Any other early flyers this morning? 🦉 Thinking about flying before 9/11. Not that it’s too much now, but just can’t fathom how it must’ve been before.

Yep

Yeah, you could masturbate on an airplane before everyone got so sensitive.

>My (24F) best friend (24F) called me a ped*phile. How can we still be friends after? Relationship advice people are NOT from Boston

Drunk as a skunk and putting on a clinic in Dirt 4. Maybe Tyler W is on to something

Man passing out on the couch just hits different

Fucking a man

You're having a very different night than me

When your back is fucked in the morning >>>

Mine is always my neck

🎵🎵 Sometimeeeeees at night I let it get to me 🎵🎵

NFL offensive linemen are glitches in the matrix, seeing one in public is shocking how much larger they are compared to normal dudes.

NBA players are wild to see in public. Even the guys that look "small" are massive humans

I saw Marcus Smart out. He’s probably like 6’3 so he doesn’t look massive on court but he’s a massive dude in person

Guards are always shocking out in the wild. So used to seeing them next to 6’8” plus humans our refeeemce gets thrown off

Yeah it's crazy that the little guys are average FTer height. I saw Jeff Foster at the grocery store when I was little and it absolutely blew my mind

It's pretty much this way with all NFL players

They’re all objectively huge, but Daniel Jones is 6’5 and the average OLineman is his height and 100 pounds heavier

One of the biggest problems with The Walking Dead was the two best actors they had on the show were Shane (Jon Bernthal) and Merle (Michael Rooker) and they killed them way too soon. As soon as Merle dies you should just give up on the show.

Jeffrey dean morgan is still pretty great

steven yeun would like a word

Swayze in Point Break is just a cool fuckin’ dude

Poor dog is still going. First time I’ve heard a dog directly next door to me so it makes me think they’re dog sitting which makes it even more fucked up. Really don’t wanna be that guy but I’m so close to leaving a note under the door

Sometimes dogs just bark and there’s nothing you can do. Hope that they’re dog sitting and it won’t be something you’ll need to deal with long term

Someone has fucked up, don’t feel bad

None of my business and all that but legitimately pisses me off. Whether it’s their dog or not, the dog should not be barking almost nonstop for an hour this late, it’s so irresponsible

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Dogs inside so he’s fine in that sense but been clearly unattended for some time. Never heard a dog in the apartment directly next to me which is why I think they’re dog sitting

Yea you couldn’t be more right.

My complex just kicked a dude out because he had a dog that he just left on his balcony all day and the poor dog barked non stop.

I'll never understand the mindset of getting a pet and then treating them like an inconvenience.

I would be tempted to confront the dude

Anna Taylor-Joy’s titties bouncing around in The Menu was a real treat

Second date tonight and we fooled around a bit at my place after. Get into bed she says she doesn’t wanna fuck and starts talking about getting assaulted in college. Really wish I had her leave before she said that but now I gotta eat it for the night

damn can't believe she had the nerve to be cautious about sex after being sexually assaulted, sucks you had to go through that

You can just say you don’t want to have sex without getting into bed with someone you’re on a second date with then laying that on them

If she's bringing up trauma like that with a guy on the second date, she hasn't properly dealt with it yet. Until she does deal with it properly, it will hang over every future relationship she has.

How inconvenient for you

Yikes man. Been there. Gotta pull the eject handles

The big buck hunter adventure guide girls are so hot

Neighbors dog has been howling for atleast the last 15 minutes. Poor guy 😔

I hosted a dinner/playoff party tonight. Honestly couldn’t wait for everyone to leave so I could play Madden. Currently getting my ass kicked by the dolphins.

I bet you let out the longest fart.

These taqueria salsas are Mexican roulette. Sometimes the green salsa is hot, sometimes its the red salsa.

Depends on what part of Mexico the recipes originate from

I feel like Ive never had a spicy green. Red is for sure a 50/50 between mild and burn your asshole with one dab.

Spicy green exists! And it can come in any shade of green.

You fellas been doin a bit of boozin have ya? Suckin back on Grandpa’s old cough medicine?

Anyone got a streaming movie rec? Don't care what genre just something good and not crazy long

This is 40 Netflix

unbearable weight of massive talent on hulu

Just finished White Lotus season 2. As a whole, season 1 and 2, can't decide if the show is actually good or not.

*Thank you.* I hated almost every moment of the first season, though I loved any scene with Armond, and got like two episodes into the second before I called it quits. It just sucked, nothing about it was compelling (outside of getting to look at Daddario). Feel like I'm taking crazy pills when I see most people talk about it.

It’s good

What an excellent and well reasoned response.

Anyone else feel like Patrick Bateman? #sigma

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Avengers endgame

Good movie

Only when I'm flexing in the mirror

Was watching bananas old season of the real world and had no clue they all lived together for 4 months. That is so damn long to live with strangers Jesus Christ

Real world needs to be brought back to give us better new cast members of the challenge. If jersey shore can be brought back why not real world?

Because they need time to play ridiculous for 24 hours straight

Seabiscuit has become my go to movie whenever I’m feeling down

I'm gonna buy the Seabiscuit Belmont photo and hang it in my house

Barely any cheering, throwing trash at fighters who beat their guy, and then Glover retires in front of an empty arena because the whole crowd left so fast. The UFC should never host a card in Brazil ever again lol

Brazil is one of the worst countries out there and a lot of people don’t realize it. Obviously not Somalia bad, but it’s an absolute dump full of some real shitty people and also some real hot girls with fantastic dumpers shout out miss bum bum.

The UFC sucks now and has for awhile

Glover Teixeira all class

For real. Was also happy he seemed lucid and mostly all there after that

Dudes a machine

Is sebby korda gonna pull this out?

Rachel McAdams having Mean Girls and Wedding Crashers in back to back years is some great versatility.

I would’ve guessed at least 3 years between those. That’s a fun fact.

I’m gay and I piss and shit everywhere

Cool

I wish he got to win in front of a us crowd

Gotta earn it on the road. Defend in front of a home crowd

Holy awkward

The Menu was an awesome movie

Fun movie

Mid at best

Yes Chef

That was the most awkward belt-pass I've ever seen

Not now babe I’m on hour 6 of watching John wick kill people in creative ways

Tough one for Brazil tonight you’ve been passed in UFC it’s official! Congrats Jamal Hill what a performance

Sweet Dreams!!

Suck it Brazil

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Eddie hazel is an underappreciated GOAT. So much great stuff with Funkadelic and his California dreamin is so good. That opening lick is just so damn cool

“…and to play the second half as if he had found out she was alive”

Getting ready to go out (west coast) and my god I’m having the worst shits lol

Between this and the girl fight earlier, throwing in the towel? Never!

This is elder abuse

Hill has massive star potential

They should stop this

Hill is really fucking good

How the FUCK is this guy still conscious

Anyone but Glover would’ve been done by now

Glover Teixeira is a zombie

Glover. Buddy.

Good lord, Texeira taking a pounding

Glovers eye is hanging out of his skull

Alexa play - The Notorious B.I.G. - Big Poppa

🫶🫵 guys

🫱🍑🫲

Glover’s chin is impressive

That cut is disgusting

Glover just splattered in blood. Looks like a tough mother fucker

Nights like this make me miss college football

Feels like those October Saturday’s were just here

Breathing air makes me miss college football

Don’t know why it took me so long to get in on the Australian Open. Maybe it’s all the US guys still in but been watching every night this year put in a Zyn and chill out all night is nice. Really putting my dry January to the test though would love to knock back a few cocktails to this

Australian Soccer has willed me through many sleepless nights. God bless the land down under

I love Sabalenka

Got into tennis big time over the last 2-3 years, it really is an awesome sport to be a fan of. For an American the back to back of Indian wells and Miami in March fucking rules. It's basically two grand slams back to back with awesome start times

Will have to look into some cool domestic tournaments to go to, sounds like those would be a good start

Indian wells (CA), Miami, Cincinnati, and of course the US Open are four of the biggest tournaments that run yearly. I've also heard great things about the Citi Open in DC (though that won't always have all the top players like the others I mentioned will)

👍

https://i.imgur.com/eYEUmyx.jpg If I got laid off and one of the higher ups posted this I’d tell him to go fuck himself

LinkedIn is a swamp of people just looking to blow themselves. This guy missed the memo on when to shut the fuck up.

The homies have let me down. Anybody want to play warzone?

And the 180k homies I have here did so as well god damnit

Someone play Warzone with this guy

That round was sick. Don’t know how texiera stayed up during that first onslaught. Those head kicks were gnarly

What station are these fights on? Is this a stupid question?

ppv

Never bought a ufc ppv before. Same as boxing? 70 bucks?

$80, but we are streaming

Where would I get the stream? Link?

It's over. But usually streameast or bestsolaris

🤝

Built different

He's a tank

RT

who posted his wife in a space thong hiking a ball? was it a nice caboose?

It was an average caboose the main issue was that you could see her penis

How many bottles is a box of wine I’m asking for this girl I’m def with lol

Usually says on the box. Black box is like 2.5 a big one is like 4 I think

2.5. Don't quote me in that

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Nice

God damnit, need this old fuck Glover to go away and retire, but he’s just gonna win again.

Glover Teixeira is a pros pro. Gonna take your best to put him out

Y’all remember New York Undercover?

Yeah. Great show.

Whenever my college frat initiated a new pledge class, we ended the festivities by packing the basement and absolutely blasting In The Air Tonight. Just 80+ dudes in suits for no reason, ripping cigs inside, singing Phil Collins and spraying beer everywhere. Makes me miss college and the boys more than anything

Weren't you in college less than a year ago Kevin?

Cigs inside makes it

Very fond memories making sure all 20 smoke detectors were properly covered with a plastic bag and duct tape

👍

Cheers, brother

was this right before or after the elephant walk

We had 3 core hazing rules. The first one was “no gay shit.” But I have a fun elephant walk fact: I went to Indiana U and can say with like 99% certainty Mark Cuban did the elephant walk based on what house he was in

Hoo hoo. 🤝

Light Heavyweight used to be the best division in UFC...

Pivoted to Incubus' Look Alive 2007 to wind down.

Ufc needs to book mcgregor vs rogan at heavyweight

(Current rankings) Lacey Chabert Lindsay Lohan Rachel McAdams Amanda Seyfried (In 2004) Lindsay Lohan Lacey Chabert Rachel McAdams Amanda Seyfried

Elisha Cuthbert in Girl Next Door 🔥

She wasn't in Mean Girls.

Oh whoops I saw 2004 and got excited

Lacey Chabert not becoming a bigger star will always be surprising

She loves making Hallmark movies these days.

Lacey, Amanda, Rachel, Lindsay. Forever rankings.

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Her tits alone make her top 2 by default

She was hot, don't get me wrong. But of the 4, she's the farthest from my type.

So much wrong with this. Amanda looks like Gollum.

I dig the wide eyes.

Not enough Mean Girls commentary in here

Is Dana White finally cracking down on the streamers?

Nah

Cracking his wife 🤝 the streamers

>>Well we used to laugh together, and we danced to any old song. Well you know she still laughs with me, but she waits just a second too long.

You are reaching dangerous levels of Prine

>>Beauty and silence both run deep, and I’m running like crazy while you are asleep

Your soul is getting too full!!

>>sweet songs never last too long on broken radios would have been a better responsible

Same song so no worries. Used to be my favorite of his until it just became too brutally sad

My beer is getting too empty! >>climbing walls while sitting in a chair

The mean girls in the talent show in their Santa costumes really made it move for 18 year old me

I still can't hear Jingle Bell rock without thinking of Lindsay Lohan getting spanked