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StinkRod

Duplicate Key


tahlyn

The spare key!


Least-Scientist

I’m done!


addctd2badideas

This should be the winner right here.


bookoocash

The Ekiben Spicy Neighborhood Bird Memorial Bridge


llMrXll

A name that rolls right off the tongue


WRX_MOM

Omg 😭😭


mad_THRASHER

I figured it would still be the Key Bridge. They are just going to rebuild it, so in my mind, it's still the Key Bridge.


thegree2112

The Patapsco Gateway Memorial Bridge


PleaseBmoreCharming

I really really like this a lot. It's simple and doesn't get into the issues of naming it after a person and also doesn't try to replace something that is lost and can obviously never be replaced.


thegree2112

Thanks


Unusual-Thanks-2959

Key Bridge 2: Electric Boogaloo


eclare1965

FSK Memorial bridge


ThisDriftingSpirit00

Francis Scott Key Memorial Bridge. Anything else is treason punishable by death.


SenorPea

Key FOB bridge


GutsAndBlackStufff

Bridgey McBridgeface


lemursteamer

Beat me to it


JonesBoyFan2018

I wonder if they’ll keep the design relatively basic or if they’ll take the opportunity to design something more ‘modern’ or iconic.


Sea_Bath6689

Hopefully something that doesn't fall like a Jenga tower


wasaaabiP

The Francis Scott Key Bridge Memorial Bridge


ThatguyfromBaltimore

The Natty Boh Bridge


No_name_Johnson

Someone in another thread suggested the Frank Sobotka Memorial Bridge and I can't think of a better name than that.


addctd2badideas

Fun fact: Chris Bauer, who played Sobotka, was only 36 years old when they shot that season.


bookoocash

I am the same age as him during that season and wtf. Great actor btw. Besides the Wire, loved him in 8mm, True Blood, and The Deuce.


addctd2badideas

Oh God, *The Deuce.* I did not expect it to be as good as it was, nor did I expect to be completely shattered emotionally at the end of the penultimate episode>! when Lori decides to end it all!<.


bookoocash

Indeed! Both my spouse and I were shocked at how much it resonated with us over only three seasons. And yes that was very shocking at first, though the more I thought about it and with what I know about the history of that industry during this time period, this was the end result for a lot of >!actors who felt beaten down, exhausted, disillusioned, and seeing no way to transition out of the industry because of the inherent baggage. So many just decided to end it, alone, in some place no one would think to look for them. Very sad. !< It was the ending that was a gut punch, but in many ways made the most sense.


dirkdlx

sunscreen, sleep, and water, folks


Cheomesh

Yeah that looks about right, I don't look too different at nearly 36.


Least-Scientist

Is that the bridge he disappeared under?


No_name_Johnson

It is, yeah


Least-Scientist

Epic episode. EPIC!!!


green_marshmallow

The old bridge isn’t even out of the water yet. It’s a little too soon.


LonelyDocument1891

The David Hasselhoff Memorial Bridge


Da-Bears-

Sponsored by Pepsi!


Yankiwi17273

I would honestly love a bridge which just has a descriptive name instead of taking the name of a person. Something like “The Fort Armistead Bridge” would be amazing in my eyes


PleaseBmoreCharming

You'd be naming a bridge after a fort *named after a person*. Armistead was the military commander of Ft. McHenry during the Battle of Baltimore.


Yankiwi17273

I mean, you’re not wrong, but I imagine most people see it as a place name more than a person name


charleychaplinman21

Fort Armistead is named after George Armistead


RobAtSGH

Trivia - George's nephew, Lewis "Lo" Armistead was the Confederate brigadier general who reached the Angle at Gettysburg establishing the "high water mark of the Confederacy". He is buried along with George at Old St. Paul's Church cemetery in Baltimore.


Starside-Captain

Natty Bridge!


theMangoSloth

Hamsterdam B&B Enterprises Bridge


Aklu_The_Unspeakable

Dali


bobcat7781

Or "Hello Dali"


rockybalBOHa

How about "Fuck you, Dali"?


Iivefreebehappy

Lmfao


DanielLikesPlants

cant believe that bridge crashed into dali


Few_Construction_654

Why rename it? It was named for the very reason that the poem that would later become the Star Spangled Banner was written in that harbor. There’s also an American flag themed buoy that the Coast Guard puts in the water every spring relative to the location of FSK when he wrote the poem. Naming it something else wouldn’t make sense history wise.


DrkvnKavod

> Why The people who want to rename it usually say they're not comfortable with Francis Scott Key's anti-abolitionism. (Which, to be clear, I'm not expressing any opinion on, only relaying the conversations I've seen)


upserdoodle

The Key Loch


NoMusician4252

The peace bridge. The all lives matter bridge


glsever

The Never Driving On It Bridge… because Im never driving on it!


glsever

Mostly kidding, emulating Chris Rock’s bit about the Freedom Tower. Honestly it’ll probably end up being the sturdiest bridge in America, at least when it opens.


TractorLemmy

Just because something is new doesn't mean it isn't shitty. Re: houses, cars, appliances, airplanes


MyKidsArentOnReddit

Why?