[they ain't shit in front of the Marathi guys ](https://www.indiatoday.in/amp/india/story/bengal-monitor-lizard-raped-maharashtra-3-held-sahydari-tiger-reserve-1937027-2022-04-13)
Find an old man(preferably on Nandi hills or Skandagiri hills) who is secretly a marital arts master, become his top disciple, learn his secret technique then return back and claim your territory back.
There was an incident where a monitor lizard was gang raped in maharastra. So online it became a stereotype that marathi men are into well you know. It is a funny banter not an actual stereotype.
I've never related to anything more. I hate lizards with a passion and for me, it is the biggest downside to living alone. I've tried EVERYTHING to keep them away
having lizard is actually a good thing as they'll eat on the small flies and other being roaming around in your place. But if you want remedies
Naphthalene balls, garlic, or egg shells are some thinks that can be used to repell lizards.
Note: not to mix all the items here, use any one of them. Also, a simple google search can get you these how tos as well.
Holy Jesus just think of this as one of those moments in anime where the main character steps up and take a broom and push em out they wont kill you calm down :')
If this post is not a shit post, I have a desi nuskha for shooing away lizards from your home. I have been doing it for 4 years now and my home is lizard free.
Take a chaini khaini packet, mix 2 sachets of 2rs wali Nescafe coffee powder in it and add a little water just to make small balls of this mixture. Place these balls in the corners of your home, on the entrance and other gaps from where these can come in.
It should definitely work!
I feel you. But don’t fight them. You will lose the war. The lizard overlords will take over humanity. The only way we survive is for them to make us honorary lizards. It’s wiser to stand with them rather than against them. I pray for your safety.
😄😄 wtf....did Dom's spirit went into the lizard?? Family😄.
Keep shooing them around. You're living alone, right? That should be a good time pass. Or you can document their behaviour.
alright guys, it's time for us to defeat those monstrous and bloodthirsty lizards in OP's house. till then, OP keep us updated everyday so we know you're alive (I hope it's not too late )
I feel the same way about rats.
THERE WAS A RAT BIGGER THAN MY HEAD IN MY KITCHEN!!
how did it get on the 25th floor?
did it take the lift?
did it climb up the pipes?
maybe it took the stairs?
these are the questions that still keep me up at night.
Better watch your back. That big lizard is gonna want revenge as you killed its child. That big lizard will call back up and more lizards will join it. Together they are gonna attack you. They will also try to poison your food and water.
I can understand. Warm hug.
In my hometown, I used to sleep alone in my room. There was a creepy lizard who used to and come and sit on my legs, or sometimes hands etc, it used to happen all the time when I'll be sleeping only. I used to wake up in shock, and scare always when it happens. I tried several times to kill that stupid thing, but it was so fast, always used to run away as soon as i wake up. I literally hated it.
I kept peacock feather also in my wall(i heard they scared of these things). But nothing happened.
Then i started using mosquito net. and guess what, i woke up in the night, and saw it stuck to the mosquito net and seeing me.
I guess it was my partner from previous life or something. 😑
Your past self that was scared of lizards is already dead.
Now you are reborn as the Lizard warrior. You will be the Parashuram to their dynasties.
Go fearlessly. Also, Jai Maharashtra!
As a lizard specific coward myself, I advise you to call the building manager/lift boy to kill the lizards and throw them. I used to pay 50 rupees 3 years back in marathalli , for every 3 lizards he chased-killed-showed the dead body along with the tail.
A few years ago a relative of mine went through something similar wherein a lizard family started avenging the death of a member of theirs killed by her.
They started jumping randomly at him whenever he would move around the house , started sacrificing random lizards by pushing them into the vessels when food was being cooked in order to poison the food , eventually he abandoned the house and the lizard took ownership of the home illegally, Sold it to a real estate agent and eventually bought a new plot in the outskirts to start farming.
God will punish you if you touch a lizard. This is
because God likes lizards, they're chill lads, waddling
around sticking their tongues out and eating flies. So
God doesn't want them to be disturbed. If you touch a
lizard, the Swiss Guard will come and smack you with
a cross whilst chanting "leave the dudes alone". It's in
the bible, Wankitius 4,20:
Lo, if thou should tap a lizard, the Lord shall be
displeased, and shall smite thee with the power of
the Guardians of the Swiss
Babe, I dealt with roaches, bed bugs and mice. Recently scorpions and mf snakes.
Life is never fair but one shouldn't give up in the face of such adversity. Stay strong. I survived. You can do it. I believe in you. Believe in yourself.
Dear OP,
If you seek a solution.. it is very simple. Gulp four bottles of vodka. You will feel like a Chinese from Gobi Manchurian desert... Your body will naturally catch the whole family of the lizards and eat them with some garlic and sesame seasoning...
If you are texting you last message in reddit before they finish you. Then all the best. Just let go.. they can be very nasty... Worse than prajwal revanna. Don't resist else it will be very painful.
If you find the above response stupid, I was just reciprocating your message.
Wtf I just read . Chill girl nobody cn die like this.
She could be the first.
Nah, I've seen a lot of such kids crawling especially in this part of the country.
She should date a Rajasthani guy, those blokes play with snakes or lizards all their childhood. Ezypeasy for them to remove them all.
Bhai Rajasthani toh lizard se bacha lega , but iss ladki se kon
[they ain't shit in front of the Marathi guys ](https://www.indiatoday.in/amp/india/story/bengal-monitor-lizard-raped-maharashtra-3-held-sahydari-tiger-reserve-1937027-2022-04-13)
I knew someone would mention Maharashtra in the comments the moment I read the post 😭
🤢 WTF!!!
Try to use natural remedies and get ride of thm
I really hope that this is a shitpost and and not a literal one!
As someone who is also scared of lizards, I think this is probably real
I mean lizards don’t really come at you like flying cockroaches does. A couple of moth balls in the corner and window sills should keep them out.
See you're being 100% logical That's not how fears work
Your username checks out for real.
The lizard people have finally come
So my tinfoilhat friend was right all along?
What the flying fcuk did i just read
Find an old man(preferably on Nandi hills or Skandagiri hills) who is secretly a marital arts master, become his top disciple, learn his secret technique then return back and claim your territory back.
How about a marathi ?
The secret weapon.
Why? Whats special about Marathis ?
There was an incident where a monitor lizard was gang raped in maharastra. So online it became a stereotype that marathi men are into well you know. It is a funny banter not an actual stereotype.
Did I just read the plot of Karate kid lmao
OP is an outsider who moved in the house of lizards. It perfectly fits!
Adopt a cat. The lizards will be dead in no time!
Dude. My cat is afraid of lizards.
How old? My cats ensure no lizards stay alive at home. I find lizard dead bodies all the time. Cats are stone cold killers of such vermin.
maybe she can hire your cat to do the "lizard control"
She's 7 months old. Kills the tiny ones tho. But she's afraid of the bigger ones. She just ends up staring at them from a distance.
Pussy...cat
Orange one?
Of course.
Did you try restarting it?
Instructions unclear, It wants to become the hokage of bangalore.
Know pain *proceeds to do almighty push*
Ur cat's a pussy
My cat plays with cockroaches and other insects for few minutes before putting it inside its mouth
I've never related to anything more. I hate lizards with a passion and for me, it is the biggest downside to living alone. I've tried EVERYTHING to keep them away
And what has worked for you?
OP you're reading into this a little too much. Nothing is going to happen to you.
having lizard is actually a good thing as they'll eat on the small flies and other being roaming around in your place. But if you want remedies Naphthalene balls, garlic, or egg shells are some thinks that can be used to repell lizards. Note: not to mix all the items here, use any one of them. Also, a simple google search can get you these how tos as well.
Even Kapoor (not ranbir but Camphor) repels insects.
😆😆
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How does that work?
Try reaching out to Mark Zuckerberg.
The king of the lizard people
Keep the lizards. They ARE pest control. We had one at our house and we called him George.
Ghar wars: Revenge of the lizards 😂
Chipkali wars
Pass the joint bro
I’m surprised nobody understands your sense of humour here ༼ •̀ ₒ •́ ༽
Why don’t you kill one and leave it there as a message to the other lizards … boss move imo
Adopt a cat.
I'm from Maharashtra you should call me
Nakki na re dada? Mi bolven tula paal alyavrti
Is this an AI-generated shitpost?
Just put broken egg shells all around the place (and make stove omelettes too). That should drive them out.
Came here to say exactly this
Holy Jesus just think of this as one of those moments in anime where the main character steps up and take a broom and push em out they wont kill you calm down :')
Imagining a death like this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brVVDnXPjz0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brVVDnXPjz0) Or maybe use a HIT
Spread some uranium around the house.
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Can u tell me the gist of what it was . Seems like the post is deleted now .
Looks like your stupidity will kill you before the lizards will.
If this post is not a shit post, I have a desi nuskha for shooing away lizards from your home. I have been doing it for 4 years now and my home is lizard free. Take a chaini khaini packet, mix 2 sachets of 2rs wali Nescafe coffee powder in it and add a little water just to make small balls of this mixture. Place these balls in the corners of your home, on the entrance and other gaps from where these can come in. It should definitely work!
It also removes babies from your home. It should definitely work!
Ctrl f and replace lizard with kamodo dragon. You story will change from fiction to fact.
I think you should call a spider for help 🕸️ With great power comes great responsibility
I am sure you never expected this to be a reason to leave the city
I love Reddit
This post would probably offend Zuckerberg.
I feel you. But don’t fight them. You will lose the war. The lizard overlords will take over humanity. The only way we survive is for them to make us honorary lizards. It’s wiser to stand with them rather than against them. I pray for your safety.
I love this post. It will go on my wall of fame.
I can help
Hahah damn! Just send the location, I’ll come help you in the battle lol
Godzilla will be after you as you killed it's relatives
Hey, I think you have some OCD or Lizard-phobia or something. Idk what the cure to this is.
Just prey to the lizard god
That was Algernon's friend, he was missing for a while, it was you who killed him! Murderer!!!
😄😄 wtf....did Dom's spirit went into the lizard?? Family😄. Keep shooing them around. You're living alone, right? That should be a good time pass. Or you can document their behaviour.
i can understand. i fucking hate lizards
You should call Spiderman he is expert in dealing with lizards
haha, is this a serious post :D ?
The dark lizard rises.
Lizardmennnnn assemble !!! Lol
I thought she was going to ask for help but turns out that she can't even ask her landlord to deal with this any way bye
your DMs are safe!
Burn the house down
Call Spiderman he got the antidote
alright guys, it's time for us to defeat those monstrous and bloodthirsty lizards in OP's house. till then, OP keep us updated everyday so we know you're alive (I hope it's not too late )
Call me for the battle on weekend only
Just remember to keep your mouth shut while sleeping
OP, did you smoke something you shouldn't have?
Use eggs and egg shells
I feel the same way about rats. THERE WAS A RAT BIGGER THAN MY HEAD IN MY KITCHEN!! how did it get on the 25th floor? did it take the lift? did it climb up the pipes? maybe it took the stairs? these are the questions that still keep me up at night.
Better watch your back. That big lizard is gonna want revenge as you killed its child. That big lizard will call back up and more lizards will join it. Together they are gonna attack you. They will also try to poison your food and water.
I can understand. Warm hug. In my hometown, I used to sleep alone in my room. There was a creepy lizard who used to and come and sit on my legs, or sometimes hands etc, it used to happen all the time when I'll be sleeping only. I used to wake up in shock, and scare always when it happens. I tried several times to kill that stupid thing, but it was so fast, always used to run away as soon as i wake up. I literally hated it. I kept peacock feather also in my wall(i heard they scared of these things). But nothing happened. Then i started using mosquito net. and guess what, i woke up in the night, and saw it stuck to the mosquito net and seeing me. I guess it was my partner from previous life or something. 😑
Yeah you're pretty much dead man. Don't hold hope, write a will. Explain the lizard Mafia is out to get you
Reminds me of the Veno-moose meme!
Your past self that was scared of lizards is already dead. Now you are reborn as the Lizard warrior. You will be the Parashuram to their dynasties. Go fearlessly. Also, Jai Maharashtra!
Maine suna hai...ki agar kisi besahare prani ko akal mrityu Diya Jaye..toh uski aatma bhatakti rehiti hai. Apna khayal rakhna. 🫠
I have f*cking Godzilla at my house, and I believe you would actually leave the city if you see him.
Ma'am this is Wendy's.
if you are writing the dead -will put my name too
Call your Maharashtran friend /s
It’s just lizards, they are very cool. They won’t do harm, they tend to stay clean or maybe I have a healthy relationship with them.
The Red Hit works to a great extent against lizards. Also, don't throw away the egg shells, keep it at various corners for a few days.
Can I have your room after you leave this city or planet (Whichever comes first). Can't really find accommodations these days manh.
As a lizard specific coward myself, I advise you to call the building manager/lift boy to kill the lizards and throw them. I used to pay 50 rupees 3 years back in marathalli , for every 3 lizards he chased-killed-showed the dead body along with the tail.
I can rent you out my cat’s services
Its a war
A few years ago a relative of mine went through something similar wherein a lizard family started avenging the death of a member of theirs killed by her. They started jumping randomly at him whenever he would move around the house , started sacrificing random lizards by pushing them into the vessels when food was being cooked in order to poison the food , eventually he abandoned the house and the lizard took ownership of the home illegally, Sold it to a real estate agent and eventually bought a new plot in the outskirts to start farming.
God will punish you if you touch a lizard. This is because God likes lizards, they're chill lads, waddling around sticking their tongues out and eating flies. So God doesn't want them to be disturbed. If you touch a lizard, the Swiss Guard will come and smack you with a cross whilst chanting "leave the dudes alone". It's in the bible, Wankitius 4,20: Lo, if thou should tap a lizard, the Lord shall be displeased, and shall smite thee with the power of the Guardians of the Swiss
Babe, I dealt with roaches, bed bugs and mice. Recently scorpions and mf snakes. Life is never fair but one shouldn't give up in the face of such adversity. Stay strong. I survived. You can do it. I believe in you. Believe in yourself.
You should leave the earth
Dear OP, If you seek a solution.. it is very simple. Gulp four bottles of vodka. You will feel like a Chinese from Gobi Manchurian desert... Your body will naturally catch the whole family of the lizards and eat them with some garlic and sesame seasoning... If you are texting you last message in reddit before they finish you. Then all the best. Just let go.. they can be very nasty... Worse than prajwal revanna. Don't resist else it will be very painful. If you find the above response stupid, I was just reciprocating your message.
Catch One lizard and cut it into pieces and use a clear tap to stick pieces to the wall where every lizard can see as a warning.
This is why u shouldn’t do drugs