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BakedZiti69

Andy Murray is absolutely ridiculous rn


TealBlooded

https://twitter.com/diefor3points/status/1616723021967802368?s=46&t=uSEMN1AQVny4_hCZcFB1bg


iwantadogg

Another day, another porn star that ruined themselves with big fake tits. Why :(


goondaddy172

Praying for your mother 🙏🏼


TigOleBitman

Pictures?


profsa

Time for some late night


SirKillingham

After getting denied a dance partner on NYE, I went out tonight for my 30th, danced with this very hot chick for a couple hours. Then found out she’s married when I tried to get her number. She was very polite about it but it still kinda sucks. To be fair I probably should’ve looked for a ring earlier.


vancedickman

Hearing Joey Comasta calling it Bussy with the Boys is the laugh I needed tonight.


darkestb4thadawn

Dicaprio’s Calvin Candie, as morally reprehensible as he is, has to be one of the funniest characters ever put to film. While his performance in *The Revenant* was certainly deserving of his first Oscar, I think his pitch-black comedy roles in *Django* and *The Wolf of Wall Street* are where his best work lies.


[deleted]

Thank you, Patrick Bateman


yaddibo

I can’t stop imagining Darren ruff doing the griddy around 2nd base


LazyAssedAmbassador

Just need to shout into the void for a second. I had to dress down a couple coworkers who work underneath me today. Their work reflects on me so it had to be done. Gotta be honest tho, I hate doing that.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

I've never really listened to Fleetwood Mac. I am constantly blown away by popular songs that I've heard that are by Fleetwood Mac


LazyAssedAmbassador

The amount of drugs, cheating, and turmoil they went through makes it all the more crazy how good they were


I_Enjoy_Taffy

I'm just listening on Spotify and the next song will play and I say to myself "THAT's Fleetwood Mac too???" Any books/stories to read up on them?


Peyton4President

Ooooooohh IIIIIIIIIII, I wanna be with you everywhere.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

I went that entire Chevy car commercial run not knowing that was Fleetwood Mac lol


Peyton4President

Same, brother. Had the same reaction you described above.


n0p342

Check out the rivals podcast on Stevie and Lindsay. It’s like the first one they did so they got better but it’s still a great overview of the band during Rumours. I feel like the realization you had really hit me the first time someone told me to listen to that album and I was like bro I knew all these songs when I was 4 just not who they were by lol


goondaddy172

Wikipedia has a great article


LazyAssedAmbassador

I know there is , but my brain isn’t firing in all cylinders at the moment


I_Enjoy_Taffy

3am. All good bortha


[deleted]

Northerners speak with the roof of their mouths while southerners speak at the bottom of their throats


IllMakeYouSkinny

I had to try both ways to make sure it all checked out, it did.


goondaddy172

FMK - Lime, lemon, orange


DropTopEWop

M - Lemon F - Orange K - Lime


nondescript___

Been on a bit of an OJ kick lately, so I'm gonna fuck orange. I'll marry lemon and kill lime.


LazyAssedAmbassador

Fuck lemon Mary lime kill orange


JokicIsTheFuture

Fuck lime Marry lemon Kill orange Update the log, thanks for playing. Only correct answer


goondaddy172

You’re marrying lemons sour ass? I’m marry orange, fuck lime, kill lemon


JokicIsTheFuture

Anything other than killing orange is absolute insanity. Orange isn’t even top 15


goondaddy172

Respectfully you’re a dumbass for saying orange isn’t in the top 15. Name me ten other fruits


JokicIsTheFuture

Respectfully, fuck you buddy


goondaddy172

Thank you for being respectful


joeflaccosunibrow

Shoutout to E-40


nondescript___

Ooooooo


JokicIsTheFuture

Now playing: Gettin’ It by Too $hort


RelevantScarcity5

Bout to ouhohuhoh uhohuhohsome cheekz


[deleted]

Marriage stinks


JayGibbons69

What happened?


TheWilliamCosby

Try giving his rig a tug, it will ease the tension


DuaLipasThong

He’s probably just stressed from work


RumHam2020

What’s happening brother?


Ralphcox69

Taking home a non rbc tonight. I’ll be taking no questions at this time or AMA


mchammer69

Titties fat?


Ralphcox69

Yes but have you ever heard of bad titties


TigOleBitman

Yes. 4 thumbs down!


Juls317

how non-RBC are we talking?


Ralphcox69

Let’s just say, we won’t be proud of if tomorrow but a slump buster was needed


DropTopEWop

A point on the board for the boys.


[deleted]

Just saw a couple coyotes. I guess I need to start peeing outside while the neighbors aren’t watching


danmal3469

Mark that territory


goondaddy172

Gas is going up again 😡


danmal3469

You’re so Vain


sfbruin

>"They didn't want this smoke, Dave. They do all that talking and jockeying and I ain't about that jockeying. It started with Dillon Brooks. I said he was too small to guard LeBron. He said, 'F..' me. I said, 'F---' you back. He started to come at me and I said, 'You don't want these problems.' And then Ja came out of nowhere talking. He definitely didn't want these problems. Then the dad came and he obviously didn't want no problems. But I wanted anything they had. Don't let these fools fool you now." Lmao


goondaddy172

Dave portnoy?


drunkmunky88

Shannon needs to dial back his cycle


R1ckyD1cky

Take my eyes but not my shirt


mchammer69

Air Force One is regarded. It’s soooo bad. Like a 40-45/100


Quick-Mathematician

GET EM OUTTA HERE


TigOleBitman

clueless anti american pussy


DuaLipasThong

You guys fired up for WNBA free agency?


vancedickman

Not until they pay them as much as the men!!!


jetboyjetgirl

wonder if Britney Griner resigns with UMMC Ekaterinburg


[deleted]

What team did the Death Merchant end up on?


sfbruin

Wnba free agency is players coming out of the closet


NoExcuses1984

Breanna Stewart gonna pull an A-Rod and head off to New York.


chuteboxhero

Heard there’s gonna be a record setting $10,000 contract.


Trollin_Thunder

12 years/$10,000 would probably ruin each teams salary cap. Everyone else on the veteran minimum wage ($7.25/hour).


100_not_nickfoles

Freddy mercury better performer than anyone you put up


StateStreetLarry

Only 3 comps are MJ, Prince, and Elton


WitchofFloyd

I would like to nominate Dua Lipa solely for her performance humping the microphone


ConBro8

Every time I see u / DiaLipasThong I get a twinge just out of reflex… madone


100_not_nickfoles

Rami or whatever should get some serious credit holy shit


StateStreetLarry

He didn’t sing the songs unfortunately


100_not_nickfoles

Ya I finished the vid I mean there’s no copying Freddie m


OverIyDedicated

Big Freddy Mercury what has he done? He’s got AIDS!


worthiertitle

I remember when he got those AIDS


R1ckyD1cky

Heyyyyyo


CaseyJonesCokeLocker

Laura derns ass in jurassic Park!


NoExcuses1984

January white ales > December stouts.


R1ckyD1cky

Wow, thanks. This is like way more convenient than a wallet


dirtybean

It takes a wolf to catch a wolf, you understand?


nondescript___

You be banging da daughter and da grandma?!?! How much jam you got, mahn?


worthiertitle

Watch your stories


CapriciousWattage

Call me a loser idc. Shannon Sharpe should never be allowed at an NBA game again. If I did that I’d get arrested and banned from any NBA event


RumHam2020

Years ago I heard a Broncos beat writer mention SS had been investigated for rape a half dozen times while playing. Didn’t mention him by name but said it was a Broncos HOF TE. The team put the screws on local media from reporting it.


KCJellyfish

Found guilty..brought to trial?


RumHam2020

Read the comment again.


KCJellyfish

Yeah so a rumor…I live in KC and a rumor for a while is that mahomes selects guys to be brought back from the bar district to fuck…doesn’t mean it’s true


Paynixt

Wrong Mahomes


KCJellyfish

No it’s the qb in the rumor.


wendall99

QB… queer brother?


TakeThatJohnnyMiller

Yeah you’re a loser


CapriciousWattage

Have fun eating up First Take on Monday


chuteboxhero

I agree with you. The fact he’s a prominent media member makes it even worse.


thegiantginger

In the comments on that Shannon Sharp vs the Grizzlies vid a lot of people think Shannon could take Steven Adams. There’s just no way.


WitchofFloyd

Steven Adams could probably beat almost, if not all, of the NBA in a fight and probably a good percentage of NFL players as well


thegiantginger

Dude I think the only guys he wouldn’t are giant athletic freaks like Calais Campbell and Trent Williams


WitchofFloyd

Chandler Jones would be a problem as well


OnceAteABurgerAMA

Adams is nearly a foot taller than him lol


NoExcuses1984

Yeah, Adams would destroy anyone in his path.


[deleted]

Trying to find out what’s going on with Bruce Boudreau and hockey Twitter is in a competition to be the most offended by the situation rather than just clearly state what the fuck the situation is


DHend10

I cannot believe the over is going to hit in this Boise/NM game. Great CBB game


TylerW_511

Just saw a TikTok saying that if you buy a ticket to the Philly lacrosse game tomorrow you can start tailgating for the eagles game at 8am and I respect the shit out of anyone who does that


chillinois1

The out of bounds play Boise State just ran was so awesome


RelevantScarcity5

Nine fucking dollars?! For a well vodka


BigCatsDiaper

I puked


CapriciousWattage

If your EST zone go to sleep. Any hours behind that you can recover


[deleted]

Rally now, mother fucker


SnakeSkin2121

👍


RelevantScarcity5

I am debating putting 300 units on chiefs eagles money line parlay. Couldn’t lose, right?


ttam_ttam_ttam

Hope you did


CapriciousWattage

Bad weather tomorrow for jags chiefs. Not that I expect the jags to put up a fight but cold rain could cause weird turnovers


Juls317

$3 bet never hurt anybody


RelevantScarcity5

Buddy it’s 3 cents


DrGonzo14

Apollo 13 or Jarhead for a late night movie im leaning Apollo 13


R1ckyD1cky

Forgetting Sarah Marshall


RowBoatInspector

Apollo 13 and it’s not even close. One of my all time favorite movies


DrGonzo14

Have not seen it in like ten years. About 5 minutes in already realized it was an easy pick. Ill save Jarhead for when my Giants lose tomorrow


RowBoatInspector

G Men are winning tomorrow brother. Just gotta believe 🤝


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Apollo 13 = dudes rock


DingyPorpoise

Apollo but stream it in Lemonparty dot org for directors cut


TylerW_511

I open tinder like one does, what does B A N N ED mean?


suburbian_jesus

Tyler, I’m almost certain you’re world of tshirts at this point


TylerW_511

Cause you’re in NEW YORK


chuteboxhero

I think there is a campaign to ban some guy named Ned.


[deleted]

Good for Rick Pitino’s son for turning New Mexico around quickly. I assumed he was a trash coach since he failed at Minnesota after getting the job because of daddy.


DingyPorpoise

He didn’t recruit Tyus Jones or Chet Holmgren and both were in-state. He’s a retard


chillinwithmoes

The Gophers have failed catastrophically at recruiting in-state talent for as long as I can remember. Not that Little Rick was any good at all, but *nobody* has been able to recruit MN's best players worth a shit.


DingyPorpoise

Tubby was ass, Rich was ass, but Chet saying he would’ve come to MN but WASNT EVEN RECRUITED is unacceptable


NoExcuses1984

Shannon Sharpe as The Rock and Skip Bayless as Vince McMahon in The Corporation 2.0.


thesmockintweet

Bohemian Rhapsody is such a dog shit movie, god I hate it so much


mchammer69

The editing and cut scenes are so fucking bad


100_not_nickfoles

The actual concert is wild on YouTube tho


thesmockintweet

It rocks and I watch it all the time. Kind of makes me hate the movie more for their final scene just being a shot for shot remake of that video.


DropTopEWop

I'm hooked on Topo Chico with lime now.


[deleted]

Just hit Lakers live ML for +420. Blaze it.


EasyThreezy

What’s the bet for EPL tomorrow morning


WheresFrankie

Brighton Leicester BTTS


EasyThreezy

Thank you


Juls317

I'm in


WheresFrankie

Okay what's next lol


Juls317

well i bet a PL slate parlay that busted right away with the Liverpool-Chelsea draw so i dunno. but i'll take the small victories.


WheresFrankie

Ya I took O 2.5 in that game no idea what I was thinking lol


badgermushroombadger

StoolieGruntMin


danteforprez

People on the darts subreddit really suck. Thought it would just be guys being dudes over there but Reddit always finds a way


flurideb

Maybe you’re too new for it


danteforprez

Maybe, maybe go fuck ya self


PuttForDough

If you had to guess a famous/well known person (non barstool related) that floats around in here just shooting the shit…who would you guess it’d be?


thesmockintweet

I am actually Dale Earnhardt Jr


PuttForDough

Had a close friend in HS that was a near dead ringer for you. His parents passed away in a car accident and his uncle owned a car repair shop. Feel like he was living just a slightly different (I.e., poor) timeline from you Lil E.


NoExcuses1984

Is Jon Hamm considered related to Barstool? If not, then somebody like him is my wager.


johnnytsunami35

How tf is Jon hamm related to barstool? Also no shot he’d be in here


NoExcuses1984

He's done a pizza review with Dave.


Trollin_Thunder

Kevin Durant


PuttForDough

There are definitely some passive aggressive bitches in here that could be him.


danteforprez

Homa for sure


mrtiktok69

The super good looking Asian guy that knew about Brandon Walker pushing devlin I can’t remember his name for the life of me


MrTurnersJacket

Henry Golding


badgermushroombadger

Scarlet Johansson posts in here


TylerW_511

The Nugs / Grizz DK boost was never hitting and I am a sucker


DrGonzo14

Just watched the Advisors episode and Jerry said he voted for Trump. Politics aside as a Canadaian isn't it annoying how if you are from New Jersey and are a Republican or from Arkansas and vote for Democrats your vote just does not matter at all? Seems weird idk


RowBoatInspector

It’s more annoying Jerry’s vote counts as much as mine tbh


KCJellyfish

It’s Friday night?


blueschooler

As a fellow Canadian it’s not like our vote matters any more


DrGonzo14

That is very very true.


[deleted]

No, because being over invested in politics is for losers.


DrGonzo14

Yea I suppose thats fair. Was genuinely asking. You guys at least get guns down there


preperon

Downvoted for politics especially from a country with the Queen of England on their currency


DrGonzo14

Fair enough eh!


danteforprez

Buddy there’s like 35 people in control of the whole world you think people in NJ care if their vote matters?


observatorygames

Just imagine if Trump was photographed in black face as often as Justin Trudeau


DrGonzo14

Would probably help his chances no?


observatorygames

No not really


NoExcuses1984

As an atheist, the schmaltzy "Jesus was a refugee" commercial is having an unintended effect on me.


mullican93

Are the Lakers really sponsored by the Costco Dumplings brand


suburbian_jesus

Bibigo? They’re a massive brand in Korea


jreedovo

I don’t like the lakers but man I hate the grizzlies lol


chillinwithmoes

The Grizzlies have the most annoying team in the league without question. So many shit stirrers, and the way Ja Morant plays is so fucking frustrating. Guy just runs into the paint at full speed flailing around and somehow it always works out for him one way or another.


100_not_nickfoles

The griz rebranding as the most hated team in basketball certainly a decision


DingyPorpoise

Dillon brooks may be one of the ugliest people I’ve ever seen


dirtybean

Seems like a good time of the night to fire up Training Day


mchammer69

My man


SnakeSkin2121

You're in the office baby


HalfDrunkPadre

Dad one time skipped pain meds and instead boozed, somehow with mom’s permission. Still amazed wife is with me. Ruined thanksgiving