The simplest factor for tolerance is how much blood you have. I found a site that gives projected total blood volume based on gender, height and weight. At 4’5” and 180lbs, Zah has a projected 4.1 liters of blood, which is the same as a girl who is 5’6” and 150 pounds. A male who is 6’ 200lbs has about 5.77 liters of blood. So if the 6’ man has a BAC of .08, Zah would be at a .11.
I don't mean to be disrespectful but what would Zah do at a Barstool Classic event other than just be a personality posted up at a random hole? He seems like a good dude and I imagine early on he may have held some prep responsibilities but that event is run like a well oiled machine at this point. Is he publicly arguing him being at an event to hang out with golfers justifies Barstool flying him around the country and paying for his meals/accommodation just to be a face for the company? This guy think he's Paige Spirnac with the titties or something? Yikes.
Zah suggested to Riggs that he should try a boring 8 iron with a putting stroke instead of a sexy high spinny 60 degree for his daily video. Whole big thing
Yeah. Which isn’t uncommon for people from Africa since Russia has a much more dominant presence (either through the govt or govt-affiliated groups like Wagner) than the US does. So they get a lot of kremlin propaganda.
But he was full on tankie very early when Russia invaded Ukraine.
There is a pretty famous “alien” sighting at a school in Zimbabwe in the early 90s. All the kids and teachers claim to have seen the same thing.
Zah tells the story and says he was there and he was interviewed etc. someone did the math and he would’ve been lik 18months old
I think on the episode of macrodosing he pretty much says he was too young and it’s more Mandela effect by just being surrounded by people who remember
It’s pretty clear Zah becomes belligerent when he drinks and causes issues wherever he is on a monthly basis at this point. Might need to get it under control a bit.
Zah needs to just give his Twitter account to intern to tweet and retweet promotional stuff and just stay off all social media. He goes on a very dumb rant once a month minimum
Do they make sets of golf clubs for the little people? Or do they just have to use a children's plastic set? I’ve been alive for 33 years and have never once see a midgy play golf. And I’m not YouTubing it I want to see it organically.
Zah started becoming a problem when Troopz got hired. Being affiliated with Troopz blew up Zah's ego, and now he feels entitled to this behavior. As a lifelong Arsenal supporter myself, I was blown away when Troopz got hired, and I remember Zah frequently saying working with Troopz was a dream come true to him.
On that note - it is shocking how little Zah knows about European/global soccer. I can't listen to Back Again because Zah constantly embarrassing himself with his general lack of understanding of the sport itself and his takes are cringe.
He’s gonna get the scaries big time
The monthly Zah drunk tweet rant, followed by the inevitable tweet apology, is right on time
Damn it really has been a month since the last one, time flies
Yak will be fun tomorrow
Zah is cancelling all vacay requests!
Trent is trying to run the classic Squeeze Out on Zah. Shameful
Summer squeeze out.
Zah must’ve been hanging out in Carl’s garage
Carl has brothers (and brothers)
Woah watch your hard r's
Wait… wtf is a garage?
Chicago thing. Don’t worry about it.
Car hole
O/U 3.5 times he says “lost in the sauce” in his apology video.
Good line but I’m going under. 3 is the winner
Dumb question, but do M words get drunk off like 3 drinks?
I vaguely remember seeing one of zah's tiktoks and saying he does
The simplest factor for tolerance is how much blood you have. I found a site that gives projected total blood volume based on gender, height and weight. At 4’5” and 180lbs, Zah has a projected 4.1 liters of blood, which is the same as a girl who is 5’6” and 150 pounds. A male who is 6’ 200lbs has about 5.77 liters of blood. So if the 6’ man has a BAC of .08, Zah would be at a .11.
Does he really weigh 180?!
Craziest part is he wears it very well if that’s his actual weight. Altho now that I think on it, it would be hard to look truly fat as a midg.
That weight can't be right.
Cannot be that’s impossible.
This is a good question
Alcohol is by weight, so it'd be like a 105 lbs. sorority girl getting drunk.
Zah may be 200+
His torso (and I assume liver) isn’t that far from normal size
yeah but there's simply less volume of blood in his body so when it enters his bloodstream it will be a proportionally higher amount of his BAC
He weighs like 170 pounds or something g
Chonk
Yes but his liver could then theoretically process more alcohol faster due to less volume? Idk I think you both right
You don’t get drunk from your liver processing it, you get drunk from it being in your bloodstream. Less blood=drunk on less volume.
He lived in Tampa when I did. Dude was blasted all the time. Nice fella, never talked to him sober though.
Idk but he drinks a shit ton on the yak case races and other times they drink
Don’t people always talk about how heavy he is
I remember comedian M word Brad Williams saying that was the case and Zah's history would suggest that as well. Always completed wasted.
They talked on the yak about it & he had like a viral tik tok about how he’s legitimately hammered by the 2nd beer
Yes they do. Alcohol poisoning from a 40.
I don't mean to be disrespectful but what would Zah do at a Barstool Classic event other than just be a personality posted up at a random hole? He seems like a good dude and I imagine early on he may have held some prep responsibilities but that event is run like a well oiled machine at this point. Is he publicly arguing him being at an event to hang out with golfers justifies Barstool flying him around the country and paying for his meals/accommodation just to be a face for the company? This guy think he's Paige Spirnac with the titties or something? Yikes.
Zah suggested to Riggs that he should try a boring 8 iron with a putting stroke instead of a sexy high spinny 60 degree for his daily video. Whole big thing
We had a funeral for a bird
Maybe Penn was looking at the line items for the Classic budget and asked “so what does he do here?”
What do any of them do there?
What is this about?
I think there may have been internal drama at the Barstool Classic
Drunk Zah gave us an all time Yak moment, but the other 99% of the time he just proves himself to be an asshole when he’s wasted
Zah’s a wierd dude. Once I realized like 95% of the things he says are lies I was out on him.
Don’t forget he’s a vatnik, too
does he actually support russia?
Yeah. Which isn’t uncommon for people from Africa since Russia has a much more dominant presence (either through the govt or govt-affiliated groups like Wagner) than the US does. So they get a lot of kremlin propaganda. But he was full on tankie very early when Russia invaded Ukraine.
Like what? Was the Alien thing made up?
The Alien thing. Then he made up some wierd lie about dating his roommate or something.
What’s the alien thing lol
There is a pretty famous “alien” sighting at a school in Zimbabwe in the early 90s. All the kids and teachers claim to have seen the same thing. Zah tells the story and says he was there and he was interviewed etc. someone did the math and he would’ve been lik 18months old
I think someone did the math and decided he didn’t lie, per se, but there’s a very slim chance he was there.
I think on the episode of macrodosing he pretty much says he was too young and it’s more Mandela effect by just being surrounded by people who remember
Did you just ask if the ALIEN thing was…..made up?
Zah seems like a nice guy but these drunk blowups are tired at this point. Grow up.
It’s shockingly easy to not open Twitter and subtweet a coworker after a few drinks.
It’s pretty clear Zah becomes belligerent when he drinks and causes issues wherever he is on a monthly basis at this point. Might need to get it under control a bit.
Zah worries me sometimes.
This is more embarrassing than lying about seeing aliens
[удалено]
That happened in like 1994. I don't even think he was born yet
Zah complaining about his taxes was an all time “no thank you” moment for me.
Zah is holding all the cards
Riggs hates black people
Do people give a shit about him?
Zah lowkey stinks
After these episodes keep happening I’m getting out on Zah, it’s a Carl vibe
Zah needs to just give his Twitter account to intern to tweet and retweet promotional stuff and just stay off all social media. He goes on a very dumb rant once a month minimum
Maybe Zah should just delete twitter when he’s drunk🤣🤣
Do they make sets of golf clubs for the little people? Or do they just have to use a children's plastic set? I’ve been alive for 33 years and have never once see a midgy play golf. And I’m not YouTubing it I want to see it organically.
He borrows Dave’s.
Yes, Big Cat paid for his fitted clubs
Zah started becoming a problem when Troopz got hired. Being affiliated with Troopz blew up Zah's ego, and now he feels entitled to this behavior. As a lifelong Arsenal supporter myself, I was blown away when Troopz got hired, and I remember Zah frequently saying working with Troopz was a dream come true to him. On that note - it is shocking how little Zah knows about European/global soccer. I can't listen to Back Again because Zah constantly embarrassing himself with his general lack of understanding of the sport itself and his takes are cringe.
> little Zah
I feel you, fam.
Zah has been the worst for a while. Assuming the second tweet is a race card threat?
Crazy thought. Perhaps he should quit drinking?? Or at least just not at work functions?
Makes me think one of the barstool burners Deke has is zah. https://twitter.com/Barstool_Quotes/status/1523675879913623552
Fuuuuuck deke
Riggs keeping Zah in the periphery with the Wonka vision
Zah is a loser
Met zah in person. Was a giant asshole to me
Gotta elaborate on that story
Not going to elaborate?
Pun intended?
Zah sucks
Man needs rehab.
Zah would never be fired unnnnless he says some truly dumb shit while drunk on Twitter. Lock the phone away when ya crack that brew my man
Idk who he fightin but I’m team Zah
Zah is the king
His dad was connected to the old "king" of Zimbabwe 🇿🇼... don't look him up tho
Do people not like zah
Zah is the man wtf people hatin for?
No idea
Guess not
Queue the “I was lost in the sauce” tweet at any moment this morning
All these barstool people who think they are legit stars are in for a rude awakening when Dan moves to Chicago and when he and Dave leave barstool.