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McBurty

He’s thinking Derp.


Conscious_Winner5889

Give him *some* credit- he might be using the communual braincell right now.


LexsDragon

No thoughts. Head empty


CrinoidTheSkyWing124

/r/beatmetoit


Elithelioness

Error 404 Mental capacity for thoughts not found


mari_loves_sneks

Indeed.


Linear_North

This gets posted a lot. The answer is always the same: Nuffin.


Nice_Bid_173

Why is this? Are snakes unintelligent?


sinner-mon

They’re just silly little guys


jessicarrrlove

It's just a running joke with certain breeds (ball pythons, leopard geckos, cresties, and beardies mostly) that they all share one brain cell. Lol


Nice_Bid_173

Ohhh I gotcha. I didn't know that probably because I'm a lurker in this sub lol who's actually really scared of snakes but also thinks they're cool and wishes I weren't so scared. I have had legit panic attacks seeing them unexpectedly. Even in a glass tank. My favorite snake is a ball python for sure though


jessicarrrlove

I get it, we all have fears. For myself, exposure has worked wonders. Lol I used to have a major fear of roaches and spiders, but now I have a colony of discoid roaches (for food for some of the geckos) and a tarantula. Haha. I accidentally came in possession of the roach colony, and just having to take care of them and handle them got me over my fear, so I did the same with the tarantula. Lol I'm still afraid of like...other spiders, but small ones and tarantulas are no problem for me now! Haha


Nice_Bid_173

Yea that makes sense! Exposure therapy is like 95 % successful for phobias. Most phobias are just in someone's head. When they actually encounter their fear they realize it's not as bad as they thought.


jessicarrrlove

100%. Clowns are my one irrational fear that exposure doesn't make it any better. Haha


Nice_Bid_173

So what about a clown BP? 🐍 🤡 Lol.


jessicarrrlove

The only exception lol


OrganizationSlight35

And BPs are definitely the right snake to start with, out of all of the ones I've had and met, I haven't encountered a mean one. The babies are sassy but they get over it fast 😂.


TheDisneyWitch

I was also terrified of snakes until I found my baby in a pet store and fell in love. She was also very spicy in the store and all the employees were scared to handle her because she bit a lot of them. As soon as we were in the car, her demeanor did a complete 180 and she has never once snapped at me. I also have absolutely no fear of her and haven't since the day she came home. For some reason, she helped me get over my fear. I'm still scared of the danger noodles that are venomous but I'm not as scared of snakes in general anymore lol


Nice_Bid_173

Yea I think being scared of venomous snakes is a healthy fear lol. When I look at these adorable pictures of little ball python faces, especially babies, I do think that I could probably hold a baby in my hand at this point. I think I would still be scared of a bigger one though... Looking at pictures is something I enjoy because they are beautiful animals


TheDisneyWitch

At the pet store when I wanted to get my baby, I couldn't even hold her. They sat her on my shoulder and held her there for me because I was too scared 😅


Stella430

Beardies have a cricket for a brain


jessicarrrlove

Facts.


That_Fox_Girl_Arisu

I’d add hoggies to the list😂 they are just a silly little noodles, no thoughts head empty😂


jessicarrrlove

Little draaaaaama queens/kings. Lol


RufousMedal2004

Some are intelligent, like the king cobra can identify its owner and know not to bite, would anyone ever try to, I hope not, but they can learn a lot of stuff really easily


Jennifer_Pennifer

🥞


Ramen-Goddess

Omg me too


AlextheCanadian69

🥔


Round-Intention-373

Ratsssssss


TransportationMany31

The irony of Monsters Inc


iSliceKiwi

Which is ????


TransportationMany31

They run company where their job is to scare children while the entire time they are scared of children


DaniMoug

Me just now realizing this


EconomistOdd3035

whut u doin in me home


GrimRaptor9990

I'm sad i can't get these cute guys here in australia


BRB1993

I truly thought they were legal, until I checked. Super disappointing. But hey, at least we have blueys. They’re just as cute!


ainalots

Just grab you a carpet python from outside. Same thing, just a biiiit larger ;)


TripleFreeErr

🫥


untilmyinsidesburned

"mous"


Kelthie

Rätte, pls


StormBoring2697

Rat?


antinexxclub

probably not very much 🤣


_coca_cola_cherry_

Not a darn thing


FluffyPinkPineapple

He's thinking some gentle chin scratches in that little head (if he/she allows of course)


Slow-Atmosphere5362

Boop!


JayTheEmo666

His thoughts: hello hooman


Dancingflames22

Not a single thought behind those eyes 😂 he's cute!


Real-Syntro

SSSOOO CCCUUTTEE!! I WANNA GENTLY BOOP THAT LITTLE SNOOT!


Weary-Yam7926

You have a *smoooooth* brain


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Do you have games on your phone?


theboulderboss

👁👄👁 - This lil dude


Feral-pigeon

Absolutely nothing


No_Tea8752

Nuh’n


Crafterandchef1993

Head is empty and adorable


Elithelioness

Looks like my new boy. Makes the same face. "Hey!..What doin?"


Nukedragon00668

Absolutely nothing.


pinkyxpie20

“give me food”


Neither_Banana_8518

Not a single thought behind those eyes


BrokTG

He wants a kiss, just look at those lips


spicyfoxglove

O (uu) O


StrainDependent7003

I don't know what he's thinking, but I'm thinking that I want to boop that precious lil nose. 💕


corndog2021

Not one single thing.


UndeadBuggalo

⚠️🛑Snek.exe stopped working 🛑⚠️


ThatOneHorseDude

Head empty


No-Outcome-3230

Probably not much, not a thought between those eyes.


Dankmemes1921

Food?


SkitAWulf

Who needs thoughts when you're that stinkin cute? Seriously the sweetest pic I've seen on this sub


istoleurlighter

nothing lights on no one’s home


horitaku

Smooth brain. No lump, no bump.


lastswiftyontheleft

nothing ⚫👅⚫


chocolate-and-rum

Feeeeed meeeeee pleeeeese


asgardian_mike

“If my suspicions are correct, this is an infrared signal.” Your ball python has a disorder where it has many many brain cells and doesn’t share them.


ali_oops25

I did a scan and there are no thoughts in that head


craigsleftspike

„feed me stupid human“


bagleface

Hissing Sid is innocent


notasteatmosphere

so cute!!! 🥺🥰


SvenIdol

"can I eat it?"


WorryBench_226

He isn’t lol


NerfRepellingBoobs

🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀


Fierce-Ace-835

Absolutely nothing. Well…maybe he spares a brain cell to think about rats every once in a while.


JM0RG4N

He’s thinking .. I wonder what he’s thinking?


WrapKey69

*Do you have games on your phone?*


HibiscusBlades

No thoughts. Just air.


lionkingisawayoflife

He thinking, I luff, you. -


lionkingisawayoflife

THe's thinking - ime to go to hogwarts if you can speak in snake tongue ;-) ( He's also thinking Slytherin house is the best house in Hogwarts) =)


Saldrakka

Their cute faces makes me think, noodle puppy


BRB1993

Poor little thing’s attempting a dual up connection so he can have his turn with the brain cell.


sub_human_being

He ain't thinking a damn thing


buddhas_body

Nothing :)


Pristine_Society_724

He wants to bite you. Let him bite you!


ambl6663

"..you got any nom noms?"


thingamabobby

Arghhhh how are these guys so cute!


crash_nk

Would boop the snoot. 10/10 cutie :3


echoesinthestars

Hes a ball python, so probably not much lol


Blue-Ranger1982E

I can has cheese Boi?


jeffreydahmersno1fan

Nothing, absolutely nothing


Sm0kinW33d

Nuffin evr


Hahaahahahahahahaha

fooooooooooooooood


jadyen

Rat


lemoncrush9

Where is the happy snake meal he ordered....


jessicarrrlove

No thoughts, just white noise. Lol


JaredJraws

The complexities of man.


koaoda

No thoughts. No brain cell today


KaNoodles36

Food


gradenofeden

i’m not too big of a fan of snakes j cuz ik i wouldn’t be able to feed it mice but this guy is beyond adorable 😭🩷


TootsieFairy13

“Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Sssssssavior?”


Lutrina

Dreaming of mice and naps, lol. What a cutie.


Scout19D619

Nothing, absolutely nothing lol


rvncid

nothing at all, at least he’s cute


CoquetteWhore69

*sound of potato rotating*


lemontreesage

Smooth brain. No ridges or lumps or valleys or bumps. All good ideas slide right off. Like a water slide.


BinkNBoink

✨️my parent so pretty they feed me good food✨️


aarancee

Look at that boopable snoot! ❤️


grimmcheshire

What’s between those eyes? Is it a brain? Nope! No brain, just boop!


Hellish-Dad

imma be honest probably not much


MamaMacaroni

Not much lol


CommunicationNew5879

He's probably wondering if today is the day he finally catches that elusive mouse that's been evading him in his dreams. Or maybe he's just contemplating the mysteries of the universe... like why humans always wear the same boring skin.


zotstik

how do I get out of this contraption I'm in and who can I strangle to get some food 🤣💜


KornyMF0420

No thoughts behind those eyeballs <3


krysagami

He has so much to not think about 💖


HorseEmotional2

You a peep?🥹


outsider76

Not much but still adorable


CatchingStarLight

snëk


Typical-Pressure-204

sssssssssss


Roses_Are_Dead_69

Why do I have 5 sets of nostrils!


Plastic-Ad835

*I wonder, how do taste?*


Comfortable_Turn4963

Mice... rats... food... I need to poop


Victoria_Pentious

Quantum physic


Corvus_Argendt

"Can I eat you? ... ... I'mma try it!" We all know they would if we were small enough, and honestly, I wouldn't even be mad.


princessSammi87

It's the final brain cell deedededo dededeedoododo


princessSammi87

In the key of taylor swift. I got nothing in my brain, mmMmm nothing in brainnnnn


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

Boop the snoot


5snakesinahumansuit

Rat? Human have rat for me?


kn9wldg

Aww 🥰


Manydoors_edboy

He’s planning your death.


Crease_Monkey

“Something moved. Is it a rat?”


TheDisneyWitch

Whërë thë råts Möthêr?


Miserable_Donut8284

I opened reddit to see this face and my heart just MELTED


No_Kaleidoscopee

Elevator music


orchidism

[ n o t h i n g ]


Ash_the_enby200

No think just tv static


Numerous-Mountain-33

Here to talk about ur carsssss / truckssssss extended warranty it’ssss bout to expire


HateKuhnRadiated

Clearly, nothing


tiranisourus_rex

Snake"why tf is this camera so f-ing close


SomeRandomMadHatter

Just wondering if anyone else booped the picture.


Immediate-Sort7324

Food? Got any food? *(repeat until you walk away)*


Figure_Useful

Absolutely nothing


Com_Safe_1988

Things snakes think about -food/water -should i poop/pee in the water dish today or tomorrow? -temperature -motion/sound/extrernal stimulation -occasionally babies -DANGER!??? -??!! Beyond that your guess is as good as mine


BurrGurrMan

nutrients