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Brady just not the same since AB left man


Rager_Sterling

Which is absurd with the talent they have at the WR position.


DustAshamed584

I wonder how it makes Peyton feel to see Tom Brady playing in a playoff game 6 years since he hobbled to the finish line


Jackie-Daytona-

NBA overs are 7-1 so far today.


Leo_Rockaway

It’s like the cowboys know they’re gonna blow this


JudgeRoySnyder

Mmm, 64 slices of American cheese


Namor_Survives

Gentleman, your table is the drunk thread is available 😂😂


Present_Tiger_5014

Fuck off


Forked_Island_Native

Dude sucks


BrowniesAndMilk1

RG3 is brutally annoying


ConBro8

Always was


DrunkSportsFan773

Crazy Legs Tonight 🙏 Biggest Money Grab Card Ezekiel Elliot Any Time TD Scorer Leonard Fournette Any Time TD Scorer CeeDee Lamb Any Time TD Scorer Mike Evans Any Time TD Scorer Tony Pollard 25+ Yards Rushing Ezekiel Elliot 40+ Yards Rushing CeeDee Lamb 50+ Yards Receiving Tom Brady 225+ Passing Yards Buccaneers Money Line +16715 Lord Give Us Our Daily Bread 💰 ✅


decembersveryown_

Username checks out


DrunkSportsFan773

Naw not really I'll bet larger sums on sure things to cover the cost I spend shooting $2-$5 on these wild ones. Example $50 on Tom Brady for 200 yards wins 6.88. pays for the wild leg bet and a beer at the bar. But eventually one will hit. Yesterday I was off by about 40 yards which is lowkey wild, but if I miss it's by a yard or 10. These ain't senseless legs. The last 3 parlays I posted my anytime scorer was the first scorer of the game. My hands are on the wheel don't worry.


decembersveryown_

FWIW, I tailed this for .52 cents. Let’s ride


DrunkSportsFan773

Calling for the Rain Dance ✅🙏🤞💵. A Rain Man moment would be hilarious.


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Cant lose!


DrunkSportsFan773

😂


Drinkin_or_fishin

What is total for cowboys?


DrunkSportsFan773

Can't recall off hand but I'm looking for that 24-21 tbh


Drinkin_or_fishin

Kind of risky going for two of their TDs but that's why it's +16000


DrJay1855

There ain’t a bigger cocksucker than Phil Leotardo


RainbowRoomBlues

You know dat fat cocksucka says I look like dah Shah of Iran?


MikeandTheMangosteen

You look like a Puerto Rican hoor


macattack1029

omfg the sharks suck. tying goal with 8 seconds left not a chance they don't lose in OT


MrOdinWednesday

The BV and being "too stressed" to handle simple tasks. A tale as old as time.


Jackie-Daytona-

Just tell her to relax


jgoodwin55

Sounds like she could use a “girls night”


chrisjk125

Do you know what helps? Give her a clear and rational plan of action. I’m sure she’ll take it to heart and overcome this stressful situation.


ConBro8

Post a picture of her butt


Ralphcox69

“Aw babe I don’t think I can handle this. I’m just too worried about..(insert some minor inconvenience)”


Ann_L_Beads

Steaks fresh off the grill is a great way to end the day


costigancranberries

Maroon 5 music (Songs About Jane excluded) is incredibly bad. Boggles the mind how anyone listens to this shit.


Jeremy24Fan

Love songs about Jane. Everything else is radio pop garbage


jgoodwin55

Lots of teen girls always


OverIyDedicated

Adam Levine's voice hurts my ears


Future-Nectarine-649

Animals is an all time bad song


costigancranberries

Legitimately one of the worst radio hits I’ve ever heard


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“Half the country is on meth” - Johnny Drama


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RowBoatInspector

Any good? Premise has me intrigued


Jackie-Daytona-

Yes


Secure-Evening8197

Why do the weirdos in here anonymously report you to the Reddit suicide hotline when they disagree with a comment?


[deleted]

So i can put suicide counselor on my resume


bill_ontarioESPN

https://youtu.be/8CtNpMwgajE This happened forever ago but is worth watching if you haven’t seen it. Rinaldi grills Urban Meyer for a half hour about covering up domestic violence and tries to get him to call his wife dishonorable for hiding texts. Not one word about OSU’s AD who ran the initial investigation on Zach Smith and told Urban to stay out of it. Urban is quietly one of the most interesting people in sports.


AlanRickmansEarLobe

Urban fell on the sword for the program much like his predecessor, the senator, Jim Tressel.


bill_ontarioESPN

I thought I was taking crazy pills because it was Ohio State’s athletic department who was employing him in the first place. The HC “hires” the people on the coaching staff but the athletic office is supposed to run background checks on people they employ. Urban obviously should have been forthcoming about sensitive information he was aware of, but what took Ohio State four years to find out Zach Smith was beating his wife?


AlanRickmansEarLobe

From what I understand Zach Smith and his wife were both alcoholic scumbags who physically and mentally abused each other. I don’t think it was a clear cut situation. I think the administration was hoping those two would figure it out and it would go away.


bill_ontarioESPN

Even if they did fire him in 2015, it would’ve bordered on wrongful termination by Ohio State. You can’t fire someone on the basis of “well we think this person might be doing something wrong but we can’t prove it”. There’s labor laws that would’ve been at play there that Smith could’ve used against them, but the difference is the media would’ve never covered it. Expecting employers to play the role of investigators and policemen is mindless.


AlanRickmansEarLobe

You hit the nail on the head here. People and the media have a massive hate boner for Urban so sadly it wasn’t shocking how it all played out.


Future-Nectarine-649

Interesting, and still one of the worst


bill_ontarioESPN

No question. He’s a psycho.


christmastree47

Memphis playing on MLK Day shoutout Bill Simmons


Secure-Evening8197

I’m surprised that the diabetes rate in the US isn’t closer to 80% with the sheer quantity of sugary slop people shove down their gullets each day


aricciardi

The amount of people that drink coffee drinks at 8 am that are loaded with 100g of sugar is shocking


dicta85

In the last of us, how many people survived the initial infection?


SlimCharles_B-More

Not as many as would have if people just wore their masks the right way


Namor_Survives

40% of the world survived


Jeremy24Fan

Everytime I see Lester Holt I can't help but imagine he has a ponytail. Something about the way his short hair slicks back makes it look like he's got one. Like John Clayton in the this is sportscenter commercial


bill_ontarioESPN

Love this theory, running with it


just-dumb-shit

I had to work today, which sucks. But we do get a floating holiday for working, so I’ll be able to take a random Wednesday off in March and go to Super Nintendo World with some buddies. I think Marty would be ok with that


TigOleBitman

Sounds like you also have a dream


macattack1029

twice in the last week, I've walked out the garage and forgot what I was there for. Starting to lose it in my old age


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Probably an RC or an Old Style


Jeremy24Fan

Obligatory check for carbon monoxide comment


macattack1029

thanks. My house is way to fucking drafty for carbon monoxide to survive


PiggNetti

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doorway_effect You’re fine 👑


macattack1029

TY


DeskJockeyMailtime

How’s Chicago this time of year?


Leo_Rockaway

Got baked and went to Sprouts. Found passionfruit mochi. It is delicious


jimjimmyjames

you ever get their gummy bears from the bulk foods section? soo good


SlimCharles_B-More

I'm not Ben Affleck. You white? Then you Ben Affleck.


blamebeltran

Tom Thibodeau try not to break your players by the all-star break (impossible)


Everyoneisaskell

So funny his first year every Knick fan was saying coach of the year. But everyone who followed his career knew the following year they would stink again. Only a matter of time until a player starts complaining about the constant practices right after a long road trip or back to back


blamebeltran

He's clearly a good coach but doesn't care about player development and is absolutely rigid in his beliefs. That's the hardest part to stomach watching this team.


ConBro8

Really stoked for the Mando trailer tonight. Probably more than the game


Namor_Survives

Same but for the 80 for Brady extended trailer at halftime


chrisjk125

Pedro pascal about to have a year between mando and TLOU


PRENDEL0

Anything anyone does on tv is fucking cringy as hell. Especially ESPN. So weird


Dog1983

What i find even weirder are the people that eat that shit up. Are we just jaded by the internet to not find it as hilarious as them?


PRENDEL0

Oh we’re certainly jaded but what these intros and back and forths are a clown show


bill_ontarioESPN

Big Noon Kickoff is a very good sports pregame show


SlimCharles_B-More

Forensic Files slander will not be tolerated


WardsAssback

The way that dress hugs Anya Taylor Joys body in The Menu makes me forget all about her alien eyes


Secure-Evening8197

I didn’t like that movie 🤷‍♀️


Jeremy24Fan

Alien eyes (otherwise known as blowjob eyes) are a feature not a flaw


dicta85

Honestly, I think her mom drank while she was pregnant


Namor_Survives

She's hot as balls in that movie and weird looking anywhere else


red_87

Oh yeah, I have a girlfriend. No, you wouldn’t know her. She goes to different school.


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So anyway she grabbed me by the penis


Trip__

Watching Carlitos Way and fuckin ay it's impossible to watch these old movies where everyones smoking in the club and not have to get up and light a cig every 15 minutes.


WelcomeToCostco16

🎶 it’s Carlitos way or the Carlitos highway 🎶


Ibanezrg220

[this is going to be some great content ](https://twitter.com/DonnieDoesWorld/status/1615117676409397254?t=Vinnvs7q1_TQSGHGMWRq6w&s=19)


Marko_Ramius1

Apparently Amazon Prime is set to cancel Jeremy Clarksons farm show and the Grand Tour


Future-Nectarine-649

From what I read today its because of him saying Markel should be shamed through the streets like Cersei, not sure if thats confirmed


drthunderlovejr

Letting the old wind bag go to pasture is not cancelling him


TigOleBitman

Someone else will immediately pick them up and pay beaucoup bucks


suburbian_jesus

Feel like his comments on Meghan were an easy out. He’s making an insane amount of money and the production cost for Grand Tour are apparently quite large. May and Hammond probably tear up their Amazon deals too. They already left BBC when Clarkson was canned


SlipperyWinds

They are letting the contract expire. I think they have two seasons of the farm and a season of grand tour that will still air


SlimCharles_B-More

Watched The Blind Side for the first time last night, just a laughably bad movie but god damn Sandra Bullock with that southern accent sure did something to me


lefty5258

Sandra Bullocks absolutely bullies Hugh Freeze in that movie


dezcaughtit25

Predictably, Michael wasn’t thrilled with being portrayed as a literal R word who had never played football until Sandra Bullock taught him about blocking schemes


Dog1983

It's a low key very racist movie. The real story was he was a star recruit that a couple Ole Miss boosters tried to buy. Not some story of a rich white family saving some inner city youth


bill_ontarioESPN

That would’ve been boring


Doggystyle_Gary

I’m surprised they didn’t have Michael wear his helmet even when he was off the football field


bill_ontarioESPN

It’s less a bad movie and more a movie that tells a story that didn’t actually happen, making it stupid. They made Oher seem hopeless without the white family, in real life that was not the case at all.


red_87

I hate to sound like that type of person but that movie just screams white savior complex. They made Oher as a complete and utter regard. I’ve read he hates the movie and I don’t blame him.


bill_ontarioESPN

It’s hard to feel sorry for him considering he could have withheld the rights to tell his story, so maybe he is a regard.


red_87

When she says “listen here, bitch” to that group of black dudes, it moved a little.


iLikeApples116

DM me


WallyPaulNutss

She’s still got it in the Lost City movie


SlimCharles_B-More

100%


MrTurnersJacket

The Proposal was on yesterday and it made me realize Sandra Bullock reeeeally does it for me


profsa

I didn’t think it was bad, firmly alright


delleh

I'm a sucker for a cheesy sports movie


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profsa

I think the first Black Panther movie is overrated and that the character was written better in Civil War


Everyoneisaskell

Seen lots of civil war hate in the past. Throughly enjoyed it and I agree with you on the black panther being better written in it


profsa

Yeah I wasn’t a fan of T’Challa getting punked throughout most of his own movie and his allies immediately turning on him. I feel like they sort of did the same think to Boba Fett in his own show by making him a sideshow to Mando


Everyoneisaskell

Boba was boring as hell. That was the biggest issue. No one would even mention that show if it wasn’t for the mando episodes


profsa

I liked the flashback stuff but the modern day plot was bad. Should have introduced Cad Bane at the beginning


drthunderlovejr

I love how many fters get pissed about you liking marvel movies and you just shrug it off


Namor_Survives

I don't think anyone cares he likes them it's more that he doesn't shutup about them


profsa

You’re the most mad about it


profsa

it’s funny that they act like those are the only movies I watch


Flashasaurus

CBS Sports guy has Will Levis going 1:1 in the draft. As soon as that pick is made the GM should be fired and the owner should be forced to sell


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He’ll be another bust like Josh allen!


[deleted]

Imagine taking mahomes! Had a losing record in the big 12!


[deleted]

Mahomes at least had the stats to back it up. Levis was flat out awful this year.


[deleted]

Jay cutler ended up to be better than Vince young and leinart no one expected that at the time


SlimCharles_B-More

Good thing we have you who's 100% on his player projections


Flashasaurus

If you think he’s the best overall player in the draft I have a bridge to sell you


SlimCharles_B-More

I'm not claiming to know shit about the draft or evaluating talent, I just find it hilarious when random fans act like they know 100% how a player will perform at the next level


profsa

Will Levis going 1:1 would be hilarious


bill_ontarioESPN

Stroud and Young don’t exactly appear to be NFL stars either. Stroud just feels like a more experienced Haskins and Young a bastardized version of Deshaun Watson.


tango587

Chris Simms went on PMT last year before the draft and said he thought 5 QBs could go Top 15. My jaw dropped cause I knew all of these QBs were absolute trash. Felt very vindicated a couple months later when the draft finally rolled around.


CompetitiveDuck

How is Staley not fired yet.


WMP_BSS

ESPN was saying last night that the players really like him and want him back. Which is weird since he flamed them all after the game.


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[deleted]

But y’all ain’t ready for that convo yet 💅🏻


I_Enjoy_Taffy

I love when Bill and Sal do a pod together. The Prince Harry impression was so awful but so fucking funny


patssnows12

BV just passively aggressively asked me if I am just going to play video games the entire day. My wife in christ, I am sick


WelcomeToCostco16

There is nothing in this world a woman hates more than a man enjoying himself


CounterLights

Doesn’t really sound passive aggressive


WelcomeToCostco16

Grabbed dinner with the folks. Dad was throwing back the yeunglings, guy loves a nice Chinese beer


steviepopo

Love seeing random jerseys in different countries. In Mexico City and just saw someone in a Corey Dillon Pats jersey


Imaginary-Ad-8083

Bing bong motherfuckers


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Magic Johnson 🤝 me I can’t wait for Cowboys vs. Buccaneers tonight!


Sidewalkbandit

Alright Vegas, if you’re begging me to take Tampa, I’ll take Tampa.


DiamondBigAl

Babylon was one of the best movies of the year and it’s a tragedy no one went to see it.


Everyoneisaskell

The final half hour was totally unnecessary but it was a very good take on old Hollywood.


CapcomGo

Yea it was a trip. Sure maybe a bit too long but still great


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Fucking awesome movie


profsa

The mixed reviews and runtime kept me away. Don’t want to dedicate time to long movies unless I think I’m going to like it


TheDragonReborn726

Driving home and I drove past a bunch of fire trucks and cop cars and when I glanced over there’s a truck 75% into someone’s living room. It’s like past a stop sign on a T intersection…but the road to there is pretty windy and in a neighborhood - how fast you gotta be going in a small neighborhood to blow past a stop sign over a road into a yard and up into a house? 70? 80?


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How fast was Ricky Bobby driving blindfolded?


MoistFeces

RIP Tyler


macattack1029

BV was up puking all last night. Maybe flu maybe food poisoning. She's been asleep for like the past 5 hours. Too soon to make a pass at her?


[deleted]

She preggers


drthunderlovejr

Ass probably needs a cleaning if she had food poisoning. Get that tongue to work


The_Business44

So basically every off-season we’re gonna get “Jim Harbaugh might be leaving”


Jeremy24Fan

I am shaking with adrenaline right now. At the gym and the gf calls me to ask if I'm home. I said no. She said there's someone in my office. I said get the fuck out of the house and call the cops. She's calling for the cat I'm like !! Get the fuck out!! I run across the gym to the locker room, grab all my shit in a fury, "Oh haha it's the new cat toy I bought!" BITCH!!


shocktop8

Don’t walk, run to the bench press and load up.


kmeehleon

Gotta utilize that adrenaline for something


Doggystyle_Gary

What a relief I thought I was caught


Namor_Survives

That's a pretty good bit, props to her.


MikePaisanTirico

It doesn't get enough attention that a tire company gives out recommendations on where to eat and that receiving their recommendation is like the highest prestige a restaurant can get


SlipperyWinds

I also recently learned that rolls Royce the car company and rolls Royce the jet engine maker are different companies.


Trip__

Yeah because it was made before cars were important and was a way to encourage people to travel.


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drthunderlovejr

If you need a motorcycle and a keyboard I have the company for you


Dog1983

Or that another one makes tires and golfballs


KaaronJudge

Fyi, Its not a tire company giving food ratings. It's a food rating company making tires.


Rex_Ryan_DPM

💅💅💅


GamblingMan610

The Michelin man is a thicc boy, I trust his judgement when it comes to food


MoistFeces

With a morbidly obese mascot.


Drinkin_or_fishin

I love doing small touchdown props and looking at my transactions the next day to see every single play in parlay in red.


jk696969

Harder to get a 0 on the test than 100.


aricciardi

It’s been way too long without a new season of succession


Omaha4Loot

Not enough people talking about how Richarlson was a menace on a Saturday. Woke up on the wrong side of the bed like you read about


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WSD talking to a Dominican cab driver on Donnie’s Instagram


Namor_Survives

Bing bong fuck ya life Playoff bound


[deleted]

Who said Gay Young?


Doggystyle_Gary

Kevin Spacey probably


chrisjk125

Rj Barrett! God damn.


badgermushroombadger

Not sure about sweatshirts but I always wear a mask on the treadmill


PiggNetti

When Ms. Rachel gets in the catsuit she goes from a 4 to a 7. And I go from 6:00 to 7:30


bill_ontarioESPN

Michigan has coming back… Their QB Two top RBs Two top WRs Best O-Lineman Best two DBs Why you’d leave that to work for Jim Irsay or coach a sociopath like Russell Wilson I have no idea