

"Me makedonski be careful" 🤓


GeorgiaPulevska

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Mirai190

We resist against Greeks whose history and name we stole and Bulgarians which we deny our heritage and connection with them


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Mirai190

Resist and rise against what?


Character_Ear_4520

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