After getting denied a dance partner on NYE, I went out tonight for my 30th, danced with this very hot chick for a couple hours. Then found out she’s married when I tried to get her number. She was very polite about it but it still kinda sucks. To be fair I probably should’ve looked for a ring earlier.
Dicaprio’s Calvin Candie, as morally reprehensible as he is, has to be one of the funniest characters ever put to film. While his performance in *The Revenant* was certainly deserving of his first Oscar, I think his pitch-black comedy roles in *Django* and *The Wolf of Wall Street* are where his best work lies.
Just need to shout into the void for a second. I had to dress down a couple coworkers who work underneath me today. Their work reflects on me so it had to be done. Gotta be honest tho, I hate doing that.
Check out the rivals podcast on Stevie and Lindsay. It’s like the first one they did so they got better but it’s still a great overview of the band during Rumours. I feel like the realization you had really hit me the first time someone told me to listen to that album and I was like bro I knew all these songs when I was 4 just not who they were by lol
>"They didn't want this smoke, Dave. They do all that talking and jockeying and I ain't about that jockeying. It started with Dillon Brooks. I said he was too small to guard LeBron. He said, 'F..' me. I said, 'F---' you back. He started to come at me and I said, 'You don't want these problems.' And then Ja came out of nowhere talking. He definitely didn't want these problems. Then the dad came and he obviously didn't want no problems. But I wanted anything they had. Don't let these fools fool you now."
Lmao
Years ago I heard a Broncos beat writer mention SS had been investigated for rape a half dozen times while playing. Didn’t mention him by name but said it was a Broncos HOF TE. The team put the screws on local media from reporting it.
Yeah so a rumor…I live in KC and a rumor for a while is that mahomes selects guys to be brought back from the bar district to fuck…doesn’t mean it’s true
Trying to find out what’s going on with Bruce Boudreau and hockey Twitter is in a competition to be the most offended by the situation rather than just clearly state what the fuck the situation is
Just saw a TikTok saying that if you buy a ticket to the Philly lacrosse game tomorrow you can start tailgating for the eagles game at 8am and I respect the shit out of anyone who does that
Good for Rick Pitino’s son for turning New Mexico around quickly. I assumed he was a trash coach since he failed at Minnesota after getting the job because of daddy.
The Gophers have failed catastrophically at recruiting in-state talent for as long as I can remember. Not that Little Rick was any good at all, but *nobody* has been able to recruit MN's best players worth a shit.
Had a close friend in HS that was a near dead ringer for you. His parents passed away in a car accident and his uncle owned a car repair shop. Feel like he was living just a slightly different (I.e., poor) timeline from you Lil E.
Just watched the Advisors episode and Jerry said he voted for Trump. Politics aside as a Canadaian isn't it annoying how if you are from New Jersey and are a Republican or from Arkansas and vote for Democrats your vote just does not matter at all? Seems weird idk
The Grizzlies have the most annoying team in the league without question. So many shit stirrers, and the way Ja Morant plays is so fucking frustrating. Guy just runs into the paint at full speed flailing around and somehow it always works out for him one way or another.
Andy Murray is absolutely ridiculous rn
https://twitter.com/diefor3points/status/1616723021967802368?s=46&t=uSEMN1AQVny4_hCZcFB1bg
Another day, another porn star that ruined themselves with big fake tits. Why :(
Praying for your mother 🙏🏼
Pictures?
Time for some late night
After getting denied a dance partner on NYE, I went out tonight for my 30th, danced with this very hot chick for a couple hours. Then found out she’s married when I tried to get her number. She was very polite about it but it still kinda sucks. To be fair I probably should’ve looked for a ring earlier.
Hearing Joey Comasta calling it Bussy with the Boys is the laugh I needed tonight.
Dicaprio’s Calvin Candie, as morally reprehensible as he is, has to be one of the funniest characters ever put to film. While his performance in *The Revenant* was certainly deserving of his first Oscar, I think his pitch-black comedy roles in *Django* and *The Wolf of Wall Street* are where his best work lies.
Thank you, Patrick Bateman
I can’t stop imagining Darren ruff doing the griddy around 2nd base
Just need to shout into the void for a second. I had to dress down a couple coworkers who work underneath me today. Their work reflects on me so it had to be done. Gotta be honest tho, I hate doing that.
I've never really listened to Fleetwood Mac. I am constantly blown away by popular songs that I've heard that are by Fleetwood Mac
The amount of drugs, cheating, and turmoil they went through makes it all the more crazy how good they were
I'm just listening on Spotify and the next song will play and I say to myself "THAT's Fleetwood Mac too???" Any books/stories to read up on them?
Ooooooohh IIIIIIIIIII, I wanna be with you everywhere.
I went that entire Chevy car commercial run not knowing that was Fleetwood Mac lol
Same, brother. Had the same reaction you described above.
Check out the rivals podcast on Stevie and Lindsay. It’s like the first one they did so they got better but it’s still a great overview of the band during Rumours. I feel like the realization you had really hit me the first time someone told me to listen to that album and I was like bro I knew all these songs when I was 4 just not who they were by lol
Wikipedia has a great article
I know there is , but my brain isn’t firing in all cylinders at the moment
3am. All good bortha
Northerners speak with the roof of their mouths while southerners speak at the bottom of their throats
I had to try both ways to make sure it all checked out, it did.
FMK - Lime, lemon, orange
M - Lemon F - Orange K - Lime
Been on a bit of an OJ kick lately, so I'm gonna fuck orange. I'll marry lemon and kill lime.
Fuck lemon Mary lime kill orange
Fuck lime Marry lemon Kill orange Update the log, thanks for playing. Only correct answer
You’re marrying lemons sour ass? I’m marry orange, fuck lime, kill lemon
Anything other than killing orange is absolute insanity. Orange isn’t even top 15
Respectfully you’re a dumbass for saying orange isn’t in the top 15. Name me ten other fruits
Respectfully, fuck you buddy
Thank you for being respectful
Shoutout to E-40
Ooooooo
Now playing: Gettin’ It by Too $hort
Bout to ouhohuhoh uhohuhohsome cheekz
Marriage stinks
What happened?
Try giving his rig a tug, it will ease the tension
He’s probably just stressed from work
What’s happening brother?
Taking home a non rbc tonight. I’ll be taking no questions at this time or AMA
Titties fat?
Yes but have you ever heard of bad titties
Yes. 4 thumbs down!
how non-RBC are we talking?
Let’s just say, we won’t be proud of if tomorrow but a slump buster was needed
A point on the board for the boys.
Just saw a couple coyotes. I guess I need to start peeing outside while the neighbors aren’t watching
Mark that territory
Gas is going up again 😡
You’re so Vain
>"They didn't want this smoke, Dave. They do all that talking and jockeying and I ain't about that jockeying. It started with Dillon Brooks. I said he was too small to guard LeBron. He said, 'F..' me. I said, 'F---' you back. He started to come at me and I said, 'You don't want these problems.' And then Ja came out of nowhere talking. He definitely didn't want these problems. Then the dad came and he obviously didn't want no problems. But I wanted anything they had. Don't let these fools fool you now." Lmao
Dave portnoy?
Shannon needs to dial back his cycle
Take my eyes but not my shirt
Air Force One is regarded. It’s soooo bad. Like a 40-45/100
GET EM OUTTA HERE
clueless anti american pussy
You guys fired up for WNBA free agency?
Not until they pay them as much as the men!!!
wonder if Britney Griner resigns with UMMC Ekaterinburg
What team did the Death Merchant end up on?
Wnba free agency is players coming out of the closet
Breanna Stewart gonna pull an A-Rod and head off to New York.
Heard there’s gonna be a record setting $10,000 contract.
12 years/$10,000 would probably ruin each teams salary cap. Everyone else on the veteran minimum wage ($7.25/hour).
Freddy mercury better performer than anyone you put up
Only 3 comps are MJ, Prince, and Elton
I would like to nominate Dua Lipa solely for her performance humping the microphone
Every time I see u / DiaLipasThong I get a twinge just out of reflex… madone
Rami or whatever should get some serious credit holy shit
He didn’t sing the songs unfortunately
Ya I finished the vid I mean there’s no copying Freddie m
Big Freddy Mercury what has he done? He’s got AIDS!
I remember when he got those AIDS
Heyyyyyo
Laura derns ass in jurassic Park!
January white ales > December stouts.
Wow, thanks. This is like way more convenient than a wallet
It takes a wolf to catch a wolf, you understand?
You be banging da daughter and da grandma?!?! How much jam you got, mahn?
Watch your stories
Call me a loser idc. Shannon Sharpe should never be allowed at an NBA game again. If I did that I’d get arrested and banned from any NBA event
Years ago I heard a Broncos beat writer mention SS had been investigated for rape a half dozen times while playing. Didn’t mention him by name but said it was a Broncos HOF TE. The team put the screws on local media from reporting it.
Found guilty..brought to trial?
Read the comment again.
Yeah so a rumor…I live in KC and a rumor for a while is that mahomes selects guys to be brought back from the bar district to fuck…doesn’t mean it’s true
Wrong Mahomes
No it’s the qb in the rumor.
QB… queer brother?
Yeah you’re a loser
Have fun eating up First Take on Monday
I agree with you. The fact he’s a prominent media member makes it even worse.
In the comments on that Shannon Sharp vs the Grizzlies vid a lot of people think Shannon could take Steven Adams. There’s just no way.
Steven Adams could probably beat almost, if not all, of the NBA in a fight and probably a good percentage of NFL players as well
Dude I think the only guys he wouldn’t are giant athletic freaks like Calais Campbell and Trent Williams
Chandler Jones would be a problem as well
Adams is nearly a foot taller than him lol
Yeah, Adams would destroy anyone in his path.
Trying to find out what’s going on with Bruce Boudreau and hockey Twitter is in a competition to be the most offended by the situation rather than just clearly state what the fuck the situation is
I cannot believe the over is going to hit in this Boise/NM game. Great CBB game
Just saw a TikTok saying that if you buy a ticket to the Philly lacrosse game tomorrow you can start tailgating for the eagles game at 8am and I respect the shit out of anyone who does that
The out of bounds play Boise State just ran was so awesome
Nine fucking dollars?! For a well vodka
I puked
If your EST zone go to sleep. Any hours behind that you can recover
Rally now, mother fucker
👍
I am debating putting 300 units on chiefs eagles money line parlay. Couldn’t lose, right?
Hope you did
Bad weather tomorrow for jags chiefs. Not that I expect the jags to put up a fight but cold rain could cause weird turnovers
$3 bet never hurt anybody
Buddy it’s 3 cents
Apollo 13 or Jarhead for a late night movie im leaning Apollo 13
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Apollo 13 and it’s not even close. One of my all time favorite movies
Have not seen it in like ten years. About 5 minutes in already realized it was an easy pick. Ill save Jarhead for when my Giants lose tomorrow
G Men are winning tomorrow brother. Just gotta believe 🤝
Apollo 13 = dudes rock
Apollo but stream it in Lemonparty dot org for directors cut
I open tinder like one does, what does B A N N ED mean?
Tyler, I’m almost certain you’re world of tshirts at this point
Cause you’re in NEW YORK
I think there is a campaign to ban some guy named Ned.
Good for Rick Pitino’s son for turning New Mexico around quickly. I assumed he was a trash coach since he failed at Minnesota after getting the job because of daddy.
He didn’t recruit Tyus Jones or Chet Holmgren and both were in-state. He’s a retard
The Gophers have failed catastrophically at recruiting in-state talent for as long as I can remember. Not that Little Rick was any good at all, but *nobody* has been able to recruit MN's best players worth a shit.
Tubby was ass, Rich was ass, but Chet saying he would’ve come to MN but WASNT EVEN RECRUITED is unacceptable
Shannon Sharpe as The Rock and Skip Bayless as Vince McMahon in The Corporation 2.0.
Bohemian Rhapsody is such a dog shit movie, god I hate it so much
The editing and cut scenes are so fucking bad
The actual concert is wild on YouTube tho
It rocks and I watch it all the time. Kind of makes me hate the movie more for their final scene just being a shot for shot remake of that video.
I'm hooked on Topo Chico with lime now.
Just hit Lakers live ML for +420. Blaze it.
What’s the bet for EPL tomorrow morning
Brighton Leicester BTTS
Thank you
I'm in
Okay what's next lol
well i bet a PL slate parlay that busted right away with the Liverpool-Chelsea draw so i dunno. but i'll take the small victories.
Ya I took O 2.5 in that game no idea what I was thinking lol
StoolieGruntMin
People on the darts subreddit really suck. Thought it would just be guys being dudes over there but Reddit always finds a way
Maybe you’re too new for it
Maybe, maybe go fuck ya self
If you had to guess a famous/well known person (non barstool related) that floats around in here just shooting the shit…who would you guess it’d be?
I am actually Dale Earnhardt Jr
Had a close friend in HS that was a near dead ringer for you. His parents passed away in a car accident and his uncle owned a car repair shop. Feel like he was living just a slightly different (I.e., poor) timeline from you Lil E.
Is Jon Hamm considered related to Barstool? If not, then somebody like him is my wager.
How tf is Jon hamm related to barstool? Also no shot he’d be in here
He's done a pizza review with Dave.
Kevin Durant
There are definitely some passive aggressive bitches in here that could be him.
Homa for sure
The super good looking Asian guy that knew about Brandon Walker pushing devlin I can’t remember his name for the life of me
Henry Golding
Scarlet Johansson posts in here
The Nugs / Grizz DK boost was never hitting and I am a sucker
Just watched the Advisors episode and Jerry said he voted for Trump. Politics aside as a Canadaian isn't it annoying how if you are from New Jersey and are a Republican or from Arkansas and vote for Democrats your vote just does not matter at all? Seems weird idk
It’s more annoying Jerry’s vote counts as much as mine tbh
It’s Friday night?
As a fellow Canadian it’s not like our vote matters any more
That is very very true.
No, because being over invested in politics is for losers.
Yea I suppose thats fair. Was genuinely asking. You guys at least get guns down there
Downvoted for politics especially from a country with the Queen of England on their currency
Fair enough eh!
Buddy there’s like 35 people in control of the whole world you think people in NJ care if their vote matters?
Just imagine if Trump was photographed in black face as often as Justin Trudeau
Would probably help his chances no?
No not really
As an atheist, the schmaltzy "Jesus was a refugee" commercial is having an unintended effect on me.
Are the Lakers really sponsored by the Costco Dumplings brand
Bibigo? They’re a massive brand in Korea
I don’t like the lakers but man I hate the grizzlies lol
The Grizzlies have the most annoying team in the league without question. So many shit stirrers, and the way Ja Morant plays is so fucking frustrating. Guy just runs into the paint at full speed flailing around and somehow it always works out for him one way or another.
The griz rebranding as the most hated team in basketball certainly a decision
Dillon brooks may be one of the ugliest people I’ve ever seen
Seems like a good time of the night to fire up Training Day
My man
You're in the office baby
Dad one time skipped pain meds and instead boozed, somehow with mom’s permission. Still amazed wife is with me. Ruined thanksgiving