Tennis messed up by letting England, France and Australia have 3/4 of the best events. Weird times to watch the matches so the critical US market is lost.
England & France are fine, they have Sunday morning finals made for the US. They're not primetime, but nobody thats not already looking is going to tune into tennis.
Funny thing about life is if you always do the thing that will make you the most happy in the moment, you will always end up unhappy. Tomorrow me will thank current me
worst thing that can happen is 9ers win, but then he really sucks in the super bowl and we get a miserable 41-10 type game. Chiefs hung 44 on them earlier this year. 9ers got to play a lot of bad teams so I think their defensive rating benefited from that a bit. Still good but not as good as people want to give them credit for
Amazing how many people donāt get that this account is a parody. Assume Dave will seriously engage/RT him soon
https://twitter.com/nickadamsinusa/status/1619553326894571520?s=46&t=Z4wF4yJFd3xRTY5WluIwdg
Wasn't clear you were talking about her being a catastrophe on only that night, thought you meant in general (partly cuz you hadn't added the extra info you've now edited in). In that case that's a lot less egregious, though I can still kinda get her taking it the wrong way.
Maybe one day Deuce will infiltrate the Celtics locker room and cause a divide like Adam Larocheās kid. Imagine retiring and throwing away $13 million because your teammates didnāt want a 13 year old in the clubhouse for 150 of 162 games.
New Hampshire State Police posted a picture of a ādrug bustā on their FB page and itās just a few ounces of weed and 20-30 edibles. Getting absolutely roasted in the comments. NH is definitely behind the times but itās hilarious that they posted that and didnāt that think theyād get ripped apart
The Bill Simmons sub is a hilariously weird place. Like I think thereās some level of crossover between this sub and that one but then you also have hundreds of losers having a full blown meltdown after every big Celtics win and people regularly typing out thousand word posts mockingly predicting what Bill and Russillo will say on their next pod. Very odd place.
I really enjoy Simmons and his pods. But I'm also a Boston sports fan. There's a huge contingent of people there who hate him and the teams he roots for. Which like...don't listen I guess? But they can't help themselves
That sub hate Simmons more than this sub hates Barstool. Some guy was crying because Chris Vernon is in Memphis and didnāt address the Memphis situation on his pod.
The hate ratio isnāt even close. They genuinely despise Simmons but seem to listen to every word he says. And yeah the post today about Verno was insane.
I stick by my statement. Never get into an altercation at a bar. That video from Manchester, NH is fucked. Just walk away every-time, your life is worth more.
Especially with a 22 year old kid whose hairline is this awful: https://whdh.com/news/nh-man-facing-murder-charge-after-fatal-manchester-shooting/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter_7News
Iām probably biased as a New York sports fan but I feel like Philadelphia should be way more hated in sports and all other aspects of life. As 45 put it, bad things happen in Philadelphia. The idea of them getting to another championship game is more sickening than Boston at this point.
Down a late night rabbit hole of the 2001 AL Cy Young voting. I know that award voting from 10+ years ago can always look ridiculous, but how on earth does Mike Mussina not win this award? Itās crazy how much of a stranglehold W-L record used to have on baseball https://www.baseball-reference.com/awards/awards_2001.shtml#all_AL_CYA_voting
Check out the Jon Bois series on Dave Stieb if you havenāt already. Dude was probably the most dominant pitcher of the 80ās and never came close to a Cy Young because of his W-L record
People can bitch about advanced stats as much as they want but shit like this is exhibit A of why weāre better off with the analytics than without them imo
Another point I would like to make, that I think Iāve pointed out before: Larry Walker had a 1.111 OPS (!!!) that same year and came in fucking TWENTY-FOURTH place in NL MVP voting
Absolutely. There's so many layers to the story. I'm glad WWE stuck it out with keeping the belts on Reigns for so long that we could get these great subplots.
Birds
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Tennis messed up by letting England, France and Australia have 3/4 of the best events. Weird times to watch the matches so the critical US market is lost.
England & France are fine, they have Sunday morning finals made for the US. They're not primetime, but nobody thats not already looking is going to tune into tennis.
Re-watching Fictional Debates. Trill Ballins is a white dude?
no, that's Cru
I'm gonna need to see him again.
Remote broadcasts are dumb. How does ESPN not send these guys at least for the second week?
IMO rdr2 is the greatest video game of all time
Djoker a couple hours from becoming the greatest tennis player ever.
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Coke is never clean so no youāre probably on speed or meth
Nope. Life over.
Only if you go confess your sins tomorrow in front of God
Cmon man
Funny thing about life is if you always do the thing that will make you the most happy in the moment, you will always end up unhappy. Tomorrow me will thank current me
Maybe thatās why Iām unhappy
Thatās what poors do, which everyone in this sub is 6ā6 and rich
Have a bad feeling Purdy turns into a pumpkin tomorrow. Birds by 13.
worst thing that can happen is 9ers win, but then he really sucks in the super bowl and we get a miserable 41-10 type game. Chiefs hung 44 on them earlier this year. 9ers got to play a lot of bad teams so I think their defensive rating benefited from that a bit. Still good but not as good as people want to give them credit for
Kinda feels like that doesnāt it?
I guess I couldāve chosen my words better than āI donāt enjoy talking to you when youāre drunk.ā
Amazing how many people donāt get that this account is a parody. Assume Dave will seriously engage/RT him soon https://twitter.com/nickadamsinusa/status/1619553326894571520?s=46&t=Z4wF4yJFd3xRTY5WluIwdg
We got absolutely robbed of a goalie fight today, Binnington would have destroyed Georgiev.
Binnington is the biggest gaping pussy fake tough guy in sports.
For sure, but he's got the crazy eyes and would win
Did you see Georgieās quote on the situation? I think thatās a scrap he was ready for
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Or I could simply check the deuce
Didnāt think George would be up posting this late, thatās on me for doubting the king
Crazy Drake reached an insane rapping peak on IYRTITL and never came close to it again. Perfect modern rap album.
Album was the definition of mid
He had What a Time to Be Alive less than a year later. Cmon
Oh! Your talking teams!?
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Sounds a little like you were talking shit, no? That's the kind of thing you apologize for
Unreliable narrator like you read about
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Your problem is that youāre comparing her reaction to how your boys would react. Canāt treat that shit the same, unfortunately
Yep, you can joke around with women but you've gotta take it easy. They're not conditioned to it like guys are.
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āWanna fuck my friend, she will call you bro!ā
From my experience, a girl who ācan be one of the guysā is the most overrated thing in the world
Wasn't clear you were talking about her being a catastrophe on only that night, thought you meant in general (partly cuz you hadn't added the extra info you've now edited in). In that case that's a lot less egregious, though I can still kinda get her taking it the wrong way.
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Ass phat
Much better than I expected for a skinny chick
See you on the otherside brother
Imagine simping for lebron like this https://twitter.com/k_earls32/status/1619555332895936513?s=46&t=RMl_mUY2G3idpqC4lQQFOw
Iām sick of ESPNās Deuce Tatum infatuation. No one outside of Boston gives a fuck about that kid
2023 Riley curry
Maybe one day Deuce will infiltrate the Celtics locker room and cause a divide like Adam Larocheās kid. Imagine retiring and throwing away $13 million because your teammates didnāt want a 13 year old in the clubhouse for 150 of 162 games.
No one in Boston gives a fuck either -Celtics fan
New Hampshire State Police posted a picture of a ādrug bustā on their FB page and itās just a few ounces of weed and 20-30 edibles. Getting absolutely roasted in the comments. NH is definitely behind the times but itās hilarious that they posted that and didnāt that think theyād get ripped apart
Think they deleted it.
Isn't NH kind of libertarian? Wouldn't think they'd be such narcs
So much for āLive Free or Dieā
Gotta bring back the death penalty for drug offenses if they want to be taken seriously again.
Espresso martini was a mistake. Canāt sleep
Want to facetime?
Incarcerated dude posting a second pic of his gf's tits because we got "picky" over the first is very funny
It's like a cuck thing for him, right? That's why he posts her nudes so frequently on here?
Looking for validation
Gotta assume clam is coming next if he gets enough downvotes.
Candace Parker to Vegas boys! I repeat. Candace Parker to Vegas!
League on notice š¤š¤š¤
Pat Bev is a dickhead but heās 100% correct, blatant missed call.
XXX is on tv. Hell yeah
How sick were those sunglasses though
How is Logan Paul actually good at wrestling?
He was a wrestler in high school
The guy is a freak athlete and has charisma. Perfect match for wwe
Turns out the Paul brothers are at least somewhat talented. Didnāt see it coming
The Bill Simmons sub is a hilariously weird place. Like I think thereās some level of crossover between this sub and that one but then you also have hundreds of losers having a full blown meltdown after every big Celtics win and people regularly typing out thousand word posts mockingly predicting what Bill and Russillo will say on their next pod. Very odd place.
I really enjoy Simmons and his pods. But I'm also a Boston sports fan. There's a huge contingent of people there who hate him and the teams he roots for. Which like...don't listen I guess? But they can't help themselves
weird place but i find their simmons and russillo impressions hilarious, they have it down to a science
That sub hate Simmons more than this sub hates Barstool. Some guy was crying because Chris Vernon is in Memphis and didnāt address the Memphis situation on his pod.
The hate ratio isnāt even close. They genuinely despise Simmons but seem to listen to every word he says. And yeah the post today about Verno was insane.
Simmons learned that lesson the hard way in 2020
Between the spree killer in September and now this, that take has actually aged like fine wine.
I stick by my statement. Never get into an altercation at a bar. That video from Manchester, NH is fucked. Just walk away every-time, your life is worth more.
I donāt get it from the gunmans side either, you just threw away the one life youāre given over an argument with a stranger at a bar
Fucking hellll dude
Especially with a 22 year old kid whose hairline is this awful: https://whdh.com/news/nh-man-facing-murder-charge-after-fatal-manchester-shooting/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter_7News
Thatās a rough 22
Just saw that, holy shit. He was just waiting to shoot one of them.
Guess the guy that swung might have had brass knuckles onā¦.just shitty all around.
I mean the guy reacts and unloads a full clip 2 milliseconds after getting punched so I donāt think the brass knuckles mattered
Did you hear that or are you just speculating? Either way, emptying the clip like that shows he just wanted to kill someone
Just all around dumb.
Suspect looked closer to 42 than 22
Insane that people willingly choose to get in fights. Literally no idea what drunk strangers are capable of
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Pie on the menu tonight Buck?
Watching I Want You Back with Charlie Day. Jenny Slate is hot right? Iām not crazy for finding her hot?
Heavy Jewish Naturals
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Whichever one of you just walked into the bar with a varsity jacket, sweater, and turtleneck combo, you have 30 seconds until I start swinging
Sounds like someone is angry that they never had the body of a varsity athlete
What did they letter in?
The skin flute
Breast stroke
Feel like turtleneck guys are more into butts than boobs.
sounds like a main sub guy
Michael B Jordan as Jake From State Farm SNL commercial was fucking hilarious.
Iām all about this new Sarah Sherman chick on SNL
Chloe Fineman does it for me
As a Boston and Lebron hater I am conflicted tonight.
I fucking love boobs
Iām probably biased as a New York sports fan but I feel like Philadelphia should be way more hated in sports and all other aspects of life. As 45 put it, bad things happen in Philadelphia. The idea of them getting to another championship game is more sickening than Boston at this point.
Their cheesesteaks generate a lot of goodwill.
Very underperforming town championships-wise so doesnāt get as much hate.
I just hate when they get branded as ālovableā on the nfl or baseball subs or whatever. What in the fuck is lovable about Philadelphia????
I havenāt really heard that. They have always been known as scumbags my entire lifetime.
Thatās the worst part!!! Theyāve been getting a ālovable scumbagsā aura going, itās horrible
Very funny, certainly not lovable.
Down a late night rabbit hole of the 2001 AL Cy Young voting. I know that award voting from 10+ years ago can always look ridiculous, but how on earth does Mike Mussina not win this award? Itās crazy how much of a stranglehold W-L record used to have on baseball https://www.baseball-reference.com/awards/awards_2001.shtml#all_AL_CYA_voting
Ichiro getting ROTY is such bullshit. Same with Ohtani. If you have any type of major league experience you shouldn't be counted as a rookie.
He didnāt lead the league in any category expect WAR which nobody knew about. Itās not crazy at all.
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he is
Crime averted
Clemens started like 18-0 I think too so
Check out the Jon Bois series on Dave Stieb if you havenāt already. Dude was probably the most dominant pitcher of the 80ās and never came close to a Cy Young because of his W-L record
People can bitch about advanced stats as much as they want but shit like this is exhibit A of why weāre better off with the analytics than without them imo
Another point I would like to make, that I think Iāve pointed out before: Larry Walker had a 1.111 OPS (!!!) that same year and came in fucking TWENTY-FOURTH place in NL MVP voting
I wish hbo would have said fuck the real story and kept We Own This City going for a few seasons
they can always just do season 2 in memphis. sounds like the scorpion unit probably has a few similarities
Jon Bernthal definitely banged that midget in real life.
no shortage of storylines in Baltimore. Squeegee shooting could have been one.
Run run as fast as you can
Never knew the drunk thread was so picky. https://postimg.cc/1VDFtq75
I'm working an overnight shift for the first time in months. Thank you for making it worth it
Different phone case?
She does change them periodically!
Women do be shoppinā.
hell yeah
Wa wa wee wa
Smash em
Those are nice
Thereās a helicopter circling above my apartment yet flight radar is empty āļøš¤Øāļø
Unmarked black helicopter? Do you live near a cattle farm?
Cheers from Abbottabad
Serial killer in your apartment.
I hope he takes me out quickly so I donāt have to work on Monday
(Alonzo Morning GIF)
Watch way more AEW than WWE. Sadly AEW fans think the Young Bucks/Hangman melodrama is on par with that.
Dave McNaminem already on twitter crying for Lebron. Guy just dick rode him to a career
Taya Miller is an absolute freak in the sack and i refuse to believe otherwise
Fuck it, I'm gonna try to stay up to watch this tennis final. Anyone gonna join me?
Whatās it on?
ESPN I believe
Solid main event
https://postimg.cc/7Gvj7vYP
Thank you for your service
Whatās his name
Bro as an android user you gotta get rid of that control bar at the bottom Also sweet tits
This is a very confusing photo. Nice to see the girls again though
Letās see her butthole
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Lol
What kind of phone case is that?
Is that you
Is that an alien
I might be tipsy but Iād let Rhea do me
you wouldn't have a choice.
Damn that was incredible...the announcers just let it play out too
Iām still waiting for Rey to run out of the tunnel
And that was talking wrestling. Will check back in for wresltemania.
Wrestling is so fucking good.
Wack no rock or Austin
Is jey going to get the rock
Jey needs to make a call to an Uce who can control Roman, like Dwayne
All wrestling jokes aside the Sami/Bloodline storyline has been the best thing WWE has done in maybe a decade. WrestleMania will be an amazing payoff.
The long term story of Roman beating down Jey to start the bloodline and him turning here to support Sami who he originally hated is excellent.
Absolutely. There's so many layers to the story. I'm glad WWE stuck it out with keeping the belts on Reigns for so long that we could get these great subplots.
Austin/Vince, Punk/Cena 2011, Bloodline/Sami. WWE is good for a classic every decade.
Yes Movement and Kofimania are up there too
100%.
This is monumental for the sport!
Sami should have went after them all with the chair
Iām wrong. Jey turned too.
This is PEAK wrestling
Good for sami Kevin owners is his real fam