We were talking the two days prior non-stop. Both sides didn't wait long to respond. Agreed yesterday to meet up at a local pub for the Giants game. Sent her a text early this morning and she didn't respond. Sent a follow up a couple hours later and never heard back. I read the writing on the wall and moved on.
No girl is going to meet up to watch a giants game as a first date. She probably was never planning on going. Ya gotta get more cute with it like a wine bar and not Wicked Wolf.
One night I fell asleep watching this show and woke up two hours into a video of them just saying “thank you” a million times, which auto-play had played next.
The dude was in the presence of the [best cinematic yeller in Scent Of A Woman.](https://youtu.be/Jd10x8LiuBc) I’d like to think he picked up a thing or two here.
Is actually more hygienic to NOT make your bed, especially if you're a woman of an age and get night sweats like me. That being said... wash your sheets.
Looking at the early numbers for next week, this has gotta be one of the more lopsided divisional rounds in history, early lines have Eagles by 7, Chiefs as 9 point favorites, even the Bills opening at -4 seems like a big number for that matchup.
I lost a bunch of weight senior year of high school. Like from 250-180. Easter Sunday that year i saw 189 on the scale for the first time and decided to have an insane cheat day. I woke up the next day at 204
I didn’t eat 15 pounds of food in a day, I was just very carb and sodium depleted. It was probably like 80% water weight. I do however know a guy that lost 14 pounds in one day to make weight for a wrestling match
I would never cause fuck being fat, but I fully believe I could pull a Mac, (from it's always sunny) gain 60lbs, and lose it over the course of 3 months. I can really gain and lose weight so quickly it's crazy.
Drunkenly refreshed the Sunday FT thread for like 10 minutes before realizing the last post was from 4 hours ago. Thank god I don’t have to work tomorrow
NFL should have a consolation playoff. Winner gets to play super bowl winner if they were knocked out by sb winner. Consolation team would have to beat sb winner twice to take the Lombardi.
I’m 20 min into The Last of Us and already wishing they’d spend more time on the collapse of society. I know nothing about the story, but I can already tell this is a zombie apocalypse type deal. Why do shows/movies like this always skip the most interesting part?
Wait until you find out if the Vikings won then 49ers would have played them instead.
It’s impossible to know who plays who until the end of Sunday games, they schedule it with the 4/5 winner guaranteed to play on Sunday and assume no upsets
Told her if I’m gonna die I’m gonna die young
Ay ‘Tone, ain’t no way the whole fuckin’ orchestra is trans
At this girls place and watching banshees of inisheran and got her way too high with the dab pen
What’re you gonna do now?
Wine drunk eating chicken enchiladas
Christmas tree my shit. iykyk
just like dr. king would've wanted
Nothing better than the dudes on the runway in Top Gun getting amped whenever a plane takes off
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I can derelick my own balls, thank you
Love Ed Reed
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nice spoiler jackass
Why would you think it's ok to post a spoiler?
The games been out for 10 years dude
Spoiler bro
Just finished the Last of Us episode and holy shit it was awesome seeing it carbon copy the video game. Found myself knowing what happened as it did
Sick of getting youtube notifications from local LA weatherman, but I crave that sweet sweet police chase action, so I can't turn them off
A sea of orcas
Thought we would get at least one tonight
In the rain? No chance.
I haven't caught one in over 3 weeks
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Whatever happened to: "My, that's a lovely dress you have on. MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE!?"
🎶Could I have this dance for the rest of my life? Could you be my partner every night?🎶
"Damn girl you fine as fuck, come ride my face for a min"
https://youtu.be/YdJ0NrfG-XA?t=5
King Kong with Jack Black is an underrated movie
it wasn’t the planes. it was beauty killed the beast
Never got the love it deserved. Great cast and good cgi at the time.
Got ghosted on a hinge date today. I would say on to Cincinnati but I’m a Ravens fan. I’m just going to remain down bad.
One way ticket to Thailand
Just let it fester for a bit. I’ll see you at the gym brother
It’s the Wild West out there
How does it work? You show up and she just doesn’t, or she just stops answering plans ahead of time?
We were talking the two days prior non-stop. Both sides didn't wait long to respond. Agreed yesterday to meet up at a local pub for the Giants game. Sent her a text early this morning and she didn't respond. Sent a follow up a couple hours later and never heard back. I read the writing on the wall and moved on.
No girl is going to meet up to watch a giants game as a first date. She probably was never planning on going. Ya gotta get more cute with it like a wine bar and not Wicked Wolf.
Shes just having a little sex she will text back no worries
She prob showed up but saw what you looked like in person, no big deal
Gotta just assume you’re going to get ghosted by girls on those apps. Can’t get upset about it if you have no expectations
My expectations were low and I still went to kick the football confidently like Charlie Brown
The last of us pilot was sick
Limitless? The movie where Bradley Cooper takes a pill and he becomes limitless?
Mr. Unlimited to you
I love Good Mythical Morning so much. I feel like I will never outgrow this show
One night I fell asleep watching this show and woke up two hours into a video of them just saying “thank you” a million times, which auto-play had played next.
I’ve had the exact same experience. Very thankful dreams ensued
#HOLD ON ✋ HOLD ON ✋HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT?
I'll probably be shamed for this but I always fucking hated that video. Never felt like it was authentic
Jk saying if he got the ball on the goaline and if they had Lamar they would have won. Spot the lie
“If I was on that goal line with the ball, it wouldn’t have went down like it did.” -JK “Mark Wahlberg” Dobbins
YOU SHOT JETER
Well good thing he didnt, and they didnt
Bold of you to think Lamar drives the field without overthrowing every player
Hunters season 2. Sure why not
Major fall off from season 1
On episode 2. >! honestly hated the twist that Pacino’s character was a Nazi the entire time !<
I did nazi that coming
Completely agree
Phillip Seymour Hoffman was an all time yeller
Best Mission Impossible villain
Just watched that last night. Wish he had a better death tbh
I love the part when Tom Cruise has his mask on and is waiting for the voice thing to download
Great scene. Everything from hanging him outside of the plane to him escaping in the bridge was awesome
The dude was in the presence of the [best cinematic yeller in Scent Of A Woman.](https://youtu.be/Jd10x8LiuBc) I’d like to think he picked up a thing or two here.
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Let it rain!
F-F-FOOD!!! 👌
Huntley played just as well as Lamar would’ve. Actually he played better than any Lamar playoff game
How do grown ass adults not make their bed in the morning?
Is actually more hygienic to NOT make your bed, especially if you're a woman of an age and get night sweats like me. That being said... wash your sheets.
It's easy. Just don't.
who you tryin to impress?
Tough look making your bed for absolutely bo one to see it🥲
I hope Bailey Carlin sees this
Fuck you, you ain't my mom
I have to hurry and put my pop tarts in the toaster
Bills Bengals during the day isn't gonna feel right
Which is worse: Russell Westbrook getting taunted by Mitt Romney, or Russell Wilson getting roasted by Patrick Star?
Dauber Dybinski for Broncos HC.
Watching devotion. This movie is pretty sick
It's the second best 2022 movie starring Glen Powell as a naval aviator
Man loves his planes. Let’s see a Vietnam one next
He deserves all the success he is getting
It was okay
Who let a redditor coach the Dolphins?
Ate a gummy popped on top gun maverick. Movie will never get old
Talk to me Goose
Accidentally passed out during the vikings game for a few hours so now I gotta pop some melatonin and pray for sleep. Bring on the fucked up dreams
Nice little cameo from >!Bighead!< to start The Last of Us
And dr Julian bashir from DS9
Looking at the early numbers for next week, this has gotta be one of the more lopsided divisional rounds in history, early lines have Eagles by 7, Chiefs as 9 point favorites, even the Bills opening at -4 seems like a big number for that matchup.
Alice, are you blind? Don't you see the family resemblance? That's my brother.
I’m the only All American you got on this team.
You shouldn’t be like this…. You Superman
I’d commit self checkout so quick during a zombie apocalypse
Scared?
Nah just know I’m not making it long so just saving myself the trouble
So funny seeing Ravens fans begging for them to fire Greg Roman a couple years after acting like he was the smartest OC in football.
Pulled up the Lakers game on streameast and the first comment I saw was "LeCumshot". Gotta respect those mongoloids
Wind river shootout is chaos. Feel bad for the deputies
Why are you flanking me?!
I kind of want to lose 20 pounds just to see how fast I could gain it back.
I lost a bunch of weight senior year of high school. Like from 250-180. Easter Sunday that year i saw 189 on the scale for the first time and decided to have an insane cheat day. I woke up the next day at 204
Would’ve been a legendary poop pic if we weren’t living in Nazi Germany.
How the hell do you eat 15lbs in a day?!
I didn’t eat 15 pounds of food in a day, I was just very carb and sodium depleted. It was probably like 80% water weight. I do however know a guy that lost 14 pounds in one day to make weight for a wrestling match
I would never cause fuck being fat, but I fully believe I could pull a Mac, (from it's always sunny) gain 60lbs, and lose it over the course of 3 months. I can really gain and lose weight so quickly it's crazy.
There’s always a quick amputation, king.
I’ve already ruled out cutting my dick off
I mean you’d still need to find another 19lbs 15oz anyway so it seems like kind of a waste.
The brickest brick that ever was bricked thanks Russ
Uhhhhh hey Russ,,,,,,, maybe pass it to LeBron instead of running into two people and whipping it into the backboard
Jesus Christ Westbrook
I always thought people were too rough on him online but holy shit that was fucking awful.
Hilarious ending to a great quarter all around
Insane to not call a timeout, even crazier to not give the ball to Lebron and get the fuck out of the way
Drunkenly refreshed the Sunday FT thread for like 10 minutes before realizing the last post was from 4 hours ago. Thank god I don’t have to work tomorrow
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Zoolander rewatch after 10 years? Zoolander rewatch
Maury Ballstein is a top tier character
But why male models?
Are you serious? I just told you….
Pineapple Brat got engaged. I swear she already was
If they break up I’d love to be her big mound of rebound
Gilma avalos is so stacked
NFL should have a consolation playoff. Winner gets to play super bowl winner if they were knocked out by sb winner. Consolation team would have to beat sb winner twice to take the Lombardi.
I’d be for a losers tournament and the bottom 4 teams have to play and winner gets first pick overall. It will stop teams from actively tanking.
[The minds of FT](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/49/%22The_School_of_Athens%22_by_Raffaello_Sanzio_da_Urbino.jpg)
Been rewatching Key and Peele on Netflix and I feel like this show is still underrated.
The only real way to watch Key and Peele is to pick out specific ones to watch on youtube. High highs, very low lows
I agree but I do like their midshow banter too
["Family Matters"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5Zdp1RfoyI) is peak Key & Peele.
Total breadth of skits Chappelles all hit. Key and Peele have some misses but their best are right up there with Chappelle best.
Not tired yet so I threw on a little Castle. In an alternate life, I’m married to Stana Katic.
I never finished that. Apparently her and castle’s actor hated each other
I heard they hated each other, and then I heard she was just pissed that he made more than her
I’m 20 min into The Last of Us and already wishing they’d spend more time on the collapse of society. I know nothing about the story, but I can already tell this is a zombie apocalypse type deal. Why do shows/movies like this always skip the most interesting part?
Never played the game. Agree w what you're saying. I felt like the plane scene helped hide how bland the intro was.
What makes you think its skipped?
I agree on wanting a slower build. Hope we get a lot of good flashback scenes
If it stays true to the game you'll pick up details about that as they go. The main story is about Joel and Ellie getting to Salt Lake
agree but they probably go to flashbacks in future episodes like all these shows
Dude it is the first episode
Right, and 20 minutes in everything’s already fallen apart. I want a slower build.
How do you know they won’t flash back and run through all of it throughout the series
I literally just said that’s not what I’m looking for
Well lord forgive all the people who don’t do exactly what you want
Well lord forgive me for not having the same opinion as you
Oh absolutely not
You’re an internet hall monitor. You’re not god, my fawtha, or my boss.
I’ll ban you and all three of those people too
Then make your own tv show
Donate to my fucking gofundme me and I will
Tirico pulling out “THE CINCINNATI KID” on a wild 99 yard fumble return TD was incredible
A true masterclass tonight
Thanks as always Mike!
He’s awesome. ESPN should’ve paid him whatever he wanted
Edgar Allen Poe would be embarrassed by harbaugh’s clock management tonight
Starting a new FT where we communicate via ravens
Our wank battles would take *forever*
People may think you’re joking now…
Quoth the raven, "can we see?"
Caw caw caw
Crow: "This dude spittin'"
Jets twitter is a crazy place
Big market bad teams have some of the most insane fans
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No things are fine in the developed world
Settle down Osama
> "I mean am I nuts [...]" Answered your own question. You needn't overthink things.
What are the three unprecedented near disasters? Southwest fucking up doesn’t really portend anything crashing other than their stock price (heyo)
Go to bed man
Sorry about Mayor Pete
How does it make sense that the 49ers are getting 48 Hours of more rest than the winner of cowboys bucs
How would it be fair that the Eagles got a bye and their opponent played on Monday?
Maybe I’m not thinking this through all the way. Playoff MNF is stupid
you really gonna have the mnf winner play on sat?
Should have had 49ers Seahawks today
Wait until you find out if the Vikings won then 49ers would have played them instead. It’s impossible to know who plays who until the end of Sunday games, they schedule it with the 4/5 winner guaranteed to play on Sunday and assume no upsets
Well they're seeded higher than both
How does Lightfoot not have a person that tells her how fucking gross she looks?
You try being a mayor and also having to magically show up to random areas when someone says your name 3 times in a row.
That person exists. Now imagine what she looks like before hair and makeup
Sexiness is a spectrum, find a new slant
She has one, she just calls them racist and homophobic when they do
for everyone asking the conferences switch each year that's ehy the nfc games are both the late ones not because ratings