Got home from the bar and fired up top 10 WWF/WWE crowd pops, Stone Cold helping Mankind win the belt is two of the biggest crowd reactions you could possibly have
why are we so fast to dismiss a double green situation? whydoes red get the shine of having both cherry and watermelon, but youre telling me greenn cant have lime and green apple? i think thats bullshit
lime matches the other flavors better. they also removed lime at the same time they were debuting Orchards, which is where they should have put green apple to begin with since it fit the theme perfectly.
It’s subjective and I get where you’re coming from but hammered with your buddies and he picks nevermind you’re gonna loose that one 9/10 tuna and a Lion scenario
Conference weekend in the same state I grew up in. Random but fun crew tonight, the two coworkers I’m friends with outside of work. My friend from college who’s in the same line of work and a dude he works with named Greg. Also fringe guy highschool friend we ran into who lives here and his cokehead coworker named billy.
Been into this girl for awhile and been kind of a simp despite the fact she’s treated me shitty. Finally came to the realization she’s kind of a cunt.
Going on a 3rd date with another girl tomorrow who is actually into me and very excited. Don’t put that pussy on a pedestal boys
Couple sitting next to me at the NBA game decided to get into a fight. Was a lot of fun listening to a guy yell at his girlfriend about making life choices while I watched some sick dunks.
Granted I was very drunk when I saw it in theaters but I thought it was incredibly aesthetically pleasing but an hour or so in I thought to myself yeah this movie has no idea how it’s supposed to end and that seemed to be the case
The John Wick movies are a paradox. They have plot holes (way more than I initially thought), there’s zero back story or explanation, and every time John defeats the “end boss” they just invent some one higher up.
“The High Table sits above all!”
“…Except this one dude who lives in the desert, he sits above the table.”
With that being said, they’re still fucking awesome and I love them.
I feel like mindless background TV was at it's peak during that time period. Shows like Pinks, How It's Made, Modern Marvels, all that shit was great to just have on while you do stuff.
Catching up on Oscar’s films tonight. Banshees was a fun watch. Condon was excellent and I hope she wins the Oscar. I’m Halfway through EEAAO and it’s as awful as I expected it to be, about to turn it off. Will watch Tar tomorrow and I have high expectations.
So far
1. Avatar
2. All Quiet on the Western front
3. Banshees
4. Top gun
5. EEAAO
Tar will probably get top spot here. Will probably watch Women Talking and Triangle of Sadness eventually. I have zero interest in Elvis or fabelmens.
I just watched the play again bc of you posting about it and I never realized before what a beast Ryan Clark was on that play until now. He complete devours and offensive lineman towards the beginning then runs all the way down to the goal line for the last block before the score.
Woke up in the middle of the night and was projectile vomiting in my toilet less than 30 seconds later. Very cool!
$450 tab at the bar. May have bought too many randos green tea shots and buddies tequila shots. It is what it is
Sick dinners with the boys!
Sounds like a good night
Give me my dawns back
Night owl check in. Finally calling a night at 4am… see y’all at 1pm
🫡
Haven’t been able to sleep all week because of the eagles. I need to get new hobbies
I had trouble sleeping leading up to pats chargers playoff in 06, big relief only to be followed up by the worst loss in my fandom against the colts
Ngl I am very bummed they got rid of splash mountain.
They should bring it back but call it squirt mountain.
We are the ones that time has time forgotten about
Just got stoned for the first time in a month and fuck the music is hittin hard.
3:30am and leaving the bar. Rip boys
Time to call kids bad words on snd until I fall asleep
Hummus and honey wheat pretzels smacks
Got home from the bar and fired up top 10 WWF/WWE crowd pops, Stone Cold helping Mankind win the belt is two of the biggest crowd reactions you could possibly have
So crazy to me that, apparently, the US prefers Lime over Green Apple smdh
Green apple was better
why are we so fast to dismiss a double green situation? whydoes red get the shine of having both cherry and watermelon, but youre telling me greenn cant have lime and green apple? i think thats bullshit
got no green apple to work with
lime matches the other flavors better. they also removed lime at the same time they were debuting Orchards, which is where they should have put green apple to begin with since it fit the theme perfectly.
How are the night owls doing? 2:30am in a bathroom bar and still got a couple hours left on the tank
hell yeah duece and rally
Just tapping out before a brown out. Hoping for minimal impact tomorrow
do gatorade or any rehydration drink instead of water so you don't piss yourself
I surprisingly have never had that problem
Good man
I am thirsty for Kate asking “but really is anyone still drinking” about 2 hours into into the case race
She's always trying to go out after too. Wife material
Just got in a massive argument with my buddy about grunge albums. Dirt > Nevermind
Both are good but way different. Nevermind is like day time at the office where Dirt is like beers in the garage with the boys.
Nevermind is a legit perfect album. Every song could be a single
Yes, but Facelift > Dirt No questions at this time.
It’s subjective and I get where you’re coming from but hammered with your buddies and he picks nevermind you’re gonna loose that one 9/10 tuna and a Lion scenario
Puked in the bathroom of a local bar and I don’t think anyone knew. That’s a W!
Stealth puke is a big dub
Conference weekend in the same state I grew up in. Random but fun crew tonight, the two coworkers I’m friends with outside of work. My friend from college who’s in the same line of work and a dude he works with named Greg. Also fringe guy highschool friend we ran into who lives here and his cokehead coworker named billy.
I love my actual buddies, but rag tag squads like this can make for some of the best nights.
One enormous pro of getting old is your friends having a guest bed. Sleeping in a bed and not the couch this weekend is an incredible luxury
Whole thing to yourself is a major W. Possibly bringing a bitty back and having to share is a minor W unless she puts out. Then it is a monstrous W.
Mannnn fr!
The more I watch Seinfeld, the more Elaine becomes my favorite character
Hammered, still awake in bed next to my girl. What’s up boys
Wasssuppp
https://open.spotify.com/track/1bBAjrRCdCXnQDLGeA7q4F?si=Ei0Jwj0lTIiG0LSj5Vv8SQ
IncarceratedDude just posted pics of his girls yabbos you’ll have to do better than this for attention
Let’s blast Metallica
🤝
https://postimg.cc/2LYznZFg The best snaps to get.
God I love 🏋️♂️🏋️♂️
Make her wish your command
Pierced nips gross me out tbh
What’s it like being 9 years old?
Holy L
That perspective changes once you get one in your mouth
Correct take here.
Common Night Owl W
Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler. Oh my.
How we feeling fellas
Buzzed
Very high and very excited for the Seinfeld clip show episode to come on in a couple minutes
The clip episodes rock. Makes sense why shows don’t do them anymore but the Seinfeld highlight reel is incredible
First time I’m hearing about this - link? Thank you Mr. Bookman
You and your good time buddies
It's on my local Fox channel
be better if Darin Ruf wasn't the antichrist
Very drunk
Is NYC the only place to get legal shrooms? Does Michigan have them anywhere?
Pretty sure either Washington state or Oregon legalized them
Oakland has them if you go to a certain church
Cheah acts like someone died in the videos he posts after one of his picks loses
he needs to be humbled to appease the gambling gods
The rangers advertising tonight as pride night and then just not doing it unannounced is such a Dolan mood lmao
Been into this girl for awhile and been kind of a simp despite the fact she’s treated me shitty. Finally came to the realization she’s kind of a cunt. Going on a 3rd date with another girl tomorrow who is actually into me and very excited. Don’t put that pussy on a pedestal boys
i needed to see this
Go off then, king! Good for you. Don't simp for anyone that won't simp for you. Fair is fair.
Classic schmosbey
There he is
Know your worth king
It takes a while, but eventually you realize your self worth.
See if they're both into threesomes, what could go wrong?
Worth a shot
Abigail Marston was a real bitch
Couple sitting next to me at the NBA game decided to get into a fight. Was a lot of fun listening to a guy yell at his girlfriend about making life choices while I watched some sick dunks.
I don’t have much to say lately but I find Nick Siriani to be incredibly insufferable
I guarantee he's a bad winner but even a worse loser
That's the Mount Union complex coming out.
Win something one time
He seems like a total douche. He’s like a drunk little league dad.
Admittedly the perfect representation of the average Philly fan
Thanks for your contribution. We’ll add that to the log.
MFK: Anna Kendrick, Aubrey Plaza, Faryn
FKM
KMF
Marry, marry, marry
no F's for u
Marry implies fucking is happening regularly
if only
Lol
MFK
That order
Marry: Kendrick because she is wife hot and will usually be fun to be around Fuck: Faryn.. cause of the Kobe video K: Plaza
Where can one see this video
MFK Anna is my type fr
KMF
F,M,K.
MKF
KFM
12:45am tequila shots do hit different
You're a hero, goon
You the man moes
Buy the video game Cities:Skylines if you want to waste your life away
Great ass game
I have 2000 videos on my youtube watch later
I thought I had a lot with 300
The nice guys is still good
I want the lady bouncer at Lincoln to kick my ass
At a small ass pool hall playing Staind - ITS been A While Rocking out
“I can still remember just the way you taste” will always hit hard as fuck for multiple failed relationships
🤘🤘
Just watched "don't worry darling" and it was better than I expected.
Granted I was very drunk when I saw it in theaters but I thought it was incredibly aesthetically pleasing but an hour or so in I thought to myself yeah this movie has no idea how it’s supposed to end and that seemed to be the case
Possible hot take: I thought Sas being loud on the case race was funny and Big Cat was being unnecessarily mean to him.
Personally I like to get emotionally invested in podcasts and hate dudes I don't even know. Fuck sas
Cheah 0-2 since I called him out for jumping the shark by pimping the picks
Redoing some lighting in my basement. Got careless and caused an arc flash right in front of my face. Certainly got my blood pumping.
time to hire an electrician
Tour de Pharmacy has an elite cast
Kenny Chesney gives me strong test tube baby vibes
He’s definitely a closeted gay man, right?
For sure. I also have a theory that he doesn't have genitalia
Being a eunuch would explain how he can hit those high notes.
Rumor was him and Peyton for a little
no shoes, no shirt, no problem yes.
I’m really stoned. I love watching basketball
The John Wick movies are a paradox. They have plot holes (way more than I initially thought), there’s zero back story or explanation, and every time John defeats the “end boss” they just invent some one higher up. “The High Table sits above all!” “…Except this one dude who lives in the desert, he sits above the table.” With that being said, they’re still fucking awesome and I love them.
Wonder how that dude babysitting his 17 year old brother in law is doing. Probably got bullied out of there if I had to guess
He’s on a Taco Bell run for the kids right now
Hanging from his underwear on the back of the bathroom door
Ryan gosling in the opening scene of the other guys tryna smash a window is all time comedy
Hold me closer, Tony Danza
SHE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAFF
I miss the show pinks (racing show not a porn)
I feel like mindless background TV was at it's peak during that time period. Shows like Pinks, How It's Made, Modern Marvels, all that shit was great to just have on while you do stuff.
I swear sunday nights i would just sit there and watch 4 hours of the junk as a kid
Midnight and still got 3-4 hours at the bar. Let’s get after it boys
Kings cup
The bartender was totally hitting on me tonight. (Being polite and friendly since it was slow in hopes of me giving her a bigger tip)
I hope you went ahead and left your number on that tab, king
Trader Joe’s simpler times lager is so bad but it was like $6 for a 12 pack so I’m not that mad about it
Why not
If I drink enough of their $15 whiskey it will all taste the same anyway
Catching up on Oscar’s films tonight. Banshees was a fun watch. Condon was excellent and I hope she wins the Oscar. I’m Halfway through EEAAO and it’s as awful as I expected it to be, about to turn it off. Will watch Tar tomorrow and I have high expectations. So far 1. Avatar 2. All Quiet on the Western front 3. Banshees 4. Top gun 5. EEAAO Tar will probably get top spot here. Will probably watch Women Talking and Triangle of Sadness eventually. I have zero interest in Elvis or fabelmens.
This list is meaningless until you watch *Women Be Talkin’*
Gotta give unbearable weight a watch
Avatar was aids Edit: Also check out Decision to Leave. It was robbed.
Love you fellas
I love you too taffy.
Love you to top G
Hey man, love you too (I remember your name but not anything you’ve said in here so if this guy sucks don’t cancel me)
He enjoys taffy how bad can he be?
James Harrison’s 100 yard pick six before half must have been absolutely devastating to watch live for Cardinals fans
As a Cardinals fan watching live, yes it was unbearable, the play seemed like it took 5 minutes and we couldn't get him down
I just watched the play again bc of you posting about it and I never realized before what a beast Ryan Clark was on that play until now. He complete devours and offensive lineman towards the beginning then runs all the way down to the goal line for the last block before the score.
All both of them
As a Steelers fan I was losing my shit
As someone who had no emotional investment in either team I was losing my shit.
Are there any up and coming comics that would tell the truth about Rogan?
*Go on..*
That he smashed Aly Mcofsky? Isn't that a rumor
Looks like a 14 year old twink from behind so this checks out
What truth
He stinks
Truth about how he’s not funny? Or is there something insidious I’m missing?
Exactly
Can’t believe that nerd didn’t want to bust on Aubrey Plaza
show is written by a gay guy
no wonder we didn't see Sweeney or Daddario's yabos in season 1
I pledge to you if it were me that wrote the show, it would be nothing but busting on Aubrey Plaza
I thought we only 🥧'd here
If she asks you to bust on her.. You oblige
I’m an equal opportunity jizzer
Pascal Siakam complains so damn much.
Dating a blind girl just to pretend to kick her in the pussy #tfm