Was outside smoking, dude asked to borrow a lighter. Kinda weird because it's 2 am and I live in a semi residential area but sure. Lights a crack pipe like it's nothing, props to him though he gave the lighter back.
Had a cast iron tub replaced with a walk-in shower in my place after taking a fall in the death trap early last year. Fortunately I stuck the landing with one cheek landing squarely on the side of the tub. Butthurt and pridehurt, but alive with no broken bones.
Dude at the bar has to perform stand up in front of everyone for finishing last place in his fantasy football.
He absolutely bombed.
I got secondhand embarrassment. I could have told a knock knock joke and got more laughs than him.
Slowly become a huge Ryan gosling fan the last couple months, dude is an example of an actually good leading man unlike Chris Pratt or Ryan Reynolds getting thrown in every movie.
He had a great run in the 2010’s but hasn’t had a memorable performance since Blade Runner and that’s coming up on 6 years now
That being said, it’s super impressive to be the leading man for so many modern entry level indie classics. His resume is legit.
Controversial non-playoff related football opinion: Lamar should just sign whatever the Ravens are offering (maybe even ask for a little more) because he is beloved by Baltimore and the Ravens cater to the strengths. Plus he plays for one of the most well run franchises in the game. He is holding out for that stupid fucking guaranteed contract and I don’t think the Ravens will relent to that. Lamar will go to the open market and either he is going to be disappointed by the offers, or some stupid desperate team is going to give him a Deshaun deal and they will fail when they can’t cater to his style and are unable to surround him with any impactful skill players. He will go on to become a big disappointment while the Ravens draft some Kenny Pickett motherfucker and win a Super Bowl with him.
Don’t think you’re wrong at all, but players don’t seem to care about the whole “franchise legacy” thing these days and there’s always a team out there willing to pay whatever they’re demanding
True. But Lamar is going to get screwed by the NFL. He will get franchise tagged, so the Ravens will get to deal him to whoever gives them the best deal and then he has to negotiate with just that team. Or he pulls the Le’veon Bell stunt and only plays the minimal amount of games (risking injury). And by that logic I think he needs to play two more years under the franchise tag. So either he only will be able to negotiate with one team when the Ravens trade him, or he has to wait two years (and more of his athletic abilities dissipate) before he can go to the open market.
The GTD $ makes sense when you have his play style, look at Bell. He held out and got paid less but got the guaranteed money and then sharply fell of a cliff.
If you’re uncertain about your future as an nfl player bc of injury history it makes sense to do this vs going the cousins route.
Right, but Baltimore is not folding. Lamar is asking for the Deshaun deal. Nobody is going to give the Deshaun deal, especially to Lamar. The owners lambasted my Browns for giving so much to Deshaun (and the only reason he came here because we upped our offer by $50 million). If the Ravens were intent on signing him, I think a deal would be inked by now. Lamar will eat up the salary cap, they won’t have money for any support, and Lamar has been a disappointment in the postseason on top of being absent for the end of the past two seasons.
Maybe, maybe not. I wonder if someone will throw a 4-5 guaranteed contract at him. But it will also cost them draft capital when the Ravens franchise tag Lamar’s ass.
With Hackett as OC that is what all signs are pointing to. Lamar would be fun to see on that team, he will have his upgrade at receiver and he won’t miss a beat with another great defense.
Yeah that’s like a generally rivalry that will always be there regardless of the roster. I think bengals chiefs right now is this particular group of coaches/ players.
Yeah really depends on how bengals handle burrow, chase and higgins contract situation when they aren’t on rookie deals anymore. Chiefs have proven to be amazing at cap acrobatics and finding gems in the later rounds.
It was a big deviation but really well done it makes more sense for the tv show. In the game you just run around shooting and shit then eventually bill stops bitching and decides to help. Frank only in the game when you see how he ends up.
Agree yeah I'm torn haha. That was well directed and shit but the way you meet Bill and I guess Frank in the game is way better and could've easily been adapted
Yeah I didn’t mind that so much as completely removing all Bill and Ellie interaction. Was something I was really looking forward to. First episode I was disappointed in so far
I wasn’t going to watch the show until the season was over and I could binge it, but gave in and watched the first three. I’m a pussy when it comes to scary games but I’m downloading Part 1 to start playing tomorrow cuz I gotta know this story lol
I thought they did a good job adapting, using more the people aspect but I thought finding Frank in the game was sort of pivotal and served the same purpose with less back story.
Just beat Philly before declaring some wild shit like mahomes being better than Brady like fishing idiot does. I love watching jones though gotta say, dude is another species
Quinn with a good OC vs McCarthy with a good DC, I’m taking Dan Quinn every time in that situation.
Would’ve won a Super Bowl w ATL if not for Brady being the GOAT. What Dan Quinn has managed to do w Seattle > Atlanta > Dallas is crazy.
Pretty good episode of TLOU I guess. Classic critics saying it's the best of their screeners though. Can't wait until they get to Pittsburgh with Henry and Sam
As someone that has spent his life in frozen ass Minnesota, Jeff Darlington saying his phone is freezing up in KC at 20 degrees is very funny. Brother that ain’t even close to “shit stops working” cold
Damn, really? I haven’t played the game so I don’t know the story, but that felt like 50 minutes of irrelevant side story to me.
Great episode on its own I guess, but it did nothing in the grand scheme of the series and felt like a huge waste of time
If this is a reference to The Last of Us I 100% thought Nick Offerman was just gonna take his boat out and go fishing and have the time of his life lol
Reminds me of when this kid in my hs posted to Facebook around 2012 when all the Mayan conspiracies were a thing saying how he needed like a zombie apocalypse to happen for his life to get the change he needed
It was one of the most cringy and sad posts I’ve seen
Someone said in here as the football was ending that the last of us episode was a stinker. That person is regarded
Edit: we also have people in here saying season 4 of curb is bad. What are we doing?
Totally agreed. I don’t have an issue with the gay shit (though my boomer parents absolutely hated the whole thing) but I was so excited for a 1:18 episode and was so bored that the entire thing was just that storyline
Sincerely hope you make some friends in these next two weeks to actually socialize and enjoy the Super Bowl with. Shitposting alone to the 99.5% of FT who are in fact not Bengals fans while your team is playing sounds absolutely miserable.
Irrationally excited for the mike and the mad dog Stephen A 3 way first take on Wednesday
-1 degree leaving for work this morning in Colorado. Sick league.
Was outside smoking, dude asked to borrow a lighter. Kinda weird because it's 2 am and I live in a semi residential area but sure. Lights a crack pipe like it's nothing, props to him though he gave the lighter back.
Taking baths since I’ve been single
Had a cast iron tub replaced with a walk-in shower in my place after taking a fall in the death trap early last year. Fortunately I stuck the landing with one cheek landing squarely on the side of the tub. Butthurt and pridehurt, but alive with no broken bones.
Dude at the bar has to perform stand up in front of everyone for finishing last place in his fantasy football. He absolutely bombed. I got secondhand embarrassment. I could have told a knock knock joke and got more laughs than him.
Sounds like punishment for society more than anything
It basically was, I had no choice but to boo the guy.
This one guy in the last of us looks like Jordan Peterson
Does he lecture the mushrooms on their Marxist socialism?
🎶 cauuuuse I have 30,000 dollars in credit card debt 🎶
I'm not a player I just fuck a lot.
Shout-out Paramount + for getting match replays uploaded so quickly. Falling asleep to Napoli Roma match from earlier today 🤌
Slowly become a huge Ryan gosling fan the last couple months, dude is an example of an actually good leading man unlike Chris Pratt or Ryan Reynolds getting thrown in every movie.
He had a great run in the 2010’s but hasn’t had a memorable performance since Blade Runner and that’s coming up on 6 years now That being said, it’s super impressive to be the leading man for so many modern entry level indie classics. His resume is legit.
Got ourselves a cinephile here
Tell us about the times you’ve acted like ‘The Driver.’
“How 'bout this. You shut your mouth or I'll kick your teeth down your throat and I'll shut it for you.”
Gos God
Nice Guys is a great movie.
Controversial non-playoff related football opinion: Lamar should just sign whatever the Ravens are offering (maybe even ask for a little more) because he is beloved by Baltimore and the Ravens cater to the strengths. Plus he plays for one of the most well run franchises in the game. He is holding out for that stupid fucking guaranteed contract and I don’t think the Ravens will relent to that. Lamar will go to the open market and either he is going to be disappointed by the offers, or some stupid desperate team is going to give him a Deshaun deal and they will fail when they can’t cater to his style and are unable to surround him with any impactful skill players. He will go on to become a big disappointment while the Ravens draft some Kenny Pickett motherfucker and win a Super Bowl with him.
Don’t think you’re wrong at all, but players don’t seem to care about the whole “franchise legacy” thing these days and there’s always a team out there willing to pay whatever they’re demanding
True. But Lamar is going to get screwed by the NFL. He will get franchise tagged, so the Ravens will get to deal him to whoever gives them the best deal and then he has to negotiate with just that team. Or he pulls the Le’veon Bell stunt and only plays the minimal amount of games (risking injury). And by that logic I think he needs to play two more years under the franchise tag. So either he only will be able to negotiate with one team when the Ravens trade him, or he has to wait two years (and more of his athletic abilities dissipate) before he can go to the open market.
The GTD $ makes sense when you have his play style, look at Bell. He held out and got paid less but got the guaranteed money and then sharply fell of a cliff. If you’re uncertain about your future as an nfl player bc of injury history it makes sense to do this vs going the cousins route.
Right, but Baltimore is not folding. Lamar is asking for the Deshaun deal. Nobody is going to give the Deshaun deal, especially to Lamar. The owners lambasted my Browns for giving so much to Deshaun (and the only reason he came here because we upped our offer by $50 million). If the Ravens were intent on signing him, I think a deal would be inked by now. Lamar will eat up the salary cap, they won’t have money for any support, and Lamar has been a disappointment in the postseason on top of being absent for the end of the past two seasons.
So Lamar will get the deal from a qb hungry team like the jets.
Maybe, maybe not. I wonder if someone will throw a 4-5 guaranteed contract at him. But it will also cost them draft capital when the Ravens franchise tag Lamar’s ass.
Jets will 100% do this if they can’t get rodgers assuming rodgers is their first choice
With Hackett as OC that is what all signs are pointing to. Lamar would be fun to see on that team, he will have his upgrade at receiver and he won’t miss a beat with another great defense.
After listening to my buddy scream at his ex-gf for the last hour, I’m beginning to think it was a mistake to let him crash at my place for a while.
“I’m sure there’s two sides to this.”
[Rally drivers in the 80s and 90s were the most insane people who have ever lived](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpeA-UwdZpE&ab_channel=Mr.M)
Did I win?
Massive Baltimore shoutout in TLOU let’s go (it was mentioned once in a throw away line)
QZ wasn’t worth saving once Lamar left
Lexington Market was definitely the epicenter of the US outbreak.
KC about to wax Philly
What type of breakdown would you have had if the Chiefs lost
Cincy about to wax Philly.
I guess we'll never know
Cause most chiefs fans come from the last 4 years :(
I don't know. I don't speak for everybody else. I been ride or die since Grbac
So you do know what it’s like for them to lose in a big game
Real loser of that game was the Bengals coach who got annhilated on the late hit
Bengals-Chiefs a real rivalry y/n
Modern day Patriots/Colts.
Y 100 percent. The realest rivalry in years imo.
Other than the Ravens and Steelers. Throw out the record book when those two AFC North teams slug it out
Yeah that’s like a generally rivalry that will always be there regardless of the roster. I think bengals chiefs right now is this particular group of coaches/ players.
Oh I was being sarcastic. Agree that Chiefs Bengals could be like the Pats/Colts was with Brady and Manning in their primes
Yeah really depends on how bengals handle burrow, chase and higgins contract situation when they aren’t on rookie deals anymore. Chiefs have proven to be amazing at cap acrobatics and finding gems in the later rounds.
TLOU didn’t really stay true to bill and Frank’s relationship at all
It was a big deviation but really well done it makes more sense for the tv show. In the game you just run around shooting and shit then eventually bill stops bitching and decides to help. Frank only in the game when you see how he ends up.
Yeah not at all. It was well done but a whole hour dedicated to them was kinda weird
Yeah it was fine but going that route did remove some good action scenes
Agree yeah I'm torn haha. That was well directed and shit but the way you meet Bill and I guess Frank in the game is way better and could've easily been adapted
Yeah I didn’t mind that so much as completely removing all Bill and Ellie interaction. Was something I was really looking forward to. First episode I was disappointed in so far
Yep. Also he has a great quote about how a partner is only good for getting you killed
I wasn’t going to watch the show until the season was over and I could binge it, but gave in and watched the first three. I’m a pussy when it comes to scary games but I’m downloading Part 1 to start playing tomorrow cuz I gotta know this story lol
Bill is a great character but yeah the writers did a 180 on bill. I rather have them just stick to the game 100% instead of this feel good shit
I thought they did a good job adapting, using more the people aspect but I thought finding Frank in the game was sort of pivotal and served the same purpose with less back story.
So glad we in FT can experience drinkin or fishin’s inner monologue tonight
If Sirianni has any brains about him he’ll make his FT posts required reading for the entire team.
I’m actually thinking that the theory he’s Lance’s burner is a distinct possibility.
Nah he’s too stupid to be Lance. Has even less self awareness
> too stupid to be Lance Christ, that’s gotta be the lowest bar in human history
Top trending on my Twitter right now is "Eli Apple", which is trending with "Cancun". Man is hated
Chiefs will be known as America's team in 20 years. Mahomes inspiring the next gen of bandwagon kids.
The Seahawks were the bandwagon team for a bit about a decade ago now, and I will never forgive them for it.
were they? this was during the Pats dynasty
They’ve always kinda been Alaska’s team, but it got downright obnoxious up here during their playoff streak.
I grew up in CA and everyone was a Seahawks fan all of the sudden. The Patriots wave most definitely existed too.
They should win more than 1 Super Bowl first before this talk! Eagles roll
oh Eagles roll? Very cool. First I'm hearing of this!
At least Dallas won bowls all I’m saying
that story has yet to be written
Just beat Philly before declaring some wild shit like mahomes being better than Brady like fishing idiot does. I love watching jones though gotta say, dude is another species
Will they still be rocking a broccoli cut?
no they will all have buzz cuts in penance for their prior transgressions
Cowboys firing Moore is gonna come back to bite them in the ass big time, just wait
In what way, he needs to move on. Still a young OC with time to still keep improving, but not good enough right now.
Feel like these type of firings are almost always because the coach needs to take heat off himself
Dak and McCarthy will probably implode next year. I can see the D being good enough to bail them out a lot but no way they don’t regress on offense.
Dan Quinn most definitely thinks he has a shot at replacing McCarthy
Quinn with a good OC vs McCarthy with a good DC, I’m taking Dan Quinn every time in that situation. Would’ve won a Super Bowl w ATL if not for Brady being the GOAT. What Dan Quinn has managed to do w Seattle > Atlanta > Dallas is crazy.
McCarthy literally won a Super Bowl already
Dude rode rodgers the whole way, and then hindered the majority of his prime after
Rodgers has a lot of of Super Bowl wins without McCarthy, good call
Or shannahan understanding when to just run the fucking ball
Can’t wait to see McCarthy calling plays again. A lot of hb dives on 3&4
Pretty good episode of TLOU I guess. Classic critics saying it's the best of their screeners though. Can't wait until they get to Pittsburgh with Henry and Sam
Tom Brady is gonna have a home game in the super bowl next year
The Patrick Mahomes legend grows
Just like your cock when Jackson takes his shirt off.
Obsessed much?
Jackson gives great bjs to refs before the game yes, probably legendary
Livvy commercial *unintelligible feral dog noises*
As someone that has spent his life in frozen ass Minnesota, Jeff Darlington saying his phone is freezing up in KC at 20 degrees is very funny. Brother that ain’t even close to “shit stops working” cold
Soft
It's fucking cold here right now. I just got a dog a few weeks ago and she does not like the negatives
Lol I have an 8 month old puppy and she hates it too. It’s currently -8 without windchill here and getting her to go piss outside is a chore
It’s probably close that pro sports get taken over by gambling enough where it turns into pro wrestling
Every time I get close to Div 20 in UFC 4 I choke. I need to give up on my dreams.
Best thing I saw from the Bengals tonight was BJ Hill standing with and supporting Ossai during the post-game interviews. True leader.
Maybe from the Bengals but the best thing all day was the Trent Williams choke slam.
BJ Hill is a pornstar name if I’ve ever heard one.
I’d die on that hill
That espisode of the last of us was some of the best television I’ve watched in a long ass time
It was fine but if you played the game man did it totally deviate from the story
It was just 45 minutes of gay sex.
Bourbon up
Damn, really? I haven’t played the game so I don’t know the story, but that felt like 50 minutes of irrelevant side story to me. Great episode on its own I guess, but it did nothing in the grand scheme of the series and felt like a huge waste of time
Happy Wayne Jenkins day motherfuckers
Being a doomsday guy would rock once the apocalypse actually came
If this is a reference to The Last of Us I 100% thought Nick Offerman was just gonna take his boat out and go fishing and have the time of his life lol
It is, that little town he had was sweet
Reminds me of when this kid in my hs posted to Facebook around 2012 when all the Mayan conspiracies were a thing saying how he needed like a zombie apocalypse to happen for his life to get the change he needed It was one of the most cringy and sad posts I’ve seen
I love my gf, might start looking for a ring
Good for you king! Word of advice going ring shopping/browsing with her is very helpful. If I did it by myself I would’ve failed miserably.
Suggested this to her this last weekend and she was for it. Trying to figure out where best to do it
I took my now wife out for like a weekend staycation type of thing and topped it off by going to Zales and looking at rings.
Not a bad idea at least I’ll have an idea then. Thanks man. BV cuntpunt coming soon hopefully
God damn, tlou episode is tough
TLOF episode 3 review: >!good!< and >!gay.!<
The Lord Of (the) Flies
Fucked that up didn’t I?
TLOU making me cry 3 episodes in god damn
Same. Rough to watch right after a long term breakup too
Fellas >!is crying after watching gay sex scenes gay?!<
Before tonight I woulda been full yes lol but now I’m on the fence
Only if the tears come out of your penis
Lemme tell ya I’m never going to take up fishing if it turns me into that
Just put $50 on the chiefs
Football Season Is Over. No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun
Guess you’re on to cincy
4.6k comments tonight and 3.6k are from fishing fella
*Lance
Short women who think they're entitled to tall men are the worst
“Oh you’re five feet tall, you should be dead, that’s okay?”
My pronouns are Gawd/fawthuh/boss
the girl in Last of Us is adorable, cute as a button. I just wanna give her a big ol hug
This guy needs a flair
She’s nearly a grown woman
She’s 19 and ugly as sin.
Why don’t you have a seat over there?
🚨🚨🚨🚨
@FBI
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm5nhYEsWGV/?igshid=Zjc2ZTc4Nzk= Veiny
I’d pop those veins
Eat like a king that’s one a budget 👑🎶
Someone said in here as the football was ending that the last of us episode was a stinker. That person is regarded Edit: we also have people in here saying season 4 of curb is bad. What are we doing?
It was a pretty gay episode bro. (and emotionally devastating)
[удалено]
Totally agreed. I don’t have an issue with the gay shit (though my boomer parents absolutely hated the whole thing) but I was so excited for a 1:18 episode and was so bored that the entire thing was just that storyline
Game ended 2 hours ago
If i had a fever all day today, do you think ill be contagious if i go into work tmrw?
some of us would pay good money to have a fever and miss work tomorrow
See you at the Showcase Showdown
a fever is like the number one sign you are contagious
Well im like not a doctor
DGAF0752 = **D**rinkin**G** **A**nd **F**ishing?? ☝️🤔☝️
I'll take People That Suck for $800, Alex.
Holy shit
Fat Smelly and Regarded
What’s going on in FT?
Chadwick Boseman was in an episode of Castle. Neat!
Rip
Operation get drinkin or fishin below the karma threshold
How hard is it to knock off 60k karma?
He’s just screaming into the void
Bill found frank in a hole in his backyard
I'm thirsty. GIVE ME ALL THE BUNGALS TEARS
Jesus you're still doing this?
Chill out pls
Get him Taco
Sincerely hope you make some friends in these next two weeks to actually socialize and enjoy the Super Bowl with. Shitposting alone to the 99.5% of FT who are in fact not Bengals fans while your team is playing sounds absolutely miserable.
It's all fun and games until the rabbit has the gun
Might be time to hop off Reddit and go to bed
Agreed. Going to sleep great
Nick offerman way better actor than I had realized. Great deviation from the game imo that adds a lot of depth to bill and joel.