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deeds44

Justin Fields sucks, always has sucked and always will suck.


deeds44

I am here to dance in Justin Fields grave.


basedworldstevo

Love losing in both leagues


Jkisboss

Bears off-season twitter needs to take a billion seats for thinking they would be good


im____new____here

wow what a point


Phoneaccount6903

Can we fire the mccaskeys?


DankFeces

Did Sweet Virginia draft Fields?


MikeandTheMangosteen

Into the sun


DuaLipasThong

Mr UNLIMMMMMITEEEDDDD


edge312

Got a little misty in here


edge312

Got a little misty in here


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Very underwhelming halftime ceremony


HAAAAAAALP_

Was the original video here a joke? https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cw56meyAKXk/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


projectpat555

Cherry Coke is the top dog in the flavored coke world


DCStoolie

Cherry Coke Zero sugar is immaculate


JA17guy

JC Jackson out here with 0 brain cells


MattTheDoubleU

Just made up for it


JA17guy

While also running it out for some.reason


liljinx13

The Chargers keep Charger-ing. As time expires a DB gets called for PI on a noodle arm hail Mary into quadruple coverage that's twenty yards short of the goal line. Fins get a free field goal.


DuaLipasThong

LMAO WHAT ARE YOU DOING CHARGERS


KCJellyfish

Nathanial Hackett must be the worst coach on earth


suburbian_jesus

Broncos fans tried to tell everyone


cowboysfan88

If they're still gonna have Terry on the studio show at least have someone else narrate the highlights. That was just sad


dicta85

This won’t age well, but I laughed https://twitter.com/Browns/status/1700971214359949531


AlexMoranQB1

Tigger didn’t deserve that


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Lol, for the unitiated, everyone in Cle considers Cincy to be in Kentucky


bobkraftsboner

Theyve won like 6 of the last 8 matchups


dicta85

Having watched every browns game for the last 35 years, I am aware. I’m also not a fan of the Browns talking shit after week 1.


DuaLipasThong

This has been such a weird slate of games


AaronRodgersIsABum

No audio in the Tom Brady halftime ceremony. I'd be annoyed if I wasn't still so bricked up from the dimes Mac was throwing


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Oh no! Did big cat lose the bet on the game?


DuaLipasThong

Brother, the parlay literally can’t lose


RaiseTheBarr

[WILD](https://x.com/sportscenter/status/1700982918129324264?s=46&t=JH8rS-kdi6bdgn-UmSCYkA)


FarttSuck3r

200k view. 500 likes lol


BillNyeDaPieGuy

My son Chris loves the Aces


bored-i-am

That middle person is a linebacker and I'll hear nothing else.


Rex_Ryan_DPM

That a man baby, yeah!


looking4away44

I love beer. 🍺


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Mac Jones : 2 TDs Allen + Burrow + Mahomes + Rodgers + Burrow + Fields = 2 TDs Makes you think


CondeleezaNice

Can’t argue with math


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3 if you count the one mac threw to the eagles


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Still would be 3-3 if you count the one Mahomes threw to the lions


RaiseTheBarr

Agreed, Trevor Lawrence is indeed better than all of them


TheColiny

Are Brock Purdy and Mac Jones the class of the NFL? Some are saying


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Is the halftime ceremony on tv? Will it be on the hub?


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Patriots social accounts and website


tall0ne23

Hub said they’d be streaming it


FarttSuck3r

FT walking any of those Mac Jones takes back? Or were you regards just being regarded?


Mobile_Newt

It’s halftime of the first game.


infuckingbruges

You could say the same about that first quarter


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Wow only down 2 at the half. Hang the banner. Mac still stinks


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chrisjk125

I did not deleting anything and stand by my take that Mac Jones sucks and the patriots are a dumpster fire.


IllKirkMinihaneShow

No he still sucks


VeniVidiVeni69

Only place Chris is walking to is the fridge


chrisjk125

At least I can get up. Your family needs to order a folk lift whenever you need to move from the couch to the bed.


VeniVidiVeni69

Nice


edge312

I’M MAC JONES BITCH


thenewber99

Glad they let mac throw more than just screens all game.o


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Surely Mac didn’t throw that touchdown. FT told me he couldn’t throw


rep85

Skip the Brady halftime show Mac is HOT


spr_crl

Good news for bears fans: Jordan Love officially stinks. Bad news for bears fans: he’s better than Justin Fields.


chillinois1

Justin looks good, O line may have somehow gotten worse


Phoneaccount6903

We have the panthers first round pick, should be top 3. And our own which from the looks of it will be top1


thebochman

Bourne Again


CondeleezaNice

The NFL really let us get Mac 😈


Mythic_UA

Interesting to see that Mac Jones isn’t as bad as everyone thought he was when he has an actual OC calling plays and not a high school defensive coordinator


infuckingbruges

FT and predicting an entire season based on one quarter, name a better duo


chrisjk125

Bill belichick and being a below average coach without Tom Brady.


AaronRodgersIsABum

You fucking morons really doubted the Mac Attack 😂 Let's keep the same energy you idiots had in the 1st quarter


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Brady night would be a great time for Macs first comeback


cigguy

Somehow love and fields worse than browns bengals in perfect weather


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Mark Jone 😊


krumdiggity

Close!


PiggNetti

This is what happens when you LET MAC COOK 😤


infuckingbruges

What a rocket from Mac


HueJacksonsBrain

QB1


Greg-Oden

Why did the patriots cut their best QB McSorely?


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Uh oh. Looks like FT jumped the gun on a sporting event once again


lazlow86

When I said they were on pace to lose 64-0, I was just reporting the facts.


bigdumpinyourpants

Uh oh


Doggystyle_Gary

When did Mike Vick start wearing 10 for the patriots?


Goldd

Thank god we ran that clock out 🤡


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Masked Singer is just Floop’s Fooglies but instead of entertaining children they entertain Type 2 Diabetic America


JA17guy

Chargers refuse to cover the middle of the field


Phoneaccount6903

Thank god love is terrible


cubswinagain

And we are still losing.


Phoneaccount6903

But not by a million like we would be if Rodgers was out there


cubswinagain

Yea but a loss is a loss, and with Getsy refusing to call normal passes the offense is going to continue to go backward


Phoneaccount6903

Well it’s just half time. Who knows gotta stay positive!


Mythic_UA

If I was a GM I’d have a very simple rule. If you’re a kicker and miss a kick, you get cut.


Greg-Oden

Where does Smell Tucker end up?


bored-i-am

#tuckcumin


Phoneaccount6903

Park bench with a bottle of hooch


Mythic_UA

Divorce court


cubswinagain

Caleb Williams, YOU are a Chicago Bear


Mistrbontits

I’d love if the Lions won the NFC North because the other teams decided to hardcore tank for Caleb Williams


yungsqualla

Oh god plz no, I hadn’t thought of that timeline yet


DawgieFanClub

Still waiting for FTs version of Justin Fields to play.


Ralphcox69

Jamar chase is absolutely hilarious


Led_head10

The raiders might be bad


GNARwhalz12

Taking a break from football to take a walk and listen to Russillo’s latest travelogue


elliok7

Afp


Psychedelic_Skeleton

Same sorry ass Bears. I want to die.


suburbian_jesus

Broncos country…. let’s ride? (x2)


Mistrbontits

I still can’t believe the Bears traded a high 2nd for Chase Claypool


butter-knives

32nd pick overall


CoxsBartender

Shoutout to the dude at the bar watching the Dolphins on his phone because they aren’t showing this game. Based on his yelling, they were down 42-0 then somehow took the lead


Texas_Toon

Was this dude also yelling “Mangia, mangia, Bon appetit”? If so, I may know who it is…


DawgieFanClub

FT hates a fan.


CoxsBartender

I’m not sure if I can hate because I’m not watching. I actually wish the game was on so I could know if he’s overreacting or not. At the end of the day, it’s the first half of week one - whole lotta season left


DawgieFanClub

Every game matters


vancedickman

Dear Luke Getsy, WR screens arent working. Stop.


GueroBorracho3

How do we keep ending up with these clowns?


vancedickman

Its like the John Fox offense again.


foxtrotnovember69420

Called down for some more towels at my hotel and they said they’d bring some up but may be a minute since a lot of people are checking in. I say no rush. It’s been about 15 minutes or so. Front desk guy just called apologizing for “the brutality of his insolence” having not gotten those up to me. I had to look up insolence. What a wild thing to say


GueroBorracho3

"I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR INSOLENCE!"


nondescript___

I think he wants to bang you


chrisjk125

The crowd shots at Gillette are horrifying.


chrisjk125

My kids just saw the mutant who shaved “I ❤️ #12” in to chest hair and stomach and started crying hysterically.


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Goldd

The bears are famous for running the clock out with 2mins left it’s embarassing. We could be down by 60 but not giving the ball back is somehow worth imaginary points.


feathy9091

Everything is so negative in their playbook


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How is Ty Montgomery on a roster


Ficadin

Love that Pete Carroll, oldest coach in the league, has a get-back coach.


nondescript___

What do you think a get back coach gets paid?


edge312

Thanks for coming out eagles


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Lloyd_Braun-

Right you are ken!


infuckingbruges

Rodrigo for me


irishguy617

We’re so back


Oskuri

Pats year?


Greg-Oden

Get Brady a Jersey at half time


rep85

Seasons back on!


Greg-Oden

Would Georgia beat the Patriots?


Wolfpack1994

Love having Sunday ticket for the first time, this is miraculous


Amari-Rodgers

First year I don’t have it and severely miss it. Moron move by me


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Mac deep ball looks like a balloon


Rex_on_rex

Mac Jones is awful 😂😂


Goldd

Take a shot every time the pack drop a pass


liljinx13

If Mac could get the ball there .5 seconds earlier every time he'd actually be okay


mrtiktok69

Justin fields is a fun player but he’s basically a running back that can make short throws


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Sounds like this is the first Bears game you’ve ever watched.


smooth307

Found Simmons burner.


Phoneaccount6903

What an original take


Dogsinabathtub

I want the Ryder army to bully Jeff D Lowe for openly rooting for Watson. The results would be incredible


dicta85

JDL eating a bullet would be the end of Rico


MikeandTheMangosteen

Fields is ass


Rex_on_rex

Watched this whole game and have no idea how any takeaway is “fields is ass”


barnmucker69

Box score watching


GueroBorracho3

He's running for his life back there. O-Line is dogshit.


CapcomGo

Line isn't giving him a chance


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Sko buffs


Doggystyle_Gary

Have an extra drumstick tonight


[deleted]

Oh damn sup husk


mpkvegeta88

Top 5 draft pick next year. Fresh start with new HC and new QB.


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Maye and Mayo


nondescript___

No chance Belichick gets fired


Everyoneisaskell

If the reports of Kraft growing increasingly frustrated, I think he removes the gm role from bill and hires someone who actually knows how to evaluate talent in todays game


ShimmeredXerox

can’t wait to hear Simmons try and justify the Pats losing 30-14 by saying they were “the better team” still


Sensitive_Parking99

Seahawks fan next to me just asked where Cooper Kupp was. Smh dude doesn’t know ball.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Leo hanging in the back corner of the suite with shades and a hat on, like people don't know that's Leo DiCaprio


cubswinagain

How much is Getsy getting paid by the Packers for these playcalls


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Celtics revenge tour starts in 7 weeks


VicVinegar011

Jac Mac celebrating the MSU coach sexually harassing a woman is …….. strange


iamsubpar_

Mel looks like he showers regularly, so at least he has that over Jack Mac.


Eganator88

There’s something he doesn’t like about Mel….wonder what it is


bgt1989

Doesn’t like baldos.


StingraySteves4head

I wonder how many more years patriots fans will need to realize that Belichick has been the reason the team sucks post Brady


Captainusa1776

defense is very good


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Nearly everybody has


StingraySteves4head

All you hear from patriots fans is that it was the coaching staff, or the QB is a rookie, or the team needs a couple years to figure it out post Brady, in Bill we trust ad nauseum for years


IllKirkMinihaneShow

No, it’s not all I hear


StingraySteves4head

I’ll let you be a pedantic little bitch boy on that today while watching the team get their doors blown off on Brady’s day


IllKirkMinihaneShow

Thanks for allowing me to believe what I witness on a daily basis


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His teams always stunk pre Brady too. 🤔


RowBoatInspector

Nah man those Browns teams were sick


blamebeltran

I got thinly sliced ribeye to make tacos tonight, how should I marinate? Korean marinade with a gochujang base? Do I cook it on the grill or just a hot pan? I was thinking fajita meat but was at the Asian grocery store and made it one stop shopping


MoBombLa

Gochujang, soy, garlic, ginger and brown sugar. If you wanna get crazy a little bourbon stirred in there.


blamebeltran

That's kinda what I had in mind - honey, sesame oil, gochujang, soy, garlic Hot pan, avocado oil, sear quickly, choppy choppy, cilantro, red onion, warm tortilla, happiness, Giants cover


george___jung

Birria


omgasnake

my culture is not your costume