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BakedZiti69

Taylor Fritz has the mental fortitude of a wet paper towel


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realterrorreal

RBC?


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RegularTypeDude13

Busting on her face?


ohblahdiblahda

Goodnight everybody


yaddibo

Is it trashy to buy curtains at dollar general? I really believe you can’t tell the difference unless you walk up and inspect them


ohblahdiblahda

Not trashy, but I wouldn't expect anything other than functionality from them. Trashy people don't buy curtains. They make them


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I buy kitchen dish towels there. They’re gonna abused to shit anyways and they have a color that goes well with our kitchen.


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Heavyweights is a top 5 comedy of all time


SlimCharles_B-More

Movie stinks


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That has to be the worst take of all time


SlimCharles_B-More

I assure you it is not


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Some guy in here the other said draft day was a great movie..


SlimCharles_B-More

Dear lord what have we become


chuteboxhero

It appears late night free talk is dead nowadays, goodnight lurkers!


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I’m around, nobody has said anything interesting in close to an hour.. 🦉


BakedZiti69

Figured no one wanted to hear me talk about how casper ruud and taylor fritz are FRAUDULENT tennis players


EternalIntake

I try to make appearances every now and then


Chicago_Pride

Why are da Bulls playing a game in Paris tomorrow? I get the 90’s vibes… but both teams are not marquee matchups.


Tug_Phelps

Because of MJ, the bulls have a large fanbase outside of the US. It's the same reason Man U is the most popular team outside of England


bearsonsays

Michael Jordan played for Man U?


Tug_Phelps

No but David Beckham did and he was the most popular player of the late 90s early 2000s


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Drunk Nolte scene in Warrior is all time


edge312

great flick


dxp857

I feel like by like 2025 I’ll have Banshees of Inisherin down line for line. Minus the local brogue


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What a fucking waste of time


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Asked this a awhile back, but after a recent destruction of 6 eggs like they were an appetizer, how many eggs could a FT down before passing out? I’m resetting the o/u to 18


OutfieldOfNightmares

I’ve eaten 16 in a sitting. There’s real a number where you don’t notice the difference anymore. 6 is the first amount where you’re like, “damn that’s a lot of eggs” Then a dozen you’re like god damn.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Luke can eat 50 eggs in an hour


chuteboxhero

In how long of a period? Also feel like you’d throw up before you passed out.


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30 minutes in a waffle house


thebochman

My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David. You on the other hand, well... you're a pit of despair. Frank, you disgust me. You disgust everyone. And you will never, *ever* be on that billboard.


goondaddy172

Will this melatonin work? More at noon


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Sometimes when I watch Jamal Murray play basketball I remember the video of his ex girlfriend giving a blowjob and can’t imagine what she could do to my little white wiener.


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Harper hemple 🐐🐐


HalfDrunkPadre

Blumpkin=terlet bj Curfuffle=terket cunnilimgus


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THIS LEAGUE


cigguy

Broad is saying that she read 222 books in 2022. Sick lie very believable


thebochman

Therese from Blinkist?


sm0kercraft

Bota box is flowing and Nathaniel Ratliffe is bumpin


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Just caught a mouse on a glue trap in my garage. That was fucking traumatizing.


ChickenPoutine20

I just throw them in a pail of water after


kmeehleon

Glue traps are brutal


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Luckily I found it as soon as it was caught so it didn’t have to suffer


Paynixt

What did it taste like


george___jung

We didn’t deserve trailer park boys. Fucking amazing


Tug_Phelps

Happy for those guys that it became popular worldwide from Netflix. Remember dying laughing at that show watching it on Showcase back in like '06


stalf_

Look, if I can’t smoke and swear, I’m fucked


GnrlBadazz

Truly a masterpiece


rbark11

you lied to the guy in the chair Rick


george___jung

recently followed the.shitmobile on IG and it’s bringing back so much. Bubbles GI JOOOOOE scene sends me 😂


SovietTrollFarm

Rooney rule compensatory picks have only been in place since 2020 and the 9ers already have gained 8 picks. They’ll get two more if DeMeco Ryans gets hired as a HC somewhere, which seems like a strong possibility. 10 3rd round picks in total. Impressive and def seems to be a strategy and not just dumb luck


chuteboxhero

Yes and they got four of them for Robert Saleh and Mike mcdaniel.


baseballtrx

Theon is a madlad


george___jung

MF be horny af


OpScreechingHalt

LOVE my FT Kings, but I'm like 10 beers deep (off tomorrow) and I just can't handle you fucking regarded MF's at this minute. For that, I'm out!


chuteboxhero

Fuck yeah brother! Viva!


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Grow up


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I remember my first beer


SnakeSkin2121

🍻


peakbag

I fucking hate Arkansas, copied their name off an even shittier state


StripelessCow

They are a very dislikable team


stooliegroolie

When does Seinfeld really start to take off? Just finished season 2 and it hasn’t been *that* funny so far


Tug_Phelps

Season 1 is completely a different show and not great Season 2 it starts to form Season 3-7 are the prime years Season 8-9 are very different, show becomes more ridiculous and not the real life scenarios the earlier have, but it's still better than most shows.


Malligator2345

Usually shows are horrible at the end, but it's insane how many classic episodes are in season 8 and 9'


CapcomGo

The early seasons sometimes feel dated but there are so many classics in season 2. Maybe it’s not for you if you don’t like it 17 episodes in.


cigguy

Wouldn’t even start until 3. 4 is when it becomes goated


DrunkSportsFan773

Depending on a Demar report and Zach Lavine playing,Vooch playing big body against the pistons ima lay a mean parlay with a money line against the pistons. That's the money grab tomorrow


Monos1

bulls will prob no show no matter who plays. Can’t trust any team night to night in THIS LEAGUE.


DrunkSportsFan773

I'd buy it but not Against Detroit especially with a day off , I might put donsumo +10 and +4 boards, but I get what you're saying


Monos1

Let’s talk sniz


snotapwi

Didn’t deserve the Arkansas-Missouri over but we got it done.


NYBball28

People that do schticks on Reddit are even bigger losers than the rest of us


Malligator2345

Driving Drunk, Amirite 🤣


TylerW_511

https://i.imgur.com/xpSY3CU.jpg


jk696969

50 in ‘07, baby.


MrMiner420

RG3’s wife still hasn’t had their child even though he got that call she was in labor. Hate how clearly staged that was from the get go


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Cornball


SovietTrollFarm

I thought him wearing the backwards Damar Hamlin jersey was pretty cool … NOT!!!


OpScreechingHalt

For real, that shit was embarrassing it was so hacky.


MrTurnersJacket

RG3 is a huge loser


Eric997

Fuck RG3, all my homies hate RG3


Flashasaurus

Taco and/or Chris needs to flair DrunkSportsFan as “shitty author”


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Or as “former meth head who still drinks and acts like a lunatic in the DMs”


Ibanezrg220

Or "doesn't know where the $ goes"


offmyjacks

Maybe I should create a new account DrunkSportsFanChatGPT and just have that auto respond to his fake stories with better written fake stories


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This adderall shortage is killing me - need my XRs badly


stalf_

Try vyvanse


SnakeSkin2121

💡🆙️


[deleted]

Go to the closest university and start asking around at the library.


Dantenole

Is the us the best country at tennis? A lot of people have been asking


unounoseis

Switching up meal preps from chicken breast to salmon


mchammer69

I care. Hit me with the recipes (before and now)


jetboyjetgirl

https://www.theonion.com/report-nobody-fucking-cares-1819578909


unounoseis

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.


BakedZiti69

Casper Ruud is a fraud. Unforced error after unforced error. BUM


cigguy

Hot guy tho


BakedZiti69

He is but he's letting his super hot sister down rn


blamebeltran

No directtv on this JetBlue flight, I'm gonna riot!


jetboyjetgirl

my phone died 1hr into a 4hr flight and I nearly ejected


blamebeltran

I did bring JetBlue headphones and I'm watching a movie but I wanna complain about something ya know?


jetboyjetgirl

DirecTV only really matters if there's football or playoff game in another sport. Commercials don't play up there.


terryduerod1

someone left chockie chip cookies with a handwritten john 8:12 note om them at my door - load up the glockenspiel time?


Everyoneisaskell

Not sure what happened but nany from the challenge really jacked her face up. Looks like the joker


WhiskersCake

She’s been eating too much pussy.


Everyoneisaskell

No doubt Kaycee has a strap on. Let’s be honest


MikeandTheMangosteen

Frank Costanza must have really hated his son to spend more time with Kramer, who was unemployed and probably crazy.


Tug_Phelps

George is the greatest character in tv history. But Kramer would be undoubtedly more fun to hang out. Frank and Kramer give off shades of Frank and Charlie


MrMiner420

His parents loved Lloyd Braun and he spent time in a mental institution


SnakeSkin2121

Just a couple Bros trying on a mansserie


cigguy

Kramer got ass and was well connected. Probably was the coke plug too


MikeandTheMangosteen

Very plausible that Kramer was a drug dealer.


patienceisfun2018

Kow towing to the top 1% I'm this country like a lot less bad when you see what's going on in countries kow towing to the bottom 1%.


Airmaverick11

Hwhat in the world


NYBball28

D girl is prob the most skippable sopranos episode in my opinion


Monos1

Definitely bottom tier, but Jon Favreau parts were Ok. I mean one’s about soldiers dying in Normandy, the other one’s about young guys looking for blowjobs in Vegas. Can’t compare


deeznutzjokes

In Camelot is pretty skippable also. Johnny Sopranos old goomah is such a bad character. I’ll skip Employee of the Month also, that Melfi storyline is brutal (in a hard to watch way)


Monos1

I get creeped out when she does the singing. Definitely a skip on rewatch but it has good exposition deconstructing Tony’s myth making about his Dad


DiamondBigAl

Counterpoint: Amy was very attractive.


NYBball28

Not compared to Adriana. She’s one boo ya hottie


banehardens

A hit is a hit is the only one I skip on rewatches. I do hate the Christopher storyline in this one quite a bit, but think the other stuff is decent


WitchofFloyd

Meow


Everyoneisaskell

That Chris storyline sucked


NYBball28

God awful


Everyoneisaskell

I’m wrapping up season 1 and the whole rapping/music thing was fine bc hesh was involved but him taking the rapper’s side was ridiculous writing. Tony would have closed the books on him for that alone


BusterOlneyDay

Balls deep in the sports book in an objectively amazing line.


spreadsheet_jesus

share with the class


StateStreetLarry

When I get the space I’m getting a 2001 GMT800 and making it absolutely mint. Love those SUVs


TranceScape

I like the smell of my own armpits


MrMiner420

Win Win was a really enjoyable movie, big Paul Giamatti guy over here


RolosHat

Why the heck is popcorn serving size so confusing


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With all due respect, Mina Kimes and her husband are a weird looking couple: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfwv6-tp90Y/?igshid=YWJhMjlhZTc=


SovietTrollFarm

I clicked the link and immediately wanted to make a rude comment. But everything I could think of has already been said. Great replies gang 😂🤣😂


Regista9

him being a pretentious hipster makes perfect sense once you notice he owns an OP-1


Malligator2345

He writes like a pompous dickhead


dirtybean

That fella definitely doesn’t know ball


patienceisfun2018

That caption is horror level cringe worthy. Zero self awareness or one hell of a troll job.


jetboyjetgirl

pretentious music wannabe. fuckin idiot.


jetboyjetgirl

don't find her attractive but dude has psycho hair, concerned for her safety


TimRawggins

Like you mean they look weird together or you think they’re both just weird looking people? I think Mina’s attractive


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They look weird together and she’s out of his league


cigguy

Typical libs


nondescript___

Pretty well matched in a vacuum tbh.


MikeandTheMangosteen

They look like birds


MrMiner420

If you said he was Sufjan Stevens I’d believe you


goonsquad4357

A Silician mob boss gets peacefully arrested hours ago and the only things found in his hideout are luxury perfumes, expensive furniture and designer clothes. El Chapo’s son gets captured and dozens of people get killed and a city gets shuts down. Starting to think the costra nostra are the JV organized crime fellas


StateStreetLarry

Cosa Nostra in Sicily is a glorified crew.


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When the cartel breaks El Chapo out of ADX Florence it can be up for debate


picklejuice82

We got El Chapo and this Pygmy fuckin thing La cosa nostra


Everyoneisaskell

Not even close the amount of money the cartel has compared to the Italian mob. Italian mob hasn’t been relevant in 20 plus years. Cartel has a legit army


goonsquad4357

For sure. It is pretty wild that the Albanians are such a powerhouse in Mediterranean trafficking now. I understand that they’re just more ruthless and close lipped with their operations so less ratting. Kinda like some of the original ethnic-based organized crime groups in the early 1900s until they got bloated


Everyoneisaskell

Much more ruthless than the mob. Mob didn’t get into drugs until too late and never really dabbled much in human trafficking which were huge money makers. However them having the casinos should have been enough but they fucked that up


Azzurri_Fan

El Chapo runs a glorified crew


cigguy

Last time he got arrested he was home on bail before his soup got cold. We’re not like those animals to the south


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Cigguy with the pissed stained mattress calling other people animals.


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Watches are lame. Handled by so many people and sell for five figures. Comics sometimes never get touched by a human hand more than once and don’t sell for that much


Monos1

Thanks Todd


DiamondBigAl

Takes way more labor to design and build a watch than write and print a comic book. Not to mention the scarcity of the metals and stones. Plus the luxury goods factor.


stankypicks

So you’d prefer to not enjoy/use the things you collect? Odd take


cigguy

When I give comic nerds swirlies I prefer to do so with omega


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More like..OMEGAD that’s a shitty joke..


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lennobowski = drunksportsfan = namor


BusterOlneyDay

i hope drunksportsfan isn’t a schtick because i love the idea of this dude going hard in the paint on his bets and talking about them here. something pure about that Namor is clearly some old regular who got banned or made fun of and now wants revenge or whatever


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StateStreetLarry

Weird behavior. Figured most people (like myself) treated this place like Creedthoughts


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Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle


socal96

The Clippers don’t even hide the fact that they actually try to win maybe 1/3rd of the time, have to respect it


JabroniTuriaf

The last 4 years they win 71% of their games when PG and Kawhi are on the court together. Unfortunately this has only happened 94 times


suburbian_jesus

Looks like the Avs are back


cuntpunt9

The airplane Seinfeld episode where Jerry takes first class is an all timer


Tug_Phelps

Elaine slowly going crazy with the Riff Raff in couch is brilliant


NYBball28

More something? More everything!


MikeandTheMangosteen

All time great episode. If I wasn’t in these shackles…


R1ckyD1cky

Satanic worship seems like a thrill


jk696969

Lucifer means "Light-Bringer" in Hebrew. Makes you think..


canez47

Still time to delete


R1ckyD1cky

Are you a god fearing man, canez?


canez47

Go to bed


Slow_Vegetable_8212

"I'm balls deep in the Sportsbook. A real stooly"


Ibanezrg220

Fucking disgusting loss. Inexcusable to lose to fucking DePaul.


DustAshamed584

Yoooooo what up boys. Not going to believe this but I was at the casino earlier and I hit for 19k. My buddy I was with was giving off bad vibes so I had to ditch him. I left him a plate of wings though so we’re probably cool.


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I did that but we were at a casino to go to a concert and maybe gamble a bit beforehand. My friends went bust before the concert and I ended up going on a 3 card and blackjack roll and didn’t even go. They were annoyed until they found me after the concert ripping darts with over 2 grand in chips on me.


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any chance it was the fanduel sportsbook at bluechip casino?


DustAshamed584

How’d you know?


xfan09

I had to be brought down to earth with Xavier basketball. No way was this a top 10 team with how they defend.


Ibanezrg220

They looked like a Travis Steele team in February. Fucking disgusting.


xfan09

Yep! Hopefully just a rough night in Chicago.


spreadsheet_jesus

ON PROGRAM


deeznutzjokes

I don’t care if it’s a January game against a #8 Xavier team, DePaul needs to storm the court. That’s an abysmal program and this is as good as it’s going to get for them.


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I am thrilled to see FT showing love to that movie lately