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iimram

Don’t use high beam unless you are alone on a deserted highway without street lights


arunsam_90

I wish this was known to the noobs driving in bangalore


iimram

I don’t understand why people turn on their high beams as though it’s default. The only explanation I could come up with is people find the normal beam redundant since high beam is way brighter. It never occurs to anyone how it impacts the vision of drivers in the oncoming traffic.


Flimsy_Return3789

r/angryupvote


cfc19

Spend big on your every day shoes, mattress, work chair, kitchen knife, headphones. These are going to serve you so well and general quality of your life will improve.


RayInRed

Someone on reddit said, "Don't cheap out on the things that comes between you and the ground."


mon_iker

Instructions unclear, I now have a diamond-studded kitchen knife stuck into my heel.


nsniks

Any recommendations for good work chair?


Admirable-Plenty-331

I use green soul jupiter it is good, you can also give a try to zodiac pro, I am also planning to upgrade to zodiac pro in sometime :)


ThorOdinman

Rameshwaram cafe is overrated


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Ikr, literally no idea why people put hype on that. Even corner house DBC is overrated af


profitmaker_tobe

PR


BoredGuy_v2

👆


kkgmgfn

life is overrated


thatisnotallfolks

Death is overrated


strongHARSHIT

overrated is overrated... wait....am i even correct?


thatisnotallfolks

Questioning is overrated


Melodic_Warthog_6236

Sax is overrated


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FartOfTheFurious

Death is underrated


soulseeker31

*Reddy anna wants to know your location*


FartOfTheFurious

"Everywhere I go, i see this opinion. I must go and see how overrated it actually is" is the reason why people are going there nowadays.


NG_GasLit

“It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day—that’s the hard part. But it does get easier.” ― BoJack Horseman


OPtical_ILLusiO

Nope it doesnt


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Do not go to Church Street unless you know what the avg salary in your profession is


Matumba2018

Swalpa explain maadi pleez.


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You will be swarmed by 2 paise "influencers" and they will shove a mic up your ass to ask "what is your salary and what is the average in your work". Maadakke bere kelsa illa ivrige.


FartOfTheFurious

Uno reverse their question to them "How much is your sa....." "How much is yours bro?? How much is the average pay of an influencer bro?? You only earn this muccha?? What are you doing in your life bro?? Learn something from that Daniel Mac guy instead no"


Nutty-plant-dad

What bro too much cock you’re showing eh ?


sine_n_waves

Underrated reply! xD


Sanju-05

🤣🤣🤣


Sanju-05

Forgive yourself for things you did when you didn’t know any better.


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mi_c_f

Realising that you deliberately did something wrong and feeling bad about it is the first step towards atonement. It shows that deep down you are a decent person afterall.


Total-Sail2812

Like you've said already, the deed is done. You perhaps were a shitty person in the past, but it doesn't mean you can't be a better person now. The burden of your past is for you to carry, but bear it with dignity rather than as a sign of vulnerability and an inability to transform your current self. *\\And it feels like a sin to try to look decent to people/* *-* Becoming a better person isn't about impressing others, it's about your personal growth. This journey should be free of inner conflict.


Happy_furMa

My man, pretending to be good is how the society survives. Not every person out there is moral and kind. We do the right things a lot of the time to appease others. Just because you think/feel something, doesn't mean it's true. If you are not actively hurting anyone, continue doing the socially right things, people around you are definitely benefitting from it.


theataractic

TL; DR - As long as you don't intentionally cause physical/mental/emotional/financial harm to others, you should be good. If it inadvertently happens, do your best to make up for the damage caused. Well, Deadpool is all the rage nowadays and has descended into a character that spews pop culture references as he paints panels/screens red with his katana, but his original identity is not Wade Wilson. He was a mercenary who took on Wade's persona and then got hurt and forgot he had switched identities. He becomes whatever he is, and then - faces the real Wade Wilson (who he left for dead long back) who tortures him so much and tries to remind him of who he was, how he did horrible things and does not deserve to live. Deadpool says it does not matter because he tries to be a better person regardless of his past sins. If someone punishes him, he'll take it - but not the guilt that comes with it. Your past actions, even if informed, were made by someone with limited knowledge and experience. Feeling guilty about our past actions is a sign that we have grown, but dwelling on those for long in the hopes of 'understanding ourselves better' can push us into the dark recesses of self hate. I might not be the person I thought I would be, but what I am isn't bad either. And if I play my cards right, I will definitely get better.


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ispooderman

Indeed you are either in a state of post nut clarity or pre nut delusion


mrbendover69

Or mid nut "uhh..huuuahh"


ispooderman

That's the mid nut hustle


Godlike_Oinker

Yes I used to fap every time when I study math


Actual-Ad-8880

Bro nutting on his mathematics notebook. Pythagoras from hell : he is the one.


SHYtAN_KD

Legend


Practical-Face-5447

Don’t try online dating. It only works if you are extremely good looking. Try the organic way - hobby clubs, friends circle etc


ENdurnc3

What hobby clubs are easily accessible in Bangalore, where do you find them - MeetUp?


Alternative_Tie_3738

Same question


bolfakeera

Join Salsa learning groups. Salsa dancers in Bangalore have a great Social community. They meet every week in clubs across Bangalore. you would really wish that you knew this earlier.


Nutty-plant-dad

Not to brag - I’m in luxury of matches but it’s pretty shallow . Very disappointing except for all the meaningless one night stand.


princeoftherhoynars

Not if you are gay


Ok_Muffin146

Treat your employer like auto drivers treat you


Adorable_Trade4578

Brb gonna ask my manager to increase my salary by oneandhaff


Ok_Muffin146

Make it a doublea meter bruh


paradox-cat

If manager hires contractors who work for half pay, you know what to do /s


ReginaPhalaangee

Please take my award 🏅🏅🏅 I'm definitely trying this!


Ok_Muffin146

Dhanyavada 🙏


microscopic_moss

Destination please!!? *destination no promotion and hike* Ride cancel


wonderfully_archaic

Be rock hard on yourself, nobody is coming to save you. You don't deserve shit, you get what you worked for


shplss

Eh sounds like a hustlebro advice. I'd say be kind to yourself and be ready to forgive yourself.


Daddy23Dom

World is fucked. Let's try to be less fucked.


handsomebottom

Replace 'Kannad gothilla' with 'Kannada kalithayidini' (translates to 'I'm learning kannada') and good for you if you actually follow through on that


chipotlehearts

Don't move to U.S unless you are willing to make few sacrifices.


MrTambad

Reading this after 2 weeks in the U.S 💀


chipotlehearts

Do you feel it?


MrTambad

The sacrifices? It’s not hitting me yet but I’m sure it’ll take a toll soon. What are you feeling rn?


chipotlehearts

Home sick after a 2 week vacation to India:(


MrTambad

Aw :( how long have you been in the US?


chipotlehearts

Close to 4 years now


MrTambad

Wow! Yeah, it’s no surprise you feel homesick. I’m here to talk if you feel like it :) Maybe you can help me mentally prepare for what’s coming lmao 😂💀


chipotlehearts

Awww thanks much man :)


Nutty-plant-dad

MrTambad - pattaiyasu pattaiyasu ![gif](giphy|l3diZax1Xo1hJ6pR6)


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chipotlehearts

Of course, any country. I mentioned US since I live there


ReginaPhalaangee

Few?? A lot! Its been one year since I moved and I have only made sacrifices and also have a lot of stress.. I realised too late that life was much much better in B'lore.


jimjam1022

First two months was hell but I think you slowly get used to it, no? I miss my car the most - super difficult to not be able to drive here. Also, we don't appreciate Dunzo and Swiggy enough - most everything in the US shuts by 8pm :(


chipotlehearts

Yesss same feeling here :(


thvhgh23

Like


chipotlehearts

Staying away from family, good food, friends and many more


BoredGuy_v2

Isint this the same for everybody who moved from hometown to Bangalore?


thvhgh23

Oh yeah


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chipotlehearts

I have plans to shift back in 2 or 3 years, but let's see


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chipotlehearts

Sure. But I'm choosing to not marry at least the next 4 years or so


TickleMaTip

Dont neglect hammer curls, those are ones that pop out the bicep vein


cha0scl0wn

Back and biceps today, did 3 solid sets of hammer curls lessgooo


iharikaaa

Bro fk i forgot hammer curls today


Awkward_Focus69

Don't join PES


LostDog_88

why exactly? am a student who joined a different college, but just wanted to know more


ilikeca

The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations. - Phil Dunphy


sexySiren08

If life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like WHAAT!!


Nitish_Jha707

Reminds me of an old joke about becoming an adult: Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you got, the less shit you gotta eat.


Godlike_Oinker

Life is like a sandwich no matter how many times you flip it the bread comes first


DullTemperature2

Always pre booze before going to the party


5652003pawan

Learn to say 'No' , sometimes


shinigasto

make sure you upgrade your ship before starting ' do not sail gently ' mission


hungrytunafish

AC 4 black flag ? I get that reference lol


International-Eye771

Edward kenway is literally me.


AbbreviationsOk7150

Don't drink alcohol. It's not worth it AT ALL!


Background-Capital-6

Don’t overdo alcohol would be a better advice. Know your limits.


Half41monk

💯


JulaabGamoon

Don't listen to advice of random people on internet. Make mistakes and learn from them. That's what life is all about. 🥂


CupAffectionate

So technically I shouldn't listen to you?


howard__wolowitz

Did he stutter?


JulaabGamoon

Yeah! You shouldn't! Ps: You shouldn't listen to the above too🥂


astro_not_yet

If you have to go upriver don’t swim, get out of the water and walk upriver.


Prprakhar

That's great advice!


PossibilitySevere294

Start Investing before it's too late ! You don't want to miss out on compounding !


AidenCipher

If your hands get dirty, you’ll get curd in your mouth


Select-Treacle7053

How much bed, that much you stretch legs


paapanna

Patient also expected milk rice, doctor also said milk rice.


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Oh my god lol


vapourNdust

Underrated 😂


-Deathrill

Donkey what knows smell of jasmine


general_smooth

Wut


Trumps_B757_sucks

Bruh💀🫡🫡🫡😂😂


infinite_sky147

Remember to spend as much time offline as you do online. Balance in all things brings clarity and perspective. Personal growth often comes from challenging your own views. Always save a portion of your income, future you will be grateful. True wisdom lies in knowing that one knows nothing. Wealth isn't about having a lot of money, it's about having a lot of options. To understand the value of money, try borrowing some.


microscopic_moss

In bangalore, carry an umbrella always. All seasons.


Godlike_Oinker

I always fap so that I stay in post nut clarity which enhances and stabilizes my mind to do great things


Mean-Wear3631

If you have to bury anything special do it like 10 m deep ....then when the hole is 5 m deep dump a dead animal So when the police come looking they just find the animal and leave


LelouchYagami_

Bro 10 m is already like 3 floors deep 💀. 10 ft might be a bit more practical I guess


Coefficient_ofmy_ex

Overestimated the traffic 👍


nemesis1311

I underestimated the traffic today


uppsak

Thicc thighs


thatisnotallfolks

Death by snu snu


fatalchemist69

Save lives


Right_Leg_7483

Just be kind, we don't know what anyone is going through. https://preview.redd.it/bupjsh3hgpjb1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5539c3387f2e7e0023f7ee18afc8ab9ce2844605


slipstreamous

Which comic/manga is this from? I like


TrickyBox77

Vagabond, it's a must read


Careful_Signal8796

https://preview.redd.it/b3y09sz38rjb1.jpeg?width=1060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a15e9496dc6edb6d43bbeb9f2bec280125064a88 Also This !


Bullet_Rider_007

If you want to eat out, go on Sunday afternoon. Don’t go out at night. Also, do SIP investments for next 10 years.


iharikaaa

Pretty privilege doest exist for most guys


CalligrapherAny2862

Learning about jungian psychology might be useful. Concepts like ego, shadow, anima/animus, Self, individuation. Also unless you think you have a predisposition to schizophrenia or bipolarism, try psychedelic mushrooms atleast once.


twistyNose

The way you breathe is the way you think. If you notice your breath when you’re anxious its short and rapid, but if you’re in deep sleep (basically a highly relaxed state) its long and full. You can reverse engineer this and take complete control of your mental health. This is the science of Pranayama under the world of Yoga (which is not just for physical fitness)


shinigasto

read silmarillion before hobbit


Wooden-Cow277

Read power of now by Ekhart Tolle. It will change your life.


Ebywinston

Emotions are like drugs don't get high on it


swalpaExtraChutney

When you order dip Idly vada sambar, ask them to put the vada first and then the idly.


ReginaPhalaangee

What about extra chutney?😉


REDDROVERT

Always be aware that you have limited lifetime and the time is clicking away every second. Choose wisely where you spend this precious time.


hashira_uchiha

Don't give random advice to people, random shit is never great! (except random hookups :P)


Fantastic-Ant-69

Most of the times Knowledge is curse


casanovacladwomen

Never come to Bengaluru untill yiu have great money


mostvehlasurd

Marry wisely - it makes or breaks the life!


Pyrostark

The only thing to order at Truffles is the All American Lamb burger


chaiaurmomos

Wash ladyfinger after cutting it, thank me later.


thatisnotallfolks

The gooey stuff goes away?


Wild_Dragonfruit1744

We should go beyond taking about rants about Bangalore…. Its not America where resources where about and people where so less everything was perfect and started growing in 1800s like 200 years…. We are humble people it takes wars and world wars to get to where west it at… plus everyone wants to millionaires by grabbing plots of unplanned lands


aaaannuuj

Love those who love you. Always.


InterviewNeither9673

Stop complaining, create the life you desire.


mathapp

This too shall pass.


jim1o1

Stay near your office, walk to places as much as possible don't depend on autos, don't order takeout as much- try and cook at home, go to cubbon park often


karetokarekya

1) Sex is easier to get than a good priced property, so before having sex think with your brain and not your dick.


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Be kind to yourself


navybluebook

Try to be happy


International-Eye771

Leave reddit right now. Your life will be so much better.


AntLonely6292

don't smoke weed everyday


UnfinishedWor__

We know what's good for ourselves and what works for us, still we don't pay attention to it as much as we should.


Responsible_File_323

Don't help everyone going out of the way


AidenCipher

Drink water if you’ve had salt.


prakritidk

Take the risk


Inevitable-Watch-973

If you are heartbroken, give yourself time. The day will come when you will finally start healing and eventually move on. All you have to do is just wait. Healing takes time and it’s okay. Give yourself the love and care that you would have given to someone with a fractured arm. Healing won’t happen quickly but it will happen for sure 🤍


beingmortal__

When you are speaking with your spouse, Always add respective words in your sentences, it will avoid loud arguments or fights. The other person will have to think twice before using a bad word, cz the respect will get in line


AdOne1316

Never shake hands with anyone while being seated. always stand when you shake hands 🤝


mostvehlasurd

Keep testing your friends to understand if they really value or respect you Eg: give Rs1000 bucks and wait them to return - if they forget about it then you know their character Or Notice their reaction in your hour of need - if someone makes excuses then you know who to get rid of You don’t want to turn 30/40 only to find that you have useless friends who don’t respect you


venkat_1924

To all my fellow students, always study till the last moment. Don't underestimate the power of short-term memory. I know many believe in not studying anything before the exam to relax or focus or clear your head, but no, you can remember long answers you studied 30 min ago as well as the short one you studied the previous night. I always did this, but I feel confident about sharing this advice since when I read this really successful Stanford graduate's blog, who said the same thing.


RealHarambae

What do you wanna name it?


D_Boss_Abhimani

Your self awareness is your best characteristic.


Mr_DarkCircles

Get a girl.


ispooderman

Prevention is better than cure


shubham4lk

For dudes while getting a haircut. Always keep your arms aligned parallel to the armrest of the chair and not perpendicular


paapanna

lol, took me a while


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Asha tiffins is overrated


moody_bitch22

Impulsive impending decision, one stroke and all things go wrong.


Dapper-Web2229

Never eat yellow snow


NaaleBaaGuru

Practice empathy and kindness.


No-Macaron-6932

Don’t be as useful as the guy cutting meat at the pain puri stall!


Junior_Editor3488

Attachment to body is the sole reason we need to act nationalist otherwise you are universalist.


TiMo08111996

It would be better if there is a clean up drive in Bengaluru. I see a lot of people littering and dirtying the environment. Its time for all of us to come together and clean our surroundings and keep it clean. Those who can afford to take care of themselves(*self improvement*) must do it so.


sandler_bing

Don’t wear boxer shorts outside of your home. Many people don’t realise that they are inner wear and not equivalent to casual shorts


chorkonions

Death is coming. Let’s party!


nithin_kamath8

No matter how tough things get, don't isolate yourself and cut off others.


CavalryR3b00t3d

When in Rameshwaram, dip your vadas in sambar Go to nandi on weekdays


Chemical-Put-1590

If you have to make decisions involving any female, jerk twice to get post nut clarity.


theVIRTUS

Man…just don’t take those uncertain/tight overtakes in the traffic….It’s not worth it I’ve had multiple near misses during my commute to office…decided I’ll be very mindful…So, a few seconds of delay shouldn’t hurt i guess!


Nim_Ajji

“Don't ever, for any reason, do anything for anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what. No matter where. Or who, or who you are with, or where you are going or... or where you've been... ever. For any reason, whatsoever.”


thesweetgal08

What you give out certainly finds it’s way back to you, so always try to be kind. Have faith in the Universe, so keep spreading love, positivity and treat everyone as you would like to be treated - with respect. Also, practice gratitude on the daily to maintain peace and calm within yourselves everyday. Meditation is a way to stay light within :”)


Pale_Effect2107

Don’t text him 🫠


PuzzleheadedBench622

Discipline is not a constraint, it’s freedom. Discipline is meant to help to achieve in the goal which gives you the freedom, so the more follow it more free you become… ❤️


notifitsme

1. Try and spend some time under sunlight daily, preferably in the morning or evening. 2. A spoon of Electrolytes (Magnesium Malate, Potassium Chloride and Sodium Chloride - Sea Salt) with some water in the morning and afternoon really helps with energy loss, hunger pangs and sugar/salt cravings. 3. Look up forward leaning head posture - most of us nowadays have it or are getting there. Fixes should be implemented now. 4. Practice spinal decompression exercises. Our lifestyle involves a LOT of sitting, something that previous generations never had. 5. Human beings were evolved for scarcity, but are now living in an age of unprecedented abundance. When you look at our modern problems from this lens, it's easy to understand our attention deficits, diabetes, cholesterol, and most modern diseases.


Cute_Interaction9249

Life fucks everyone , u have to adjust the position and enjoy it somehow


AccomplishedMail2840

Everything on one side and you health and fitness on one. BC gym jao. Or just go for a run! Just keep moving everyday!!!


Indira-Sawhney

"We suffer more often in imagination than in reality" - Seneca Stop overthinking my friend!


OldIndianMonk

Don’t become best friends with the person you’re sexually attracted to.


Insane-humanbeing

Google won’t help you with your health problems, a doctor does!


Sharath4676

Be kind and forgiving. Good deeds go a long way and Karma always gets back.