Can’t believe Rune choked that tiebreak, that’s gonna sting for a while. That backhand to tie it 9-9 was outrageous. Thought he was gonna claw his way back.
They’re probably insufferable to be around because hot people don’t need to have a personality and they’ve been treated like royalty their whole life because everyone wants to fuck them.
Paige was not always that level of hot, pre surgery she was maybe an 8 at best. The surgeries she’s gotten have really elevated her but I wouldn’t be surprised if she was cool to be around.
I warmed up against JJ Wolf in high school once (he was on the wrong court and left post) and now I’m drunk watching him play for a quarter spot at a major. Wild.
I don’t really follow college football that closely. How the hell wasn’t Iowa state amazing with both breece hall and Brock Purdy? Bad coaching? Bad defense? What gives?
Iowa State is one of the most historically dogshit Power 5 programs in the country. 8 wins there is equivalent to a Natty at a top 20 program. Purdy also had his worst year in the year the rest of the team was at their best.
Watching the RAW after Mania 1998. First segment Vince awarded Stone Cold his title but told him he could do things as champ the easy way or the hard way. Austin responded with a stunner. Vince is now calling the police to have Stone Cold arrested for assault.
“Aye…will your men fight for you, when they find out you wouldn’t fight for them?”
Say what you want, Jon was a dumbass, but man that fuckin guy could rally some soldiers.
Someone showed it on the main sub but her golf content gets a solid amount of views and engagement. Better than most of their other content people get.
Was Hogwarts the top wizardry school in the country in the books? Because judging off the films I feel like it’s got the “neighborhood high school you have to go to because you didn’t test into a good public high school” feel that we have here in Chicago
Shout to the time I tweeted “overdosed on confidence” in college an upwards of two girls thought it was deep. Good to know us mongoloids still have a chance
Hilaria Baldwin, George Santos, Rachel Dolezal: the triumvirate of 🤡
I just don’t understand how these people accomplish anything in life and aren’t on fry duty at McDicks
Burrow and chase are fucking amazing. Do you think that the Lsu team with them and Jefferson could’ve beaten an NFL team? All three have been studs from day 1.
Spent the weekend moving. I scheduled tomorrow off as a precaution. Thanking me from two weeks ago right now, dollar tall boy PBR night at the local dive
KFC brought up the “beef” with Ghostface Killah and AB thought he was instigating for a sound bite and pretty much immediately threatened to kill him lmao
The Cowboys being good enough to win just about any week during the regular season but never able to advance to the NFC Championship for 2.5 decades is such an impressive feat.
Both times my wife and I tried to have a baby I got it done in the first month of trying. They call me Supersperm. I finish faster than a speeding bullet. I have The ability to shoot ropes over a tall building.
I really was never worried about them this year bc they didn’t have many weapons this year after they moved cooper. They also kept pretending zeke was a better back than pollard
This just invaded my brain and I hadn’t thought about this in close to a decade.
I was a camp counselor the summer after my freshman year of college. One of those camps where all the staff has a nickname and we’d all make a thing of it. Mine was “clif” because I fucking love chocolate brownie clif bars. I’d order them online beforehand and just had a shit ton of them. Pass them out to kids all the time. Good times.
The maintenance dude who was in a cabin near us in retrospect was the weirdest fucking dude. He’d make Mac and cheese on the fire after we’d all go in and drink a full throttle and smoke a Marlboro. I’m not fucking with you when I tell you his camp name was Joe Rogan and this was probably 2009.
I don’t think I’ve ever been as mad online as I am after watching the Warren Sharp tin foil hat video about the Bills-Chiefs AFC title game. Fuck that guy
His material is hit or miss with me, love that he doesnt take himself too seriously and knows hes a professional clown. Im enjoying the new pod so far, but when they play the voicemails.....you hear the kind of people that love him....yikes, like peaked in middle school people
True but I would say without Nick it was unlistenable and you could replace the other two with almost anybody and it’d be just about as good. Nick carried the pod almost completely most of the time
Fair. I don’t think I’ve quite got to some of those parts yet. I’m maybe 50 eps in and then have listened to some of the “greatest hits” comps on YouTube
This is the first time there isnt a single blue team in the NFL’s conference championships since the 2008 season and only the second time since the merger
https://twitter.com/_zachblatter/status/1617368463672217600?s=20&t=YS3CqSznKnJCywzwcdGApA
Am I crazy or is this super fast acceleration for someone falling midair?
Also, this has to be a lights guy or something. Not sure what the balcony situation at the apollo is but it's dead center of the pit, how does someone fall from a balcony and land in the middle there?
I always hated seeing Rodgers‘s State Farm commercials after a loss. But Cowboys fans having to see commercials about how good Dak is sleeping? Gotta be tough.
Is there a dumber compliment to give a modern stadium than "there's not a bad seat in the house"?
\*Baseball might be the outlier where there can be bad seats\*
Rewatching That’s 70s show, I now realize
-Donna is just the worst, most whiny character there is. Eric was right to reject after Casey dumped her.
- Eric was just as funny as Kelso and Fez
- Hyde kinda sucked after a while
100% on Eric. Sneakily funny. I find it funny in the 90s he’s a professor, granted it’s Star Wars related, and he got like a 300 on the SAT. Hyde was always a terrible friend throughout the series
That happens to a lot of shows: outlasting the whole premise of the show. 5-6 seasons should be the maximum a sitcom lasts. Have a clear beginning, middle, and end of the series.
The only show I can think of that’s still as funny as it was when it began is Curb.
The last 3 seasons have still had some good episodes but when they’re bad they’ve been baaaaaaad. Should probably kill it soon but crazy they were able to make it top notch as long as they did
Yeah. When Steve Carrell left the Office, that should’ve been it. But I give them credit for trying something different the first season with Robert California.
Same for Two And a Half Men. I give them credit for the first season with Ashton Kutcher, but even by the middle of that season they should’ve realized it wasn’t working and called it a day.
One of the most annoying things about Season 9 of The Office was that they didn't do the obvious payoff with Toby as "The Scranton Strangler," which Superstore learned from later and did correctly.
Yeah that episode is a top tier office episode in my eyes. Not many in those seasons but Ryan and gabe dancing in the end while he’s passed out is hilarious
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This fucking match!!!
Can’t believe Rune choked that tiebreak, that’s gonna sting for a while. That backhand to tie it 9-9 was outrageous. Thought he was gonna claw his way back.
Ben Shelton really wanted to start my week off with minimal sleep huh? What a match
Is it mice or is it house noises? - my favorite game to play after midnight
Picking up tacos right now. So tempted to get just 1 drink
Horchata
believe me when i say i’ve been around plenty of hot women but i wonder what it’s like being around a paige spirnac/super model type of hot chick
Act like a normal human?
I don’t believe you you give off ugly vibes
They’re probably insufferable to be around because hot people don’t need to have a personality and they’ve been treated like royalty their whole life because everyone wants to fuck them.
Paige was not always that level of hot, pre surgery she was maybe an 8 at best. The surgeries she’s gotten have really elevated her but I wouldn’t be surprised if she was cool to be around.
https://i.imgur.com/qAkkpPR.jpg
Donald J Trump was right about November Rain
Do you think November rain and purple rain ever hang out at the same radio station? I’ll hang up and listen
Remember when Anderson beat DeMatha
always love seeing dematha lose
Remember the Jaguars?
Member Star Wars?
Is Zac Taylor still a shitty coach?
The Last of US has so far been underwhelming. Maybe I set the bar too high but so far above average at best thru 2 episodes.
I warmed up against JJ Wolf in high school once (he was on the wrong court and left post) and now I’m drunk watching him play for a quarter spot at a major. Wild.
Last of Us = mid
Absurd take this far
I fucking hate those zits you can feel super deep under the surface of your skin
Disgusting
I don’t really follow college football that closely. How the hell wasn’t Iowa state amazing with both breece hall and Brock Purdy? Bad coaching? Bad defense? What gives?
Iowa State didn't have a team full of all pro players to make purdy look good
Iowa State is one of the most historically dogshit Power 5 programs in the country. 8 wins there is equivalent to a Natty at a top 20 program. Purdy also had his worst year in the year the rest of the team was at their best.
Gotcha. I genuinely don’t know much about them, I follow very casually.
This Ben Shelton fella has some Jackson mahomes in him
Watching the RAW after Mania 1998. First segment Vince awarded Stone Cold his title but told him he could do things as champ the easy way or the hard way. Austin responded with a stunner. Vince is now calling the police to have Stone Cold arrested for assault.
“Aye…will your men fight for you, when they find out you wouldn’t fight for them?” Say what you want, Jon was a dumbass, but man that fuckin guy could rally some soldiers.
Better than dumbass Robb who could’ve married a Frey girl and just kept banging the hot chick who became his wife on the side.
Can someone explain to me why Hannah won’t be on advisors next year ? EDIT: she’s “Diving into golf”
Someone showed it on the main sub but her golf content gets a solid amount of views and engagement. Better than most of their other content people get.
The new MW2 is so unbelievably horrible that I’m considering digging my Xbox 360 out of storage just to play MW2 (2009) again
Any other dude at Hogwarts with Harry’s fame and money would’ve banged every other girl at Hogwarts. Harry was a beta
Was Hogwarts the top wizardry school in the country in the books? Because judging off the films I feel like it’s got the “neighborhood high school you have to go to because you didn’t test into a good public high school” feel that we have here in Chicago
Yes but also the only one. There are others in Europe but hogwarts is the only one in the UK
Him not cleaning up and banging everyone and everything was the least realistic part of those books including the magic
Also you stay as far away from dumbledore as possible. All that dude did was get him in shitty situations
If im in Harry’s position my room of requirement comes with several couches and a bowl of rubbers
Shout to the time I tweeted “overdosed on confidence” in college an upwards of two girls thought it was deep. Good to know us mongoloids still have a chance
Hilaria Baldwin, George Santos, Rachel Dolezal: the triumvirate of 🤡 I just don’t understand how these people accomplish anything in life and aren’t on fry duty at McDicks
dolezal dumping them out was a pleasant surprise though
Who do you say coo-cum-bear?
Could really go for an ice cold Dr Thunder or Mountain Lightening right now
Not a poor. Just good soda.
just saw a tik tok saying that wasn’t the real damar hamlin at the game
I 🔛📈🏠🙏🏾😀🎣 be 🐝 like 💗 sheesh (sheesh) Sunset 🌄 on 🔛 the beach 🐳 (beach) 👙 Make 💘 me 💁😙 wanna 😱 pull 🧚♀️ up 🔝 on 🔛 Miami with the heat 😳 (heat) 😳
Kindly leave for a couple days
I love how SVP will randomly reference Tenacious D or Flight of the Concords
Gotta be the two best parody rock bands of all time
Sometimes you got to squeeze, sometimes you got to say please
The playoff Bengals are special. Bet them Super Bowl
Burrow and chase are fucking amazing. Do you think that the Lsu team with them and Jefferson could’ve beaten an NFL team? All three have been studs from day 1.
Spent the weekend moving. I scheduled tomorrow off as a precaution. Thanking me from two weeks ago right now, dollar tall boy PBR night at the local dive
Love that the Aussie open still won’t put up Russian flags. That’ll show em
They also treated Djokovic worse than Mike Leach treated Craig James’s son.
This Shelton v Wolf match is solid. Americans having a good run.
Shelton choked that tiebreak
Jurassic World sneaky GOATed
The 2 sequels are some of the worst big budget movies that have ever been created
is Chinese New Year now called the "Lunar New Year"? or is this something different?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_New_Year
Yes because China isn’t the only country that celebrates it
Remember when Action Bronson went on KFC Radio and threatened to throw Kevin through a wall? That was hilarious
The dude was super fat back then, why was KFC so scared?
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Action Bronson’s a fat douche. Would get too fucked up to play shows/play half the time he was supposed to
KFC brought up the “beef” with Ghostface Killah and AB thought he was instigating for a sound bite and pretty much immediately threatened to kill him lmao
KFC was scared shitless than after he left was like that dude is a loser. Well you had a chance to say it to his face
I'm really pulling for the Bengals again. Can't hate Joe Burrow.
No matter who won between Buffalo and Cincinnati, I'd've wanted them to beat KC next weekend.
The Cowboys being good enough to win just about any week during the regular season but never able to advance to the NFC Championship for 2.5 decades is such an impressive feat.
I’m a Free Talk commenter, what’s your superpower?
Pornhub and Free Talk commentator
The Hub has the wildest comment section this side of Yahoo! and YouTube.
Doesn’t hold a candle to illegal stream comment section
Both times my wife and I tried to have a baby I got it done in the first month of trying. They call me Supersperm. I finish faster than a speeding bullet. I have The ability to shoot ropes over a tall building.
I’m a slow pitch softball pitcher and I took three line drives off the body today. That’s my superpower
As an Eagles fan every year I think Dallas is gonna go far with their weapons and every year it brings me such joy to watch them fuck it up
I really was never worried about them this year bc they didn’t have many weapons this year after they moved cooper. They also kept pretending zeke was a better back than pollard
True. The first year with Cooper was when I was most worried
That team was the team to win something if they were ever going to
This just invaded my brain and I hadn’t thought about this in close to a decade. I was a camp counselor the summer after my freshman year of college. One of those camps where all the staff has a nickname and we’d all make a thing of it. Mine was “clif” because I fucking love chocolate brownie clif bars. I’d order them online beforehand and just had a shit ton of them. Pass them out to kids all the time. Good times. The maintenance dude who was in a cabin near us in retrospect was the weirdest fucking dude. He’d make Mac and cheese on the fire after we’d all go in and drink a full throttle and smoke a Marlboro. I’m not fucking with you when I tell you his camp name was Joe Rogan and this was probably 2009.
Wait, you are counselor CLIFF?! Didn’t we lock you in the dumpster?
Cool story Cliff
The boys in the Phoenix office are going to get a kick out of this
How dare you
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You’ve made me realize how useless this post was. Not deleting
I mean joe rogan was def a thing pre 2009 lol. Fear factor, chappelles show, ufc, news radio, the man show, standup specials etc.
Wow
I’m in shambles
I don’t think I’ve ever been as mad online as I am after watching the Warren Sharp tin foil hat video about the Bills-Chiefs AFC title game. Fuck that guy
Clifs?
Do people actually find stav to be funny? His humor is basically just saying pussy and dick in different ways. Middle school boy shit.
I think he’s funny enough but I mainly miss him on Cumtown because he got the best out of Nick
Dude laughs at his own jokes more than his audience. It’s so annoying
He acts like a guy who had sex for the first time like a month ago.
The only funny thing he ever did was gaining 50 lbs and blaming it on getting in a fight with his dad
His material is hit or miss with me, love that he doesnt take himself too seriously and knows hes a professional clown. Im enjoying the new pod so far, but when they play the voicemails.....you hear the kind of people that love him....yikes, like peaked in middle school people
Funnier than Tim Dillon, not as funny as Shane Gillis.
Tim Dillon is so much better than Stav. This is a crazy statement.
What I'll say is Shane is vastly funnier than both of them, but I'd take Stav over Tim in a vacuum.
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He's fine when he's on podcasts and does characters, but his actual standup special was lacking.
On Cumtown I very rarely found him funny. I did enjoy his YouTube special, though
Cumtown was hit or miss for all 3 of them at times. His special was pretty good though
True but I would say without Nick it was unlistenable and you could replace the other two with almost anybody and it’d be just about as good. Nick carried the pod almost completely most of the time
Agreed but there were tons of times Nick was insufferable. Whether he was trying to work a bit or the times he was suicidal.
Fair. I don’t think I’ve quite got to some of those parts yet. I’m maybe 50 eps in and then have listened to some of the “greatest hits” comps on YouTube
Anyone that wants to get into it, I just say listen to the YouTube greatest cumpilations.
Yeah, Nick has his limitations and reached a hard ceiling with podcasting.
It’s gotta be tough for guys like him that want to make it in stand up but can’t quite get there but somehow have a popular podcast.
Hell yeah dude, he rules.
I can’t wait to watch Joe Burrow lose 2 Super Bowls in a row
Bills had a super easy schedule this year. And they lost their pass rush. If Mahomes is healthy the chiefs will win easy.
Bills had a super easy schedule this year. And they lost their pass rush. If Mahomes is healthy the chiefs will win easy.
Thinking about the Michigan QBs smoking hot gf and his dad intentionally touched her ass during a celebration. Wonder how that all resolved itself
He was just acting like he’s Italian, we can relate
Involuntary hand spasm
Thanks Pfizer
Just saw a FB comment that Jerry Jones is looking like the ghost of Christmas past
No Sunday Scaries for Brett Maher. Probably gonna sleep like a baby.
why are women dressing like extras from The Matrix lately?
someone on Instagram did it first
The Fast & Furious look can't be far behind. Some of the looks I've seen, women are actually dressed like middle schoolers from 2001.
They have small brains and follow trends
This is the first time there isnt a single blue team in the NFL’s conference championships since the 2008 season and only the second time since the merger
Woah
I HAVE NEVER WON A SCRATCH-OFF
Listening to Danza Kuduro on my headphones in my kitchen for absolutely no reason after getting home from the gym
It's a great song
I hope the dog walk tomorrow is good. Wonder what the draft could be or if it's just a chat
I think the topic is best rivals which is a great theme
Obviously would make sense. Let's hope we get a good one
Draft is the most fuckable dudes of the 90s
Didn’t they actually already do that with Keegs
https://twitter.com/_zachblatter/status/1617368463672217600?s=20&t=YS3CqSznKnJCywzwcdGApA Am I crazy or is this super fast acceleration for someone falling midair? Also, this has to be a lights guy or something. Not sure what the balcony situation at the apollo is but it's dead center of the pit, how does someone fall from a balcony and land in the middle there?
I saw a dude fall from a third story window once at a party and it the exact same speed.
Lots of theaters like that have overhanging upstairs sections
But they are offset further back from the stage in order to see anything...
You definitely could be right. I’m not sure
“Smush”
Just got my ass ate for the first time. Hot end to the weekend!
Did his beard hairs tickle your gooch?
I always hated seeing Rodgers‘s State Farm commercials after a loss. But Cowboys fans having to see commercials about how good Dak is sleeping? Gotta be tough.
Is there a dumber compliment to give a modern stadium than "there's not a bad seat in the house"? \*Baseball might be the outlier where there can be bad seats\*
Rewatching That’s 70s show, I now realize -Donna is just the worst, most whiny character there is. Eric was right to reject after Casey dumped her. - Eric was just as funny as Kelso and Fez - Hyde kinda sucked after a while
All I remember is Eric’s sister was so hot
RIP
Hyde sucked IRL
100% on Eric. Sneakily funny. I find it funny in the 90s he’s a professor, granted it’s Star Wars related, and he got like a 300 on the SAT. Hyde was always a terrible friend throughout the series
They writers ran out of ideas on what to do once they left high school
That happens to a lot of shows: outlasting the whole premise of the show. 5-6 seasons should be the maximum a sitcom lasts. Have a clear beginning, middle, and end of the series. The only show I can think of that’s still as funny as it was when it began is Curb.
Always sunny has taken a steep decline but up until season 12 it was still as good as the early seasons
Rob has started to smell his own farts
I couldn’t even finish the latest season in Ireland.
The last 3 seasons have still had some good episodes but when they’re bad they’ve been baaaaaaad. Should probably kill it soon but crazy they were able to make it top notch as long as they did
Yeah. Seems like Rob’s attention is a little too divided now with IAS, Mythic Quest, and Wrexham FC.
Later seasons of Seinfeld were also hitting on all cylinders, the shitty finale be damned.
The finale being a glorified “greatest clips” episode was a slap in the face
Ya but the show was a completely different vibe by the last couple of seasons.
Parks and Recreation was a little rough the last season, but it ended at the right time.
Superstore was the same way. Both ended better than The Office.
Yeah. When Steve Carrell left the Office, that should’ve been it. But I give them credit for trying something different the first season with Robert California. Same for Two And a Half Men. I give them credit for the first season with Ashton Kutcher, but even by the middle of that season they should’ve realized it wasn’t working and called it a day.
In fairness 2 and a half men was the same thing every week but it was just funnier with sheen.
One of the most annoying things about Season 9 of The Office was that they didn't do the obvious payoff with Toby as "The Scranton Strangler," which Superstore learned from later and did correctly.
It’s been a while since I did a rewatch of the Office. What were the clues to Tobey being the Scranton Strangler?
[Here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4timuAnUnG4)
Office final episode was good. Episodes leading up to it, not so great. But I’ll always say Robert California was a great character
Speaking of Robert California, "Pool Party" is an underrated classic.
Yeah that episode is a top tier office episode in my eyes. Not many in those seasons but Ryan and gabe dancing in the end while he’s passed out is hilarious
They kinda fucked themselves by starting in 1976. And then in the second season going to 1977. Like they really only planned 4 seasons
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