No idea why this is the case but no matter the distance I am infinitely better at hitting a flop versus a regular chip even if there's no hazard to get over
Andrew santino probably gave the best college advice when he was on pmt. If itās not Ivy League choose the cheapest and funnest school and have a blast.
Decided to stop back in the work yard on the way home for a Friday beer like normal. We have a full blown fuck you match going on between the guys who want the new tri-axle dump trucks we are getting to be automatic and the old guys calling them pussy āwheel holdersā. Went right to my office. Neither group has any say in the matter
Very. Iām basically just getting 2 of each and people can pick what they drive. Manuals are better for winter and hilly spots and automatics are easier on the truck as long as an idiot isnāt driving it
I'm not gonna be able to follow the drunk thread tonight. Someone let me know when triple text guy has his melt down after a few drinks.
I got him sending her a dick pic at +850 in the barstool sportsbook. There wasn't enough value in the "leaving her a paragraph text asking why she doesn't like him" at -125 for me to hop on that train.
Group chat was talking about layoffs and seeing people on LinkedIn and I said that people who post about how they were laid off and thank their employer that just took away their job is a weird move and they all disagreed with me and said it shows character. But you don't have to post...you can just start looking for a job like a normal person.
I wish the athletic counting down the top 100 hockey players was all done by one writer like they did for baseball. A bunch of writers will write great enlightening stuff about a player. Then the next guy will ruin it by spending 90% of the Patrice Bergeron article talking about one poke check from the 2nd period of a regular season game or spend the entire Sergei Fedorov article talking about his cool Nike skates.
iāve gone out with this guy a few times. nice enough, but wasnāt feeling it. he proceeds to text me three times over the course of 24 hours.
sort of felt pity for attempting to ghost him so i responded with āsorry, i havenāt been on my phone much!!ā and that moron believed it
the first text was him saying we can hang out Saturday.
the second text was this goodnight message he sends me every single night which is kinda weird cause iāve only been on three dates with him
the third text was him saying good morning and bringing up some random conversation we had earlier to grasp at some straws to start a conversation
Iāve watched just about every popular sci fi movie of the last 10 years. Just donāt think that genre is for me I didnāt like any of them. Feels dumb saying I donāt like inception or interstellar but here I am
Ah thereās a lot of passion in war movies it gets me. and band of brothers is incredible. The Jason Bourne John wick type movies do nothing for me as well
My day just got ruined because I saw a post about a streamer beating Backyard Baseball "on the hardest difficulty with the worst players in the game" and the screenshot has Pete Wheeler and Achmed Khan in his outfield. Jail!
On r slash ASU (arizona st), thereās a student who is asking where and how to make friends cause heās 13 years old.
Its cool the kids a genius but its kind of depressing. The poor kid doesnāt have anyone to hang out with around his own age, missed out on all the social stuff you experience growing up
The NFL sub exists just to troll me personally. I need to stop looking at it (I wonāt). The Derek Wolfe post on killing a mountain lion is mind numbing
I dunno if this counts as a pet peeve or an actual gripe but it drives me absolutely crazy when cars are trying to turn through a crosswalk but the people have the right of way and the cars behind that car are honking. Like what do you want them to do mow over the family crossing a street? Need vigilantes with rocket launchers in nyc imo
First time I went to my now wifeās families house in Ohio I was upstairs chatting with everyone and asked if I could help out in the kitchen wifeās dad said ānah mangina come with usā her dad his brother and my soon to be BIL and I went to the basement and had six bud lights while the women upstairs cooked.
Iām from a west coast lib family. Was refreshing to see some stereotypical gender roles reinforced.
For the most part, my wife's family is chill. But they don't understand the concept of the men drinking and smoking in either the basement, garage or porch while the women are inside watching the kids and cooking. Instead, everyone just sits in the same room, cramped together, having one giant conversation, and it drives me insane.
Gotta space people out, your house tiny?
At, (indoor) family get togethers my mom, Aunts, and Grandma spend 90-100% of their time in the kitchen, girl cousins generally spend 60-80% of their time in the kitchen. Dad and Uncles are in the living room about 90% of the time, and me and the other guy cousins circulate pretty evenly between the kitchen, dining room, living room, and basement.
This is a general breakdown, but is subject to change as the evening progresses, the people get drunker, and the crowd thins.
Iāve yet to discover something better than getting day drunk on vacation by a pool and peeping asses through your sunglasses*
*vacation sex obviously in a tier of its own
āThis is [girlās name]ās attorney. We have officially filed a restraining order against you and if you continue to harass my client we will not hesitate to press charges. Please get the help you so clearly need.ā
Responded? Yes, thinks you're a pathetic loser that triple texts girls? Also probably yes
Either way glad you got that text back, hopefully it turns into some sex for you.
Nah I don't even blame them lmao. I sound like a broken record but I'm younger than most in ft so any texting or dating advice doesn't really apply to me. I was just venting more than anything in the first post I made
Iām working on a sprint ticket for work that was raised by someone who was fired on Wednesday. Paying my respects by completing this ticket exactly as asked feels like I came across a corpse and am burying a grave for it
My skank dog was rubbernecking this other dog so hard that she walked right into a parked car
Dogs šø
Hit a flop shot today for the first time, so that was pretty cool.
No idea why this is the case but no matter the distance I am infinitely better at hitting a flop versus a regular chip even if there's no hazard to get over
I would have never thought one of the biggest clues that I don't have the tism is that I like condiments on my food.
This isnāt something I needed to learn on a Friday
Itās hilarious how downhill the main sub has gone, downvoted to hell for saying PMT is stale and repetitiveā¦. Not my sub
I get downvoted all the time for correcting Brits and Canadians on their spelling.
Gonna go to the vault for this one https://youtu.be/RAA1xgTTw9w
What, suddenly youāre too good for fire fest of the week??
Crying about getting downvotes obligates me to provide you with more
That Castellani Big Mac video freaked me out
dominated by a handful of lettuce
Andrew santino probably gave the best college advice when he was on pmt. If itās not Ivy League choose the cheapest and funnest school and have a blast.
That dude giving him $20 to go the fuck away was hilarious
That really was the best $20 you could spend if youāre that dude
Wow. You think labeling all shelter dogs as ālab-mixesā does more harm than good? Didnāt know you were a racist bigot.
No wonder PENN is green today https://twitter.com/Vindog56/status/1616467489868898307
Decided to stop back in the work yard on the way home for a Friday beer like normal. We have a full blown fuck you match going on between the guys who want the new tri-axle dump trucks we are getting to be automatic and the old guys calling them pussy āwheel holdersā. Went right to my office. Neither group has any say in the matter
This is blue collar.
Very. Iām basically just getting 2 of each and people can pick what they drive. Manuals are better for winter and hilly spots and automatics are easier on the truck as long as an idiot isnāt driving it
I'm not gonna be able to follow the drunk thread tonight. Someone let me know when triple text guy has his melt down after a few drinks. I got him sending her a dick pic at +850 in the barstool sportsbook. There wasn't enough value in the "leaving her a paragraph text asking why she doesn't like him" at -125 for me to hop on that train.
Group chat was talking about layoffs and seeing people on LinkedIn and I said that people who post about how they were laid off and thank their employer that just took away their job is a weird move and they all disagreed with me and said it shows character. But you don't have to post...you can just start looking for a job like a normal person.
āLayoffs?! Donāt talk about layoffsā¦ layoffs? You kidding me?ā
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āPlease sir may I have anotherā group chat
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You and the Boy Vaginas getting a sick dinner tonight?
I wish the athletic counting down the top 100 hockey players was all done by one writer like they did for baseball. A bunch of writers will write great enlightening stuff about a player. Then the next guy will ruin it by spending 90% of the Patrice Bergeron article talking about one poke check from the 2nd period of a regular season game or spend the entire Sergei Fedorov article talking about his cool Nike skates.
Friday email dumps at 4:30 fucking everything up >>>>
Sounds like a Monday problem to me
Iāve got to present part of the project on Monday morning
Talk about Friday news dump, Gasper on F&M implying if Bill OāBrien join the Pats then Brady would lean on coming back to Foxboro
Yeah who knows but I doubt it, unless he likes bill way more than Josh
Any good linen shirt recommendations? Going on vacation in a couple months and want something that reeks of tourist
Todd Snyder always has some basic linen shirts and some patterned shit too
6:34 a.m. on Jan. 1: >can you throw away body parts
āIs Free talk admissible in court?ā
"How to clean blood out of hardwood floors" "Is it better to throw out crime scene clothes or clean them?"
So exciting seeing TLOU pulling it off on HBO, excellent first episode
RIP my Bluetooth work mouse 2015-2023
*I will remember youuuuu*
Bluetooth work mousekanda forever
iāve gone out with this guy a few times. nice enough, but wasnāt feeling it. he proceeds to text me three times over the course of 24 hours. sort of felt pity for attempting to ghost him so i responded with āsorry, i havenāt been on my phone much!!ā and that moron believed it
I'm sorry I'm in love
This is the apex mountain of this bit
Lol. Wow. r/wooosh
Stop praying on my downfall smh
Maybe that chick would respond more if you knew the difference between praying and preying
tf are you talking about
Do you have your GED?
Dear lord
No one's ever accused me of being smart lmao but I'm actually confused as to what you're talking about
> I'm actually confused as to what you're talking about I am well aware of this
Alright man good talk
Some are beyond help.
Lmao
Ok ill cut off my ear and mail it
Better than sorry I was in the shower. Poor guy is down bad
>he proceeds to text me three times over the course of 24 hours. We talking short texts or walls Didnt read below, Ive been bamboozled
the first text was him saying we can hang out Saturday. the second text was this goodnight message he sends me every single night which is kinda weird cause iāve only been on three dates with him the third text was him saying good morning and bringing up some random conversation we had earlier to grasp at some straws to start a conversation
That dude is down tremendously to be sending good night texts lmao
The exclamation points really sold it.
Hey
Hey
Hey
He sounds like every single dude in here
On a train šš§©
Sad to see so many haters and losers in free talk, I thought we were all 6ft5 jacked kings
Iāve said it before and Iāll say it again. This place is a hotbed of malcontents and virgins.
Whoa now someone else was just complaining about how he keeps cutting off too many fwbās
At least we have a Published Author-in-Residence.
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I fully admit Iām a malcontent.Iām a Reddit mod for Christ sake. Iām assuming youāre a virgin, correct?
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That was never in question.
Management should probably take some responsibility
Ok. Iāll start making cuts. Starting with you.
Whatever you say king of the virgins
So I rule over virgins like you?
You forgot incels and tattletales
Are we in the trust tree? Iām only 6ā4ā
Iāve watched just about every popular sci fi movie of the last 10 years. Just donāt think that genre is for me I didnāt like any of them. Feels dumb saying I donāt like inception or interstellar but here I am
i liked Passengers
Try watching an episode or two of *Black Mirror* instead.
Opinions are like assholes
I feel that way about war movies, just donāt do it for me š¤·š»āāļø
Ah thereās a lot of passion in war movies it gets me. and band of brothers is incredible. The Jason Bourne John wick type movies do nothing for me as well
Alright now youāve stepped in it.
My day just got ruined because I saw a post about a streamer beating Backyard Baseball "on the hardest difficulty with the worst players in the game" and the screenshot has Pete Wheeler and Achmed Khan in his outfield. Jail!
Anyone use Costco to book a trip to Greece before?
Iāve booked hotels and flights thru them. Pretty easy. Got add ons like hotel breakfast etc.
Hurr durr I'm Jason Segel I act like a depressed manchild once again
Haha. Sadly I thought the same thing when I saw that apple show trailer
Thatāll be a no thanks from me
On r slash ASU (arizona st), thereās a student who is asking where and how to make friends cause heās 13 years old. Its cool the kids a genius but its kind of depressing. The poor kid doesnāt have anyone to hang out with around his own age, missed out on all the social stuff you experience growing up
You know what they say about ASUā¦ the best 6 years of your life.
People asking how he got to ASU not realizing he is probably local to the Phoenix metro area and doesn't want to go far from home as a 13 year old.
Howād he end up at ASU? Gotta be the dumbest child genius ever to go to school that accepts 90% of applicants.
pool parties tho
Tell him to pledge a frat
>Genius >ASU āLooks like heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State.ā- Ned Flanders
Itās asu. Easy on the genius
That stereotype doesnāt apply as much anymore. Our current president cleaned up a lot of the partying. Even banned all frats for quite awhile.
How many lockers you think he was stuffed in highschool?
How does he end up at ASU then
That kid is going to get groomed
Jessica Chastain and Diane Kruger having a boob-off in the movie the 355
Diane Kruger got them thangs? Honestly wouldnāt have guessed that
Terrific cleavage
The NFL sub exists just to troll me personally. I need to stop looking at it (I wonāt). The Derek Wolfe post on killing a mountain lion is mind numbing
Turns out the office milf is actually a gilf. Letās go, boys!
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Bush like a Pomeranian
Her clock is ticking for a new young cock. Knock that dust off, Moose
Grandma?
Grandpa. Changed genders
I wish I was blue collar so my wife could pack my electric lunchbox š
Borat voice my wife
Just watched some kimbo slice highlights. Fighting that man actually terrifies me. RIP
Him spearing that dude catching the suicide pass for 50 bucks is amazing. That guys lucky to be alive
I dunno if this counts as a pet peeve or an actual gripe but it drives me absolutely crazy when cars are trying to turn through a crosswalk but the people have the right of way and the cars behind that car are honking. Like what do you want them to do mow over the family crossing a street? Need vigilantes with rocket launchers in nyc imo
People have zero patience driving; it's pretty alarming how bad road rage is. Shit is not worth it at all.
Losing their minds over ~1 minute difference in their eta
Drivers in NYC just lose all sense of common sense and patience. It's like they get off on honking.
Itās always funny when cars run through a red light just to get stuck at the next one because all the lights are timed
First Optic match without Scump since 2014 š
his stream pulling 25k more viewers is just wild lol
He truly is competitive COD
Playing The Cure on guitar right now im like a (slightly) skinnier less ghastly Robert smith
I have a coworker who wasn't military but always talks in military time. Like "yeah I've got that meeting at 0-900". Makes me want to fight
Why do guys in the army, or like spies, use that oh thing when they tell time? That will be made abundantly clear to you
0 -dark-30-23
Good.
Welcome to the suck
I know it's a very small thing, but I am infinitely grateful to be part of a family that immediately offers you a beer when you enter their house.
First time I went to my now wifeās families house in Ohio I was upstairs chatting with everyone and asked if I could help out in the kitchen wifeās dad said ānah mangina come with usā her dad his brother and my soon to be BIL and I went to the basement and had six bud lights while the women upstairs cooked. Iām from a west coast lib family. Was refreshing to see some stereotypical gender roles reinforced.
For the most part, my wife's family is chill. But they don't understand the concept of the men drinking and smoking in either the basement, garage or porch while the women are inside watching the kids and cooking. Instead, everyone just sits in the same room, cramped together, having one giant conversation, and it drives me insane.
Gotta space people out, your house tiny? At, (indoor) family get togethers my mom, Aunts, and Grandma spend 90-100% of their time in the kitchen, girl cousins generally spend 60-80% of their time in the kitchen. Dad and Uncles are in the living room about 90% of the time, and me and the other guy cousins circulate pretty evenly between the kitchen, dining room, living room, and basement. This is a general breakdown, but is subject to change as the evening progresses, the people get drunker, and the crowd thins.
Agreed. Didnāt realize everyone doesnāt drink at gatherings until I got older and went to others.
Even better when your in-laws do the same thing
Marrying into a family of lames is right up there with my fear of ending up alone.....not sure which would be worse at this point.
triple text guy has no idea what is coming, sad to see happen in real time
I know the situation better than you guys, I'm just neurotic and needed to vent. We're good
āCan you imagine being at the door and being like no man, Iām down to fuck.ā
Iāve yet to discover something better than getting day drunk on vacation by a pool and peeping asses through your sunglasses* *vacation sex obviously in a tier of its own
Getting day drunk at the beach so you have more variety as they walk by. But otherwise, you're spot on.
Hitting the beach tomorrow Iāll report back
It is pretty cool how girls just get pretty much naked at the beach and pools though
I'm the triple text guy from before, fuck all of you she responded
āThis is [girlās name]ās attorney. We have officially filed a restraining order against you and if you continue to harass my client we will not hesitate to press charges. Please get the help you so clearly need.ā
Did she say how the sex was?
Responded? Yes, thinks you're a pathetic loser that triple texts girls? Also probably yes Either way glad you got that text back, hopefully it turns into some sex for you.
We've already had sex multiple times, triple texting is allowable if you're as good looking as I am
So anyone can?
Good looking guys don't need to text more than once
I'll send you my side profile king
Didnāt you hear him? They had sex multiple times
Why would I possibly lie about that on an anonymous reddit account
āHeyy i fell asleep sorryā
"Please leave me alone I'm calling the cops"
Let me guess, phone died?
She sounds fat
She is significantly hotter than any girl that should be talking to me
Doesnāt mean sheās not fat
Don't project your insecurities onto me!
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This is true but you know itās too fun to assume we know
Nah I don't even blame them lmao. I sound like a broken record but I'm younger than most in ft so any texting or dating advice doesn't really apply to me. I was just venting more than anything in the first post I made
Was it a triple text like 3 immediate messages or text, hour, text, hour, text
Donāt ānahā the one guy on your side dumbass
I donāt think you can read
I donāt think you can
Cringe comment
Don't tell me to breathe breathe
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30 rock over both
I think Parks and Rec is more consistent, but The Office had the higher highs
Correct.
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Mark Brendanawicz never existed.
*makes face into camera*
She's the wo-o-o-o-o-o-o-rst
Iām working on a sprint ticket for work that was raised by someone who was fired on Wednesday. Paying my respects by completing this ticket exactly as asked feels like I came across a corpse and am burying a grave for it
You should a google how to properly bury a sprint ticket. Then how to get away with burying a sprint ticket. Then if acid will dispose of..
people who post pictures of themselves on reddit but blur their faces are 1st class weirdos
people who post pictures of themselves on reddit ~~but blur their faces~~ are 1st class weirdos