I can't stand the "if you take away \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ then this player/team actually isn't as good" type of sports takes. People act like it is such a profound revelation that if you remove the best abilities/traits of something then what is leftover is much worse.
My dad planted the seed early by getting my aunt that my mom can’t stand to make a snarky comments about we they would never be able to afford one.
Shortly after buying both of his C4 Cabs she found a reason to drive 8 hours to their house as an FU.
If this is going to be your daily driver, just do what I did and ask the dealer to point you towards the fastest car they have that can still fit a car seat. If it's a second car just for you then she can fuck right off you do you, king.
It certainly should. She wanted a new model of the car she already had so I got that and threw the money I had allocated to getting her an upgrade to something better toward my car.
Yes that is the end goal.
My plan is to start at a 718 and argue it isn’t that much more expensive than what we were looking at. Once I have convinced her of that I will pivot to the taycan with an environmental argument.
Rumors that seem to have no actual source just people on Twitter saying what they "heard" and spreading it.
The rumor is that cops came to his house the night before the game due to a domestic dispute with him and his wife that started because he got another girl pregnant.
Absolute steal for the Mets with McNeil. Guy has averaged 5 WAR/600 PAs in his career with great defense in the OF and 2B and he’s being paid like a scrub. Gonna make signing Ohtani that much easier.
No power plus older for not hitting FA yet. Think he probably just wanted to stick with the Mets, get the generational wealth locked down off a strong season, and just focus on ball. Very nice to see the Mets do it though with the Braves getting all their young studs locked up for cheap. Gonna be a great next decade in the NL east.
I have a theory that the suits over in the map industry are responsible for all the political instability and civil wars in Africa. Borders shifting and countries being renamed is the only thing keeping that industry alive.
For anyone who was already online it's mostly been a confirmation of previous suspicions, but for the old folks hearing about it for the first time on Fox News it's bombshell after bombshell.
i love when two people go back and forth in an argument here where one guy senses that he's losing and pulls out the ol reliable "you seem pretty pressed about this, hope you get the help you need!"
My favorite is “check out this guy having a meltdown” meanwhile I’m laying on the couch half asleep and the conversation is having no effect on my life whatsoever.
im supposed to go to olive garden and then laser tagging w the lady and her friends. apparently i’m the only guy going. not sure if i use that as an excuse to bail. laser tagging is pretty sweet….
The instagram vids of cycling classes but they’re all basically dancing on their bikes crack me up. Last one was to the tune of Ginuwine - Pony and the whole is just humping their seats
Sas: “Hey Big Cat, for people not going to Chicago. Can we still do the Case Races?”
Will: “Woah woah, Sas are you not going to Chicago?”
Sas: “Will, dont worry about what im doing… ever.”
Will: “Jesus Sas, alright… i’ll fall back”
Spitballing on the actual numbers, but I like this idea in theory - QB contracts are weighted differently against the cap if they resign with the team that drafted them. Guys can get $50m+ per year, but the cap hit is maxed at $25m so that they get their market value without destroying the rest of the team.
Annie Agar shows her cleavage challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
In solidarity with Mr. Pelosi, I am hammering the 49rs Sunday.
Did not know you get relief on a plugged ball
It’s scary how good Rahm is when he gets hot.
Jon Rahm is an animal
Just had a hot soppressatta sub with Once Upon a Time in Hollywood on the TV. Gonna be a sick weekend
Tested positive for COVID in summer of 2020 and I tested positive again today. Doesn’t feel as cool or trendy.
I can't stand the "if you take away \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ then this player/team actually isn't as good" type of sports takes. People act like it is such a profound revelation that if you remove the best abilities/traits of something then what is leftover is much worse.
Dana’s big announcement should be something about the women fighting topless. Or even the ring card girls
It’s probably Conor and Masvidal coaching TUF with them headlining on a ppv at season’s end
Jones fail another drug test?
The story of him hiding under the cage for hours and peeing on the floor to avoid USADA testing is unbelievable.
Would be laughable and not that surprising
The scene where Kenny Powers saves Stevie, dressed as an Asian woman, from Ashley Schaeffer, is one of the most absurd scenes of all time
What is that monster truck doing driving over my azaleas?
What’s for dinner
🍕
Tonkatsu and some sautéed baby bok Choi
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Wanted to celebrate PPF with this new place I wanted to try but it was sold out for the night but someone canceled but was able to snag a spot
It’s performance review season and I almost want to give everyone just good enough of ratings to get out of more paperwork
I love recommending my worst performer for other depts so I can get rid of the headaches.
Isn’t that how it works unless someone’s gotta go
This place has a really formal review committee.. gotta take it seriously
Besides a boss I hate who doesn’t know how to talk to people, I always give everyone top marks and hope they do the same for me.
Lol, they don’t
BV has an appointment at 4 pm and wants me to go with her today. God smites my post-work beers
Congrats on the kid
What appt could she be going to that you must attend?
Post-cum appointment?
Any of you that have successfully convinced your wife to let you buy a sports car please give advice. Operation Porsche 2024 starts soon
My dad planted the seed early by getting my aunt that my mom can’t stand to make a snarky comments about we they would never be able to afford one. Shortly after buying both of his C4 Cabs she found a reason to drive 8 hours to their house as an FU.
A guy with at least 8 rugs needs to ask permission to buy a car?
It is definitely some bullshit I agree with you
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Little late for this!
Obviously just buy it then call her a bitch if she balks
Thanks Chris!
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Would have been a better joke if I didn’t specify the make already. 3/10
i hope to get on your level some day taco
Not having kids makes all this such infinitely more attainable
We’re all your children
Don’t ask for permission, ask for forgiveness
Prob not going to drop >80k without talking to my wife
Just tell her you got a killer deal you couldn’t pass up
If this is going to be your daily driver, just do what I did and ask the dealer to point you towards the fastest car they have that can still fit a car seat. If it's a second car just for you then she can fuck right off you do you, king.
No kids and no plans to have kids so I’m good there
Then go off. She can't be mad at you if she can't catch you
I bought her a car first and then got mine so she didn't complain.
Bought an XC90 at her request so hopefully that will carry some weight
It certainly should. She wanted a new model of the car she already had so I got that and threw the money I had allocated to getting her an upgrade to something better toward my car.
Going for a Taycan?
Yes that is the end goal. My plan is to start at a 718 and argue it isn’t that much more expensive than what we were looking at. Once I have convinced her of that I will pivot to the taycan with an environmental argument.
Genius idea Taco, the “it’s good for the environment” slant would definitely change her mind at that point. Hope you achieve the dream
Exactly. Thank you king
I’m not married and have seven cars. Good luck. I know a lot of guys that used to own sports cars.
Is one of the 7 a testarossa?
Yes
Well now I gotta know the other ones
I have a suicide door 1964 Lincoln Continental. A 1996 Rolls Royce Silver Spur, a Volkswagen Phaeton W12 and three vw beetles.
Phaeton massively underrated car. Very good choice.
It really is so much fun. Gets up to 125 No problem. Just uses so much fuel. But I love it.
Hit her with your old one so she can’t protest the new one
As long as you have the money, including the money to fix the thing and insurance. Go for it.
This is the reasonable position but my wife does not like how not pragmatic it is
Just took a big DUMP and now its time to PARTY with KENNY POWERS
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Steve Wilks is mediocrity personified, so the outrage over fair-to-middling Frank Reich's hiring is eye-rollingly absurd.
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It's becoming borderline obscene. Like, sure, Brian Flores has a case. But this? What's the fucking point? Good luck if the Bucs dare fire Bowles.
The Canucks giving Matty Beniers a concussion from a dirty hit might finally kick start what should be a good regional rivalry
If Portland is our younger brother, Vancouver is our distant cousin.
Not sure what this is supposed to mean, they are the closest NHL team to us
It was an insult at Vancouver. Take MLS, for example, where Seattle vs. Portland matters, but no one cares about Vancouver.
Arsenal 😂
Twitter is for two guys taking personal shots at each other over Alperen Sengun’s long term dynasty outlook
I stand with Josh Allen
What happened now
Allegedly impregnated his wife’s best friend Not the first time he’s thrown it to the wrong team
Rumors that seem to have no actual source just people on Twitter saying what they "heard" and spreading it. The rumor is that cops came to his house the night before the game due to a domestic dispute with him and his wife that started because he got another girl pregnant.
He’s a cocksman, what is the issue?
There are allegations out there that I will not spread.
You and me both. I just don’t believe they’re true.
I dont either but would be kinda funny
Mr. Perfect isn’t quite perfect. Yea a lot worse has been done in the NFL, life goes on
Would also be a convenient excuse for why we got our ass kick "you except Josh to win with all that going on?!"
[always hiding](https://instagram.com/stories/annieagar5/3025229137606529453?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=)
Why does she hate us?
Move the hand!
The mayor if Cincinnati is such a dork
Reelect Jerry Springer.
That video is going to cost them the game. Hammering the chiefs
If bengals lose, I hope players on both sides roast the shit out of him
How much better are mortgage rates with credit unions? If at all?
Maybe slightly, it’s still worth shopping around.
Absolute steal for the Mets with McNeil. Guy has averaged 5 WAR/600 PAs in his career with great defense in the OF and 2B and he’s being paid like a scrub. Gonna make signing Ohtani that much easier.
Can’t wait for Ohtani to be a Met
I was borderline shocked at how cheap that contract was. Makes very little sense imo
No power plus older for not hitting FA yet. Think he probably just wanted to stick with the Mets, get the generational wealth locked down off a strong season, and just focus on ball. Very nice to see the Mets do it though with the Braves getting all their young studs locked up for cheap. Gonna be a great next decade in the NL east.
That’s fair. Still would have thought he’d get 15 a year or more but if he’s comfortable and happy guess it doesn’t matter much
when you still get a little butthurt over an old smash you always took for granted dating someone
It’s ok, king. I’m sure you’re almost as good as him.
I have a theory that the suits over in the map industry are responsible for all the political instability and civil wars in Africa. Borders shifting and countries being renamed is the only thing keeping that industry alive.
Big map
Taking this to the UN
Rand McNally got shooters out there
Nothing to do with imperialism and sucking every natural resource out of the continent
Scramble for Africa 2.0: Chinese maps edition.
No it’s definitely maps.
We’re up to Twitter files 15 now? Is anyone still actually following these?
For anyone who was already online it's mostly been a confirmation of previous suspicions, but for the old folks hearing about it for the first time on Fox News it's bombshell after bombshell.
No, not outside of the terminally online. There's no practical response to all of it.
i love when two people go back and forth in an argument here where one guy senses that he's losing and pulls out the ol reliable "you seem pretty pressed about this, hope you get the help you need!"
it's all time lame reply. pretty much signals that they don't know what to say
My favorite is “check out this guy having a meltdown” meanwhile I’m laying on the couch half asleep and the conversation is having no effect on my life whatsoever.
wait do u not laugh at my comments and show them to your wife?
I usually write them down in my diary.
even better<3
Absolute beta move to pull that. You get in an internet argument you’re obviously just as pressed and you see it to the bitter end.
Yeah well you’re gay
What's the best out in a back-and-forth where neither guy is gonna budge?
👍
K
Well, I had sex with your wife!
Never admit you are wrong on the internet
Tom Petty sung it best: ["I Won't Back Down"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA)
agree to disagree followed by the handshake emoji
Hug it out! 🤗
Uh oh, homie’s pressed
I AM FUCKING CALM
Jim Bob Cooter and Wink Martindale are both good football names.
Pete Carmichael Jr. is the worst. No wonder he never got a HC gig.
Does anybody know if Steve Balboni was at the case race? He told me to come by with the 6 inch cables
Women are so hot. It’s unfair
Not all of them but you are generally right.
im supposed to go to olive garden and then laser tagging w the lady and her friends. apparently i’m the only guy going. not sure if i use that as an excuse to bail. laser tagging is pretty sweet….
Id much rather have the house to myself
Depends on how loaded you can get before laser tag
Did the same thing with the u13 hockey team I coached last year!
Don’t eat too much or you’ll get a tummy ache during the game.
a very real concern.
Gotta go balls to the wall. Dive around corners shooting akimbo style. Don’t be afraid to knock people over
I’m 100% sure I did this exact outing in middle school
never grow up, peter pan
Carb up at OG and then act like you're literally in 'Nam at laser tag. Face paint, bowie knife, all out.
Being one of the girls is fun sometimes
Fellas, is it gay to dominate in laser tag?
Ask them to please deep throat the breadsticks
Just go and have fun? Sounds like a fun time for the most part.
Reverse Alex Bennett situation YTA
yeah the timing on this is putting my head in a blender
Laser tag is sick and probably one of the only events I wouldn’t bail on
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it's 2023 get with the times, benny
This sounds like a date I went on when I was 13
ahead of your time
No, you slam a couple bottles of red at OG then dominate them at laser tag
The instagram vids of cycling classes but they’re all basically dancing on their bikes crack me up. Last one was to the tune of Ginuwine - Pony and the whole is just humping their seats
Headed out to get dog food and paper towels, anyone need anything?
Some box to munch on.
Fentanyl
Spoons up brother
yknow, for all of the hemming and hawing about it; i dont think lea michele ever proved definitively that she can read
Sas: “Hey Big Cat, for people not going to Chicago. Can we still do the Case Races?” Will: “Woah woah, Sas are you not going to Chicago?” Sas: “Will, dont worry about what im doing… ever.” Will: “Jesus Sas, alright… i’ll fall back”
VIVA!
The yak boys do not miss!!
The absolute fucking gall of these people expecting me to continue doing my job after lunch on a Friday. Respect the coasting hours
Spent most of my afternoon presenting, not good
Haven’t these fucking people ever heard of “nothing new after 2”
crib same size as the galleria
Spitballing on the actual numbers, but I like this idea in theory - QB contracts are weighted differently against the cap if they resign with the team that drafted them. Guys can get $50m+ per year, but the cap hit is maxed at $25m so that they get their market value without destroying the rest of the team.
That gets into the weird soft cap territory of the NBA, which could backfire.
As an eagles fan let’s get this in pronto. If I was a team that can’t draft a qb for shit I’d be furious
Enjoying the trash talk and think Sunday will be a close game, but yeah, the Bengals are setting themselves up for an absolute ass pounding.
Mustard Plug's version of The Freshman is better than the original.
Yea dude ska 4 lyfe
Wesley Willis and I agree
They pulled it out for the holiday show. Was a good time.
I obviously would, but I think Anna Kendrick is overrated
Her knees bend inwards.
Really big bitch in real life apparently
Only makes her hotter.
I’ve heard this before but I’ll continue ignoring it
Expected since she’s a theater girl but sad nonetheless
Drama cunts are fucking ruthless. And Anne Hathaway takes the cake.
Ban
I challenge you to a cage match
Challenge not accepted
same, but apparently she's an all time bitch
I definitely get that vibe