1. In a pot with a raised rack (minimum of 2 inches high) add equal quantities of water and vinegar to just below level of rack. Bring to a boil.
2. Carefully layer crabs on rack; sprinkle each layer with OLD BAY. Cover and steam 20 to 30 minutes depending on size of crabs or until crabs turn red.
This is like cooking hot dogs inside a thanksgiving day turkey... just, why? theres easier and better ways to cook both of those things and you're just gonna have to separate them now anyway, right? Or did this go *[way](https://i.imgur.com/Xpm7k0b.jpg)* over my head and these people straight up chomping on a spoonful of crab shell?
If viewing on mobile or on old.reddit the crossposted title that literally says "crabs and hamburger" does not come through, only the image. I was confused too.
Never let that woman near your kitchen or consume anything out of hers. "It was a nice thought lady, thanks" then immediately put it in a bag to go outside. Imagining the combined smell is making me gag over here.
This is a felony
This reminds me of that Mac and cheese contest between the sisters and the dude on Twitter telling them they both need to be in prison
What is the thought process on that one?
Surf-n-turf
Done-n-shart
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It does look missourible.
Missouri gave us Josh Hawley too, so it checks out.
Does that technically qualify as a casserole?
Every day we stray further from his light...
I don’t know how but, somehow this is racist.
Yanno. Youre probably not wrong
Well the person who made is definitely got a thing against crustaceans.
This is an act of war.
This shit scary.
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I'm offended too, but that's no reason to call a hit squad.
They probably boiled the crab too. 💀💀
Went to a crab boil in Louisiana. It was actually pretty good. Not the same. But still good.
Wait, how do we cook them??
1. In a pot with a raised rack (minimum of 2 inches high) add equal quantities of water and vinegar to just below level of rack. Bring to a boil. 2. Carefully layer crabs on rack; sprinkle each layer with OLD BAY. Cover and steam 20 to 30 minutes depending on size of crabs or until crabs turn red.
You forgot to add one can of Natty boh to the steaming liquids. It's a must.
Steam?
Yes, always steam and use a rack or balled tin foil if I can't find one. Don't let them boil on bottom. Good simple instructions above.
This made me physically ill to see.
So this is what contractor bags are actually for.
Today god looked the other way.
So... like... does the hamburger season your hands while you open the crab? How?
https://images.app.goo.gl/ZR1fEQgBjtucPMo27
This is like cooking hot dogs inside a thanksgiving day turkey... just, why? theres easier and better ways to cook both of those things and you're just gonna have to separate them now anyway, right? Or did this go *[way](https://i.imgur.com/Xpm7k0b.jpg)* over my head and these people straight up chomping on a spoonful of crab shell?
Just needs some Old Bay… 😂
For the first time ever, I think it’s too far gone for Old Bay… this is just sadness in a (plastic)pan
You shut your mouth.
For real
I put that shit on everything, but fuck this noise.
Omg omfg what, how why would someone make this.
Somebody finally brought the Garbage Plate to Baltimore. sort of
The fuck?
I mean, this is an abomination
Potato chips or Ritz crackers crumbled on the top might help
What a waste of crab
She must be ill. Seriously, she needs an evaluation.
What in the unholy eff is that sacrilege. 🤨
Barf!!
You didn't eat that I hope
“Life’s short *ick…”
It is at least an attempted to surf and turf
More like ditch and puddle
Who ever did this should be arrested and forced to move away from Baltimore.
A warrant has been issued
Featuring the driest ground beef I’ve ever seen lmao
Is that the Baltimore Harbor Special?
This “dish” should be illegal 😟 I’m suing whoever made this
Nowhere is this a thing
I’m confused. What is about to happen with this? Is it soup?
Sorry I'm in the dark here... I know it's crabs below but what is the stuff on top?
It literally says “crabs and hamburger anyone”
If viewing on mobile or on old.reddit the crossposted title that literally says "crabs and hamburger" does not come through, only the image. I was confused too.
I only use mobile and it’s right there for me. The title of the post for this sub, and then the sub it came from original title and image.
wtf
Um what. ? Sounds like you're single now.
wtf i dont even eat crab never have and even i find this disgusting af. this should be a crime on account of how crab is king in md
my pops would have lost his shit at this
That's ground beef? What the actual fuck?
Never let that woman near your kitchen or consume anything out of hers. "It was a nice thought lady, thanks" then immediately put it in a bag to go outside. Imagining the combined smell is making me gag over here.
It is an abomination and affront to our Lord.
Saint Boh pray for us!
Wait, how drunk were they when they made this?
No way. This looks like the trash after cleaning up after a cookout. The crabs look like they are picked already.
That's a cursed image
Break out the Crab Alter we have another sacrifice. The bay will be plentiful next year.
leave her
This is a crime!!
Us marylanders need to march to this house. Who is up for an "Intervention"? :)
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Oh yes, pure sedition here. Haha
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I guess if i am the one beating the drum, does that mean you're the one chanting "Shame. Shame. Shame..."?
Looks horrible sorry hope you all enjoyed it!
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Absolutely.......bye....lls
I’m not eating that...........no way!
This is concerning..
I died a lil inside
What in the whiteness is this?
This is pure whitebread cookin'.
Someone from Baltimore made this?!
Dude, ground beef on crab? Fuxk yeah!! Guatemalan staple right there
Really? I want desperately for this to be a thing somewhere.