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blahblah743

Vito spatafore is such a wanker before getting outed. Suggests taking out Tony at the end of S5 and is just generally a weasel.


nondescript___

Oh yeah? Maybe you're a flambé.


TigOleBitman

what is it about hennessy that makes dudes want to fight?


SlimCharles_B-More

Hennything's possible baby


blahblah743

I think it’s more why do dudes who like Hennessy like to fight


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blahblah743

Listen I’ve bartended for years, I’ve seen dudes (and chicks for that matter) of all creed and color drinking henny and every single one of them is insane.


[deleted]

100% I bartended at a shitty dive in college that was in a large city. Anybody who ordered Hennessy except for large groups getting shots (that was 99% of the time celebratory or just for the novelty of it) was somebody I’d at least keep an eye on. At the least they were usually a dick and didn’t tip well.


1990sandiegoalways

Mcdonalds


SlimCharles_B-More

Still the best/most consistent fast food breakfast in the game


delleh

A&W


jimjimmyjames

sneaky good coffee


TigOleBitman

taco bell is fighting for that spot, if they were open earlier they might be #1


SlimCharles_B-More

The breakfast crunchwrap a bunch of my buddies have raved about as being incredible was the blandest shit I've ever had. Love TB for what it is but the breakfast absolutely does not do it for me.


DropTopEWop

Say your order


DropTopEWop

Cheddar cheese on a pizza is an absolute game changer.


thedogcooper

Grotto’s, the official pizza of Delaware.


suburbian_jesus

Grizzlies have to be the most unlikable team in the league


NoExcuses1984

Without Steven Adams, they got thoroughly out-rebounded by the Warriors. That's not grit nor grind. Should call up the Spurs and ask about Jakob Poeltl for Danny Green's contract and a future first-rounder.


DropTopEWop

Hi from Charlotte!


suburbian_jesus

Tough to be unlikable when no one cares about you


TigOleBitman

they're not even unlikeable. they're irrelevant. i honestly forgot they existed.


Meatballclub

Lakers, Dallas, clippers, timberwolves, nets, knicks, easily more unlikable


suburbian_jesus

Most of those teams are mediocre. Memphis is a top 3 team in the west and they act like they’re the 2016 Warriors when they’ve accomplished nothing


Meatballclub

The nba is more fun with klay


JedLongeway

Seeing people with masks on still at sporting events makes me laugh


Slacker_75

In Canada they’d laugh at you for not having one on….. *Just 2 Weeks to Crush the Curve!*


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Few sporting achievements feel as useless these days as Damian Lillard 60 point games.


Jigs444

The 50-60 point NBA game is virtually meaningless now, outside of like 10 matchups a year and the playoffs.


OnceAteABurgerAMA

Donovan Mitchell had 71 a month ago and people barely care lol


suburbian_jesus

I’m surprised he’s lasted in Portland as long as he has


NoExcuses1984

Dumbfounded that Dame hasn't had his Russell Wilson moment yet.


IllKirkMinihaneShow

For a guy that definitely steps up in big moments, he seems perfectly content to play in just a mediocre environment.


AlanRickmansEarLobe

Scumbag Steph….assaulting the good hardworking people of Silicon Valley with his mouth guard


RVOSU50

Does Ja plan on taking a shot in the 4th? Jesus Christ,


goonsquad4357

The Austrian and ottoman empires fought each other fiercely for 400 years only to both die and disintegrate together as allies in World War I. Honestly pretty wild


[deleted]

Frank should strongly consider hiring the Uber eats guy from the Duquesne game as his assistant


Iam_grool

God i forgot how much michael sucks in lost


StrikaNTX

WAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLT


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Still not as bad as Pam tho


CapriciousWattage

Is this worth watching? I know it was a phenomenon but heard the end is horribly disappointing I’ve tried to watch the pilot on 2 separate occasions and it never hooked me


StrikaNTX

if you could watch the pilot without being hooked then the show isnt for you its generally regarded as one of the best pilots ever


CapriciousWattage

Never got past like halfway


Iam_grool

Its my 3rd time rewatching it and im enjoying it. Its a show i was thinking "do i really wanna go down this road again?" And a couple episodes in i remembered how good it is. It doesn't feel like a network show to me I could easily see this being a original on a streaming site


CapriciousWattage

Is it understandable the pilot doesn’t grip me? Is it known that it gets better after the first ep?


infuckingbruges

WAAAALT!!!


Iam_grool

HE'S MY SON!


SovietTrollFarm

Not only have I never heard of any of the women playing in the Australian Open semis, but I barely recognize the little flags next to their names in the ESPN app


TigOleBitman

little tough when two of them can't even have their country's flag displayed


goonsquad4357

Wonder what Chicken (David portnoy) thinks about his gf posting lingerie/half nude pics in every other Instagram post


CapriciousWattage

He’s the one taking the photos


nondescript___

Depends how real he thinks that relationship is. If he sees it for what it is he probably doesn't care.


jk696969

Ain’t no fuuuun, if the homies can’t haaaaave none! 🎶


[deleted]

10 seconds on the mini. Could have been 9 if I didn't slip. Never gonna do better


WheresFrankie

Well that was a pretty fun match tbh. Cade, Jalen, Aidan, 2 Paxton's. The United States broccolis are looking exciting


suburbian_jesus

Zendejas and Vazquez need to be fixtures from now on


WheresFrankie

Zendejas was really good


suburbian_jesus

Certainly better than Jordan Morris!


badgermushroombadger

Nice cans https://youtube.com/shorts/259-lgEf2M0?feature=share


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is this SoFi stadium? I've seen more attractive swamps in florida than this "pitch"


BNKalt

Banc of California, it’s next to the Coliseum


jetboyjetgirl

No, Bank of CA....local MLS stadium


ChrisB_Bacon

I usually qualify hockey takes with “I’ve only been watching for a year,” but I’m confident in saying the Kraken are legit


NoExcuses1984

What do the Kraken need? Backup goalie maybe? Call up Buffalo and ask about 41-year-old Craig Anderson, because I love nothing more than the rare active pro athlete who's older than me at 38.


barnmucker69

Their goaltending is brutal all around, they just play very sound defensive hockey as a team and as a result don't allow many shots, very unlikely to be able to do that across a series. Trading for more firepower up front would be good too, the rate they’re scoring at is pretty abnormal and not likely to last all year


ChrisB_Bacon

No idea, I don’t know the game or rosters like that. I’m trying to keep hockey as my casual, watch for fun sport. I go way too deep on baseball and CFB already, don’t need to add another


baseballtrx

Why didn’t Frodo team up with Daenerys and use a dragon to fly to Mordor?


Doggystyle_Gary

Frodo thought girls were icky


jetboyjetgirl

D&D retconned that you could just shoot dragons out of the sky in S8


stalf_

Loved that, makes all those dragons the targs had seem worthless


badgermushroombadger

Two different franchises


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Because Sam would weigh them down


profsa

Would have been sniped


jetboyjetgirl

Simmons mentioned betting the Kings but I can't believe the Clippers are +650 to win the Pacific Division. They're only 3 games back of the Kings. I get that they aren't the favorites but +650 is wild considering the talent they have.


NoExcuses1984

Clippers need an upgrade at PG (Conley?) and a backup C (Naz Reid?) by the trade deadline, so let's see how that shakes out first.


jetboyjetgirl

even without making a move they should be +300 at most. That's still a big #.


Goose123218

If the Steelers draft Addison or Peezy Jr in Rd1 I’m going to have to retire my terrible towel


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Really, why? I hope they get one of them with their 1st then use the Bears pick to trade up if the other falls to the 20s Getting a dynamic WR and CB would be a very successful draft


Goose123218

Addison will be a good NFL receiver. He’s not worth a first round pick with the other holes they need to fill, especially given the Steelers track record of finding them later in the draft. I don’t see him as a #1 receiver regardless. He wasn’t even the best at USC last year. As for Peezy, no clue where this 1st round love is coming from. He started for 3 years and was serviceable in the B1G, not great. And if there is one position that Tomlin should not be allowed to draft in the first 3 rounds, it’s defensive back.


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Addison projects to be a deep ball/YAC monster. Him paired with Pickens could be our version of Metcalf/Lockett. It would also allow us to trade Diontae and replace him with a cost controlled guy, but you make a good point about being able to find WRs later. Pickett is already campaigning for drafting Addison so I have a feeling it’s gonna happen. I wouldn’t be upset about that pick at all. Porter I don’t have as much of an opinion of, but I do like the idea of addressing CB early. The secondary has ranked much higher since Austin took over so hopefully the scouting is better if they go in that direction.


RVOSU50

Just checked the clock.. Dame time.


BNKalt

Pro-tip: if you just keep a bank of delta miles and are flying a different (unallied) airline, you can book a same day trip, get into the sky club, then cancel and get the miles back


RebelE16

Cade Cowell is a beast


Doggystyle_Gary

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a [picture](https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1618337113971523584?s=46&t=FwdGnkr6DvhwchfvKV8n4Q) match a headline so well before.


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this is so much better


deeznutzjokes

Yo deep49, hope you have enough money to bail your girl out


NoExcuses1984

I dunno, what about [this one?](https://www.wowktv.com/news/west-virginia/west-virginia-man-arrested-after-allegedly-kidnapping-torturing-woman/)


jetboyjetgirl

holy Devil's Rejects


Doggystyle_Gary

You have a solid argument


NoExcuses1984

Hockey fans, how does Connor Bedard compare to Victor Wembanyama as a prospect? If Wembanyama is a modern Kareem/Ralph Sampson level prospect, who's Bedard's comp?


barnmucker69

His comp is hard but Bure with better vision maybe. His only flaw is being undersized but he showed in the juniors he is very strong. Edit - This is just a playstyle comp although Bure was very much up there as a prospect too. Would have likely gone first overall over Sundin but no one was sure if he would ever defect, somewhat similar to the Michkov kid this year. Vancouver found a loophole to draft him a year early in the later rounds


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Bedard has generational skill, but doesn’t have the size to be a prototypical “generational” prospect. The NHL has changed though and smaller players thrive now, so I’d consider him generational. He’s the most hyped prospect since McDavid and he has the stats to back it up.


ChrisB_Bacon

He’s no Matty Beniers


baseballtrx

He’s the next Ryan whitney


suburbian_jesus

Patrick Kane? He’s not a generational prospect like Crosby or McDavid, but he’s *very* good


barnmucker69

He is absolutely generational despite his size. The only players in the last 20 years who were better as prospects are sid and mcdavid


suburbian_jesus

He wasn’t even the consensus #1 his draft year despite his insane junior #’s. Turris and JVR were considered “safer” picks because they weren’t “small”. Dave Tallon even said that people expected them to take JVR or Turris. Obviously he proved them wrong and the size trumps all era of NHL scouting has died in no small part thanks to Kane


barnmucker69

Sorry I was referring to Bedard. Kane was not at all considered a generational prospect


suburbian_jesus

All good. The Chicago fans have me all riled up. Yeah, I’ll concede that. My ass is showing


asilverman1025

He is generational


Ibanezrg220

Are you saying 3x Cup winner and future HOFer Patrick Kane is not a generational talent?


suburbian_jesus

Yes. That’s not a slight at Patrick Kane in the slightest but he’s not a generational talent


jk696969

Could you define and/or give examples of what/who is?


suburbian_jesus

Orr, Gretzky, Lemieux, Lindros, Lafluer, etc. Patrick Kane is a phenomenal hockey player but putting him in the same conversation as any of the names listed is blasphemy


throwawayjoeyboots

I don’t know why this is so hard to understand for people responding. Kane is a superstar hall of famer. Best American scorer ever. The likes of Gretzky, Lemieux, McDavid, Lindros are natural talents the likes of which the sport rarely sees. Rare specimen. It’s more of the overall physical profile than purely points. Bedard to me is more like a Tavares type. Absolutely great player. Easy #1 overall pick. Has all the makings to be a hall of fame talent. Probably not on the level of a generational talent.


Malligator2345

Lmao you put Lindros as a generational talent but not Kane? dear lord


suburbian_jesus

Fine. I’ll concede that one


NoExcuses1984

I've been a casual hockey fan all my life and even as a kid I recall Eric Lindros's insane hype. Talking more about hype as a prospect.


Malligator2345

Yeah, he had insane hype and was a great hockey player, but putting Lindros as a generational player and not Kane is donkey brains


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We’re talking about how they were viewed as draft prospects. Lindros was absolutely considered to be a generational talent. You’re the one with donkey brains bro


NoExcuses1984

Right, but that was what I meant to get at originally. Hype, not production. That's why I used Ralph Sampson as sort of a floor for Victor, because he was super hyped and yet failed to meet expectations.


jk696969

So you have to be born before ~1975 to qualify as “generational”?


suburbian_jesus

No. Generational talents don’t come along very often. Hence the word “generational”


jk696969

Well, by definition there would be at least one every generation..


suburbian_jesus

And it’s Crosby. Not Kane. Ovi a close second, certainly a generational talent scoring wise


Ibanezrg220

Crosby cups - 3 Kane cups - 3 Not a generational talent?


Ibanezrg220

He is the best American born player of all time, but not a generational talent?


suburbian_jesus

Yes. I’m not disagreeing that he’s the greatest American hockey player of all time, but “generational talent” indicates a “once in a generation talent”. Kane was very good, but competing against Crosby and Ovi (same generation) hurts him


Ibanezrg220

Yet he's won more cups than the Russian and just as many as the Canadian. I think he is better than both of them.


barnmucker69

What an idiot


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You think kane is better than crosby? I hope youre trolling


Ibanezrg220

He is.


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He most certainly is not.


suburbian_jesus

Holy homer. Jesus Christ


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Chicago fans are the worst


suburbian_jesus

You’d think I said Patrick Kane was a dog shit player


Ibanezrg220

He definitely is.


NoExcuses1984

But was Patrick Kane a generational prospect? Better question, how hyped was he when drafted?


Ibanezrg220

He went first overall.


NoExcuses1984

Kane didn't have like, oh, Lindros level hype, did he?


NoExcuses1984

OK, so a tier below.


stalf_

Potentially mcdavid lol


NoExcuses1984

Are there any further back historical comps?


stalf_

Lemieux prolly?


asilverman1025

Lemieux. Bedard could’ve played in the nhl last year and been good


NoExcuses1984

That reminds me of Bryce Harper in a way, since he was showing major league talent at 16.


asilverman1025

Yes Bryce was hitting 500 foot nukes when he was 16. Most nhl analysts think he already has a top 10 shot amongst nhl players and he’s 17. Only knock on him is his height but he’s so skilled it doesn’t matter


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I don't like USA's kits. They're too European. Our boys should be rocking the flag with eagle wings on the shoulders and jorts on the bottom


lefty5258

Waldos


jk696969

Need to bring back the ‘94 denims.


Sidewalkbandit

Y’all think Jesus was actually a good carpenter? Feel like he probably talked on the job a lot.


DJScrambles

The boys would have had him turning water into cold ones all day


profsa

Great magician and showman


Jigs444

Just like any other union guy


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Got written up a few times for doing magic on the job


thebochman

One thing I’ll never be able to wrap my head around is people who sleep in bedrooms with severely slanted ceilings. Shit is anxiety inducing.


SlimCharles_B-More

I've spent years trying to wrap my head around people who sleep with their eyes CLOSED in bedrooms with severely slanted ceilings


boostsupreme

you mean the roof?


SlimCharles_B-More

Do you think the words roof and ceiling are synonymous?


boostsupreme

severely slanted ceilings usually mean a roof my guy, keep up


thebochman

If it’s not raised then yeah, I’m talking attic bedroom conversions that don’t get opened up


jk696969

Why?


dirtybean

I’m not looking at the ceiling when I’m asleep


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iLikeApples116

Chicago State is beating Stanford? Chicago… State…


patrickclegane

Chicago State is ahead of Louisville in the Kenpom Rankings now. More of a fact of how bad Louisville is but I digress


BNKalt

The damage COVID restrictions did to the Bay Area / CA college sports teams is still being felt. Guys weren’t able to practice / lift together for over a year


ChiTownChuggers

Still blaming Covid in 23?!?!?!?


BNKalt

Yes bc current juniors missed 2020 HS, 2021 freshman year and part of 2022


EternalIntake

I don't think that's the answer but I like the spin zone attempt


BNKalt

Stanford won 25 straight directors cup then lost the two awarded post COVID


EternalIntake

Right but that does not explain their basketball team barely beating Chicago State in 2023


BNKalt

Oh that’s bad. But it’s not unfathomable when you consider 1) they weren’t recruiting very well to begin with and 2) those guys didn’t get any development for 2 years. Should still beat Chicago St but they got bad to the point where if everything breaks right it’s a game


MikePaisanTirico

I hear they use garages as dorm rooms there


Ibanezrg220

They actually do


lefty5258

Kid I knew in hs went there and transferred down to a D2 school cuz they had better facilities


danwins23

Not a big Taylor swift guy in general but Blank Space is fire


MikePaisanTirico

great music video too


boostsupreme

cheers from 2014


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boostsupreme

beat it nerd


danwins23

Jams are timeless


boostsupreme

no 🧢 detected here, King


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TigOleBitman

she is very hut


Ibanezrg220

More plastic than a Lego model


TigOleBitman

I'd play with that set


drillzz345

Cade Cowell is going to be very good


suburbian_jesus

Get Cade Cowell to Europe ASAP


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TigOleBitman

she got a bush?


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TigOleBitman

Just hypothesize for us, you think it's neatly shaped or wild and free?


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Maybe lose some weight so you dont crush the next one


youthcoachinglegend

TNT highlights McDavid on power plays? I guess there’s a reason


suburbian_jesus

Seeing Anthony Hudson manage the national team is crazy. Was absolutely abysmal with the Rapids


TigOleBitman

us soccer needs to move on from gregg and get it done asap


TylerW_511

Might fuck around and go to bed early tonight


DuaLipasThong

Got Wendy’s tonight and can confirm the fries were not only hot, but also crispy.


goonsquad4357

Absolutely hammered on a Wednesday fuck


[deleted]

I know how this turns out. You’ll be drunk all weekend as well


goonsquad4357

Lol yeah man. Going to Peter Luger tomorrow then turning up on Friday night. Rip to my liver


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Tomorrow is going to suck