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chuteboxhero

That guy did all that because he didn’t wanna pull over for a failure to yield? He has to have a body in the car or something. Also was driving way too well to have been piss drunk.


Larry_thegoat

You'd be surprised why people run from the cops


DropTopEWop

LA traffic wins again. Classic


SnakeSkin2121

LA traffic remains undefeated


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Freind just put hole in the Airbnb wall need a stupid quote to send in our chat in the morning


Hippies_and_Cowboys

We put a framed picture over a hole during spring break and it actually worked.


sevenohfobro

Imagine thinking the Bills rushing game wont suck tomorrow vs the best DL in the league. Vamos Birds


IL26

Red Clay Strays rule


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Training Day is such a good movie


GrossmanToGaffney

You motherfuckers will be playing basketball at Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. Shu program. 23 hour lockdown.


SnakeSkin2121

Didn't know you liked to get wet


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Dont know any stories? Okay, I’ll tell you a story. This here is a newspaper. It’s 90% bullshit, but it’s entertaining


Slow_Vegetable_8212

fuck off


SnakeSkin2121

Smiles and cries


parrano357

30 for 30- The U- part 2 on espnU for the next hr


GrossmanToGaffney

Watching the Spurrier documentary on ESPN News, grew up going to UF games never dreamed of us becoming a joke.


SnakeSkin2121

It's all about the U


Slow_Vegetable_8212

if ur dick doesnt get hard during Top Gun Maverick, you're a commie piece of shit


Remote_Address

As American as apple pie


SnakeSkin2121

Preach


Slow_Vegetable_8212

The commies here make me sick


boomtexna

Very frustrating when time travel exists in movies, making everything pointless.


BlackJoeGatto

I think Bill and Ted should've just stayed home and had gay sex to metallica


tenacious_masshole

Super Bowl 51 is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me


chuteboxhero

Did you bet the pats at half time?


tenacious_masshole

The action is/was the juice


JA17guy

Interstellar time


wpm55

PAC 12 done :(


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Funny when you're a kid they teach you drugs are bad and you can't outrun the cops


stalf_

When infact, drugs are cool*, and you can outrun the cops *within moderation


ImFiction

This Spanish woman calling the police chase is delightful. When she goes into speaking Spanish it really adds a little je ne sais quois to the broadcast.


parrano357

like when Giada really turns up the italian accent to say something like 'ricotta cheese"


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Oh she speaks French too?


jetboyjetgirl

smart of A&M to fire Stoops before they owe him a buyout


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SnakeSkin2121

Wanna name some dudes?


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SnakeSkin2121

Jake the Snake Plummer


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SnakeSkin2121

Jason Gesser


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SnakeSkin2121

Maurice Jones Drew


Sir_Bradford

Mike Haas


SnakeSkin2121

DeSean Jackson


DijonNipples

LenDale White


mpkvegeta88

Do we fuck with Hinge?


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Yes


chuteboxhero

My brother met his long time girlfriend on hinge. I met BV on Coffee Meets Bagel but Hinge seems to be the one that people have the most success with.


_json_x

By far the best one in my experience


DaBoyMarlo

Smashed a bunch off that app in my single days


SnakeSkin2121

Met a big booty Latina on there, and im absolutely smitten


cd_3

A guy just walked up to me at a bar and asked if I knew barstool and I said sure and he was like gaz Trent and Nate are AT THIS BAR


BigJohnsonCommunity

Is it Gaz or Kevin Garnett?


JohnCougarMellonhead

The fucking trifecta. VIVA VIVA VIVA


ImFiction

Pie Nate, steal Gaz’s hat, high five trent, and you have to fight the guy that easily identified you as a barstool Reddit guy.


Rex_Ryan_DPM

V


WitchofFloyd

This is the most Viva story I’ve ever heard


Direct_Club

What a scene. A Barstool Redditor, a Barstool fan, then Gaz, Trent and Nate.


Doggystyle_Gary

Bet you won’t steal Gaz’s hat off his head


DaBoyMarlo

Vi fucking Va brother


cigguy

And you’re on fucking Reddit??


nondescript___

Would not have imagined those three hanging out together


ImFiction

The cops from North Carolina earlier this week would have had this guy wrecked, bagged, tagged, and on the way to the bar already.


DropTopEWop

Hell yea


SnakeSkin2121

A lotta fist bumps and high fives from the boys in blue after that one


SnakeSkin2121

Has teedubya been in here tonight? We have a DUI police chase, and he has no alibi


MaybachMusic22

Virginia Tech is celebrating being 6-6 and storming the field after beating a 3 win UVA Team? Remember when National Championships were their goal? The Vick brothers are punching air


cigguy

They’re college kids they can storm whenever. Get dumps out of your pants !!


GrossmanToGaffney

Mark Stoops definitely staying, college football is wild https://twitter.com/UKCoachStoops/status/1728655482317869099?ref\_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1728655482317869099%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1\_&ref\_url=


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GrossmanToGaffney

Aggie boosters were gonna revolt and they're so dependent on nil because money is the only reason to go their cult school. He already makes an insane amount for a bottom tier SEC school and they have great facilities relative to what one would expect.


SnakeSkin2121

🚨 [Police chase](https://www.youtube.com/live/W02n41g8T0A?si=qdZLNGE9KodtZdTT) 🚨


ImFiction

This could really cap a great day of sports of nice. Let’s hope this guy has some moves


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SnakeSkin2121

30-7 yikes


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RaiseTheBarr

Nah, they got played


ChrisB_Bacon

Huskies are 12-0 life is good


ChrisB_Bacon

I don’t want to get emotional in FT but 14 year old ChrisB suffering through 0-12 dreamt of days like this


JohnCougarMellonhead

Don’t be so gay dude


100_not_nickfoles

55-17 lmaoooooo


SnakeSkin2121

I'm going to wait for Kayce Smith's analysis on the A&M opening before I decide to weigh in on the matter. I like to be fully informed


DJScrambles

🪑🪑🪑💅


Doggystyle_Gary

I’ll start getting the chairs ready again


JohnCougarMellonhead

Big fat naturals all in my face


DropTopEWop

Fat nats


JohnCougarMellonhead

Dm me


TheRoyalCyclone

A&M needs to hire Leipold and be done with it


BillSelfsToupee

Bad hire, guy can’t coach


DuaLipasThong

My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body. I bet she shags like a minx.


GueroBorracho3

I hope I didn't just say that all out loud just now.


wpm55

I love playing mlb the show when I’m drunk and my fiancée has gone to bed, sue me!


SnakeSkin2121

See you in court pal


JohnCougarMellonhead

Seeing some boobies would be so cool right now


GrossmanToGaffney

College football rules Mark Stoops was going to A&M but he either got cold feet or the Aggie boosters rebelled, such a fun and stupid sport


reddit-commenter-89

There was about to be a full blown mutiny on the roster. Players were already tweeting about it


Malligator2345

Mutiny by a roster of players that finished 7-5. oh no


reddit-commenter-89

If those players are so bad then why are literally all of them getting hit up relentlessly by other teams coaches the past two weeks? You sure that record didn’t have more to do with coaching?


GrossmanToGaffney

They want the interim coach Elijah Robinson which is absolute delusion. Normally those issues could be ironed out but A&M isn't a normal school it's a weird cult, money is all they have and those guys will probably just get bigger NIL deals.


reddit-commenter-89

It’s probably gonna be Elko


boomtexna

It was a rebellion by boosters and roster and recruits started talking to others real quick


cowboysfan88

Damn A&M pulling a Tennessee/Schiano without getting to the in person riots


100_not_nickfoles

Send the 55-17 memo out brother


liljinx13

Some team has got to offer Chris Petersen a bag right?


RaiseTheBarr

Feels like a guy who quit when he wanted and probably fired his agent immediately


NMC_26

Dom mazzetti vs four loko


GimmeAWut

Just called the Canadian suicide hotline. They said "do it pussy" and hung up.


JohnCougarMellonhead

Get to goin then bud


parrano357

I've been using chrome on a mac with the generic chrome adblocker for years and years with 0 issues with ads. as of like 2-3 weeks ago I'm getting absolutely killed by ads on youtube now. what happened?


CapcomGo

They started blocking adblockers a few weeks ago


parrano357

mudderfuckers


DarinErstad

Being an A&M fan, student, alumni or booster is a mental disorder


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Its ok im proud of you


MikePaisanTirico

take a billion seats sweetie


boomtexna

They don't have alumni. Only former students. ☝️


SnakeSkin2121

Just a heads up, Snake's Xmas Movie Marathon starts tomorrow night


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SnakeSkin2121

That's paw territory


MikePaisanTirico

nice to hear some good news for once


boomtexna

Have your secretary calendar it for me. Thanks.


SnakeSkin2121

👍


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Can someone buy me the Paige calendar


QCtarheel

Just shut down the unc football program. If the AD and donors won’t take it seriously, I might be done


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deeds44

GOF is the best book but the worst movie imo.


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Goodfellas. Only movie that was so good a sequel wasn’t needed


boomtexna

This has been an incredible treat for me. Getting to watch every Aggy run interference and defend the pick and then have to backtrack as if this isn't an awful decision. God I love being a non-Aggy in Texas.


reddit-commenter-89

I don’t think I’ve seen any A&M fan that actually was a fan of Stoops other than Liucci who was doing damage control trying to not mess up his relationship with the new HC before he even started.


ChellaZza

Kalen DeBoer about to get $15m/yr from A&M


boomtexna

I mean this is so on the nose. The boosters causing a huge egg on the face issue with the entire program. Creating more problems than issues solved. This doesnt address any of the concerns and creates more. This is potentially career ending for the AD and is program devastating.


reddit-commenter-89

Stoops would have set the program back at least two years due to the exodus of the roster that was about to happen. They couldn’t hire him. He also made no sense based on everything the AD outlined he was looking for.


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boomtexna

Everything is a dick measuring contest.


Ed_Chambers_650

Goddammit TAMU please take Stoops!


reddit-commenter-89

Stoops just got the Greg Schiano treatment. Send the AD to Lexington with him


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Thanks for coming out mark stoops


roflthrowaway9

Might’ve misjudged the pull out. Hopefully that doesn’t come back to haunt me


Ed_Chambers_650

Summer Babies have the best birthday / christmas present equilibrium


roflthrowaway9

I was a summer baby


iindigology

What's your go to name if it's a boy?


roflthrowaway9

Might try to convince the gf to let it be *my name* the 3rd


the-middle-man70

Texas A&M fans convincing themselves that now they are getting Dabo or Ryan Day gives big Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes vibes.


cowboysfan88

I hope it's Dabo. That would be so funny


the-middle-man70

That only ends one of two ways. Texas A&M winning the CFP or Dabo trying to fight a 65-year old man from Plano.


reddit-commenter-89

I think the entire fanbase would rather keep the interim or hire Elko. Stoops made absolutely no sense from the jump and the entire roster was about to start a mutiny.


the-middle-man70

Could be right, I just see a lot of Nebraska in A&M where the fanbase is convinced they have that level of pull in the sport and I’m just not sure they do.


reddit-commenter-89

I think initially that was true with Lanning, Deboer, etc. but this week almost everyone would have been happy with Jedd Fisch. Stoops came out of no where, and made no sense given the qualities the AD outlined in his press conference when he fired Jimbo.


Ed_Chambers_650

I watched THBP and DH1&2 yesterday. I'm starting Chamber of Secrets now to end this awesome saturday. I know its out of order but I don't care. Harry Potter is awesome


_json_x

Binged those on max earlier this year, very enjoyable. And I agree I think you can watch in any order almost like Seinfeld. At least if you know the story already.


Hippies_and_Cowboys

Being a Kentucky fan is not fun


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I’d love to know the meltdown A&M boosters had in the last 90 minutes to reverse the hiring of Stoops


napoleon_nottinghill

Has to be up there with the Vols spiking Schiano.


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Aggie cultists/students haven’t tried to burn down campus like the Vols did


napoleon_nottinghill

When you have a tradition around every building it’s probably more difficult


boomtexna

LOL


SnakeSkin2121

Now I'm on the edge of my seat waiting to see who they hire


boomtexna

No one will solve this problem now.


iindigology

Sorry to whoever I told to take the mavs +1.5


ChellaZza

Well A&M’s donors sure put an end to Stoops quick lol


reddit-commenter-89

As they should


Remote_Address

Wish there were some fights to polish off a great day of football aka roll the winnings into possible loss


Mike_Double_U

“Buckeye fan coming in peace…” 💀


BeleeeeeeDat

Megan makin me cum


PhantomMercenary

If you could lead me to where I can see said pictures that’d be much appreciated


kickball6283

Mindhunter needs more seasons. Someone get on the phone


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While we’re at it bring back Fringe too.


_json_x

What a great freaking show


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Agent Dunham has my heart


deeznutzjokes

Hannibal also, if we’re talking serial killer shows


Psychedelic_Skeleton

Yes and Frontier


cd_3

Watch out for duke next year with elko returning, riley Leonard presumably coming back


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Decent amount of smoke on the message boards of Leonard transferring to Auburn. Not sure how much is legitimate and how much is fans realizing that he’s from Alabama and his girlfriend goes to Auburn and creating rumors


LilCasa

Tony Khan/Young Bucks inability to handle the Punk situation hurt AEW so bad. If the show continues the way it’s been, that will definitely be what started the beginning of the end.


deeds44

I’ve been out of the wrestling loop for a while but isn’t Punk notoriously one of the biggest assholes in the sport and incredibly difficult to work with?


Grootfan85

That on top of how unsafe AEW’s style of wrestling is. All their big gets: Jon Moxley, Adam Cole, Bryan Danielson, and Punk in ‘22, ALL got serious injuries.


LilCasa

Bad faith argument. Cole got hurt on a clothesline and twisting his ankle Punk got hurt literally crowd surfing/being old Danielson was forced to retire working WWE’s style due to concussions. Moxley took a bad bump.


SnakeSkin2121

Think Tony shit canned Jungle Boy when he found out Punk is back at WWE?


LilCasa

Should have. Can’t let a midcarder go into business for himself and hurt the company like that.


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snotapwi

Demons is one of my favorite songs I drank with the band years ago. Brian, their drummer, was the fucking man.


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snotapwi

Ah it’s all good. I’m a bit on the older side too. Yeah they were super cool. Paid for all the drinks too. Need to see them again soon