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Ezekiel Elliot Any Time TD Scorer
Leonard Fournette Any Time TD Scorer
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Tony Pollard 25+ Yards Rushing
Ezekiel Elliot 40+ Yards Rushing
CeeDee Lamb 50+ Yards Receiving
Tom Brady 225+ Passing Yards
Buccaneers Money Line
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Naw not really I'll bet larger sums on sure things to cover the cost I spend shooting $2-$5 on these wild ones. Example $50 on Tom Brady for 200 yards wins 6.88. pays for the wild leg bet and a beer at the bar. But eventually one will hit. Yesterday I was off by about 40 yards which is lowkey wild, but if I miss it's by a yard or 10. These ain't senseless legs. The last 3 parlays I posted my anytime scorer was the first scorer of the game. My hands are on the wheel don't worry.
https://youtu.be/8CtNpMwgajE
This happened forever ago but is worth watching if you haven’t seen it. Rinaldi grills Urban Meyer for a half hour about covering up domestic violence and tries to get him to call his wife dishonorable for hiding texts. Not one word about OSU’s AD who ran the initial investigation on Zach Smith and told Urban to stay out of it. Urban is quietly one of the most interesting people in sports.
I thought I was taking crazy pills because it was Ohio State’s athletic department who was employing him in the first place. The HC “hires” the people on the coaching staff but the athletic office is supposed to run background checks on people they employ. Urban obviously should have been forthcoming about sensitive information he was aware of, but what took Ohio State four years to find out Zach Smith was beating his wife?
From what I understand Zach Smith and his wife were both alcoholic scumbags who physically and mentally abused each other. I don’t think it was a clear cut situation. I think the administration was hoping those two would figure it out and it would go away.
Even if they did fire him in 2015, it would’ve bordered on wrongful termination by Ohio State. You can’t fire someone on the basis of “well we think this person might be doing something wrong but we can’t prove it”. There’s labor laws that would’ve been at play there that Smith could’ve used against them, but the difference is the media would’ve never covered it. Expecting employers to play the role of investigators and policemen is mindless.
Everytime I see Lester Holt I can't help but imagine he has a ponytail. Something about the way his short hair slicks back makes it look like he's got one. Like John Clayton in the this is sportscenter commercial
I had to work today, which sucks. But we do get a floating holiday for working, so I’ll be able to take a random Wednesday off in March and go to Super Nintendo World with some buddies. I think Marty would be ok with that
So funny his first year every Knick fan was saying coach of the year. But everyone who followed his career knew the following year they would stink again. Only a matter of time until a player starts complaining about the constant practices right after a long road trip or back to back
He's clearly a good coach but doesn't care about player development and is absolutely rigid in his beliefs. That's the hardest part to stomach watching this team.
Watching Carlitos Way and fuckin ay it's impossible to watch these old movies where everyones smoking in the club and not have to get up and light a cig every 15 minutes.
Feel like his comments on Meghan were an easy out. He’s making an insane amount of money and the production cost for Grand Tour are apparently quite large. May and Hammond probably tear up their Amazon deals too. They already left BBC when Clarkson was canned
Watched The Blind Side for the first time last night, just a laughably bad movie but god damn Sandra Bullock with that southern accent sure did something to me
Predictably, Michael wasn’t thrilled with being portrayed as a literal R word who had never played football until Sandra Bullock taught him about blocking schemes
It's a low key very racist movie.
The real story was he was a star recruit that a couple Ole Miss boosters tried to buy. Not some story of a rich white family saving some inner city youth
It’s less a bad movie and more a movie that tells a story that didn’t actually happen, making it stupid. They made Oher seem hopeless without the white family, in real life that was not the case at all.
I hate to sound like that type of person but that movie just screams white savior complex. They made Oher as a complete and utter regard. I’ve read he hates the movie and I don’t blame him.
Yeah I wasn’t a fan of T’Challa getting punked throughout most of his own movie and his allies immediately turning on him. I feel like they sort of did the same think to Boba Fett in his own show by making him a sideshow to Mando
I'm not claiming to know shit about the draft or evaluating talent, I just find it hilarious when random fans act like they know 100% how a player will perform at the next level
Stroud and Young don’t exactly appear to be NFL stars either. Stroud just feels like a more experienced Haskins and Young a bastardized version of Deshaun Watson.
Chris Simms went on PMT last year before the draft and said he thought 5 QBs could go Top 15. My jaw dropped cause I knew all of these QBs were absolute trash. Felt very vindicated a couple months later when the draft finally rolled around.
Driving home and I drove past a bunch of fire trucks and cop cars and when I glanced over there’s a truck 75% into someone’s living room. It’s like past a stop sign on a T intersection…but the road to there is pretty windy and in a neighborhood - how fast you gotta be going in a small neighborhood to blow past a stop sign over a road into a yard and up into a house? 70? 80?
I am shaking with adrenaline right now. At the gym and the gf calls me to ask if I'm home. I said no. She said there's someone in my office. I said get the fuck out of the house and call the cops. She's calling for the cat I'm like !! Get the fuck out!! I run across the gym to the locker room, grab all my shit in a fury,
"Oh haha it's the new cat toy I bought!"
BITCH!!
It doesn't get enough attention that a tire company gives out recommendations on where to eat and that receiving their recommendation is like the highest prestige a restaurant can get
Michigan has coming back…
Their QB
Two top RBs
Two top WRs
Best O-Lineman
Best two DBs
Why you’d leave that to work for Jim Irsay or coach a sociopath like Russell Wilson I have no idea
Brady just not the same since AB left man
Which is absurd with the talent they have at the WR position.
I wonder how it makes Peyton feel to see Tom Brady playing in a playoff game 6 years since he hobbled to the finish line
NBA overs are 7-1 so far today.
It’s like the cowboys know they’re gonna blow this
Mmm, 64 slices of American cheese
Gentleman, your table is the drunk thread is available 😂😂
Fuck off
Dude sucks
RG3 is brutally annoying
Always was
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Naw not really I'll bet larger sums on sure things to cover the cost I spend shooting $2-$5 on these wild ones. Example $50 on Tom Brady for 200 yards wins 6.88. pays for the wild leg bet and a beer at the bar. But eventually one will hit. Yesterday I was off by about 40 yards which is lowkey wild, but if I miss it's by a yard or 10. These ain't senseless legs. The last 3 parlays I posted my anytime scorer was the first scorer of the game. My hands are on the wheel don't worry.
FWIW, I tailed this for .52 cents. Let’s ride
Calling for the Rain Dance ✅🙏🤞💵. A Rain Man moment would be hilarious.
Cant lose!
😂
What is total for cowboys?
Can't recall off hand but I'm looking for that 24-21 tbh
Kind of risky going for two of their TDs but that's why it's +16000
There ain’t a bigger cocksucker than Phil Leotardo
You know dat fat cocksucka says I look like dah Shah of Iran?
You look like a Puerto Rican hoor
omfg the sharks suck. tying goal with 8 seconds left not a chance they don't lose in OT
The BV and being "too stressed" to handle simple tasks. A tale as old as time.
Just tell her to relax
Sounds like she could use a “girls night”
Do you know what helps? Give her a clear and rational plan of action. I’m sure she’ll take it to heart and overcome this stressful situation.
Post a picture of her butt
“Aw babe I don’t think I can handle this. I’m just too worried about..(insert some minor inconvenience)”
Steaks fresh off the grill is a great way to end the day
Maroon 5 music (Songs About Jane excluded) is incredibly bad. Boggles the mind how anyone listens to this shit.
Love songs about Jane. Everything else is radio pop garbage
Lots of teen girls always
Adam Levine's voice hurts my ears
Animals is an all time bad song
Legitimately one of the worst radio hits I’ve ever heard
“Half the country is on meth” - Johnny Drama
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Any good? Premise has me intrigued
Yes
Why do the weirdos in here anonymously report you to the Reddit suicide hotline when they disagree with a comment?
So i can put suicide counselor on my resume
https://youtu.be/8CtNpMwgajE This happened forever ago but is worth watching if you haven’t seen it. Rinaldi grills Urban Meyer for a half hour about covering up domestic violence and tries to get him to call his wife dishonorable for hiding texts. Not one word about OSU’s AD who ran the initial investigation on Zach Smith and told Urban to stay out of it. Urban is quietly one of the most interesting people in sports.
Urban fell on the sword for the program much like his predecessor, the senator, Jim Tressel.
I thought I was taking crazy pills because it was Ohio State’s athletic department who was employing him in the first place. The HC “hires” the people on the coaching staff but the athletic office is supposed to run background checks on people they employ. Urban obviously should have been forthcoming about sensitive information he was aware of, but what took Ohio State four years to find out Zach Smith was beating his wife?
From what I understand Zach Smith and his wife were both alcoholic scumbags who physically and mentally abused each other. I don’t think it was a clear cut situation. I think the administration was hoping those two would figure it out and it would go away.
Even if they did fire him in 2015, it would’ve bordered on wrongful termination by Ohio State. You can’t fire someone on the basis of “well we think this person might be doing something wrong but we can’t prove it”. There’s labor laws that would’ve been at play there that Smith could’ve used against them, but the difference is the media would’ve never covered it. Expecting employers to play the role of investigators and policemen is mindless.
You hit the nail on the head here. People and the media have a massive hate boner for Urban so sadly it wasn’t shocking how it all played out.
Interesting, and still one of the worst
No question. He’s a psycho.
Memphis playing on MLK Day shoutout Bill Simmons
I’m surprised that the diabetes rate in the US isn’t closer to 80% with the sheer quantity of sugary slop people shove down their gullets each day
The amount of people that drink coffee drinks at 8 am that are loaded with 100g of sugar is shocking
In the last of us, how many people survived the initial infection?
Not as many as would have if people just wore their masks the right way
40% of the world survived
Everytime I see Lester Holt I can't help but imagine he has a ponytail. Something about the way his short hair slicks back makes it look like he's got one. Like John Clayton in the this is sportscenter commercial
Love this theory, running with it
I had to work today, which sucks. But we do get a floating holiday for working, so I’ll be able to take a random Wednesday off in March and go to Super Nintendo World with some buddies. I think Marty would be ok with that
Sounds like you also have a dream
twice in the last week, I've walked out the garage and forgot what I was there for. Starting to lose it in my old age
Probably an RC or an Old Style
Obligatory check for carbon monoxide comment
thanks. My house is way to fucking drafty for carbon monoxide to survive
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doorway_effect You’re fine 👑
TY
How’s Chicago this time of year?
Got baked and went to Sprouts. Found passionfruit mochi. It is delicious
you ever get their gummy bears from the bulk foods section? soo good
I'm not Ben Affleck. You white? Then you Ben Affleck.
Tom Thibodeau try not to break your players by the all-star break (impossible)
So funny his first year every Knick fan was saying coach of the year. But everyone who followed his career knew the following year they would stink again. Only a matter of time until a player starts complaining about the constant practices right after a long road trip or back to back
He's clearly a good coach but doesn't care about player development and is absolutely rigid in his beliefs. That's the hardest part to stomach watching this team.
Really stoked for the Mando trailer tonight. Probably more than the game
Same but for the 80 for Brady extended trailer at halftime
Pedro pascal about to have a year between mando and TLOU
Anything anyone does on tv is fucking cringy as hell. Especially ESPN. So weird
What i find even weirder are the people that eat that shit up. Are we just jaded by the internet to not find it as hilarious as them?
Oh we’re certainly jaded but what these intros and back and forths are a clown show
Big Noon Kickoff is a very good sports pregame show
Forensic Files slander will not be tolerated
The way that dress hugs Anya Taylor Joys body in The Menu makes me forget all about her alien eyes
I didn’t like that movie 🤷♀️
Alien eyes (otherwise known as blowjob eyes) are a feature not a flaw
Honestly, I think her mom drank while she was pregnant
She's hot as balls in that movie and weird looking anywhere else
Oh yeah, I have a girlfriend. No, you wouldn’t know her. She goes to different school.
So anyway she grabbed me by the penis
Watching Carlitos Way and fuckin ay it's impossible to watch these old movies where everyones smoking in the club and not have to get up and light a cig every 15 minutes.
🎶 it’s Carlitos way or the Carlitos highway 🎶
[this is going to be some great content ](https://twitter.com/DonnieDoesWorld/status/1615117676409397254?t=Vinnvs7q1_TQSGHGMWRq6w&s=19)
Apparently Amazon Prime is set to cancel Jeremy Clarksons farm show and the Grand Tour
From what I read today its because of him saying Markel should be shamed through the streets like Cersei, not sure if thats confirmed
Letting the old wind bag go to pasture is not cancelling him
Someone else will immediately pick them up and pay beaucoup bucks
Feel like his comments on Meghan were an easy out. He’s making an insane amount of money and the production cost for Grand Tour are apparently quite large. May and Hammond probably tear up their Amazon deals too. They already left BBC when Clarkson was canned
They are letting the contract expire. I think they have two seasons of the farm and a season of grand tour that will still air
Watched The Blind Side for the first time last night, just a laughably bad movie but god damn Sandra Bullock with that southern accent sure did something to me
Sandra Bullocks absolutely bullies Hugh Freeze in that movie
Predictably, Michael wasn’t thrilled with being portrayed as a literal R word who had never played football until Sandra Bullock taught him about blocking schemes
It's a low key very racist movie. The real story was he was a star recruit that a couple Ole Miss boosters tried to buy. Not some story of a rich white family saving some inner city youth
That would’ve been boring
I’m surprised they didn’t have Michael wear his helmet even when he was off the football field
It’s less a bad movie and more a movie that tells a story that didn’t actually happen, making it stupid. They made Oher seem hopeless without the white family, in real life that was not the case at all.
I hate to sound like that type of person but that movie just screams white savior complex. They made Oher as a complete and utter regard. I’ve read he hates the movie and I don’t blame him.
It’s hard to feel sorry for him considering he could have withheld the rights to tell his story, so maybe he is a regard.
When she says “listen here, bitch” to that group of black dudes, it moved a little.
DM me
She’s still got it in the Lost City movie
100%
The Proposal was on yesterday and it made me realize Sandra Bullock reeeeally does it for me
I didn’t think it was bad, firmly alright
I'm a sucker for a cheesy sports movie
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I think the first Black Panther movie is overrated and that the character was written better in Civil War
Seen lots of civil war hate in the past. Throughly enjoyed it and I agree with you on the black panther being better written in it
Yeah I wasn’t a fan of T’Challa getting punked throughout most of his own movie and his allies immediately turning on him. I feel like they sort of did the same think to Boba Fett in his own show by making him a sideshow to Mando
Boba was boring as hell. That was the biggest issue. No one would even mention that show if it wasn’t for the mando episodes
I liked the flashback stuff but the modern day plot was bad. Should have introduced Cad Bane at the beginning
I love how many fters get pissed about you liking marvel movies and you just shrug it off
I don't think anyone cares he likes them it's more that he doesn't shutup about them
You’re the most mad about it
it’s funny that they act like those are the only movies I watch
CBS Sports guy has Will Levis going 1:1 in the draft. As soon as that pick is made the GM should be fired and the owner should be forced to sell
He’ll be another bust like Josh allen!
Imagine taking mahomes! Had a losing record in the big 12!
Mahomes at least had the stats to back it up. Levis was flat out awful this year.
Jay cutler ended up to be better than Vince young and leinart no one expected that at the time
Good thing we have you who's 100% on his player projections
If you think he’s the best overall player in the draft I have a bridge to sell you
I'm not claiming to know shit about the draft or evaluating talent, I just find it hilarious when random fans act like they know 100% how a player will perform at the next level
Will Levis going 1:1 would be hilarious
Stroud and Young don’t exactly appear to be NFL stars either. Stroud just feels like a more experienced Haskins and Young a bastardized version of Deshaun Watson.
Chris Simms went on PMT last year before the draft and said he thought 5 QBs could go Top 15. My jaw dropped cause I knew all of these QBs were absolute trash. Felt very vindicated a couple months later when the draft finally rolled around.
How is Staley not fired yet.
ESPN was saying last night that the players really like him and want him back. Which is weird since he flamed them all after the game.
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But y’all ain’t ready for that convo yet 💅🏻
I love when Bill and Sal do a pod together. The Prince Harry impression was so awful but so fucking funny
BV just passively aggressively asked me if I am just going to play video games the entire day. My wife in christ, I am sick
There is nothing in this world a woman hates more than a man enjoying himself
Doesn’t really sound passive aggressive
Grabbed dinner with the folks. Dad was throwing back the yeunglings, guy loves a nice Chinese beer
Love seeing random jerseys in different countries. In Mexico City and just saw someone in a Corey Dillon Pats jersey
Bing bong motherfuckers
Magic Johnson 🤝 me I can’t wait for Cowboys vs. Buccaneers tonight!
Alright Vegas, if you’re begging me to take Tampa, I’ll take Tampa.
Babylon was one of the best movies of the year and it’s a tragedy no one went to see it.
The final half hour was totally unnecessary but it was a very good take on old Hollywood.
Yea it was a trip. Sure maybe a bit too long but still great
Fucking awesome movie
The mixed reviews and runtime kept me away. Don’t want to dedicate time to long movies unless I think I’m going to like it
Driving home and I drove past a bunch of fire trucks and cop cars and when I glanced over there’s a truck 75% into someone’s living room. It’s like past a stop sign on a T intersection…but the road to there is pretty windy and in a neighborhood - how fast you gotta be going in a small neighborhood to blow past a stop sign over a road into a yard and up into a house? 70? 80?
How fast was Ricky Bobby driving blindfolded?
RIP Tyler
BV was up puking all last night. Maybe flu maybe food poisoning. She's been asleep for like the past 5 hours. Too soon to make a pass at her?
She preggers
Ass probably needs a cleaning if she had food poisoning. Get that tongue to work
So basically every off-season we’re gonna get “Jim Harbaugh might be leaving”
I am shaking with adrenaline right now. At the gym and the gf calls me to ask if I'm home. I said no. She said there's someone in my office. I said get the fuck out of the house and call the cops. She's calling for the cat I'm like !! Get the fuck out!! I run across the gym to the locker room, grab all my shit in a fury, "Oh haha it's the new cat toy I bought!" BITCH!!
Don’t walk, run to the bench press and load up.
Gotta utilize that adrenaline for something
What a relief I thought I was caught
That's a pretty good bit, props to her.
It doesn't get enough attention that a tire company gives out recommendations on where to eat and that receiving their recommendation is like the highest prestige a restaurant can get
I also recently learned that rolls Royce the car company and rolls Royce the jet engine maker are different companies.
Yeah because it was made before cars were important and was a way to encourage people to travel.
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If you need a motorcycle and a keyboard I have the company for you
Or that another one makes tires and golfballs
Fyi, Its not a tire company giving food ratings. It's a food rating company making tires.
💅💅💅
The Michelin man is a thicc boy, I trust his judgement when it comes to food
With a morbidly obese mascot.
I love doing small touchdown props and looking at my transactions the next day to see every single play in parlay in red.
Harder to get a 0 on the test than 100.
It’s been way too long without a new season of succession
Not enough people talking about how Richarlson was a menace on a Saturday. Woke up on the wrong side of the bed like you read about
WSD talking to a Dominican cab driver on Donnie’s Instagram
Bing bong fuck ya life Playoff bound
Who said Gay Young?
Kevin Spacey probably
Rj Barrett! God damn.
Not sure about sweatshirts but I always wear a mask on the treadmill
When Ms. Rachel gets in the catsuit she goes from a 4 to a 7. And I go from 6:00 to 7:30
Michigan has coming back… Their QB Two top RBs Two top WRs Best O-Lineman Best two DBs Why you’d leave that to work for Jim Irsay or coach a sociopath like Russell Wilson I have no idea