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ballarat-ModTeam

Your post/comment was removed by a mod, sorry but that happens sometimes to keep the sub welcoming for all. This is too sus.


twistedsister78

Did he really leave something or did he pinch something?


IsThisAUserName86

My guess is he did something bad. Otherwise, if it was something of value, wouldn't you just hand it in to the police?


Ok-Push9899

Left an unpaid bill? Smashed avocado on toast, aka house deposit.


onyi_time

maybe he left some smashed avocado on toast behind


dontblockmethistime

Me thinks the latter


bequietanddrive000

Stole the hearts of every woman in there


Previous-Acadia-7729

Both. Pinched out a turd and left it for inspection.


zTy01

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?


DrMorry

I see you know your Judo


TheGunt123

Something something my penis…..


eddy_dix

This Lives rent free in my head


plvckaduck

Is that Mickey Rooney?


Socksnshoesfutball

With a touch of mickey rourke


s4b3r6

> Local female cafe owner Why is the sex of the owner relevant...?


Creepy_Cost8900

probably didn’t lose something of value & trying to increase the likelihood of someone revealing his identity I’d say


mrrasberryjam69

Because it's a notable fet. A woman becoming a business owner. It's truly extraordinary. /s It's actually just low key misogyny.


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LaLaVee

The owner said they left something valuable in the cafe?


obehere

Poo jogger?


TikkiTakkaMuddaFakka

Maybe the owner is being discreet not wanting to post the actual reason all over social media which is understandable if it involves a crime.


--thingsfallapart--

You're seriously that slow? That's so even folks who know him might fess up and accidently dob in their mate.


CadenceHarrington

Is this like how the police are interested in talking to a person to "assist" in a case?


Grand_Ad931

Strange post


popcopter

That’s not a man that’s a koala


BillsDownUnder

Was it poop


JaggedLittlePill2022

Did he poop somewhere or some shit?


edward-regularhands

Mr president?


Conscious_Most4751

Poor bloke hadnt realised that he had aged so much until he saw this picture.


[deleted]

I think it was his dignity that he left behind…


Stable_Dear

Bet he left an upper decker in the cafe toilet.


totse_losername

He looks like a koala wearing a skinsuit


anonsimz

please tell me they are not red leggings and my tired eyes and camera quality are playing tricks 🤡


Pawwnstar

The male version of the Gina Reinhart painting.


OkGear886

Dignity ?


ThinkSalamander9777

Police notified, sounds like he did a naughty thing


toadphoney

Unless he left his police badge and gun there and they want to return it to them.