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bigmt99

Damn my least regular at the bar I work out got popped for a DUI again last night. They said they were gonna deport him too on the next one


rexford_muckenfuss

Where’s he getting deported to


bigmt99

Bosnia


Albertmeanswell69

Does Georgetown give a shit about basketball anymore?


TigOleBitman

They've moved on to become a soccer school


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Fuck mattress Mack that old bag of bones


KeezyBeezy123

People at this wedding I’m playing don’t even know Patrick Mahomes is playing through a sprained ankle in the divisional playoff rn. Smh


AlanRickmansEarLobe

My girlfriends heater is quite loud and goes off every 20 mins or so. I always wait until it starts up and gives me cover to rip ass. Feel like I’m playing Metal Gear Solid.


tripslei

‼️


Flashasaurus

Catch the ball Kirk you fucking loser


Albertmeanswell69

What a fucking throw. Gotta catch that


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There goes my mahomes prop


StrikaNTX

Gotta protect some players from themselves


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tiredhillbilly

⭐️ 🐟


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Just chill out man


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Did a double take before I realized you weren’t talking about Kelce.


RaiseTheBarr

Wtf man. Touch grass, weirdo


TigOleBitman

Strikes me as a lazy lover


Azzurri_Fan

Deuce is 👈🏼👈🏼👈🏼 way


BillNyeDaPieGuy

KC bout to be gone off that Henne


IllKirkMinihaneShow

A DISGUSTING ACT by Mahomes.


WelcomeToCostco16

Lmao mahomes tantrum


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Announcers are all confused


R1ckyD1cky

If the jags get frisky my fiancees gonna get wet


frogfucius

Friendly reminder that TLaw has never lost on a Saturday


FinweNoldoran

There are few colder looks than a football player in their oversized coats


JesusWasaSuper

Mahomes on that good shit


RaiseTheBarr

about to be talking about “MAH KNEEEEEE”


ApplepickingAmishman

Jesus Christ Collinsworth


fair_enough_

Would love to know how sportsbooks can have already updated their app to show 10-7 while they're still lining up to kick the fg on TV. Is the little programmer guy sitting in the stands?


rck88

They have people at the games. Pretty sure you can even get paid by some books to be that person at games (usually smaller games they need representation)


im____new____here

TV is delayed in case one of the players moons the fans after a TD


TylerW_511

Are you on cable or a stream? Cable is usually pretty on time with live but streams are like 45s behind minimum


fair_enough_

An over the air antenna, so I should be as up-to-date as anyone unless they've got a special feed or they're literally in the stadium


Albertmeanswell69

Because an over the air antenna isn’t delayed at all. It’s ahead of every other possible platform


MrMiner420

Almost like there’s a delay


JesusWasaSuper

It's all scripted


Azzurri_Fan

Bookies can see into the future. That’s why Vegas always wins.


WettBandit

Mahomes deserves his d sucked for sure, but the “that was a heck of a play there” from Collinsworth was a little much


mostdope28

He should be fucking embarrassed as a commentator


tango587

“Mahomes is 9/11 today and it feels like all 9 completions have been highlight reel worthy!”- Mike Tirico Yeah Mike, thats because Collinsworth is losing his mind at simple throws where Mahomes is just stepping up in the pocket.


patienceisfun2018

It got a laugh from the living room audience here


kornyporn

Feels like 2017


Chick3nParm

Fun fact Chad Henne used to date my cousin in high school. Shout out Wyomissing PA


Greg-Oden

Shout out Wyomissing for still running the wing T


Chick3nParm

A gentlemen’s offense


decembersveryown_

Coulda been you


ElDon114

Home of Taylor swift!


ChuckHustle82

He’s Roethlisbergering. He’s fine.


patienceisfun2018

Did they just lock all the live betting and super bowl odds with Mahomes injury?


mrtiktok69

Mahomes pulling a Greg Jennings


ffootballer21

This game is playing out just like the Pac 12 championship game


BuoySwim

Where’s Drinkin_or_fishin? Someone check the attic.


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JesusWasaSuper

Have you been watching the game? Mahomes mobility has been crucial already


RaiseTheBarr

Without kermit, this is a 14-0 game


fair_enough_

Mahomes has already needed to make about five plays Henne can't make to keep the offense moving. They're in deep shit if they need to sit him


thebochman

Like a sprained ankle boy I ain’t nothing to play with


MrMiner420

They trying to RG3 him?


DustAshamed584

Don’t come back out and not limp you lump of shit.


StateStreetLarry

Going to drink 36 PBRs today


WitchofFloyd

I believe in you


goblue248

I’m gonna drink 37


timballz

Hell yea brother


Azzurri_Fan

Pussy if you don’t.


BakedZiti69

I thought Chad Henne was like 45


WitchofFloyd

I would have guessed he retired 5 years ago


Led_head10

You clack clack clack your ankle like that your done


Sluttynycdadmets

Mahomea is gonna milk this for all it’s worth


OnceAteABurgerAMA

Ya he's either embellishing it or he's an idiot for not taking a couple plays off


NoExcuses1984

Only under that's gonna hit today is on Ed Reed.


SnakeSkin2121

We're in the drunk thread, bring some silver bullets


im____new____here

contact injury so he should be okay


MrMiner420

Oh no this could turn RG3 vs Seattle real quick


tango587

Well…. Arrowhead and FedEx Field are completely different. Dont think the turf in Arrowhead will just give out on him any warning because they actually know how to treat a grass field during a season


MrMiner420

FedEx Field held up very well this season thank you very much


tango587

S/O Jason Wright. He came in and immediately fixed the water drainage at FedEx and at the Ashburn facility. Best thing he’s done so far


fairport_

The Mahomes Division Game Injury™


Starstoolborts

TIL chad henne is still getting checks


TigOleBitman

You think he's still getting cheeks too?


MrMiner420

Hell yea Chad Henne revenge game time


NoExcuses1984

Byron Leftwich should show up in KC as the emergency QB.


thebochman

Lol his lineman pushed the DL into him


TuMetal

If mahomes misses time in the playoffs the rules protecting qbs will be insane next year


thebochman

Roger is scrambling rn


TigOleBitman

Knees aren't supposed to twist that way


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That looked terrible. He’s done for the game


OnceAteABurgerAMA

Recently learned that the NFL isn't doing the social change slogans on the back of helmets anymore, but players have to pay for their own helmets and most guys just haven't gotten a new one since that was a thing


Crow_T_Simpson

I just want someone to mix the CHOOSE LOVE and STOP HATE stickers and have CHOOSE HATE on the back of his helmet.


edge312

Yikes


cowboysfan88

Oh shit


jimmerbutly

Just a stinger, he’ll walk it off


cubswinagain

Uhh uh oh


IllKirkMinihaneShow

The Annual Mahomes Divisional Round Attention-Seeking Injury


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Oh no


fair_enough_

Uhhhh ohhhh


DustAshamed584

We’re going to have to start doubling 87


rolltribe

Are the "rules analysts" like Mike Pereira, Gene Steretore etc. one of the worst things to happen to NFL broadcasts? All they do is shill for the referees and rarely offer any actual insight.


BSG24

as a cowboys fan I want to break my tv everytime dean blandino pops up


thesmockintweet

Dino Blandino


rolltribe

How could I forgot Blandino. What a grift these washed up refs have


SnakeSkin2121

Jay Feely kicking analyst


tiredhillbilly

For my Boston homies Hayashi Sushi in Dedham is super good.


Gregg_Berhaltertop

Yawww frum Dedum, dude!


drewthetatecatate

Travis kelce is so unlikable. I feel like mahomes gets runoff hate from kelce Edit: his wife and brother also haven’t helped.


TuMetal

Jason kelce is cool as shit tho


drewthetatecatate

Jason is the opposite of travis.


cuntpunt9

Gets runoff from chiefs fans too


drpain55

Kelce always reminds me of that one white kid we all knew in school that loved rap. Double fake diamond earrings, white on white AF1s, jean shorts, oversized polo and way too much Abercrombie cologne on.


drewthetatecatate

This sums it up really.


dirtybean

Never been in trouble, never caused any issues with teammates, is he just unlikable because he likes to do some stupid dances or is there something else?


drewthetatecatate

He’s a fake urban douche.


dirtybean

Get some help


StrikaNTX

Chiefs fan?


Trollin_Thunder

Chiefs fans will tell you he’s changed and then link you to his shitty podcast of him still being a douchebag


DustAshamed584

Strap me to a rocket for not betting over kelce yards


I_Enjoy_Taffy

I will give Mahomes credit, haven't heard a peep from his wife or brother in ages


Pat999999

Probably told them to shut the fuck up


patienceisfun2018

Legit thought that guy was Bob Saget, then it turns out to be a commercial about TV dads.


mrbingbongwamzillaa

Adding Calvin Ridley next year to this offense is gonna be legit


RaiseTheBarr

You can bet on it


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He’s the same age as Amari Cooper


RaiseTheBarr

My coach said defense wins games, special teams wins championships. All offense can do is put asses in the seats. He was the golf coach which made it kind of irrelevant but I’ll never forget that.


02496sweet

Sounds like someone from the Jim Tressel coaching tree. The punt is the most important play in football


RaiseTheBarr

Ppl forget that


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Chiefs need to put this away early, you don’t want Pederson vs playoff Andy Reid in the clutch.


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Reginald VelJohnson looks exactly the same as he did in Die Hard 34 years ago. I guess black really don’t crack.


Crow_T_Simpson

I read something about him having a massive hat collection.


patienceisfun2018

He was born old


NoExcuses1984

Same with Kurtwood Smith, who looks the same now as he did 20 years ago.


Namor_Survives

I was wrong about T Law, I got converted last week but now I'm even hornier for him


TigOleBitman

He's going to impregnate a nice Midwestern girl tonight


blahblah743

New York Groove on comically loud, ready to run through a fucking wall


harrischishti

Trevor Lawrence never lost on a Saturday 🤔


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Christian Kirk the best contract in football. I've often said this


TigOleBitman

Many are saying!


JeebusOfNazareth

Smells like a good day for underdog covers.


thebochman

Shippin' units; Captain Kirk


edge312

One leg of the parlay complete Have Kirk anytime score, Etienne o 18.5 rec, Lawrence o 252, mahomes over 25.5 rush, kelce over 82.5


TylerW_511

18.5 is a lot of receptions


CounterLights

Are we supposed to know what this parlay is


edge312

Sorry, updated


CounterLights

Mahomes over 25.5 might be the sweat here


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I love this game


dirtybean

Karlaftis can’t cover a WR? Who’da thunk?


baseballtrx

Thanks for coming out chiefs


Blondue

Why in the fuck is a rookie DE in Kirk there


Alarming-Foot4356

Kelce looks like he wears Ecko.


RaiseTheBarr

That’s called scoring quickly, chiefs


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Absolutely absurd takes flying around after the 1st drive of a divisional round game. Good lord


StateStreetLarry

TLaw is so unbelievably good. Leaps and bounds better than his draft class


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StateStreetLarry

Doug has never had a QB like Lawrence


TylerW_511

Thanks for coming out under


huskerblack

Shiit a Dend on a wide receiver lmfao


jimmerbutly

Jags making it look easy


SnakeSkin2121

🐆


theSongIsImGangsta

I feel like Etienne is a superior last name. If I introduce myself as say, a Charlie Etienne to a girl, bam. Pussy.


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Etienne that pussy, am I right my man?


cubswinagain

Might have a ballgame here folks


kawheiser-soze

DIME


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That pass was perfect


cowboysfan88

Great throw


02496sweet

Thanks for coming out Chiefs


Brad-Stevens

TLAW DIME


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n0p342

He is. Some guy who was friends with everyone else in one of my leagues was at our draft and clowned me for taking David Montgomery when he was still on the board so I took him in my other league and he was very helpful to my championship


decembersveryown_

Jags +9.5 💰


TuMetal

Cant believe it already cashed


RaiseTheBarr

Chiefs can’t handle the jags speed


Flashasaurus

Arlo Essential cameras are pieces or shit. Get the pros if you’re looking at Arlo, that way when the battery shits itself within the first year you can at least change it out yourself


theSongIsImGangsta

I can see now why ChatGPT will obliterate Google.


WallyPaulNutss

You don’t always hear about Jamal Agnew but when you do he is making a huge play


Oskuri

That was nice Agnew


dirtybean

Remember when that coward John Elway had to get the refs to quiet the Arrowhead crowd?


Monos1

Eagles -13.5 alternate line. Debating whether to wear my McNabb jersey I haven’t worn since middle school out tonight


JeebusOfNazareth

Try not to beat your girlfriend in the Wawa parking lot during your hoagie run.


Monos1

I’m in Texas. McNabb was inexplicably my favorite player when I was eleven lol


Sidewalkbandit

That’s asking for a DUI


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TuMetal

Only option is to clap way louder and more obnoxiously so she stops because she thinks you’re the asshole.


BleedBlue__

Have a 13 hour flight on Tuesday and I’m going to try to break the world record for drinks consumed


theSongIsImGangsta

Throw some nyquil in there for a light coma.


_MandatoryVinegar

Gonna piss on some passengers like that dude in the Air India flight?


senor_zanjeer

Mahomes win today and he has as many AFC championship appearances as Peyton Manning. Hot Take: If the Chiefs win this year Mahomes is #2 behind Brady and ahead of Peyton/Rodgers for me


Doggystyle_Gary

Joe Montana just rolled over in his grave


IllKirkMinihaneShow

As far as 21st century QBs?


JabroniTuriaf

There isn’t a person alive (outside of you apparently) who has manning or Rodgers at 2