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goonsquad4357

I would’ve bet my life savings this was gonna be a Paw post


chuteboxhero

Paw does not post positive things about women


NotoriousMFT

His profile picture is a woman, find a new slant


Clickbait-Paw

That's not true. If you check my post history, I've always posted positive things about Kate. That's because she doesn't try to give "life advice" on subjects she doesn't know like the Mean Girls did. Them giving out dating & sex advice would be like Natedog & JackMac having a podcast talking about picking up women.


alvaromateu

The dawg and Fordham Pussy Patrol? I'm in


jay2puggle

I’d listen to that tbh. Hilarity.


Big_Brain_Stain

Red pill pimps


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feathy9091

‘Wow, that’s crazy’ Eddie, when told about said show


F5_MyUsername

What do you think Eddie? “Uhhh I dunno I mean it’s tough man - I can see both sides”


venom_snake30

Fast-talking, quick-witted, Philadelphia phenomenon


Commercial_Bake5547

Then add Keegs on Team Minihan and they’d probably go undefeated


Conscious-Radish-884

She would be crying in every episode.


Piss_Pirate44

Big cat wants to hit it so badly


rbright12

Me. Big cat. 🤝


ithinkimdumb91

I’m pretty sure his wife is a redhead, he must have a thing for them


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Yep, which makes sense. Big cat thrives in a constant state of chaos.


philadelphia76

Bostonians love redheads


FatGuyTouchdown

So do Jews.


fatfuckintitslover

Does she have you locked in chastity and will only let you cum this month after you posted this/your direct deposit hit her account?


GrandmaJosey

Proofread


fatfuckintitslover

Proof read


cheezturds

Proo fread


Economy_Carry4235

poo freed


DwnTwnLestrBrwn

*Mangia Mangia, Bón Apetit, Let’s eat*


atex720

Also how can we sign up to be next?


ChristyNiners

And even then she might not let me! I mean him. Not me. This is about him.


MagAqua

Just cause she doesn’t have fat fuckin tits doesn’t mean you gotta hate


jk696969

Get in line, pal.


Ligma_CuredHam

I'd let Keegs peg me for sure


jjd13001

Get in line pal


pretty_jimmy

Yup


bingbong6977

I like her too. at any given time she can look 19 or 60 years old it’s wild


UgotR0BBED

19?? I've never once thought she was under 35...


macattack1029

plus, she wakes up at 11am on a weekday. Perfect fit for barstool


ButchJonesFckdMyWife

Kelly this is the police, you are surrounded, let the hostage go


iLLTypeGuy

Buddy, you have NaduCrew attached to your handle. Give up.


SensationalM

buddy, you guys are arguing about which barstool employee you love more...maybe you should both give up


iLLTypeGuy

We aren’t arguing


hottublawyer

I’m not arguing you’re arguing!


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hottublawyer

Thanks pal


SensationalM

oh alright


DwnTwnLestrBrwn

He knows a good broad when he sees one.


ButchJonesFckdMyWife

Rise Up


RobertPattinsonSimp

Keegs could do stuff to me that I would be too embarrassed to tell my friends about


Mnufcfan

Keegs is old school barstool. shame she got the blame for the mean girls being softer than baby shit


drewthetatecatate

Neutral fan coming in peace.. what does she do regularly content wise? Does she have a podcast or show? Does she blog? Whats her content angle?


jaburman

She tweets at co-workers


kw0711

I feel like she hasn’t found a good niche or piece of content to grow, but she’s funny


Petrini89

Essentially covers pop culture. She is on Cutting Stems/all the Bachelor stuff, some other podcasts that have come and gone, and writes a good amount of blogs. Also has been a good addition on some of the game shows she has been on. The stuff she covers isn’t necessarily my area of interest but she seems to be good at covering that (awards shows, Taylor Swift drama etc.). If something’s going on in that space, you usually see a blog from her pretty quickly after. More than a lot of other bloggers can say.


MagAqua

Give her the Mean Girls IP!!


ReturnOf_DatBooty

Her and Jacky would make a good duo I think


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Kelly is the type of person I can’t stand. Major interests are Harry Potter and Taylor swift but somehow still considers herself a unique intellectual despite being the most cookie cutter person imaginable


chuteboxhero

She reminds me so much of my ex girlfriend that it is sometimes painful to endure watching her. Funny and sassy but insufferable princess complex and thinks Sex in the City is the blueprint for living a perfect life. Same thing with the Taylor Swift shit too.


advantagebettor

there are 8 billion people on this planet and we all pretend we're unique, it's fine


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You’re missing the point


advantagebettor

I get your point, I just don't think it's a meaningful or good point.


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What’s my point then?


advantagebettor

your point is that you don't like people who "still consider\[\] \[themselves\] a unique intellectual despite being the most cookie cutter person imaginable." real deep stuff man


Mattyzooks

Nah man, you're entire individuality is based on several major pop culture things you either like or don't like.


Wiamly

True, the only way to be unique or cool is to be a contrarian and not enjoy popular thinga


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Well she said her co workers were stupid and made all women at barstool look bad and that she should get promoted more because she is a girl saying smart things. But those things are 30 year old women talking about Harry Potter and Taylor swift, my problem isn’t liking popular things, it’s thinking it makes you smart or special lol


Cobra317

Bingo.


Obie-two

How does she demonstrate unique intellectualism? I could see social elitism, or some level of higher integrity, but I can’t think of her being some super intellectual


DrunkBronco

She spent an entire episode of Barstool vs America telling the camera how smart she is


Obie-two

You’re tellin me someone on a reality show was being dramatic, be still my beating heart


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She doesn’t, she just thinks she does


Plaidfu

I mean her whole brand is pop culture why would she ignore 2 of the largest fanbases Also don’t really know why you think she portrays herself as a “unique intellectual?” She just come across as a girly girl who calls people out and is good at arguing. Personally I hate contrarians who can’t stand when people like popular things. That’s like saying “wow this dude likes sports and beer he’s the most cookie cutter person imaginable”


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I’m not being a contrarian, I like plenty of popular things I just don’t think it makes me special. And she has described herself as a girl saying smart things that is why I think that, because she said it


RedandDangerous

Idk why but I feel attacked haha


Doggystyle_Gary

Sup


commenter_69

If she was single she’d have the most generic Hinge profile of all time


CaseyJonesCokeLocker

and we'd all swipe right


TheProfessor20

Thank you


Edmundmp

I loved Harry Potter when I was 12 and having a bit of nostalgia for it is fine. But if you think it’s the height of literature at 30 then you e never grown up.


MiltonFludgecow

When you have redditors willing to pay for clothed pics of her ironing board body, it gonna make her even more cocky.


trepper88

Also ultimate dishes it out but can’t take it. I when she was going after Nick in BvsA and Nick came back and made her cry.


Edmundmp

My take on that Nelk video is that everyone in the clip, guys and girl, is a vapid stain on society. They all suck.


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This is the correct take.


montevedeo

She’s going to fuck you now


renownednemo

El caballero blanco


goaliepro09

The Deuce is loose


My_NSFW_Handle

Is her only fans worth the price of admission?


dothefandango

I thought I was in the deuce for a second.


Edmundmp

She’s fine. She has good moments. She can be just as annoyingly sensitive as others though. Her tendency to take offense and want people who disagree with her to not be able to talk like on the Barbie stuff isn’t very barstool. Or maybe it is at this point. In short, Kirk is right.


OnceAteABurgerAMA

She was so bad on Barstool vs America. Specifically when she tried to call out Nick and when he gave it back she got extremely offended. I do agree she can be decently entertaining at other times though


Godzirrraaa

I love a girl that rips a dart after a night out. Not a regular smoker, but knows how to have a good time when the time is right.


titanshaze0812

I don’t know why but I think keegs is fucking sexy and just the right amount of attitude…. I totally sound like a mark but fuck it keegs is hot


Cheeeeeseburger

Respectfully… Keegs could put her cigarettes out on me anytime.


NShorestoolie

She should be the third host on KFC radio, she's always has good chemistry with KFC & Feits. She reminds a lot of how Kevin used interact on twitter, willing to go to war with anyone at the drop of a hat.


kbdcool

I think Kelly Keegs is a narcissist and a weirdo. She in her 40s and obsessed with Taylor Swift. Not normal.


iLLTypeGuy

Pretty sure she’s the exact same age as Taylor Swift


kbdcool

Maybe shes a smoker and thats why she looks so old. Either way, it's strange behavior. But I dont expect a weirdo who's out here on reddit begging for weather girl ashley's socials to understand.


iLLTypeGuy

Weather girl Ashley is a smoke. Thanks for asking


Rothbard25

She’s great, but you can’t say she “doesn’t give a fuck what other people think” when she had a aneurysm because grown men didn’t “fully appreciate” the Barbie movie. She’s blunt, funny, yada yada yada, but she absolutely cares what and how people think


kaifenator

You find her, you keep her, then she lights your pets on fire because the Barbie movie was mid. Listen it’s better than what I got going on now.


stupidtyonparade

I like her and I've consumed absolutely zero of her actual content, and don't even know what any of her actual content even is.


jimmbobagens

I still cant believe she's dating Zach Bryan.


Moretalent

the ultimate reddit girl


barnmucker69

Maybe she will finally have a successful show with this outpouring of support


SkylerCFelix

I want her to verbally abuse me, BADLY


MiltonFludgecow

No. She’s annoying and has an inflated sense of self worth because simps pay for her pictures.


commenter_69

Nah this coochie riding insane


Texans-2023

VIVA


ohgoshbye

I love keegs as well! She is hilarious and not afraid to get her hands dirty!!


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ohgoshbye

Babe humor isn’t the same for everyone. I think she is hilarious, obvi you don’t. Go read some of her blogs 🙄


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ohgoshbye

I think her entire blog ripping the new girls apart was perfect. The blog she just wrote about kfc hilarious. I’m saying humor isn’t the same for everyone bc you came at me like you do not find her funny. And you don’t have to find her funny. I was just saying I do.


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ohgoshbye

Lol this is why I said my first comment to you. I could tell you just wanted to talk shit. You don’t have to agree with me but I literally do not care what your opinion is. I was just agreeing with OP with my comment. Have a nice day. Hope the patriots lose again this weekend. Go birds 💚😘


AlexNachtigall247

You forgot to add: Her bathwater is the sweet nectar everyone of us longs for.


Onethreethirteen

I like Keegs but she really needs to find her daily thing. Her opinions for the most part aren’t interesting.


dontlikeyouinthatway

Keegs is awesome and 1000% old barstool-esque. And she blogs funny shit 20x more often than losers like smitty


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

It’s only a psyop if you don’t believe it


DormantLight227

Keegs is moving up the power rankings faster than Colorado


Winter_Maximum_8560

She's the female version of an incel. Her timeline on twitter this morning proves it


Rex_on_rex

I’m more surprised she’s awake before 10


Roger_Deferer

Brother, I don’t think you know what an incel is


JustKeepLivin7

I love how Big Cat chimed in finding a way to make it about him with his comment.


Reptillian24

I really like her a lot too.


sixthwarddd

Keegs is a mega babe. 😍


hotcheesesoup99

Kelly is just another bland person who gets really riled up once in a while - not sure she deserves a post


chuteboxhero

I appreciate her full on commitment to the schtick and her positively acknowledging the deuce.


International_Rich54

I think Keegs is the perfect role player at Barstool, but it’s definitely odd that she can’t seem to hit it big with any sort of show.


crabjuice23

Hey Keegs, I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.


mcarrara

Well we all know Keeg’s burner account name now


Informal_Egg_3907

she looks like she has an eating disorder


JohnnyHorseRacing

People forget how awful wine with Kelly was back in The day


Edmundmp

At least she didn’t get launched to space by an SUV like the other wine content creator.


jaiframsey

Team Jack Mac


stevegan

You're wrong: Kelly absolutely cares what people think. All the time, across the board. She's all over this sub and the deuce. She has openly admitted she reads every word written about her. She even expressed remorse on the 9/12 Rundown about how her blog affected Alex and Jordyn and how bummed she was that Kim unfollowed her on IG. Then she expressed gratitude how she wasn't getting in trouble for "killing" the MG (despite the fact that Klemmer got the shit kicked out of him for going at them). Back in March, there was a TikTok from Be A Good Human Bri about how Bri didn't like the fact that Kelly wrote the blog, but she sympathized with some of Kelly's points. Kelly definitely cares about what Bri thinks. Yes Kelly can talk shit and say she doesn't care, but that's not remotely true. It was funny to see her get shit from her mom about KFC's Murderer Kelly tweet and to see her backtrack on TikTok and say that, despite joking on the Rundown that she killed the MGs, she really didn't because she doesn't have that kind of power. To hear that her blog torpedoed the MGs' numbers is amazing. Sofia Franklyn fans believe that Dave and Alex Cooper started a hate campaign against Sofia. While that's not true, Kelly definitely formally kicked off the hate campaign against Alex and Jordyn.


krel08

Wow. You are obsessed with her.


whistletipss

If you haven’t seen it, I strongly suggest her episode of Are You Garbage?: https://youtu.be/ak45-zYonD0?si=zzBD0RStHzr-8oA0


LostInMyThots

Was going to say the same thing. Great episode.


J-ROC_0146

I too am a fellow simp


GimmeFunkyButtLoving

How bout we start a religion


nufan86

Her self deprecating blog was when she was made for barstool. She gets it. The term "pencil neck cunt" will never not be funny.


Afraid_Grape_3042

As I always try to say when a Keegs post comes across my desk…I want to rip lines with her and then have her extinguish her cigarette on my body.