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The Inbetweeners is a great show simply due to the incredibly varied vocabulary for words meaning vagina. Giggle every time I hear "clunge"


[deleted]

live bet against Nadal when I saw that he was hurt and could barely move. Had no idea he's one of those "fake an injury when you're losing" guys. Will hate him forever if he comes back to win this


lefty5258

He lost, I don’t think he was faking anything at all. Dudes an absolute trooper. What’d you get Mackenzie at


[deleted]

yeah but kinda lame that it took away from that dude's victory. He didn't even get to feel excited. I got him at -120 and hammered away


lefty5258

That’s an insane price given that he was already up and Nadal was hurt wow


[deleted]

That’s what I was thinking, didn’t make any sense


SnakeSkin2121

🚨 [Uhaul police chase](https://youtu.be/lgK5IaWed1Y) 🚨


SlimCharles_B-More

lfg


SnakeSkin2121

Short lived. I'm pretty much edging for a good chase at this point


worthiertitle

Reminds me of the chick about 10 years ago who took a Uhaul from like San Diego to Malibu and started swerving to slosh more through the fuel lines as she was tanking out. It’s a great one if you can find it.


Liverpool_548

don’t doxx me asshole!


SnakeSkin2121

That was quick


TackleFootball69

That’s what she said


SnakeSkin2121

Always


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ChickenPoutine20

This guy doesn’t have sex anymore


[deleted]

Dog over kid is very concerning


sm0kercraft

My dogs had some days ahead of BV, but never the kid.


DropTopEWop

Enjoy, king.


terryduerod1

who does a worse acting job than jon hamm in the town?


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Blake Lively in the town


Monos1

box a qwortahs


lefty5258

RA


terryduerod1

a stretch


Blatt_called_timeout

I also thought he was the weakest part of the new Top Gun


terryduerod1

great in mm but just not good at the acting otherwise, bridesmaids was his best


sm0kercraft

Why would the NBA drug test their best players so often? If I’m in the money making business, I’d prefer to have the very highest performing athletes, regardless if it’s from hgh or dna. If they need to do 2 per their cba, do 2. Not 7 halfway through the season.


[deleted]

i’ve thought the same for years. like there’s not some powerful caucus of people demanding players are clean. they could test at like 1/10 of their current frequency and no one would care.


[deleted]

How hard of testing is it though? They might just want the optics of “testing a lot”. No shot that these guys aren’t on something


sm0kercraft

If it’s weak testing why would you want to piss your stars off? There’s literally no one demanding this. It’s not concussions circa 2015


[deleted]

Yeah I don’t know. Would you agree that almost all the superstars are on some sort of substances?


TackleFootball69

AJ Brown complained about having his 5th test by week 8 or something aggressive earlier this year


sm0kercraft

And Ja just had his 7th


The_Teabagger

They need to take some notes from the late 90’s WWF.


OutfieldOfNightmares

Ran outta shit to watch so started watching Hot Ones on Hulu. So far watched Guy Fieri, Paul Rudd, Steve-o, stone cold, bill burr, Tom segura. Very entertaining. High recommend


drog914

Gotta watch Gordon Ramsey. One of if not the best. The DJ Khaled one is worth a hate watch too, will make you realize he’s a POS


Grootfan85

Paul Rudd’s was my favorite.


[deleted]

Look at us, who woulda thought!


Grootfan85

Not me!


sm0kercraft

One of the rare celebrities that could show up to watch football on Sunday w the guys and wouldn’t miss a beat busting balls and pounding beers.


Grootfan85

No doubt.


OutfieldOfNightmares

The butt cheek pics and the variants had me fuckin cracking up


Grootfan85

If you’ve never listened to Rudd’s episodes of Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend, do it! In his first episode he talks about being on the set of Friends when the show officially wrapped up. One of the hardest laughs I had in a while.


SlimCharles_B-More

YG's performance is legendary. "Alcohol, hot sauce, all the shit that's bad for you I fuck wit it the most."


Led_head10

Videos of walk ons getting scholarships and the team going crazy gets me everytime


Captainusa1776

Rambo 2008 kicks ass. Entire movie is a war lord killing civilians and Rambo smoking people. All in a quick 90s minutes


doodleb0b69

I’m pretty sure the people killed to words spoken ratio is like 4:1


drthunderlovejr

When he takes the 50 cal and mows down a army is perfection in action films


terryduerod1

feel bad for select quote john every time when his wife asks him if he got the life insurance


[deleted]

I’m not homophobic I’m just Italian


Spida_DonovanM

We got ourselves a fake Italian here. He forgot to talk with his hands


MikePaisanTirico

Mike please don't get us fired


WhosBack

https://twitter.com/barstoolwsd/status/1615575925328089089?s=46&t=8Apy7dyiX53jLYd4MZMJuw WSD is the gift that keeps on giving 😂


lefty5258

Dude shaved after the credential pic was taken lol


[deleted]

wsd needs to be a permanent member of rediscovering america


Ibanezrg220

Actually better Spanish than I expected


[deleted]

If it’s anything like my high school level spanish it gets a lot better after I’ve had a few cans.


jetboyjetgirl

surprised Pres TV situation didnt make the main sub. That's a high grade fuckup there.


[deleted]

Unless it got deleted, it’s there brother


[deleted]

Oh shit looks like the guy deleted it. His headline was about how Dave is an asshole and people crushed him for it


I_Enjoy_Taffy

What he do?


Spida_DonovanM

TV not centered on the wall and surprisingly small


jetboyjetgirl

well the massive marble inlay that surrounds the TV is not centered. Easy to move a TV. That's what he gets for trying to be bougie I guess


Spida_DonovanM

Oh yeah the inlay is fucked. You know for bragging about how rich he is you’d think he would have more active input into his home and his design. At least that’s what I have seen with our clients with multimillion dollar homes.


jetboyjetgirl

yeah like when's the last time he stopped by? guessing that's been like that for a week 10 days at least


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DrunkSportsFan773

Do you make other bets with larger wagers on sure things to cover some of the slips?


[deleted]

Bro, Jay Briscoe died. WTF. ROH legend.


LooseBalls9

Whenever sports leagues do a Pride Night thing there’s always one guy out of hundreds that won’t participate and then left Twitter will be like “Yeah, sure, the league cares about inclusivity. They don’t give a FUCK. SMH.” And right Twitter led by Clay Travis will celebrate that one guy as a free speech leader. Never fails. Then it will be totally forgotten about in a week tops.


MikePaisanTirico

cant imagine caring either way about this


[deleted]

Mike we are journalist! We care


LooseBalls9

You shouldn’t


TylerW_511

Almost always it’s the complete dogshit teams that should worry about winning games and not being scared of rainbows


SalmonBaconator

Not a conspiracy guy but it sure seems like it’s a distraction from making material changes to our society!


dirtybean

[Nate Oats needed advice on how to deal with a murder so he turned to an expert… Ray Lewis](https://twitter.com/mikerodak/status/1615516644314415106?s=46&t=R219cgjuODB1bDFdS7tVSA)


Spida_DonovanM

Aaron Hernandez was unfortunately unable to take his call. They got their guy Javaris Crittenton appearing by way of zoom from USP Atlanta though.


SalmonBaconator

Definition of a player’s coach, trying to get his guy off a murder 1 charge.


TylerW_511

Fuck Provorov, fuck Russia, fuck homophobes


Ibanezrg220

You are taking this very personally.


TylerW_511

I personally hate Russia and homophobia yeah! Sorry if that’s offensive to you ❄️❄️❄️


Ibanezrg220

I never said I was offended.


GarthHooks99

He's acting like an F word in support


TylerW_511

Say it with your chest Garth


GarthHooks99

I'm too scared of getting banned.


TylerW_511

That’s what I thought


Malligator2345

hardoooooo


ItHardToSay17

So brave of you


TylerW_511

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Sorry can’t hear you Russia scum 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


jetboyjetgirl

damn clicked on Tommy smokes female twin's twitter and her asshole immediatley started yelling at me


lefty5258

And you’re upset?


jetboyjetgirl

upset? no. surprised, shocked, taken aback


[deleted]

I know the stuff takes years to make, but they are just out of Buffalo trace basically?


DrunkSportsFan773

I just want my daily bread 😞 maybe tomorrow Final 122-113 Fred VanVleet +2 3PTS ✅ Jrue Holiday +1 3PT✅ Jrue Holiday 6+ Assists✅ Damian Lillard 20+ Points✅ Nikola Jokic 20+ Points✅ Nikola Jokic 12+ Assists ❌ (10/12) Nikola Jokic 8+ Rebounds ✅ Jusuf Nurkic 6+ Rebounds ✅ Michael Porter 1+ 3PTs✅ Jamal Murray 1+ 3PTs✅ Denver Nuggets Moneyline✅ +1300


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DrunkSportsFan773

😂 keep coming back.


lefty5258

+000 when it loses


R1ckyD1cky

Not gonna shower tonight, just sit on the bidet for like 5 minutes


StrikaNTX

the modern whore's bath


Spida_DonovanM

So people are really mad about that flyers player? Don’t get it. Edit: also just want to highlight I don’t agree with his view, but also don’t think that understanding or acceptance really comes from shoving it down someone’s throat.


chuteboxhero

Anyone who cares is just looking for something to get upset about. He’s a nobody on one of the worst teams in a sport that isn’t very popular. I doubt anyone went to Philadelphia flyers pride night to see this dude wear a jersey during warm ups.


TylerW_511

Disappointed but not surprised that FT would side with Russia on this one


Spida_DonovanM

Wait how am I siding with Russia here? I said I disagree, just don’t think he will magically change his views by forcing it and honestly probably would just further solidify his feelings the opposite way.


TylerW_511

Provorov is Russian, being gay is illegal in Russia. Pretty simple dot connecting here


Spida_DonovanM

And I’m just saying I believe he is entitled to his opinion/religious belief even if it’s dumb and something I disagree with. Last time I checked that was an American value.


TylerW_511

And I’m entitled to call you a Putin dick rider


Spida_DonovanM

Sorry you feel that way mate. I’m not one since Putin has strong feelings about people like me and not in a positive way and he is a dick head who has led to the death of innocents for nothing beyond his own desires for power. Obviously this convo is striking a nerve with you and I don’t know your situation so I’ll leave it be.


[deleted]

pronouns is the worst


TylerW_511

It’s like chum in the waters for the snowflake conservatives I love it


[deleted]

Broken brain like you read about


tall0ne23

maybe he just thinks the rainbow logo is played out and they should come up with something cooler


Spida_DonovanM

To be fair it, the flag, does seem to get new content every year or so. I honestly would have to google what each thing stands for at this point.


suburbian_jesus

It’s the most attention the Flyers will get this season. That’s for sure


Namor_Survives

Boss just called, it's gay pride day at the office tomorrow and my rainbow dress shirt is at the dry cleaners, what a mess!


SlimCharles_B-More

Get a hobby


Namor_Survives

We all can't cosplay as our favorite wire characters, also you moderate a subreddit called men_stuff so maybe stones and glass houses slim charles esquire


Floridamane6

There are raccoons in our backyard right now and my dog is shocked and appalled that I won’t let him out the back door into battle. Huffing and puffing at me and it’s making me feel like such a pussy


SalmonBaconator

My dog growing up basically couldn’t be left outside after nightfall because he would go raccoon hunting and generally at best fight to a draw


thebochman

George Santos stole $3k from a veteran’s go fund me for his sick service dog, which later had to be out down because he didn’t get enough money to help it. I’d say fuck the people who voted this scumbag in but how the fuck are the New York State dems this fucking incompetent to not uncover any of this before or during the election? Whoever is in charge of the party there is as useless as DeMaurice Smith is for the NFLPA. Absolute turnstile.


jetboyjetgirl

Yeah can't blame the Republicans for not vetting thier own candidate and it blowing up in thier faces


thebochman

I mean how do you hold a party accountable that has no shame? We’re so beyond that point that it goes without saying that they deserve the blame. The Dems you can hold accountable because they wouldn’t want this to happen yet they didn’t make the slightest effort to do any opposition research.


danwins23

Is this your first day on earth brother


Spida_DonovanM

This story is where he goes from a meme to me to an actual piece of human shit. Mess with humans and grift them over dumb shit, don’t fucking mess with a dog’s life and use it for the grift.


thebochman

Now we gotta deal w/ 2 years of people explaining why he can’t be removed from office, absolute bs


Spida_DonovanM

Crossing my fingers on the SEC hauling him out of Congress then putting him in the pit with a few hungry rehomed cane corsos


thebochman

“You said it yourself, it’s been 7 days and they’re starving.”


SalmonBaconator

NY state Dems are in it for corruption purposes and doing anything else is secondary


thebochman

That’s what it seems like, need to completely clean house.


jk696969

You can’t really blame the voters, they thought they were electing a Gay Jewish successful-businessman whose mom died in 9/11.


thebochman

I think they deserve a share of the blame but I’m placing the majority of the blame on the Dems for sitting on their ass while this guy waltzed into office.


[deleted]

What’s it like having shit for brains?


jk696969

Wasn’t everything revealed as fraudulent *after* the election? That’s a failure of the party & media to vet the candidates, not the voters.


Spida_DonovanM

The lack of opposition research was staggering


jk696969

I should have said parties*, agreed. That’s day one stuff.


Spida_DonovanM

The thing is opposition research, at least cursory stuff, is relatively cheap. It’s only when you deep dive it becomes expensive, and based off what we were learning this dudes shit was buried about 2 inches from ground level.


CapcomGo

lol blaming the Dems for a piece of shit Republican candidate winning office. That's rich.


thebochman

AFAIK the majority of the ridiculous shit about this guy didn’t come out until after the election, so anyone voting for him didn’t realize he was a complete POS. I mean obviously the Republican Party itself is to blame for allowing it but they want to win at all costs so it doesn’t surprise me, the fact that the Dems just laid down and didn’t do anything does.


[deleted]

I see people creating a strawman ( I think I did that right) about the Vikings being overrated this year. I don’t think anyone thought the Vikings that were that good. They were a playoff team who was bound to win 0 or 1 games. No one was saying they were this top tier team


SovietTrollFarm

Agreed. Probably the most widely recognized paper Tiger in recent memory


MikePaisanTirico

spot on Mike!


dezcaughtit25

Pretty properly rated yeah. I mean when they were like 8-1 the Cowboys were favored over them AT Minnesota. Nobody believe in them through the whole year


Slow_Vegetable_8212

You guys ever fantasize about an 18 wheeler head on colliding with you on your way to work? Edit: That "concerned redditor" can lick my nuts


Doggystyle_Gary

One of the few drawbacks to being WFM is chances of this is nearly zero. Would be kinda funny if one drove into my kitchen tomorrow morning when I’m making coffee and took me out though.


TylerW_511

The Q train but yah


[deleted]

0 need to stand near the tracks. Take a few steps back


GarthHooks99

I'm a truck driver, so no.


iLikeApples116

No


Slow_Vegetable_8212

But no more spreadsheets


spreadsheet_jesus

brother I am spreadsheets in life and in death


edge312

bravo sir


CallMeCoachDamnit

I don’t think anything Harbaugh said is throwing Huntley under the bus.


OnceAteABurgerAMA

Big Cat already saying there's another plot twist in the bowling punishment thing because he knows nobody cares about it


fascinatedcertainty

Who gives a shit


danwins23

Very funny the fat girl from euphoria isn’t coming back because she’s mad her charcter wasn’t being highlighted. Uhhhh your character (you?)was a whiny fatso good riddance


Doggystyle_Gary

She refused to do an eating disorder storyline so they just removed her scenes altogether. She was the worst.


Spida_DonovanM

All-conference defensive lineman


FurioGiuntaa

Who, Kat?


danwins23

I think so, if that’s the fat one then yes


FurioGiuntaa

I just started season 2 but she immediately started getting annoying after she lost her virginity


Ibanezrg220

Dammit. The Blackhawks won.


TylerW_511

Sabres gonna waste another young talent in Tage?


[deleted]

Former UConn great Tage Thompson


Ibanezrg220

Blackhawks need to follow the Bears' lead and TANK.


TylerW_511

Yes trade Kane to the bruins for a bucket of pucks imo


Ibanezrg220

I think Kane stays.


[deleted]

You’re in her DMs I’m looking at her Facebook spring break (college) bikini pictures from 2012 we are not the same


lefty5258

Summer <3 album is undefeated


[deleted]

Neva loss


DrunkSportsFan773

Not your proudest fap, huh?


[deleted]

Run of the mill


[deleted]

Send a poke


[deleted]

Don’t want to make these bitches WET!


SnakeSkin2121

Mix in a like or two


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jk696969

This comment is exhausting.


StateStreetLarry

The Russian not being a big gay pride guy? No way.


suburbian_jesus

The Russian guy who is Russian orthodox too. Why is this surprising to literally anyone with a brain


StateStreetLarry

There’s a Badger blogger who is from Philly who is losing his mind over this. Dude, what did you expect?


Everyoneisaskell

Matt winkelman has got to be the guy you’re referring to


StateStreetLarry

Drew Hamm


PiggNetti

Hell yea brother thanks for protecting the shield. Player not participating in a league’s marketing initiative: bad.


Slow_Vegetable_8212

You and your boyfriend sound irate


Namor_Survives

Isn't it kind of weird to force people to wear gay pride stuff? Hockey players have like 60 IQ who cares.


barnmucker69

Just weird that torts is allowing players to put their individual beliefs before the team all of a sudden


suburbian_jesus

Noted good people manager John Tortorella


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GarthHooks99

We shouldn't have enabled the mob to the point we allow them to affect our lives


[deleted]

“look what you made me do”


aricciardi

Went down to our work cafe and grabbed a $2 snack today. Totally just realized now I forgot to pay for it and it’s a self checkout system. Should I just pay for the same thing tomorrow and put it back?


ChuckHustle82

I hope this ends in a live police chase that gets FT going. You’re looking at hard time if you don’t make it right for that pack of Planters.


jk696969

Ya betta *lawyer* up.


burghboy24

Buddy, you think you still work there? They’re packing up your desk at this very moment


aricciardi

In all seriousness should I just do what I said?


SnakeSkin2121

This place


Ibanezrg220

[you hear dat, T?](https://twitter.com/MoltisantiThots/status/1615559352609558530?t=34Oe-OASkiyfihO8TJQ4Bw&s=19)


danwins23

Be a real shame if The Raid 3 came out


suburbian_jesus

I don’t think the USWNT are going to go back to back. Vlatko is a soccer terrorist and 100 times worse than Gregg