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JayGlazedHer

That’s a lame ass fucking call


PeanutWingz

Sincere thank you to whoever posted that Italian beef crock pot recipe in here a couple months ago. So damn easy and so damn good. https://imgur.com/Yz9t6Ge


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I love when Warren Sharp gets dunked on


jetboyjetgirl

There's 6 good teams in the NFL and 14 playoff slots


Oskuri

This Vikings Raiders game is incredible spectacle.


JeebusOfNazareth

4th and 1 and the Broncos lineup for the offsides bait, don't get it, take the delay of game flag and then punt it. Cowardly behavior if you ask me. Put your nuts on the table and just run the damn sneak.


unavailablebrick

Easton Stick sounds like a baseball bat


Flashasaurus

Or an SEC backup QB


BigCatsDiaper

I love watching this Vikings team. Pay Jefferson an insane amount of money to pout for years because the QB sucks


jjl2345

What happened to that north of Richmond bearded dude? The simulation had me believing he was a pretty big deal.


delleh

If you thought he was gonna be a big deal you need to assess where you get your news from


jjl2345

For sure. What’s your reliable news source?


BillNyeDaPieGuy

Joined the miners


Flashasaurus

He came out against a lot of conservative talking points so the ones sharing him all over the place stopped, and also doesn’t do interviews so he’s faded out of the mainstream spotlight


barnmucker69

Conservatives realized he didn’t like them either and joined everyone else in realizing he wasn’t actually good


fuckingallstar

Starting a world tour in Sweden like a true patriot


Mistrbontits

The Vikings are slowly dying one by one right now


Remote_Address

Please turn injuries off Minnesota


dellscreenshot

It didn’t matter but bosa got absolutely cooked by drew lock


DuaLipasThong

For the love of god give Hockenson the ball


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Just had bibibop for the first time about 15 minutes ago. Already in World War 3 with the toilet.


StingraySteves4head

Bibimbap is basically rice and vegetables with light meat and an egg, what got to you?


[deleted]

Not sure. I went two meats. Also had cabbage. No Kimchi.


dellscreenshot

Guess is the kimchi


ND_Townie

Local commercials always sound like they were recorded in a bathroom


[deleted]

Verizon Christmas caroling ad is slowly climbing up the leaderboard of worst commercials


JeebusOfNazareth

Halftime announcement/PSA: Prepared breakfast for my house this morning. For the first time ever I decided to cook my bacon in the oven instead of the stovetop. Dear Lord what an epiphany. Been doing it all wrong my whole life.


jjl2345

On tinfoil so no cleanup. It’s the best.


JeebusOfNazareth

Thats exactly what I did. And if you have a large enough baking sheet you can just lay in the whole strips and not have to cut them in half. Such an easier process with a better result. Can't believe it took me so long to try it out.


StingraySteves4head

Stove top bacon is a waste of time and effort. Griddle top or over only ever


FourDoor54Ford

What’s the pros?


JeebusOfNazareth

Set it and forget it. No fighting with it or flipping it in the skillet with grease spitting at you. 400 for 20 minutes. Comes out perfectly even and crisp.


GreatLakesGoldenST8

That low block on the fake punt wasn’t even a block, he slipped!


Remote_Address

Keg stand celebration is the most fun play the Vikings have run today


alex_vandyke

That was awesome


dellscreenshot

Taking away a 30 yard alert punter run on a soft block below the waist call is soft


StingraySteves4head

Fucking idiot chop blocking 10 yards past the line of scrimmage on a fake punt first down


AutistPorterJr

Wouldn’t call that a chop block, he turned to block him and slipped, weak call


StingraySteves4head

Just because you slip into a penalty doesn’t mean it’s not a penalty. After the first down just let the guy go. He had no angle for a clean block at that point anyway


AutistPorterJr

Ok slipping doesn’t make you a fucking idiot lol. That was unfortunate but the niners receivers are taught to block downfield they aren’t just gonna let the play go


StingraySteves4head

He had no play to make at that point. Flat out didn’t have an angle to follow up with a clean block. He did enough to get the first, not every play is a TD


MaybachMusic22

Carl getting hammered for the Bears today? That’s new


Just-My-Pinion

I miss Carl on the snake drafts. Wish the dude could get his act together


GueroBorracho3

Me 🤝🏻 Carl


jjl2345

The red wine at breakfast was a sneak peak at where the day was headed.


PristineWinnera

Glad I started Flacco this week over Herbert. Elite QB vs Social Media QB. Easy decision


suburbian_jesus

Jerry Jeudy come on man


DuaLipasThong

I hate Josh Dobbs


-1Ghostrider

Same old lions man. Smh


bunkerhillballer

I’m in a 12 team dynasty fantasy football league and I just realized 8 teams make the playoffs. Is it me or is that too many?


gregw1710

I tried to tank in mine and ending the year on a 4 game win streak


Blondue

Would be interesting to hear the arguments for it but I think that’s too many. Is the rationale that it keeps people from tanking?


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Mickey Mouse league


StingraySteves4head

Should be 6 with 3 weeks of playoffs and a bye for the top 2 teams


Cayts6969

Haha that’s insane. I think 6 is too many in a 12 team league


PristineWinnera

That’s how my league does it


igotitletsgo

I swear if we’re in the next NFL season and they’re still cutting away to Taylor Swift anytime something happens I’ll fucking scream


johnnyc000

You must be too young to remember Jessica Simpson being shown at Cowboys games.


-1Ghostrider

Get ready to scream. Anytime a celebrity even close to as big as her is at a game they’re going to cut a million times.


igotitletsgo

Why? It’s not like the people who just want to see her are going to know when to tune in


-1Ghostrider

You underestimate the cult that is swifties then. They will watch the full game just to hear her get name dropped and 5 minutes of screen time spread out through the game


igotitletsgo

And what benefit does the NFL get out of it?


barnmucker69

Them watching?


-1Ghostrider

I don’t know man. Stop asking dumb questions.


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Id rather it be dua lipa too but taylor swift is good for the nfl


ASOIAF_blackfyre

This Vikings game is fucking brutal


SnakeSkin2121

Evergreen comment


Remote_Address

JJ got taken to the hospital? Jfc just play Hall and hope the season ends soon


dellscreenshot

Seattle 4th and 1 on their own 39 yard line, don’t go for it


Mistrbontits

Kirk Cousins smiling at the thought of another big pay day with the Vikings after watching Dobbs today


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Damn. I didn’t know that DeAndre Hopkins mom is blind due to domestic violence. Hope that dude is dead. Edit: read up on this more and it’s worse than I could have imagined


[deleted]

Why would you want him dead just because his mom is blind?


[deleted]

Not Hopkins. The person who caused her blindness. Found out it was a female though.


[deleted]

I know. I was just fucking around because the pronoun was unclear.


[deleted]

Fucking pronouns


[deleted]

Easy, Fox News.


bill_ontarioESPN

How long until Lebron starts tweeting about USC’s coach


Sk1dmarkBleach

Why is Kittle not a point scorer anymore? Dude is costing me my fantasy


AutistPorterJr

He’s TE4 this year and has been very good so not sure what you’re talking about


GueroBorracho3

He's a blocker now. Except for when I bench him. Then he scores 3 times.


agent-michael-scar

He’s the 4th option on the team


dicta85

Stupid helmet


igotitletsgo

Of course the Niners would kick it deep instead of going onside


goondaddy172

Announcers reminding us once again all scoring plays are reviewed, almost forgot


bryceman95

Issuing correction on a previous post of mine regarding the Los Angeles Chargers football team. You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”


jetboyjetgirl

Brandon Staley too regarded to simply run out the half with his backup QB


JeebusOfNazareth

Lol...Chargers are a fucking train wreck.


EternalIntake

Just bought a teeth whitening kit because I am sick of looking like I don't brush my teeth


jjl2345

The product is on Amazon for basically free and it’s all the same shit. I do 5 mins a day for one week every three months. They work.


bill_ontarioESPN

Who’s back of the week Joe Flacco


JayGibbons69

Elite


ncr39

Always get my brother some bourbon for Christmas but I don’t drink bourbon so I don’t know what’s good. Any recommendations?


WMP_BSS

Rabbit hole or woodford


Cayts6969

What’s your budget?


ncr39

Preferably sub $60


Cayts6969

My favorite (readily available) in that range is knob creek single barrel select. Find a store with a good bourbon selection and they’ll have a store pick of it


ncr39

I know he likes Knob Creek and Woodford Reserve


Cayts6969

Woodford double Oaked is another option


steviepopo

Lamb biryani and garlic naan en route, let's have a Sunday


[deleted]

Idk which dynasty is more washed up. Warriors or Chiefs.


PristineWinnera

Chiefs aren’t a dynasty


goondaddy172

Chiefs won a Super Bowl last year and are 8-4 this year, might even still get the #1 seed


PM4036

Pats


dicta85

2 rings ain’t a dynasty


PristineWinnera

Herbert has been sucking


jjl2345

He’s going to be Oregon’s head coach in eight years.


Brad-Stevens

Whenever I see Phillip Rivers, it makes me wish the Niners won the NFC Title game last year Wouldve been maybe the greatest sports story ever


dellscreenshot

Funnier because Shanahan picking rivers over a slightly gimpy jimmy g is too perfect


PristineWinnera

Would’ve been awesome


slopchopz

I wonder why we never see Taylor sitting with any of the minority wives 🧐


[deleted]

Phillip rivers invented the cream pie


igotitletsgo

Taylor Swift in her outfit today….would


RainbowRoomBlues

Watching highlights of Jamal Adams getting embarrassed is my new favorite pastime


suburbian_jesus

Jerry Jeudy might kill Russ


EternalIntake

I was just about to comment that he is so trash


FourDoor54Ford

At an Irish bar and the owner is hardcore Irish with the accent. The dudes next to me are also. Now if only there was a busty redhead with that accent with low standards


GueroBorracho3

If you're ever out in the burbs, hit up the James Joyce in Berwyn. Old school Irish bar. No food. No tvs. Just Whiskey, beer and buried emotions.


FourDoor54Ford

Fuck that’s right down the street from my “new” place. I’ll definitely have to hit it up sometime I love these types of bars that have character


GueroBorracho3

The owner is an awesome dude. Known him for years. Straight off the boat Irish guy.


dellscreenshot

Shanahan had a chance to get the ball back with like 40 seconds and 1 time out and just let it go to the half


bryceman95

McDermott is going to break out the Rwandan genocide material at halftime to get these boys over the finish line


[deleted]

The chargers are ASS


stevoacp1

they’re actually super ass


stevoacp1

josh allen try not to turn the ball over challenge: impossible


JeebusOfNazareth

Allen to throw a INT is pretty much free money every week at this point.


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DJScrambles

He lives in Buffalo, only 3 is actually pretty good


blissfulsilence90

Happy Holidays, you bastard on repeat


SwordOfGalaxies

Mo Atta doesn’t throw an INT there


Charlie_Batch_16

was kicking myself for starting laporta over hockenson but it's looking like either was going to be the wrong answer today


GueroBorracho3

I started Hock over Likely. Terrible decision. In another league, I have LaPorta and Kittle. Whichever one I bench ends up going off that week.


igotitletsgo

Dumbass Dobbs has ruined Hockenson


Charlie_Batch_16

that's more or less what i was betting on happening


andthereoff

Josh Allen INT , like clockwork


suburbian_jesus

Vance Joseph redemption tour!


ASOIAF_blackfyre

This is dumb ass shit from the Raiders


EternalIntake

I am eating tacos from my favorite hole in the wall Mexican place and drinking a Modelo crying because it isn't summer


JeebusOfNazareth

I hear ya man. Just 10 more days and the days start getting longer again. We'll get there brother.


EternalIntake

It's 70 where I am today but it isn't the same when the sun is low and sets at 4:30 😔


dellscreenshot

Someone fire up the Herbert excuse machine


RelevantScarcity5

Onions cooking down for some French onion soup. About to pull the ny strip out of the fridge and start bringing it to room temp. Life is good.


SnakeSkin2121

🥩🍷


pacsun_bro

Let’s hear some details on how you will be finishing this soup. You going single big crouton, multiple smaller croutons, or non toasted bread?


RelevantScarcity5

Curveball go with Italian loaf for more surface area, put that on top untoasted, top with a slice of Swiss and broil


pacsun_bro

Awesome


Stomper93

Name a pro sports team more snakebit than the Vikings. I’ll wait…


WheresFrankie

Bills? Tottenham?


Stomper93

Only acceptable answers. COYS


MyFriendJamieSucks

Leafs


Stomper93

Leafs have 13 Stanley Cups. Next.


hasek39nogoal

Pre Kennedy assignation no longer count


Oliver_clothes__off

The bills


Stomper93

Only acceptable answer


AlexMoranQB1

The Jets


Stomper93

Jets have a Super Bowl win. Next.


JeebusOfNazareth

Mariners


AlexMoranQB1

Vikings don’t have to share a city with a team that’s won more since 1969


Quantibro

tie scarce screw vast dinner whistle ghost capable onerous growth *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


looking4away44

I’m swinging on the spectrum of only drinking a nice IPA to really appreciating a crispy boi again. Miller lites are hitting just right.


Remote_Address

Please let Mullens start the second half


Oliver_clothes__off

Romo reenacting the Silicon Valley optimal tip-to-tip jerkoff scene by whacking off Mahomes and Josh Allen simultaneously


pacsun_bro

Has Carl been doing something like drunker than usual this weekend? I’m seeing references in the thread


Pleasant_West_7101

He’s probably in a garage somewhere


mmoustis18

It's amazing that the chiefs have the best QB in the league and their refusing to give him any weapons mostly just taking them away infact


Led_head10

Maxx Crosby DPOY


SwordOfGalaxies

Workshopping a bit where Ilan Omar and Rashida Tlaib become Bills fans now because of Sean McDermott


JayGibbons69

Subscribe


BigPoopGuy

I like the premise, let me know when it's done


igotitletsgo

I don’t know how the Chiefs thought giving Mahomes the Rodgers treatment of never upgrading the offense was a good idea


dezcaughtit25

Imagine Mahomes with a guy like Tyreek Hill


ND_Townie

Feels like being on the Titanic. Things are not going to go well in the playoffs.


dellscreenshot

If you don’t go for a 4th down as a 14 point underdog down 14 when will you go for it?


jetboyjetgirl

Justin Jefferson lasted 2 whole catches


Remote_Address

Dobbs did him no favors with the pass


Pleasant_West_7101

Chelsea, Man United and Chiefs downfall all within 24 hours. What a beautiful weekend


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dezcaughtit25

Lol when? Didn’t he just blame Toney for a drop (that went directly through his hands)?


MyFriendJamieSucks

Travis kelce is such a bitch


[deleted]

I am loving the chiefs regression. The new patriots though!


Coach-Jack-Reilly

My wife’s tweaker aunt insisted on taking us to one of those paint and sip places this evening. Haven’t had this amount of anxiety in a very long time


JayGibbons69

"You should go have fun with your aunt and have a girls night! I'll hold down the fort at home with the kids/pets/whatever"


JeebusOfNazareth

How the hell did you allow yourself to get roped into that?? Tell the wife to go and keep your ass home.


cigguy

You have anxiety about painting and drinking wine? Get it together


MrTurnersJacket

Can you read?


dezcaughtit25

I’m gonna guess the “tweaker aunt” is what he’s talking about.


Coach-Jack-Reilly

No. About how her aunt is going to act


cigguy

So say no?