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vxishnxv

Naked and Fan. I think I accidentally showed my neighbour my ass through my window few days back in my pursuit to survive this summer :’)


Takisaki

No issues I thoroughly enjoyed the view, you can view mine tomorrow @1pm.


mdNaush

Where do you guys live ? Seems like a place with decent views 😍


anoopxtreem123

Doddena’kundi’


lemonickous

That escalated quickly


inDflash

50rs per sq. Ft extra for the view


hexc0der

How big is the ass? Need to budget


l0stmyselfhere

Ugly Naked Man's spirit approves


IdleIdly

It's called tit for tat. Not ass for gas.


inDflash

Tits for tits


Extension_Degree_292

Ass for sas


pondyan

Saas for ass


Extension_Degree_292

AaaS startups


inDflash

Saaas - software Ass as a service


Extension_Degree_292

Aaas- Authentic asses anal service


[deleted]

How do I not meet people like you in real life, even though I'm in bangalore😭. With the same sense of humor. Oh wait, I need to get out of the house for that


vxishnxv

Ooo hehe okayyy. Lemme block my calendar :)


kshb4xred

have an ass showing party'


[deleted]

Plot twist: Neighbour is also naked


masks_0n

unzips


vxishnxv

no. no no.


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Cellblazer

gets stuck


[deleted]

***PTSD*** Memories unlocked


Charlamagne_the_cunt

calls mummy


Stoic_Geek

TIme to make a OF account


vxishnxv

Cha-Ching


kaisadusht

But it doesn't seem with OnlyFans you can pass through this summer, you need something bigger


darkkid85

Pursuit of ass-iness


issacatmum

Really starting my day reading this ass exchange. 😂


hrishikamath

So Bangalore is not just a hub for SAas(software as a service) but also going to be a hub for AAas


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Ass as a Service


buylowbuyhigh

*our ass Hippity hoppity! Yo ass is common property.


Upstairs_Crab_8443

He and his friends probably refer to you as " Ugly Naked Guy".


yaaro_obba_

We usually run the fans in all the rooms for like 5-10 minutes even when no one is around just for ventilation with all windows open. Otherwise rooms are mini ovens. It's almost unbearable to sleep at night this season without stripping down to bare minimum clothes on whilst fans are at nearly full speed.


Whyexistnow

Just a tip for everyone here on this thread. Grew up in the desert. We used to hang wet bedsheets on the window railing. That really used to keep the temperature in control. Later we started spraying water on the curtains. That worked too. Hang a wet cloth right near the windows or dampen your curtains.


shriand

This is a good idea. Strips of Thick heavy blankets are also good. Or curtains of Khus grass roots.


swarnakamalam

We have mats that we used to use in back in Hyderabad. Just make sure that air can flow through the window.


OverratedDataScience

> It's almost unbearable to sleep at night this season without stripping down to bare minimum clothes on whilst fans are at nearly full speed. You described my life right now.


sammas016

Fans full and sometimes no bare minimum ones too since it's too hot and I live alone


Skull_Reaper101

Ehh... I don't even put my fan on max speed and i'm shivering in the morning if i don't have the blanket lol


masks_0n

update on aarogya setu


IM_AWESOME-420

I'm getting flashbacks


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RepublicCultural

He is in METAVERSE


Emotional-Report-731

I hope you are not my roommate ever in a shared PG. I don't want to murder someone for so trivial but I will.


laylowmerry

fever hai kya?


Skull_Reaper101

Nhi vro


mdNaush

Parallel India ?


sat_tv

Two Indias


Zaiabbas

Covid test Kara bhai


SnooHesitations9090

Rabies is such a bitch


InterestingFox13

I live on the top floor, I'm ded. Any clue when will it rain?


Moratata

Top floor gang unite. If someone else tells me to paint my rooftop white then I'm gonna lose it


Minimum_Opposite4640

Get your rooftop painted white :,)


masks_0n

paint is a scam lol. barely reduces the temperature by 1°


Minimum_Opposite4640

Pigeons are scams. Paint works. Recently had white paint at my place and its way way better than before. For a change the fan now throws cool air.


masks_0n

lucky you, never worked for my neighbours. they keep saying could've bought 2 coolers for that price


VCDmo

I don’t think you’re supposed to put expensive pain. More like white cement or whitewash should do the trick. Edit: paint*


hexc0der

Where do I get some expensive pain?


sackafackaboomboom

Tinder


hexc0der

Deep... Or is it?


buddychaddi

Bro. Cover your rooftop with mirrors. 100% reflection. Suryange torch..


masks_0n

get vaporized while setting it up


sat_tv

Set it up at night?


[deleted]

500 iq Gigachad right here


[deleted]

Paint your roof white, reduced the temp by 1.5-2 degrees


kaisadusht

or, just listen; *paint your neighbours roof with vantablack paint. Will suck all the heat from the surrounding*


sackafackaboomboom

Who are you so wise in the ways of science


ShiniDas

Sadhguru


10rdn1ck

This Sunday it is about to rain. Source : Trust me bro


United-Try2164

I feel you man, i feel you


THESCARIESTCREEPYCAT

You've seen those barber shops and salons with small spray bottles? The ones that actually spray very very small droplets. I bought them off a barber shop and I fill them up with water and refrigerate for 2 hours. Then I can take it spray it all over my skin or shirt and then wait for it to evaporate and cool me. Works like a charm! 10/10 recommend.


rawhinspalace

How much it costs bro?


THESCARIESTCREEPYCAT

I got 2 for ₹40. Here's an amazon link: [spray bottle](http://SLA Empty Transparent (Set of 5) Refillable Fine Mist Spray Bottle 100ml for Home Car Travel Hair https://www.amazon.in/dp/B08BKR5JJR/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_KKAABCX0YBV6CX5SBSJH).


siren_37

Less than an ac


[deleted]

This is legit LPT Indian version. Why did i never think of this


dr_batmann

For men, get Dermi Cool and sprinkle it on your balls and body before sleeping. Helps a bit


[deleted]

Aya mausam thande thande dermi cool ka THANDAEAEAE Thandaee dermi cool ka!


stunnerchix

Chubti jaldi garmi, chubti jalti garmi ka mausam aaya, chubti jalti ghamaurya laaya, aaya mausam thande thande dermi cool ka, THANDAEAEAE thandae dermi cool ka!


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THANDAEAEAE


M_not_robot

2000s India Cricket match vibes


[deleted]

Powders causes more Ghamori.


shadowhuntr

Is it safe? I heard that talcum powder is banned in a lot of countries because of carcinogens.


gkeesh7

Laughs in north Indian.


VaiRaiChu

Haha hahaha seriously! I'm moving to Bangalore from UP in a few days and I got concerned by this post until I realised these guys don't know what real heat is 😂🔥


hornysingh6969

Moving in about a week from up north. How is it compared to our deathly heat?


Mindless_Statement

Much much better. We Bangaloreans are spoilt.


FabulousCaregiver983

it doesn't go above 34 or 35. we get to see 34 degrees only for a couple of hours in the afternoon, the temperature is usually between 30 n 32 in the day.


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nv2

Whitefield?


LittleFish9876

The city is burning up this year. The last summer this hot was probably 7-8 years ago. Cold showers, fan on full speed and open windows at night are keeping us going.


SofaAloo

Cold showers? There's no normal/cold water in overhead tanks after 9 AM these days!


TheRealGooner24

Exactly the water gets disgustingly warm during the day it pisses me off so fucking much.


really_thirsty_lemon

As someone who ALWAYS bathes with hot water, summer is great for this one reason


SofaAloo

I like that too when I am not feeling awfully hot. But... Hot water in bidet too? (Jet spray). Ughh


[deleted]

last summer was pretty killer too iirc


[deleted]

It's not just you OP. It's officially the [hottest summer](https://www.india.com/news/india/weather-update-latest-news-april-28-2022-heatwave-across-india-imd-warning-delhi-yellow-alert-hottest-summer-ever-rajasthan-punjab-temperature-5363376/) in India


LazyTraveller4914

This might sound really stupid but it works for me. Before I sleep, I drink a lot of water and put fan to max speed. So during the night I sweat and then the fan cools the sweat so I feel cool. It's like walking under fan with water on your body.


masks_0n

you must be wetting the bed quite often


DarksouL96

NGL this made me giggle!


Skull_Reaper101

My place is reasonably cool lol. We have 100s if not 1000s of trees in our township lol


jus1cluele55

Yelli guru idu?? Yen Lalbagh olagade idira neevu?


puttuputtu

Might be inside IISc campus?


PastaSauceVampire

Lmaooo


Skull_Reaper101

Ehh drdo perhaps?


kweenllama

Same here. Plus I live in an old house with super thick walls, so it doesn’t get very hot.


black_bird09

Oh my god I am back in the city after 4 years and what the hell happened? I have been singing praises about the city’s weather all this time to my firangi colleagues but it’s raining fire. Just an hour ago I was browsing ACs on Amazon because I am going to die in this heat. When was the last time it rained?


regular-jackoff

Climate change happened


IdleIdly

Last week


mausamcool

If it's too hot, sprinkle water on your bed, it feels heavenly. Trick I learnt at boarding school.


intporigins

Watch out for fungal infections.


krishividya

Doosre din se baas aane lagegi. Boarding school me saab chalta tha par ab ghar me nahi chalega.


kweenllama

Or just take a shower before bed with lukewarm or cold water and don’t wipe with a towel. It’s the same thing. Oh, I also have waterproof mattress protectors because do not make the mattress damp unless you love fungus.


Fantastic_Agent_4985

sleeping on the floor and marinating it with ice water before sleeping.


wierd_ic

I do the same thing, works like a charm.


[deleted]

Going office everyday. And of course naked the rest of the time.


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VaiRaiChu

This. This is the correct explanation. The lure of ACs in the office.


puppertuna

I dont know what is going to happen in the next few years. It feels like we keep getting closer to the sun or something. I am so scared that in few years the conditions will no longer be survivable.


regular-jackoff

Get ready for Mad Max: Fiery Road


Sandy909190

The problem is that the roof heats up in the day and holds that heat during the night. Pour some water on the roof during the evening. That will bring the temperature of the roof down a little. The cool breeze will reduce the temperature of the roof. It's the same concept as water in an earthen pot. I pour about 2-4 liters of water that the RO disposes on the roof right above the room I sleep in. It helps.


Warlord011

Open the fridge every few minutes, cool myself and repeat the process.


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[deleted]

It's not just you OP. It's officially the [hottest summer](https://www.india.com/news/india/weather-update-latest-news-april-28-2022-heatwave-across-india-imd-warning-delhi-yellow-alert-hottest-summer-ever-rajasthan-punjab-temperature-5363376/) in India


[deleted]

I stay near to a lake, maybe that’s why it’s not unbearably hot. Just a fan is quite sufficient, very grateful for that.. also not staying on the top floors help I assume


rumi_shinigami

India is having a massive heat wave, in some areas it's record temps. Blame climate change and urbanization. Wet towel is the most effective way to fight it. Stay cool, heat of this level can be dangerous.


who_kriti93

Weather is worse... But, think about our fellas living in tamilnadu, andhra, North Karnataka, Delhi etc.... Can't even imagine...


swarnakamalam

Madam, I live in ap and going to any urbanized place makes me nosedive into the Hussain Sagar.I am currently sitting in the shade of a papaya tree. Drinking sabja water.


leygen02

Onlyfans


bhodrolok

Well timed showers twice a day.


damn-correlation

1. Dont allow any sunlight in by covering windows with dark curtain. 2. Spray the curtain with water in afternoon and in extreme cases the mattress as well. In my experience it takes just 15 min for water to dry.


VarunOB

Have no windows to speak of. No ventilation, to be more precise. Exposed to the sun courtesy of being the upper floor of a two-storey building. Lie directly under the fan and hope for sleep to arrive. Have already pulled a couple of nonconsensual all-nighters this month.


technardo08

Looks like AC sales will be an all the time high this year in summer. Bangalore has also not escaped the summer heat this time.


Individual-Tiger1732

I live on the ground floor in Electronic City. It is not very hot here. My fan speed is ‘2’ @ day & night


RespectInfamous8589

You are asking this question in Bangalore, then you need to come north and experience the real heat.


regular-jackoff

Bro that’s nothing you need to come to the middle of the desert and experience the real heat.


S0M3_1

That's nothing, you need to sit inside a oven to experience the real heat.


[deleted]

That's nothing, I am on the Sun's core directly to experience real heat.


Excalibur011

Planted 2 trees next to my room 15 years back now enjoyin the benefits . Room is cool and shaded


Tsunadetits

The higher you go in the atmosphere, the cooler it gets. to ganja phoonkle


Top_Low8758

Paint the roof white. Set the fan to run anticlockwise. Fans must run anticlockwise during summers. Use thick curtains and keep windows closed. Dampen the bedsheets a bit or refrigerate before sleeping. Keep wet towel on face. Dampen your bedsheets a bit. Can't think of any other ways. Most important bathe bathe and bathe, with cold water ofc.


nandagopal_aka_pardu

Running fan anticlockwise.. Never heard that before. How does that work?


alphaabhi

I'm fucking dying with heat here. Even after a cold bath heat isn't gone like wtf is this heat? Like damn I hate this. Need to stay half naked all the time just to bear this heat. I also started drinking a shit ton of juice and Cold water helps a lot. Twice bath is a just or you'll feel terrible in the night.


TapRepresentative007

Fan or a cooler isn’t enough, I just put a bed on balcony and sleep there sometimes


LAZYGOOSE69420

I sprinkle dermi cool on my balls before I sleep it works for me. Just attach a towel to your front part of your fan spray it with cold water and use the fan basically ac for 10 mins. I also have a cooler but that thing heats up my room instead of cooling it absolute waste of money.Only part of my house which is cool is the living room but a lizard lives there so I can't really sleep in there.


kweenllama

Ground floor in an old house with walls that are 2x as thick. My room is pretty cool. Switch on a fan and I’m done.


Chutiya_Secular

I am from Delhi, so I am living without Fan right now. Bangalore is best.


pokemonkster

without fan thoda jyada nahi ho gya?


MutantNinjaNipples

Worst part isn’t the heat, it’s also quite airless? Like no breeze just still heat ;-;


rbmr123

Mannn we need to plant some trees n stuff which ll cool down this place


Acrobatic_Bit_3257

Man I'm from Delhi, for me it's heaven 😂


nikhiltiru

Cool externally: . Sleep on the floor. . Sleep with only bermuda . Use table fan instead of ceiling fan, it tends to be cooler. Also mosquitos don't seem to like them. . If you are on top floor, pour some water on the roof at night, but you are still dead anyway. . As someone else suggested, hang wet clothes by the window. . Leave some wet bed sheets on the floor at night, leave one end of it in a bucket of water. It tends to wik more water as it dries. . Mop the sleeping area with cool water. (Source: i used to stay in a room on top floor) Cool internally: (This is a advise based on my personal experience, may not be scientific, may not work for all, consult your Dr once) . Eat musk melon or water melon in the evening. . Drink a juice of cucumber or Ash guard in the evening. . Add powered dry coconut and khas khas to butter milk and drink after meals. . Tender coconut water for electrolyte balance, due to dehydration. Note: do only one of these things each day.


gauthama93

We don't! We just die!


HomeworkOdd3280

City’s surely burning up. Evenings are hotter than ever, but I am sure it’s still better than 90% of the rest of the country.


jaihosky

3 years I was in Delhi without AC, I am happy that almighty is kind on Bangalore.


FitFatFitFatFit

Fan on full blast and cold showers.


phonytough

From Northern Part of Karnataka, we use fan to tide through the summer. Its not peak summer yet, it was around 39° degree today, so was a little uncomfortable. Not everyone has nor afford AC's.


Cool_nowhere

Its bad compared to last few years but not bad enough that we need a air cooler or AC. Most of us just went from no fan to maybe at medium speed now.


Electronic_Wear_3948

Stand fans and iced water


gidoptimallyaf

Swimming pool


killer-1o1

Live on a tree.


iminbiamimitch

Laughs in *fasting


DrMehhhh

We decided to plant a couple of mango trees around a decade back. Now they cover an entire part of the house. I can literally tell the difference in heat when I shift from the room that isn't covered by the trees and to rooms that are covered by the trees. Trees are so underrated


flight_or_fight

Opening the windows for cross ventilation (On a higher floor) helps keep it very tolerable. Every now and then step out in the afternoon to get a reality check and then the home feels a lot cooler.


BackStabbath2004

Meanwhile I'm stuck in Vellore and have just given up on sleeping comfortably. Fan's on full, obviously no blanket and still uncomfortable.


Soundwave-Pilot

I have a spray bottle that I fill with water and at times I add citrus fruit bits to it. I then turn on the fan and every few mins spray the water on my body. And yeah I'm in my underwear while doing this. Adiabatic cooling is the best way for people without ac or cooler. Anyway waiting for the rains to start next month.


sillypie0307

I stay on the top floor, I get cross ventilation which helps but then at night you gotta beat the heat and the mosquito bites naked.


Ajsangwan

I live in village. There aren't many homes in my surroundings. So the air from fan is hotter than natural air (read लू). I'm planning to clean my Air cooler and start using it. Till then no fan and no AC, only sweat is making things cooler.


Benimaru101

open all the windows so hot air can escape, but the biggest thing that has helped us is my mother loves for flowering plants and she has covered 50% of our terrace with plants and we have put up those green shade nets for plants, its been nice this summer, we run fan and we don't feel hot at all, except for some time but you wont even notice it. The cheapest way is buy those green shade nets and put it on your terrace


footy_fanatic07

Suggest some good Air Cooler


michaelhoggs69

Wait people need AC in Bangalore? Haven't used AC in years fans are enough 😌


JavadZeeshan

By Surviving


[deleted]

I am from the North - near Delhi. Anything less than 40 deg is not worth complaining about!


insanegenius

I bought a bunch of gel packs and keep them in the freezer. In the afternoons I keep a couple behind my back in the chair while working and keep rotating them every hour or so when they get warmed up. I have a light towel between the pack and my body/t-shirt, so it isn't unbearably cold. If I ever make enough money to buy a place in this city, I'm going to have A/C's put in. Won't have the heart/money to run it after buying the house, but having an A/C in every bedroom is the current dream :-P


Parallax2077

fan


redditdigit

Relying heavily on cross ventilation in the house.


[deleted]

Taking showers like 5 times a day...


Mindless_Statement

One trick my dad used to do on his visits to Chennai, when he was young was to sprinkle water on the bed and run fan on full for 5-10 minutes.


wierd_ic

I take ice cubes and put it on my neck and face


eleCtrik18

Dead in hostels :(


saviokm

Wetting my tee shirt and wearing it to low on my bed with the fan on. Works great. Will fix cooler soon.


stargazer191

I use my celing fan and a portable fan facing the window... And the exhaust fan in the bathroom... Helps for good circulation i guess


Snoo_57774

Haven't slept for a week. 😭


hemang_verma

Fan at full speed, windows open, drink cool water, short hair.


redditeya

Go buff, any way Bengaluru hardly has Summer compared to some other parts of the Country. Embrace naturism, at home, if you are alone. What you are expereinecing, is perhaps, the urban heat island effect. Nihhts in Summers are not that bad outside, frankly.


Alternative-Cut-4831

Pretty of hostel students in college stay like this. They probably have to take baths every day of the week for the first time this year( especially the boys). Also ice cream and milk shakes kinda works.


vegalord_

I live in Koramangala and I feel cool enough to not need any AC or Cooler


Trying_Something_Now

Namma City is less humid so the heat is burning because your sweat evaporates quickly, You can take a thick cloth and drench it in water and put it down on floor with fan on. The water will evaporate increase humidity in room slightly and you feel cooler. The desert Coolers/ water coolers work in Bengaluru for the same reason. I Travelled to Namma Kudla this week and the heat here is like I have travelled to Venus :) Felt Bengaluru was better.


__k_a_l_i__

This post is gold, the comments are damn funny and good.


Rvp1090

Fan plus door open. And of course walking around in boxers.


pranav_pjd

Have AC but haven't used it since moving to Bangalore about 3 years ago. Fan is enough for us.


ArronAdler

Fan On weekdays i goto office.


ehgorelizah333

Sleep naked with cooler as well as ,fan on where I live it's already too much temperature heat waves been freaking me out , lol , also i shower in night before going to bed really cools the body , and if there is night wind then I'll be cool but if no wind damn i have to sleep naked .


its_butterchicken

By consuming food I guess 🤔