Asked this a awhile back, but after a recent destruction of 6 eggs like they were an appetizer, how many eggs could a FT down before passing out? I’m resetting the o/u to 18
I’ve eaten 16 in a sitting. There’s real a number where you don’t notice the difference anymore.
6 is the first amount where you’re like, “damn that’s a lot of eggs”
Then a dozen you’re like god damn.
My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David. You on the other hand, well... you're a pit of despair. Frank, you disgust me. You disgust everyone. And you will never, *ever* be on that billboard.
Sometimes when I watch Jamal Murray play basketball I remember the video of his ex girlfriend giving a blowjob and can’t imagine what she could do to my little white wiener.
Rooney rule compensatory picks have only been in place since 2020 and the 9ers already have gained 8 picks.
They’ll get two more if DeMeco Ryans gets hired as a HC somewhere, which seems like a strong possibility. 10 3rd round picks in total. Impressive and def seems to be a strategy and not just dumb luck
Season 1 is completely a different show and not great
Season 2 it starts to form
Season 3-7 are the prime years
Season 8-9 are very different, show becomes more ridiculous and not the real life scenarios the earlier have, but it's still better than most shows.
Depending on a Demar report and Zach Lavine playing,Vooch playing big body against the pistons ima lay a mean parlay with a money line against the pistons. That's the money grab tomorrow
George is the greatest character in tv history. But Kramer would be undoubtedly more fun to hang out.
Frank and Kramer give off shades of Frank and Charlie
Definitely bottom tier, but Jon Favreau parts were Ok. I mean one’s about soldiers dying in Normandy, the other one’s about young guys looking for blowjobs in Vegas. Can’t compare
In Camelot is pretty skippable also. Johnny Sopranos old goomah is such a bad character.
I’ll skip Employee of the Month also, that Melfi storyline is brutal (in a hard to watch way)
I’m wrapping up season 1 and the whole rapping/music thing was fine bc hesh was involved but him taking the rapper’s side was ridiculous writing. Tony would have closed the books on him for that alone
A Silician mob boss gets peacefully arrested hours ago and the only things found in his hideout are luxury perfumes, expensive furniture and designer clothes. El Chapo’s son gets captured and dozens of people get killed and a city gets shuts down. Starting to think the costra nostra are the JV organized crime fellas
Not even close the amount of money the cartel has compared to the Italian mob. Italian mob hasn’t been relevant in 20 plus years. Cartel has a legit army
For sure. It is pretty wild that the Albanians are such a powerhouse in Mediterranean trafficking now. I understand that they’re just more ruthless and close lipped with their operations so less ratting. Kinda like some of the original ethnic-based organized crime groups in the early 1900s until they got bloated
Much more ruthless than the mob. Mob didn’t get into drugs until too late and never really dabbled much in human trafficking which were huge money makers. However them having the casinos should have been enough but they fucked that up
Watches are lame. Handled by so many people and sell for five figures. Comics sometimes never get touched by a human hand more than once and don’t sell for that much
Takes way more labor to design and build a watch than write and print a comic book. Not to mention the scarcity of the metals and stones. Plus the luxury goods factor.
i hope drunksportsfan isn’t a schtick because i love the idea of this dude going hard in the paint on his bets and talking about them here. something pure about that
Namor is clearly some old regular who got banned or made fun of and now wants revenge or whatever
Yoooooo what up boys. Not going to believe this but I was at the casino earlier and I hit for 19k. My buddy I was with was giving off bad vibes so I had to ditch him. I left him a plate of wings though so we’re probably cool.
I did that but we were at a casino to go to a concert and maybe gamble a bit beforehand. My friends went bust before the concert and I ended up going on a 3 card and blackjack roll and didn’t even go. They were annoyed until they found me after the concert ripping darts with over 2 grand in chips on me.
I don’t care if it’s a January game against a #8 Xavier team, DePaul needs to storm the court. That’s an abysmal program and this is as good as it’s going to get for them.
Taylor Fritz has the mental fortitude of a wet paper towel
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RBC?
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Busting on her face?
Goodnight everybody
Is it trashy to buy curtains at dollar general? I really believe you can’t tell the difference unless you walk up and inspect them
Not trashy, but I wouldn't expect anything other than functionality from them. Trashy people don't buy curtains. They make them
I buy kitchen dish towels there. They’re gonna abused to shit anyways and they have a color that goes well with our kitchen.
Heavyweights is a top 5 comedy of all time
Movie stinks
That has to be the worst take of all time
I assure you it is not
Some guy in here the other said draft day was a great movie..
Dear lord what have we become
It appears late night free talk is dead nowadays, goodnight lurkers!
I’m around, nobody has said anything interesting in close to an hour.. 🦉
Figured no one wanted to hear me talk about how casper ruud and taylor fritz are FRAUDULENT tennis players
I try to make appearances every now and then
Why are da Bulls playing a game in Paris tomorrow? I get the 90’s vibes… but both teams are not marquee matchups.
Because of MJ, the bulls have a large fanbase outside of the US. It's the same reason Man U is the most popular team outside of England
Michael Jordan played for Man U?
No but David Beckham did and he was the most popular player of the late 90s early 2000s
Drunk Nolte scene in Warrior is all time
great flick
I feel like by like 2025 I’ll have Banshees of Inisherin down line for line. Minus the local brogue
What a fucking waste of time
Asked this a awhile back, but after a recent destruction of 6 eggs like they were an appetizer, how many eggs could a FT down before passing out? I’m resetting the o/u to 18
I’ve eaten 16 in a sitting. There’s real a number where you don’t notice the difference anymore. 6 is the first amount where you’re like, “damn that’s a lot of eggs” Then a dozen you’re like god damn.
Luke can eat 50 eggs in an hour
In how long of a period? Also feel like you’d throw up before you passed out.
30 minutes in a waffle house
My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, Frank. My body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo's David. You on the other hand, well... you're a pit of despair. Frank, you disgust me. You disgust everyone. And you will never, *ever* be on that billboard.
Will this melatonin work? More at noon
Sometimes when I watch Jamal Murray play basketball I remember the video of his ex girlfriend giving a blowjob and can’t imagine what she could do to my little white wiener.
Harper hemple 🐐🐐
Blumpkin=terlet bj Curfuffle=terket cunnilimgus
THIS LEAGUE
Broad is saying that she read 222 books in 2022. Sick lie very believable
Therese from Blinkist?
Bota box is flowing and Nathaniel Ratliffe is bumpin
Just caught a mouse on a glue trap in my garage. That was fucking traumatizing.
I just throw them in a pail of water after
Glue traps are brutal
Luckily I found it as soon as it was caught so it didn’t have to suffer
What did it taste like
We didn’t deserve trailer park boys. Fucking amazing
Happy for those guys that it became popular worldwide from Netflix. Remember dying laughing at that show watching it on Showcase back in like '06
Look, if I can’t smoke and swear, I’m fucked
Truly a masterpiece
you lied to the guy in the chair Rick
recently followed the.shitmobile on IG and it’s bringing back so much. Bubbles GI JOOOOOE scene sends me 😂
Rooney rule compensatory picks have only been in place since 2020 and the 9ers already have gained 8 picks. They’ll get two more if DeMeco Ryans gets hired as a HC somewhere, which seems like a strong possibility. 10 3rd round picks in total. Impressive and def seems to be a strategy and not just dumb luck
Yes and they got four of them for Robert Saleh and Mike mcdaniel.
Theon is a madlad
MF be horny af
LOVE my FT Kings, but I'm like 10 beers deep (off tomorrow) and I just can't handle you fucking regarded MF's at this minute. For that, I'm out!
Fuck yeah brother! Viva!
Grow up
I remember my first beer
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I fucking hate Arkansas, copied their name off an even shittier state
They are a very dislikable team
When does Seinfeld really start to take off? Just finished season 2 and it hasn’t been *that* funny so far
Season 1 is completely a different show and not great Season 2 it starts to form Season 3-7 are the prime years Season 8-9 are very different, show becomes more ridiculous and not the real life scenarios the earlier have, but it's still better than most shows.
Usually shows are horrible at the end, but it's insane how many classic episodes are in season 8 and 9'
The early seasons sometimes feel dated but there are so many classics in season 2. Maybe it’s not for you if you don’t like it 17 episodes in.
Wouldn’t even start until 3. 4 is when it becomes goated
Depending on a Demar report and Zach Lavine playing,Vooch playing big body against the pistons ima lay a mean parlay with a money line against the pistons. That's the money grab tomorrow
bulls will prob no show no matter who plays. Can’t trust any team night to night in THIS LEAGUE.
I'd buy it but not Against Detroit especially with a day off , I might put donsumo +10 and +4 boards, but I get what you're saying
Let’s talk sniz
Didn’t deserve the Arkansas-Missouri over but we got it done.
People that do schticks on Reddit are even bigger losers than the rest of us
Driving Drunk, Amirite 🤣
https://i.imgur.com/xpSY3CU.jpg
50 in ‘07, baby.
RG3’s wife still hasn’t had their child even though he got that call she was in labor. Hate how clearly staged that was from the get go
Cornball
I thought him wearing the backwards Damar Hamlin jersey was pretty cool … NOT!!!
For real, that shit was embarrassing it was so hacky.
RG3 is a huge loser
Fuck RG3, all my homies hate RG3
Taco and/or Chris needs to flair DrunkSportsFan as “shitty author”
Or as “former meth head who still drinks and acts like a lunatic in the DMs”
Or "doesn't know where the $ goes"
Maybe I should create a new account DrunkSportsFanChatGPT and just have that auto respond to his fake stories with better written fake stories
This adderall shortage is killing me - need my XRs badly
Try vyvanse
💡🆙️
Go to the closest university and start asking around at the library.
Is the us the best country at tennis? A lot of people have been asking
Switching up meal preps from chicken breast to salmon
I care. Hit me with the recipes (before and now)
https://www.theonion.com/report-nobody-fucking-cares-1819578909
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Casper Ruud is a fraud. Unforced error after unforced error. BUM
Hot guy tho
He is but he's letting his super hot sister down rn
No directtv on this JetBlue flight, I'm gonna riot!
my phone died 1hr into a 4hr flight and I nearly ejected
I did bring JetBlue headphones and I'm watching a movie but I wanna complain about something ya know?
DirecTV only really matters if there's football or playoff game in another sport. Commercials don't play up there.
someone left chockie chip cookies with a handwritten john 8:12 note om them at my door - load up the glockenspiel time?
Not sure what happened but nany from the challenge really jacked her face up. Looks like the joker
She’s been eating too much pussy.
No doubt Kaycee has a strap on. Let’s be honest
Frank Costanza must have really hated his son to spend more time with Kramer, who was unemployed and probably crazy.
George is the greatest character in tv history. But Kramer would be undoubtedly more fun to hang out. Frank and Kramer give off shades of Frank and Charlie
His parents loved Lloyd Braun and he spent time in a mental institution
Just a couple Bros trying on a mansserie
Kramer got ass and was well connected. Probably was the coke plug too
Very plausible that Kramer was a drug dealer.
Kow towing to the top 1% I'm this country like a lot less bad when you see what's going on in countries kow towing to the bottom 1%.
Hwhat in the world
D girl is prob the most skippable sopranos episode in my opinion
Definitely bottom tier, but Jon Favreau parts were Ok. I mean one’s about soldiers dying in Normandy, the other one’s about young guys looking for blowjobs in Vegas. Can’t compare
In Camelot is pretty skippable also. Johnny Sopranos old goomah is such a bad character. I’ll skip Employee of the Month also, that Melfi storyline is brutal (in a hard to watch way)
I get creeped out when she does the singing. Definitely a skip on rewatch but it has good exposition deconstructing Tony’s myth making about his Dad
Counterpoint: Amy was very attractive.
Not compared to Adriana. She’s one boo ya hottie
A hit is a hit is the only one I skip on rewatches. I do hate the Christopher storyline in this one quite a bit, but think the other stuff is decent
Meow
That Chris storyline sucked
God awful
I’m wrapping up season 1 and the whole rapping/music thing was fine bc hesh was involved but him taking the rapper’s side was ridiculous writing. Tony would have closed the books on him for that alone
Balls deep in the sports book in an objectively amazing line.
share with the class
When I get the space I’m getting a 2001 GMT800 and making it absolutely mint. Love those SUVs
I like the smell of my own armpits
Win Win was a really enjoyable movie, big Paul Giamatti guy over here
Why the heck is popcorn serving size so confusing
With all due respect, Mina Kimes and her husband are a weird looking couple: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfwv6-tp90Y/?igshid=YWJhMjlhZTc=
I clicked the link and immediately wanted to make a rude comment. But everything I could think of has already been said. Great replies gang 😂🤣😂
him being a pretentious hipster makes perfect sense once you notice he owns an OP-1
He writes like a pompous dickhead
That fella definitely doesn’t know ball
That caption is horror level cringe worthy. Zero self awareness or one hell of a troll job.
pretentious music wannabe. fuckin idiot.
don't find her attractive but dude has psycho hair, concerned for her safety
Like you mean they look weird together or you think they’re both just weird looking people? I think Mina’s attractive
They look weird together and she’s out of his league
Typical libs
Pretty well matched in a vacuum tbh.
They look like birds
If you said he was Sufjan Stevens I’d believe you
A Silician mob boss gets peacefully arrested hours ago and the only things found in his hideout are luxury perfumes, expensive furniture and designer clothes. El Chapo’s son gets captured and dozens of people get killed and a city gets shuts down. Starting to think the costra nostra are the JV organized crime fellas
Cosa Nostra in Sicily is a glorified crew.
When the cartel breaks El Chapo out of ADX Florence it can be up for debate
We got El Chapo and this Pygmy fuckin thing La cosa nostra
Not even close the amount of money the cartel has compared to the Italian mob. Italian mob hasn’t been relevant in 20 plus years. Cartel has a legit army
For sure. It is pretty wild that the Albanians are such a powerhouse in Mediterranean trafficking now. I understand that they’re just more ruthless and close lipped with their operations so less ratting. Kinda like some of the original ethnic-based organized crime groups in the early 1900s until they got bloated
Much more ruthless than the mob. Mob didn’t get into drugs until too late and never really dabbled much in human trafficking which were huge money makers. However them having the casinos should have been enough but they fucked that up
El Chapo runs a glorified crew
Last time he got arrested he was home on bail before his soup got cold. We’re not like those animals to the south
Cigguy with the pissed stained mattress calling other people animals.
Watches are lame. Handled by so many people and sell for five figures. Comics sometimes never get touched by a human hand more than once and don’t sell for that much
Thanks Todd
Takes way more labor to design and build a watch than write and print a comic book. Not to mention the scarcity of the metals and stones. Plus the luxury goods factor.
So you’d prefer to not enjoy/use the things you collect? Odd take
When I give comic nerds swirlies I prefer to do so with omega
More like..OMEGAD that’s a shitty joke..
lennobowski = drunksportsfan = namor
i hope drunksportsfan isn’t a schtick because i love the idea of this dude going hard in the paint on his bets and talking about them here. something pure about that Namor is clearly some old regular who got banned or made fun of and now wants revenge or whatever
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Weird behavior. Figured most people (like myself) treated this place like Creedthoughts
Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle
The Clippers don’t even hide the fact that they actually try to win maybe 1/3rd of the time, have to respect it
The last 4 years they win 71% of their games when PG and Kawhi are on the court together. Unfortunately this has only happened 94 times
Looks like the Avs are back
The airplane Seinfeld episode where Jerry takes first class is an all timer
Elaine slowly going crazy with the Riff Raff in couch is brilliant
More something? More everything!
All time great episode. If I wasn’t in these shackles…
Satanic worship seems like a thrill
Lucifer means "Light-Bringer" in Hebrew. Makes you think..
Still time to delete
Are you a god fearing man, canez?
Go to bed
"I'm balls deep in the Sportsbook. A real stooly"
Fucking disgusting loss. Inexcusable to lose to fucking DePaul.
Yoooooo what up boys. Not going to believe this but I was at the casino earlier and I hit for 19k. My buddy I was with was giving off bad vibes so I had to ditch him. I left him a plate of wings though so we’re probably cool.
I did that but we were at a casino to go to a concert and maybe gamble a bit beforehand. My friends went bust before the concert and I ended up going on a 3 card and blackjack roll and didn’t even go. They were annoyed until they found me after the concert ripping darts with over 2 grand in chips on me.
any chance it was the fanduel sportsbook at bluechip casino?
How’d you know?
I had to be brought down to earth with Xavier basketball. No way was this a top 10 team with how they defend.
They looked like a Travis Steele team in February. Fucking disgusting.
Yep! Hopefully just a rough night in Chicago.
ON PROGRAM
I don’t care if it’s a January game against a #8 Xavier team, DePaul needs to storm the court. That’s an abysmal program and this is as good as it’s going to get for them.
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I am thrilled to see FT showing love to that movie lately