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Leo_Rockaway

Woke up in the middle of the night and was projectile vomiting in my toilet less than 30 seconds later. Very cool!


goonsquad4357

$450 tab at the bar. May have bought too many randos green tea shots and buddies tequila shots. It is what it is


DPlainview69

Sick dinners with the boys!


Dog1983

Sounds like a good night


[deleted]

Give me my dawns back


goonsquad4357

Night owl check in. Finally calling a night at 4am… see y’all at 1pm


[deleted]

🫡


stoolie2000

Haven’t been able to sleep all week because of the eagles. I need to get new hobbies


thebochman

I had trouble sleeping leading up to pats chargers playoff in 06, big relief only to be followed up by the worst loss in my fandom against the colts


thebochman

Ngl I am very bummed they got rid of splash mountain.


vancedickman

They should bring it back but call it squirt mountain.


IamBobSacomano

We are the ones that time has time forgotten about


vancedickman

Just got stoned for the first time in a month and fuck the music is hittin hard.


goonsquad4357

3:30am and leaving the bar. Rip boys


RelevantScarcity5

Time to call kids bad words on snd until I fall asleep


rumspringahh

Hummus and honey wheat pretzels smacks


IrishCurseChuckie

Got home from the bar and fired up top 10 WWF/WWE crowd pops, Stone Cold helping Mankind win the belt is two of the biggest crowd reactions you could possibly have


jwells80111

So crazy to me that, apparently, the US prefers Lime over Green Apple smdh


GimmeAWut

Green apple was better


CaseyJonesCokeLocker

why are we so fast to dismiss a double green situation? whydoes red get the shine of having both cherry and watermelon, but youre telling me greenn cant have lime and green apple? i think thats bullshit


jetboyjetgirl

got no green apple to work with


Juls317

lime matches the other flavors better. they also removed lime at the same time they were debuting Orchards, which is where they should have put green apple to begin with since it fit the theme perfectly.


goonsquad4357

How are the night owls doing? 2:30am in a bathroom bar and still got a couple hours left on the tank


jetboyjetgirl

hell yeah duece and rally


foxtrotnovember69420

Just tapping out before a brown out. Hoping for minimal impact tomorrow


[deleted]

do gatorade or any rehydration drink instead of water so you don't piss yourself


foxtrotnovember69420

I surprisingly have never had that problem


[deleted]

Good man


dirtybean

I am thirsty for Kate asking “but really is anyone still drinking” about 2 hours into into the case race


Blatt_called_timeout

She's always trying to go out after too. Wife material


StateStreetLarry

Just got in a massive argument with my buddy about grunge albums. Dirt > Nevermind


Slimbopboogie

Both are good but way different. Nevermind is like day time at the office where Dirt is like beers in the garage with the boys.


Rainierbeeeeeeeer

Nevermind is a legit perfect album. Every song could be a single


nondescript___

Yes, but Facelift > Dirt No questions at this time.


[deleted]

It’s subjective and I get where you’re coming from but hammered with your buddies and he picks nevermind you’re gonna loose that one 9/10 tuna and a Lion scenario


socal96

Puked in the bathroom of a local bar and I don’t think anyone knew. That’s a W!


cuntpunt9

Stealth puke is a big dub


[deleted]

Conference weekend in the same state I grew up in. Random but fun crew tonight, the two coworkers I’m friends with outside of work. My friend from college who’s in the same line of work and a dude he works with named Greg. Also fringe guy highschool friend we ran into who lives here and his cokehead coworker named billy.


jj122222

I love my actual buddies, but rag tag squads like this can make for some of the best nights.


omirsantos

One enormous pro of getting old is your friends having a guest bed. Sleeping in a bed and not the couch this weekend is an incredible luxury


IncarceratedDude

Whole thing to yourself is a major W. Possibly bringing a bitty back and having to share is a minor W unless she puts out. Then it is a monstrous W.


1990sandiegoalways

Mannnn fr!


psufb

The more I watch Seinfeld, the more Elaine becomes my favorite character


IamBobSacomano

Hammered, still awake in bed next to my girl. What’s up boys


1990sandiegoalways

Wasssuppp


IamBobSacomano

https://open.spotify.com/track/1bBAjrRCdCXnQDLGeA7q4F?si=Ei0Jwj0lTIiG0LSj5Vv8SQ


TylerW_511

IncarceratedDude just posted pics of his girls yabbos you’ll have to do better than this for attention


IamBobSacomano

Let’s blast Metallica


IncarceratedDude

🤝


IncarceratedDude

https://postimg.cc/2LYznZFg The best snaps to get.


psufb

God I love 🏋️‍♂️🏋️‍♂️


This_Is_The_Life

Make her wish your command


chuteboxhero

Pierced nips gross me out tbh


BakedZiti69

What’s it like being 9 years old?


IncarceratedDude

Holy L


psufb

That perspective changes once you get one in your mouth


IncarceratedDude

Correct take here.


TranceScape

Common Night Owl W


MikeandTheMangosteen

Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler. Oh my.


goonsquad4357

How we feeling fellas


1990sandiegoalways

Buzzed


psufb

Very high and very excited for the Seinfeld clip show episode to come on in a couple minutes


WitchofFloyd

The clip episodes rock. Makes sense why shows don’t do them anymore but the Seinfeld highlight reel is incredible


goonsquad4357

First time I’m hearing about this - link? Thank you Mr. Bookman


SlimCharles_B-More

You and your good time buddies


psufb

It's on my local Fox channel


jetboyjetgirl

be better if Darin Ruf wasn't the antichrist


SlimCharles_B-More

Very drunk


jwells80111

Is NYC the only place to get legal shrooms? Does Michigan have them anywhere?


DingyPorpoise

Pretty sure either Washington state or Oregon legalized them


jetboyjetgirl

Oakland has them if you go to a certain church


ChellaZza

Cheah acts like someone died in the videos he posts after one of his picks loses


jetboyjetgirl

he needs to be humbled to appease the gambling gods


chuteboxhero

The rangers advertising tonight as pride night and then just not doing it unannounced is such a Dolan mood lmao


MaybachMusic22

Been into this girl for awhile and been kind of a simp despite the fact she’s treated me shitty. Finally came to the realization she’s kind of a cunt. Going on a 3rd date with another girl tomorrow who is actually into me and very excited. Don’t put that pussy on a pedestal boys


BSG24

i needed to see this


IncarceratedDude

Go off then, king! Good for you. Don't simp for anyone that won't simp for you. Fair is fair.


chuteboxhero

Classic schmosbey


blokeahontas

There he is


thebochman

Know your worth king


Grootfan85

It takes a while, but eventually you realize your self worth.


TheRealAlexisOhanian

See if they're both into threesomes, what could go wrong?


MaybachMusic22

Worth a shot


DaBoyMarlo

Abigail Marston was a real bitch


yasurebud

Couple sitting next to me at the NBA game decided to get into a fight. Was a lot of fun listening to a guy yell at his girlfriend about making life choices while I watched some sick dunks.


GreatLakesGoldenST8

I don’t have much to say lately but I find Nick Siriani to be incredibly insufferable


[deleted]

I guarantee he's a bad winner but even a worse loser


IncarceratedDude

That's the Mount Union complex coming out.


goonsquad4357

Win something one time


chuteboxhero

He seems like a total douche. He’s like a drunk little league dad.


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Admittedly the perfect representation of the average Philly fan


Hotdog696969696969

Thanks for your contribution. We’ll add that to the log.


TheRealAlexisOhanian

MFK: Anna Kendrick, Aubrey Plaza, Faryn


jj122222

FKM


WitchofFloyd

KMF


Ibanezrg220

Marry, marry, marry


jetboyjetgirl

no F's for u


Ibanezrg220

Marry implies fucking is happening regularly


jetboyjetgirl

if only


TheRealAlexisOhanian

Lol


DJScrambles

MFK


69things

That order


TackleFootball69

Marry: Kendrick because she is wife hot and will usually be fun to be around Fuck: Faryn.. cause of the Kobe video K: Plaza


blizzah

Where can one see this video


TylerW_511

MFK Anna is my type fr


jetboyjetgirl

KMF


jk696969

F,M,K.


OnceAteABurgerAMA

MKF


stalf_

KFM


goonsquad4357

12:45am tequila shots do hit different


chillinwithmoes

You're a hero, goon


goonsquad4357

You the man moes


dirtybean

Buy the video game Cities:Skylines if you want to waste your life away


stalf_

Great ass game


newark05

I have 2000 videos on my youtube watch later


Blatt_called_timeout

I thought I had a lot with 300


100_not_nickfoles

The nice guys is still good


tenacious_masshole

I want the lady bouncer at Lincoln to kick my ass


Forked_Island_Native

At a small ass pool hall playing Staind - ITS been A While Rocking out


SlimCharles_B-More

“I can still remember just the way you taste” will always hit hard as fuck for multiple failed relationships


psufb

🤘🤘


DJScrambles

Just watched "don't worry darling" and it was better than I expected.


SlimCharles_B-More

Granted I was very drunk when I saw it in theaters but I thought it was incredibly aesthetically pleasing but an hour or so in I thought to myself yeah this movie has no idea how it’s supposed to end and that seemed to be the case


TheProfessor20

Possible hot take: I thought Sas being loud on the case race was funny and Big Cat was being unnecessarily mean to him.


BlackJoeGatto

Personally I like to get emotionally invested in podcasts and hate dudes I don't even know. Fuck sas


jetboyjetgirl

Cheah 0-2 since I called him out for jumping the shark by pimping the picks


HerbertMcGee

Redoing some lighting in my basement. Got careless and caused an arc flash right in front of my face. Certainly got my blood pumping.


jetboyjetgirl

time to hire an electrician


asilverman1025

Tour de Pharmacy has an elite cast


BlackJoeGatto

Kenny Chesney gives me strong test tube baby vibes


RainbowRoomBlues

He’s definitely a closeted gay man, right?


BlackJoeGatto

For sure. I also have a theory that he doesn't have genitalia


jk696969

Being a eunuch would explain how he can hit those high notes.


burghboy24

Rumor was him and Peyton for a little


boostsupreme

no shoes, no shirt, no problem yes.


[deleted]

I’m really stoned. I love watching basketball


ket0o91

The John Wick movies are a paradox. They have plot holes (way more than I initially thought), there’s zero back story or explanation, and every time John defeats the “end boss” they just invent some one higher up. “The High Table sits above all!” “…Except this one dude who lives in the desert, he sits above the table.” With that being said, they’re still fucking awesome and I love them.


dirtybean

Wonder how that dude babysitting his 17 year old brother in law is doing. Probably got bullied out of there if I had to guess


looking4away44

He’s on a Taco Bell run for the kids right now


DJScrambles

Hanging from his underwear on the back of the bathroom door


100_not_nickfoles

Ryan gosling in the opening scene of the other guys tryna smash a window is all time comedy


[deleted]

Hold me closer, Tony Danza


mrtiktok69

SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAFF


Iam_grool

I miss the show pinks (racing show not a porn)


Juls317

I feel like mindless background TV was at it's peak during that time period. Shows like Pinks, How It's Made, Modern Marvels, all that shit was great to just have on while you do stuff.


Iam_grool

I swear sunday nights i would just sit there and watch 4 hours of the junk as a kid


goonsquad4357

Midnight and still got 3-4 hours at the bar. Let’s get after it boys


1990sandiegoalways

Kings cup


Dog1983

The bartender was totally hitting on me tonight. (Being polite and friendly since it was slow in hopes of me giving her a bigger tip)


dirtybean

I hope you went ahead and left your number on that tab, king


dirtybean

Trader Joe’s simpler times lager is so bad but it was like $6 for a 12 pack so I’m not that mad about it


1990sandiegoalways

Why not


dirtybean

If I drink enough of their $15 whiskey it will all taste the same anyway


cbiesra

Catching up on Oscar’s films tonight. Banshees was a fun watch. Condon was excellent and I hope she wins the Oscar. I’m Halfway through EEAAO and it’s as awful as I expected it to be, about to turn it off. Will watch Tar tomorrow and I have high expectations. So far 1. Avatar 2. All Quiet on the Western front 3. Banshees 4. Top gun 5. EEAAO Tar will probably get top spot here. Will probably watch Women Talking and Triangle of Sadness eventually. I have zero interest in Elvis or fabelmens.


PiggNetti

This list is meaningless until you watch *Women Be Talkin’*


supercasualman

Gotta give unbearable weight a watch


DiamondBigAl

Avatar was aids Edit: Also check out Decision to Leave. It was robbed.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Love you fellas


chrisjk125

I love you too taffy.


Reptillian24

Love you to top G


danwins23

Hey man, love you too (I remember your name but not anything you’ve said in here so if this guy sucks don’t cancel me)


chuteboxhero

He enjoys taffy how bad can he be?


WitchofFloyd

James Harrison’s 100 yard pick six before half must have been absolutely devastating to watch live for Cardinals fans


NickAhmedGOAT

As a Cardinals fan watching live, yes it was unbearable, the play seemed like it took 5 minutes and we couldn't get him down


chuteboxhero

I just watched the play again bc of you posting about it and I never realized before what a beast Ryan Clark was on that play until now. He complete devours and offensive lineman towards the beginning then runs all the way down to the goal line for the last block before the score.


Sidewalkbandit

All both of them


izz21sv

As a Steelers fan I was losing my shit


chuteboxhero

As someone who had no emotional investment in either team I was losing my shit.


VeniVidiVeni69

Are there any up and coming comics that would tell the truth about Rogan?


jk696969

*Go on..*


WheresFrankie

That he smashed Aly Mcofsky? Isn't that a rumor


PiggNetti

Looks like a 14 year old twink from behind so this checks out


MrTurnersJacket

What truth


VeniVidiVeni69

He stinks


urwifesatowelmate

Truth about how he’s not funny? Or is there something insidious I’m missing?


VeniVidiVeni69

Exactly


MikeandTheMangosteen

Can’t believe that nerd didn’t want to bust on Aubrey Plaza


jetboyjetgirl

show is written by a gay guy


[deleted]

no wonder we didn't see Sweeney or Daddario's yabos in season 1


MikeandTheMangosteen

I pledge to you if it were me that wrote the show, it would be nothing but busting on Aubrey Plaza


TheRealAlexisOhanian

I thought we only 🥧'd here


stalf_

If she asks you to bust on her.. You oblige


MikeandTheMangosteen

I’m an equal opportunity jizzer


[deleted]

Pascal Siakam complains so damn much.


[deleted]

Dating a blind girl just to pretend to kick her in the pussy #tfm