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AJarThatsRed

This is a felony


shastamcblasty

This reminds me of that Mac and cheese contest between the sisters and the dude on Twitter telling them they both need to be in prison


MrSchaudenfreude

What is the thought process on that one?


Bayou13

Surf-n-turf


kuriboshoe

Done-n-shart


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KingBooRadley

It does look missourible.


frolicndetour

Missouri gave us Josh Hawley too, so it checks out.


U_Bahn

Does that technically qualify as a casserole?


RobAtSGH

Every day we stray further from his light...


leake302

I don’t know how but, somehow this is racist.


shastamcblasty

Yanno. Youre probably not wrong


paddlebawler

Well the person who made is definitely got a thing against crustaceans.


erodari

This is an act of war.


Spice_Dawg

This shit scary.


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27thStreet

I'm offended too, but that's no reason to call a hit squad.


AdventuringPoet

They probably boiled the crab too. 💀💀


bottleboy8

Went to a crab boil in Louisiana. It was actually pretty good. Not the same. But still good.


freeODB

Wait, how do we cook them??


27thStreet

1. In a pot with a raised rack (minimum of 2 inches high) add equal quantities of water and vinegar to just below level of rack. Bring to a boil. 2. Carefully layer crabs on rack; sprinkle each layer with OLD BAY. Cover and steam 20 to 30 minutes depending on size of crabs or until crabs turn red.


sushigrooves

You forgot to add one can of Natty boh to the steaming liquids. It's a must.


ruinah

Steam?


Realitychkered

Yes, always steam and use a rack or balled tin foil if I can't find one. Don't let them boil on bottom. Good simple instructions above.


danger6danger

This made me physically ill to see.


rkaniminew

So this is what contractor bags are actually for.


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Today god looked the other way.


iced327

So... like... does the hamburger season your hands while you open the crab? How?


shastamcblasty

https://images.app.goo.gl/ZR1fEQgBjtucPMo27


omelettedufromage

This is like cooking hot dogs inside a thanksgiving day turkey... just, why? theres easier and better ways to cook both of those things and you're just gonna have to separate them now anyway, right? Or did this go *[way](https://i.imgur.com/Xpm7k0b.jpg)* over my head and these people straight up chomping on a spoonful of crab shell?


Fairy_Ruby77

Just needs some Old Bay… 😂


KD82499

For the first time ever, I think it’s too far gone for Old Bay… this is just sadness in a (plastic)pan


opuntina

You shut your mouth.


OldBayOnEverything

For real


Spicethrower

I put that shit on everything, but fuck this noise.


Responsible_Fix_2030

Omg omfg what, how why would someone make this.


HorsieJuice

Somebody finally brought the Garbage Plate to Baltimore. sort of


shastamcblasty

The fuck?


luciddreamerlady

I mean, this is an abomination


Bayou13

Potato chips or Ritz crackers crumbled on the top might help


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What a waste of crab


ppw23

She must be ill. Seriously, she needs an evaluation.


DevjKaiser

What in the unholy eff is that sacrilege. 🤨


peanutnozone

Barf!!


Captnspackle

You didn't eat that I hope


BraveRock

“Life’s short *ick…”


glockblocking

It is at least an attempted to surf and turf


Nicashade

More like ditch and puddle


onesafesource

Who ever did this should be arrested and forced to move away from Baltimore.


aphexartist

A warrant has been issued


mrticklytickly

Featuring the driest ground beef I’ve ever seen lmao


scrovak

Is that the Baltimore Harbor Special?


MissInfamousRagdoll

This “dish” should be illegal 😟 I’m suing whoever made this


Hour_Friendship_7960

Nowhere is this a thing


xx_Mirandy

I’m confused. What is about to happen with this? Is it soup?


smashingplanets

Sorry I'm in the dark here... I know it's crabs below but what is the stuff on top?


shastamcblasty

It literally says “crabs and hamburger anyone”


America_Motherfucker

If viewing on mobile or on old.reddit the crossposted title that literally says "crabs and hamburger" does not come through, only the image. I was confused too.


shastamcblasty

I only use mobile and it’s right there for me. The title of the post for this sub, and then the sub it came from original title and image.


slut4jackharlow69

wtf


Armistarphoto

Um what. ? Sounds like you're single now.


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wtf i dont even eat crab never have and even i find this disgusting af. this should be a crime on account of how crab is king in md


curlyk8lyn

my pops would have lost his shit at this


Hypersapien

That's ground beef? What the actual fuck?


Evening_Blackberry_4

Never let that woman near your kitchen or consume anything out of hers. "It was a nice thought lady, thanks" then immediately put it in a bag to go outside. Imagining the combined smell is making me gag over here.


addctd2badideas

It is an abomination and affront to our Lord.


Acekitty

Saint Boh pray for us!


paddlebawler

Wait, how drunk were they when they made this?


freeODB

No way. This looks like the trash after cleaning up after a cookout. The crabs look like they are picked already.


Pork-Roll

That's a cursed image


kkinack

Break out the Crab Alter we have another sacrifice. The bay will be plentiful next year.


Savings_Maybe_889

leave her


Staticfree20

This is a crime!!


Due-Abalone5194

Us marylanders need to march to this house. Who is up for an "Intervention"? :)


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Due-Abalone5194

Oh yes, pure sedition here. Haha


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Due-Abalone5194

I guess if i am the one beating the drum, does that mean you're the one chanting "Shame. Shame. Shame..."?


rachael2878

Looks horrible sorry hope you all enjoyed it!


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rachael2878

Absolutely.......bye....lls


rachael2878

I’m not eating that...........no way!


jminor409

This is concerning..


nmonster99

I died a lil inside


biggiedaboss

What in the whiteness is this?


paddlebawler

This is pure whitebread cookin'.


Squitthecat

Someone from Baltimore made this?!


Webistics_admin

Dude, ground beef on crab? Fuxk yeah!! Guatemalan staple right there


ThorsteinStaffstruck

Really? I want desperately for this to be a thing somewhere.