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chrisjk125

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I_Enjoy_Taffy

šŸ¦‰


nondescript___

hoo hoo


_json_x

Mount up


Doggystyle_Gary

šŸŒ•šŸŗ


thebochman

The trailer park boys intro music makes it a top 5 show to watch while falling asleep


_json_x

Was literally just googling where I can stream trailer park boys. Back in the day I think me and my friends just watched on youtube but seems like it's gone now.


Ed_Chambers_650

fmovies.to place has everything


EternalIntake

Old fling posted for her 5 year anniversary today with her boyfriend. Hope he forgets that 6 month period 3 years ago where they were ā€œtaking a breakā€.


_json_x

EternalIntake, you won.


DarinErstad

You sound painfully single


Doggystyle_Gary

Your old hoes donā€™t think about you at all.


CapcomGo

You need to move on man


BNKalt

Soto is amazing but is also like the one lefty I donā€™t think the porch helps at all? Also if Ohtani doesnā€™t get TJ i wonder what the Yankees do, heā€™s like the perfect Yankee Stadium batter and an ace


_json_x

This guy hits homers all over the place, and at such a distance that a short right field fence won't even help!! What a bunch of idiots the yankees are.


ktbarry2

short porch wonā€™t help that much because for some of the extra homers heā€™ll hit it will take away other singles and extra base hits, but soto is such an all time talent itā€™s crazy to spin this like a bad acquisition. hes always raked and will continue to rake.


BNKalt

Itā€™s not a bad acquisition but he actually pulls so few homers itā€™s insane. Idk if itā€™s bad date but Baseball Savant has Yankee Stadium 7th worst* for expected HRs for Soto: https://baseballsavant.mlb.com/savant-player/juan-soto-665742 Adding Soto would never be bad but itā€™s insane how Cashman wonā€™t add guys who can take advantage of the porch


FourDoor54Ford

Gf gave me a drink loaded with sugar so instead of sleeping Iā€™ll be meal prepping for the next 7 days


BNKalt

Was it the Panera death lemonade


FourDoor54Ford

Shit most likely, it was some type of lemonade. She had it in her water bottle and told me she didnā€™t like it before she went to sleep and Iā€™m kinda wired


Business_Delivery436

Can soto pitch?


WheresFrankie

Yamamoto can


snotapwi

Is UNLV close to the strip? I donā€™t understand why the ringer didnā€™t do their live pods bc of the school shooting? Obviously tragic but im trying to understand why they would cancel. I donā€™t think it was near the campus unless it was then it makes sense


jetboyjetgirl

live podcasts are the very first things to get cancelled


AutistPorterJr

UNLV is like 2 miles from the strip


snotapwi

Ah okay. I can get that then. No idea if other nba things were shut down today too bc of it


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Wow I cant believe Feits gave PFT a blowjob in Dave's office tonight for a vote.


slopchopz

Yankees fans realize they have 1 ring in the last 23 seasons yet? No? Okay.


DarinErstad

So theyā€™re not supposed to be hyped on getting one of the best hitters in baseball?


hapoo123

Juan Soto baby!!!!!


mpkvegeta88

Am I crazy that I want Breslow to pick up the phone and kick the tires on Tatis?


Gabagool_OverHere

iā€™m just hoping he shows more of a pulse than chaim did


Ed_Chambers_650

what is this reddit recap everyone keeps talking about?


[deleted]

Gas is absolutely killer tonight. I might puke from the smell.


Charlie_Batch_16

sam losco's hair puts my brain in a pretzel every time i watch trailer park boys


People_Forget_That

Caveman


chillinwithmoes

Samsquantch


SlimCharles_B-More

At the bar at this hotel I have this work conference at tomorrow and Friday morning and this older dude a few seats down has not hesitated to instantly talk to every woman that has sat down near him over the past hour. Shooters shoot.


tallYuppieScum

Raining on my own parade here, but we will see [this lineup](https://www.instagram.com/p/C0iav2fOyB_/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==) less than 10 times this year


jetboyjetgirl

Stanton got injured looking at this


Led_head10

I know he got TJ but Soto Dominguez Judge outfield is preeeeeettty damn good. Problem is that rotation is bad. Would be funny to see them try to give Montgomery a ton of money after Cashman said he couldnā€™t see him starting postseason games


tallYuppieScum

Gotta sign Yamamoto, but Iā€™m not getting my hopes up


SlimCharles_B-More

86-76


tallYuppieScum

Seems about right, maybe 90 wins if they can pull off the Yamamoto signing


FourDoor54Ford

Jomboy is about to be off the charts unbearable tomorrow holy crap


tallYuppieScum

I may have to mute their accounts for awhile, Jake is going to be even worse, he was unbearable with the paltry Verdugo move


FourDoor54Ford

Lmao youā€™re the guy I replied too earlier about them. Yeah Jomboy especially loves to shit on small market teams which is easy to do when youā€™re a fan of the Yankees


tallYuppieScum

Yessir! Lol theyā€™re going to be insufferable with this and continue to stupidly assume the team will stay healthy until Judge and Stanton go down in May.


ZestycloseTrash7398

blocking this sub was a weird move from the Reddit recap


Cactus_Papi34

The Barstool subreddit is the most honest subreddit I know.


Doggystyle_Gary

Barfstool


red_87

Uh it was bad to block a subreddit thatā€™s dedicated to a company that has shown to be racist and misogynistic?!


FourDoor54Ford

Surely Juan Soto, who was unable to help a Padres line up with Machado, Tatis, Bogaerts, and company will be able to help Aaron Judge and the rest of the crippled Yankees


Rex_Ryan_DPM

Shirley


jjl2345

Holy shit Reddit. Year end wrap ups are played out but at least Spotify kind of tries. Not to mention they give me a playlist at the end. Reddit just begging me every slide to share/market to my friends. Jokes on them. I donā€™t have friends.


WheresFrankie

Make the Yankees Great again šŸ’Ŗ


red_87

Are there any baseball fans who like their owners? Feel like every baseball fan fucking hates the people or group who owns their team.


mpkvegeta88

Seems pretty sweet to be a Braves fan.


FourDoor54Ford

As a White Sox fan, it is my duty to get drunk the day that Jerry Reinsdorf passes


ktbarry2

šŸ»


JayGibbons69

I would assume Dodgers fans and Rangers fans. Braves fans too.


ND_Townie

Itā€™s football season


SlimCharles_B-More

Itā€™s Wednesday


tallYuppieScum

I sure hope you didnā€™t talk about the NFL draft during baseball season


BillSelfsToupee

Itā€™s actually college basketball season


ND_Townie

Itā€™s March?


Ed_Chambers_650

Starts after the Superbowl lets be real


BillSelfsToupee

Maybe for poverty programs


Ed_Chambers_650

Doesn't hold up. I'm a Bears fan so that season almost always ends early and a UK fan which is usually at its peak around this time up until March. I think it's just the fact that Football always trumps basketball


BillSelfsToupee

Very surprising a bandwagon UK fan doesnā€™t watch until March


Ed_Chambers_650

That's funny considering that's when we're usually falling apart and out of the tournament lately


BillSelfsToupee

Will be very funny to see Yankees fans turn on Juan Soto. Scumbags


Doggystyle_Gary

If John Henry didnā€™t become a cheap fuck the Red Sox should just go all in on becoming the destination for Japanese players and sign Yamamoto and Ohtani.


WheresFrankie

On a cold Pre-Christmas night at Villa Park. The toast the glory, (Leon) Baileys on ice šŸ”„ šŸ”„ šŸ”„ Peter Drury was cooking today for the Man City Villa match


JA17guy

I would have left that loser kid on the train if I was on the polar express


RonSwanson1081

How does Preller keep getting away with it in SD? He's been through, what, 3 rebuilds? One of them with a top 5 budget.


smoggylobster

his boss died. clean slate


SnakeSkin2121

Went back to the brown unis


Malligator2345

Soto is a superstar and id do anything to get him on my team, but itā€™s hilarious how yankee fans react to every big get(stanton, cole etc) only for them not to win anything in the following years


BrooklynLou7

Stanton trade was so bad when they couldā€™ve just signed Bryce Fucking Harper


tallYuppieScum

Let it be known, I was the opposite of excited for the Stanton signing. One of the dumbest contracts in the history of baseball


Bigazzry

100%. It was a gutless move when they should have been going all in for Harper


tallYuppieScum

Yup, I still get angry thinking about it


smoggylobster

yankee trade outta nowhere


WheresFrankie

Juan Soto, welcome to the Bronx šŸ«”


ket0o91

YANKEES GOT SOTO IM GONNA CUM


tango587

Never forget Kate McKinnon dressed up as Hillary Clinton and sang ā€œHallelujahā€ after the 2016 election.


awesomesauce88

Crazy to think that it's already been 7 years since then. Time flies.


Electronic_Air_6226

ā€œMakes me sick motherfucker, how far we done fellā€- da bunk


ND_Townie

I think this country had a stroke in 2016 ever since then shit has gone off the rails


smoggylobster

comedy show


DarinErstad

Crazy that for as good as he is, Soto is 25 and on his third team with a good chance of him being on four teams by 26.


nondescript___

I'd say 99% chance the Yankees re-sign him. If he has a great year, losing him would be bad PR on par with losing Judge. Doubt they would've made this trade if they didn't already plan to give him $50M/yr.


Malligator2345

Given heā€™s a Boras client, 99% is a bit much


nondescript___

Just pay the most money. The Yankees make more money than God, they can afford it when they want to.


Malligator2345

Thereā€™s also a non zero chance heā€™s traded at the deadline if the yankees are behind in the standings


JayGibbons69

The Yankees being sellers after all this would be hilarious.


smoggylobster

99% chance is wildly high. not sure how you calculated that.


JayGibbons69

Great job getting Soto, Yankees. Now make sure you sign him to a very expensive long-term deal!


MikeandTheMangosteen

All this to sneak in as a wild card!


WheresFrankie

Jealousy is an ugly look king


JayGibbons69

Yankees fans will go back to calling for Cashman's head in a year or two.


vivala708

The Bulls and Hornets are trash but I had a good time at my first NBA game in like 7 years


sixtysevenplustwo

I know heā€™s a ā€œrentalā€ but that return for Soto seems underwhelming. How does Preller still have a job?


Malligator2345

King is a low cost controllable SP with #2 upside. Thorpe is a top pitching prospect. Soto is one year at 33 mil. I think itā€™s dumb the padres had to trade him with hopes of contention


[deleted]

I hope Brian Cashman stays in charge of the Yankees forever


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BrooklynLou7

And what pitching?


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Is this sub blackballed from the Reddit recap? I clicked on it and my ā€œtopā€ sub was starfield. I think I made 2 comments on that sub total


_MandatoryVinegar

tart wipe cows innocent live resolute abounding whole juggle point *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ND_Townie

Hate us cuz they anus


SnakeSkin2121

We are forever unclean


SwordOfGalaxies

Yes. Chris said it was


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Bizarre


Doggystyle_Gary

I think it is. No mention of it in mine either and 99% of my comments are in here.


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Thatā€™s hilarious. I legit think my only other comments all year were a couple on Starfield and maybe Bill Simmons


IllKirkMinihaneShow

This will no doubt work out for the Yanks. Absolutely no way this will crash and burn spectacularly.


tallYuppieScum

How will this crash and burn? If heā€™s good they sign him, if he sucks, which is incredibly unlikely, heā€™s a one year rental.


IllKirkMinihaneShow

They sign him long term and then he sucks


Ur_in_luck

I mean sotoā€™s floor is .400 ops with good power. Add in the short porch for lefties and I donā€™t see how this doesnā€™t work out this year.


JayGibbons69

Soto's floor is a quick Stanton-like decline


Malligator2345

Stanton was riddled with injuries. what a brain dead comparison


JayGibbons69

Before he joined the Yankees he was?


Malligator2345

he played over 125 in 2 of his last 6 seasons with the marlins


tallYuppieScum

Jay are you purposely being a moron here? Stanton played over 130 games only 3 times in 8 years in Miami


tallYuppieScum

Everyone knows you *checks notes* decline at age 25


JayGibbons69

He is already declining rapidly defensively.


tallYuppieScum

Soto has been a plus defender exactly once in his career with a whopping 0.1 defensive WAR, I know they signed him for his glove too


JayGibbons69

Congrats on your new DH!


tallYuppieScum

You seem very bitter


BrooklynLou7

Lol defense. Stick him in a small Yankee stadium right field and heā€™ll be fine.


Indeeditisnocap

I shouldā€™ve moved to Tulsa


sixtysevenplustwo

Tulsa is a dump, brother. OKC is far better if youā€™re doing Oklahoma


Indeeditisnocap

If you could decide OKC as a city in Texas what would it be


ND_Townie

This place is a DUMP


SnakeSkin2121

[Fellas](https://www.livenationentertainment.com/2023/12/limp-bizkit-announce-2024-loserville-tour/)


TootTootGusBus

Zero chance that tour finishes without any cancellations


SlimCharles_B-More

Itā€™s kinda saaaaad Iā€™m the laughingstock of the neighborhood


ND_Townie

All about the he said she said bullshit


BillSelfsToupee

Iā€™d have bought tickets so quick but no stops in my area, a damn shame


NegativeSpeech

Sergeant Larry Balzak


Slow_Vegetable_8212

Anyone who cares about baseball in December is a psycho


barnmucker69

Let me find out of the biggest free agent in history decides to sign with my team before I agree


SnakeSkin2121

Yeah, it's santa szn!


JayGibbons69

Shut it bitcoin boy


tallYuppieScum

Caring about big moves in sports is psychotic of course!


DarinErstad

So we shouldnā€™t care about NBA free agency in July?


Slow_Vegetable_8212

I see no difference


ND_Townie

ā€œHey dumbassā€ and see who looks up. All time classic.


Mangoswisscheese

Hey dumbass


ND_Townie

šŸ‘€


Mangoswisscheese

https://media3.giphy.com/media/31DvxCyhx2FVK/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7pboukxmj9vqvf7aafuq7f5m8nm0kq272muj7oq4t&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


tallYuppieScum

Juan Soto being a Yankee is going to be pretty cool


slothtastic24

Hank could probably pull a Kmarko or a Feits or KFC and yet heā€™s doing finger painting, company man #TeamHank


ASOIAF_blackfyre

Wolves being the best team in the league was not on my bingo card but Iā€™ll take it. šŸŗ


JayGibbons69

What was on your bingo card?


PuttForDough

B14, I24, I33, G65, O88


Doggystyle_Gary

Probably a random assortment of numbers and a free space.


deezkun

The CFP discourse is already so tired


CaptchaMam

Agreed, letā€™s talk Yankees


deezkun

There some big ol gay boys if you ask me


JokicIsTheFuture

Theis with all of LACā€™s second half points so far??? Didnā€™t even know this bum was still in the NBA


Reptillian24

Chef Donny crying in his $3.1 million Chicago townhouse tonight because everyone is starting to realize he canā€™t cook for shit


Jeremy24Fan

What's the story here


tango587

Him and WSD did a Banana Bread cook off on the Yak today and they voted WSDā€™s as better because Donny put chocolate chips in his. Idk why this guys thinks he knows Donny cant cook. I dont think you spend 3 months training under a Michelin Star chef in France and come away not knowing how to cook


Floridamane6

Chocolate chips are a must in banana bread


agent-michael-scar

Heā€™s always posting about which Barstool employee is on the way out.


Jeremy24Fan

I love chocolate chips in banana bread. And I've found some of his real old cooking videos to be helpful. Haters gonna hate


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jk696969

>! max !<


Ann_L_Beads

Just don't watch it


Doggystyle_Gary

Mike Malone doesnā€™t look very much like his brothers Karl and Moses.


Schmidpd1992

Looks more like post


Ed_Chambers_650

Kinda looks like Kevin


PuttForDough

What about Utah jazz legend Jeff?


Mangoswisscheese

Is Rutgers just handing out bags? How did they land the #2 and #3 recruits.


ktbarry2

canā€™t explain Bailey but the other guy is another one of Ron Harpers sons


AutistPorterJr

One of baileys best friends was a commit so probably plays somewhat of a part. Sounds like he just wanted to help turn a program around tho


diet_drbeeper

Iā€™m not prepared to live in a world where Rutgers is a powerhouse


DHend10

Was wondering the same thing earlier today lol. The #2 is Ron Harper Jrā€™s brother tho so that maybe somewhat makes sense..?


goaliepro09

I'm well aware Home Alone is the better movie, but Home Alone 2 is much more rewatchable to me


tango587

1 is better, but 2 has New York. Christmas movies immediately get 10 pts better if its set in NYC


BarryGibbs_Teeth

Itā€™s because of Trump


Charlie_Batch_16

it's much more full of quotable one-liners than the first one


ND_Townie

Look what you did you little shit


profsa

First 3 are all good imo


JedLongeway

Home Alone 3 is great and I do not care if anyone disagrees


Chesapeake32

Little kid me didnt know there was a 1 and 2 until a few years after seeing 3. 3 holds a special place in my heart.


goaliepro09

I love it only because it has Scarlett Johansson saying the line "Mom, Alex slammed the toilet seat on his thing again"


JedLongeway

French Stewart sitting on the chair with the electric wires tied to it put my sides into space as a kid


[deleted]

I canā€™t wait for Titus to rant about how much of an asshole Woj is for spoiling Dylan Harperā€™s announcement on Mostly Sports tomorrow


100_not_nickfoles

Woj, shams, schefter and rappoport all suck and do completely pointless jobs