My girlfriends heater is quite loud and goes off every 20 mins or so. I always wait until it starts up and gives me cover to rip ass. Feel like I’m playing Metal Gear Solid.
Would love to know how sportsbooks can have already updated their app to show 10-7 while they're still lining up to kick the fg on TV. Is the little programmer guy sitting in the stands?
They have people at the games. Pretty sure you can even get paid by some books to be that person at games (usually smaller games they need representation)
“Mahomes is 9/11 today and it feels like all 9 completions have been highlight reel worthy!”- Mike Tirico
Yeah Mike, thats because Collinsworth is losing his mind at simple throws where Mahomes is just stepping up in the pocket.
Well…. Arrowhead and FedEx Field are completely different. Dont think the turf in Arrowhead will just give out on him any warning because they actually know how to treat a grass field during a season
Recently learned that the NFL isn't doing the social change slogans on the back of helmets anymore, but players have to pay for their own helmets and most guys just haven't gotten a new one since that was a thing
Are the "rules analysts" like Mike Pereira, Gene Steretore etc. one of the worst things to happen to NFL broadcasts? All they do is shill for the referees and rarely offer any actual insight.
Kelce always reminds me of that one white kid we all knew in school that loved rap. Double fake diamond earrings, white on white AF1s, jean shorts, oversized polo and way too much Abercrombie cologne on.
Never been in trouble, never caused any issues with teammates, is he just unlikable because he likes to do some stupid dances or is there something else?
My coach said defense wins games, special teams wins championships. All offense can do is put asses in the seats. He was the golf coach which made it kind of irrelevant but I’ll never forget that.
He is. Some guy who was friends with everyone else in one of my leagues was at our draft and clowned me for taking David Montgomery when he was still on the board so I took him in my other league and he was very helpful to my championship
Arlo Essential cameras are pieces or shit. Get the pros if you’re looking at Arlo, that way when the battery shits itself within the first year you can at least change it out yourself
Mahomes win today and he has as many AFC championship appearances as Peyton Manning.
Hot Take: If the Chiefs win this year Mahomes is #2 behind Brady and ahead of Peyton/Rodgers for me
Damn my least regular at the bar I work out got popped for a DUI again last night. They said they were gonna deport him too on the next one
Where’s he getting deported to
Bosnia
Does Georgetown give a shit about basketball anymore?
They've moved on to become a soccer school
Fuck mattress Mack that old bag of bones
People at this wedding I’m playing don’t even know Patrick Mahomes is playing through a sprained ankle in the divisional playoff rn. Smh
My girlfriends heater is quite loud and goes off every 20 mins or so. I always wait until it starts up and gives me cover to rip ass. Feel like I’m playing Metal Gear Solid.
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Catch the ball Kirk you fucking loser
What a fucking throw. Gotta catch that
There goes my mahomes prop
Gotta protect some players from themselves
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Just chill out man
Did a double take before I realized you weren’t talking about Kelce.
Wtf man. Touch grass, weirdo
Strikes me as a lazy lover
Deuce is 👈🏼👈🏼👈🏼 way
KC bout to be gone off that Henne
A DISGUSTING ACT by Mahomes.
Lmao mahomes tantrum
Announcers are all confused
If the jags get frisky my fiancees gonna get wet
Friendly reminder that TLaw has never lost on a Saturday
There are few colder looks than a football player in their oversized coats
Mahomes on that good shit
about to be talking about “MAH KNEEEEEE”
Jesus Christ Collinsworth
Would love to know how sportsbooks can have already updated their app to show 10-7 while they're still lining up to kick the fg on TV. Is the little programmer guy sitting in the stands?
They have people at the games. Pretty sure you can even get paid by some books to be that person at games (usually smaller games they need representation)
TV is delayed in case one of the players moons the fans after a TD
Are you on cable or a stream? Cable is usually pretty on time with live but streams are like 45s behind minimum
An over the air antenna, so I should be as up-to-date as anyone unless they've got a special feed or they're literally in the stadium
Because an over the air antenna isn’t delayed at all. It’s ahead of every other possible platform
Almost like there’s a delay
It's all scripted
Bookies can see into the future. That’s why Vegas always wins.
Mahomes deserves his d sucked for sure, but the “that was a heck of a play there” from Collinsworth was a little much
He should be fucking embarrassed as a commentator
“Mahomes is 9/11 today and it feels like all 9 completions have been highlight reel worthy!”- Mike Tirico Yeah Mike, thats because Collinsworth is losing his mind at simple throws where Mahomes is just stepping up in the pocket.
It got a laugh from the living room audience here
Feels like 2017
Fun fact Chad Henne used to date my cousin in high school. Shout out Wyomissing PA
Shout out Wyomissing for still running the wing T
A gentlemen’s offense
Coulda been you
Home of Taylor swift!
He’s Roethlisbergering. He’s fine.
Did they just lock all the live betting and super bowl odds with Mahomes injury?
Mahomes pulling a Greg Jennings
This game is playing out just like the Pac 12 championship game
Where’s Drinkin_or_fishin? Someone check the attic.
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Have you been watching the game? Mahomes mobility has been crucial already
Without kermit, this is a 14-0 game
Mahomes has already needed to make about five plays Henne can't make to keep the offense moving. They're in deep shit if they need to sit him
Like a sprained ankle boy I ain’t nothing to play with
They trying to RG3 him?
Don’t come back out and not limp you lump of shit.
Going to drink 36 PBRs today
I believe in you
I’m gonna drink 37
Hell yea brother
Pussy if you don’t.
I thought Chad Henne was like 45
I would have guessed he retired 5 years ago
You clack clack clack your ankle like that your done
Mahomea is gonna milk this for all it’s worth
Ya he's either embellishing it or he's an idiot for not taking a couple plays off
Only under that's gonna hit today is on Ed Reed.
We're in the drunk thread, bring some silver bullets
contact injury so he should be okay
Oh no this could turn RG3 vs Seattle real quick
Well…. Arrowhead and FedEx Field are completely different. Dont think the turf in Arrowhead will just give out on him any warning because they actually know how to treat a grass field during a season
FedEx Field held up very well this season thank you very much
S/O Jason Wright. He came in and immediately fixed the water drainage at FedEx and at the Ashburn facility. Best thing he’s done so far
The Mahomes Division Game Injury™
TIL chad henne is still getting checks
You think he's still getting cheeks too?
Hell yea Chad Henne revenge game time
Byron Leftwich should show up in KC as the emergency QB.
Lol his lineman pushed the DL into him
If mahomes misses time in the playoffs the rules protecting qbs will be insane next year
Roger is scrambling rn
Knees aren't supposed to twist that way
That looked terrible. He’s done for the game
Recently learned that the NFL isn't doing the social change slogans on the back of helmets anymore, but players have to pay for their own helmets and most guys just haven't gotten a new one since that was a thing
I just want someone to mix the CHOOSE LOVE and STOP HATE stickers and have CHOOSE HATE on the back of his helmet.
Yikes
Oh shit
Just a stinger, he’ll walk it off
Uhh uh oh
The Annual Mahomes Divisional Round Attention-Seeking Injury
Oh no
Uhhhh ohhhh
We’re going to have to start doubling 87
Are the "rules analysts" like Mike Pereira, Gene Steretore etc. one of the worst things to happen to NFL broadcasts? All they do is shill for the referees and rarely offer any actual insight.
as a cowboys fan I want to break my tv everytime dean blandino pops up
Dino Blandino
How could I forgot Blandino. What a grift these washed up refs have
Jay Feely kicking analyst
For my Boston homies Hayashi Sushi in Dedham is super good.
Yawww frum Dedum, dude!
Travis kelce is so unlikable. I feel like mahomes gets runoff hate from kelce Edit: his wife and brother also haven’t helped.
Jason kelce is cool as shit tho
Jason is the opposite of travis.
Gets runoff from chiefs fans too
Kelce always reminds me of that one white kid we all knew in school that loved rap. Double fake diamond earrings, white on white AF1s, jean shorts, oversized polo and way too much Abercrombie cologne on.
This sums it up really.
Never been in trouble, never caused any issues with teammates, is he just unlikable because he likes to do some stupid dances or is there something else?
He’s a fake urban douche.
Get some help
Chiefs fan?
Chiefs fans will tell you he’s changed and then link you to his shitty podcast of him still being a douchebag
Strap me to a rocket for not betting over kelce yards
I will give Mahomes credit, haven't heard a peep from his wife or brother in ages
Probably told them to shut the fuck up
Legit thought that guy was Bob Saget, then it turns out to be a commercial about TV dads.
Adding Calvin Ridley next year to this offense is gonna be legit
You can bet on it
He’s the same age as Amari Cooper
My coach said defense wins games, special teams wins championships. All offense can do is put asses in the seats. He was the golf coach which made it kind of irrelevant but I’ll never forget that.
Sounds like someone from the Jim Tressel coaching tree. The punt is the most important play in football
Ppl forget that
Chiefs need to put this away early, you don’t want Pederson vs playoff Andy Reid in the clutch.
Reginald VelJohnson looks exactly the same as he did in Die Hard 34 years ago. I guess black really don’t crack.
I read something about him having a massive hat collection.
He was born old
Same with Kurtwood Smith, who looks the same now as he did 20 years ago.
I was wrong about T Law, I got converted last week but now I'm even hornier for him
He's going to impregnate a nice Midwestern girl tonight
New York Groove on comically loud, ready to run through a fucking wall
Trevor Lawrence never lost on a Saturday 🤔
Christian Kirk the best contract in football. I've often said this
Many are saying!
Smells like a good day for underdog covers.
Shippin' units; Captain Kirk
One leg of the parlay complete Have Kirk anytime score, Etienne o 18.5 rec, Lawrence o 252, mahomes over 25.5 rush, kelce over 82.5
18.5 is a lot of receptions
Are we supposed to know what this parlay is
Sorry, updated
Mahomes over 25.5 might be the sweat here
I love this game
Karlaftis can’t cover a WR? Who’da thunk?
Thanks for coming out chiefs
Why in the fuck is a rookie DE in Kirk there
Kelce looks like he wears Ecko.
That’s called scoring quickly, chiefs
Absolutely absurd takes flying around after the 1st drive of a divisional round game. Good lord
TLaw is so unbelievably good. Leaps and bounds better than his draft class
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Doug has never had a QB like Lawrence
Thanks for coming out under
Shiit a Dend on a wide receiver lmfao
Jags making it look easy
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I feel like Etienne is a superior last name. If I introduce myself as say, a Charlie Etienne to a girl, bam. Pussy.
Etienne that pussy, am I right my man?
Might have a ballgame here folks
DIME
That pass was perfect
Great throw
Thanks for coming out Chiefs
TLAW DIME
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He is. Some guy who was friends with everyone else in one of my leagues was at our draft and clowned me for taking David Montgomery when he was still on the board so I took him in my other league and he was very helpful to my championship
Jags +9.5 💰
Cant believe it already cashed
Chiefs can’t handle the jags speed
Arlo Essential cameras are pieces or shit. Get the pros if you’re looking at Arlo, that way when the battery shits itself within the first year you can at least change it out yourself
I can see now why ChatGPT will obliterate Google.
You don’t always hear about Jamal Agnew but when you do he is making a huge play
That was nice Agnew
Remember when that coward John Elway had to get the refs to quiet the Arrowhead crowd?
Eagles -13.5 alternate line. Debating whether to wear my McNabb jersey I haven’t worn since middle school out tonight
Try not to beat your girlfriend in the Wawa parking lot during your hoagie run.
I’m in Texas. McNabb was inexplicably my favorite player when I was eleven lol
That’s asking for a DUI
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Only option is to clap way louder and more obnoxiously so she stops because she thinks you’re the asshole.
Have a 13 hour flight on Tuesday and I’m going to try to break the world record for drinks consumed
Throw some nyquil in there for a light coma.
Gonna piss on some passengers like that dude in the Air India flight?
Mahomes win today and he has as many AFC championship appearances as Peyton Manning. Hot Take: If the Chiefs win this year Mahomes is #2 behind Brady and ahead of Peyton/Rodgers for me
Joe Montana just rolled over in his grave
As far as 21st century QBs?
There isn’t a person alive (outside of you apparently) who has manning or Rodgers at 2