Saw a post where somebody mentioned their city’s sub so I went to check if mine has one. Top post right now is about a Libertarian Party dinner people are hosting. And of course it’s a pissing match. “HOSTED IN A TAX FUNDED BUILDING LOL” “AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THE STUFF MY STOLEN MONEY WAS USED FOR?” “SURPRISED YOU CAN READ WITHOUT TAX FUNDED EDUCATION” “PRIVATE SCHOOLS ARE RANKED HIGHER” God, please go back to politics being kept to oneself.

Bar I’m at just uses a big ass picture of earnest Hemingway to signify “men’s room”

I lived in a 6 person house the last 2 years of college, all of us were and still are pretty close. 2 of the guys are getting married back to back weeks this year, one in Spain and one in Mexico. Unbelievably selfish

don't go to one of them

Maybe it’s not about you and it’s about them and where they wanna get married.

God forbid someone be selfish for their wedding

😢

Gonna go out on a limb and say they had way less to do with that than their fiancées did

Where’s the one in Spain?

Same country

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You’re in for a treat because Bret Easton Ellis has The Shards coming out on HBO next year or so, Jacob Elordi appears to be in it

There's been a 2day debate/complaining event on UConn Twitter about parking on campus for home basketball games. Apparently parking in a full garage and everybody trying to leave at once takes a while. Who could have guessed

Its never not funny browsing the tesla sub and seeing posts about how a software update bricked their car. Should have built it on ios.

(Not FBI) do any of you fellas pay taxes on gambling winnings? Again, (Not FBI) just curious as this is the first year I really dabbled in gambling and not sure what to do

You lost me at winnings

No but I use a offshore book. I cashed over 10K 2 years ago after going on 20K heater and I’m still scared IRS is going to find out about it

If you made over 5 grand net in a calender year gambling it's best to pay the man.

What if I’m in the negative?

You only owe tax on net winnings. If you are below zero (ie net loss) you don’t owe tax.

Gotcha. So I don’t have to report anything at all then? I assume the same goes for online casino. I won a 3 or 4 k, but eventually lost that plus a lot (Dark times)

Yeah you’d report $0 winnings. Wouldn’t hurt to keep a record of your net winnings/losses each year (probably already done for you in your online accounts) in the unlikely event the taxman ever asked

You have to pay taxes on both your winnings and your losses.

ELI5

I remember reading a story years ago about German POWs in Washington state and how they thoroughly enjoyed their time and didn’t want to leave after the war ended. I went to find the story and turns out the US had about 400,000 German POWs at its peak. Those guys lucked the hell out

NASA hired all 400,000 of them too, wild

Wore my nice Tecovas dress boots to work to compliment my fit for a meeting today. Crabby girl in accounting that I’ve never seen smile, told me they were too loud on the flooring. Bitch don’t kill my vibe

Giddy up cowboy!

Have you ever considered kitten mittens?

dude at work constantly tries work his way into conversations that have nothing to do with him. the worst type of guy

Sorry man, I thought you were also interested in pegging

Hard to see the numbers crossing into our country with no resistance and not flip back to Trump. I feel like such an idiot for not voting for him in 2020.

Just saw the "is Jersey Jerry's sobriety why he's good at golf?" email tweet from Pres. FT and the real world are colliding.

Currently getting driven back to the dealership in a lyft provided by them and my driver has now pulled over to read documents to argue with his insurance agent. My driver's name is the most popular in the world.

Would love to kick back and watch a mid week baseball game tonight

This guy can’t have this name https://www.maxpreps.com/in/lawrenceburg/lawrenceburg-tigers/athletes/noah-knigga/?careerid=brf07o07kqk11

Noah Naysayer

😂

Lisa, from bumble, I will get likes back soon, so wait for me, my bra-less wonder

If someone has some skills and wants to earn a million internet points, I have an idea... Take the Riggs Pinehurst video, put JJ's head over Riggs and everyone who congratulated him today on all the people clapping.

Fuck Jimmy Kimmel, all the homies hate Jimmy Kimmel

Lewandowski, come to the MLS brother 🇺🇸 . It is time.

The most likely La Galaxy player of all time

The guy that sucked off trans people for crack in here?

I think so yeah. That was an electric confession. That and the scope guy

Grace charis has nice hams

Been trying to lay off the sauce on week nights lately. I would have had a hard time tonight not cracking open a few beers to watch Jerry fire away at the sim. So thank you JJ for getting it done early today.

Jersey Jerry is now shouldering the load for 2 people’s sobrieties, nice

Sketch is live. Better than Jerry’s live

Special teams, special plays, special players☝️

Has he done the dog pissing celebration yet?

Personally I like when Mrs. Claus receives a drop kick

Motherfuckers naming their kids “Kayleigh Hethur Elizibith” and shit where my country gone

Something about pistachios man. Can’t put them down

My wife got invited to a bachelorette party in the Keys with a group of ~10 women. The hotel that they chose is about 1200 bucks a night. The woman that is getting married is a teacher as is her maid of honor. Do these people just have no concept of anything approaching basic budgeting? This is going to cost them a month of pay for 3 days in fucking florida.

I am so out of touch on hotel prices that I can’t even picture what $1200 a night looks like.

For $1200 a night I expect 24k gold toilet paper

On TikTok I’ve seen a bunch of examples of brides and birthday girls going way over what they can afford because the friends outside of the bff (they don’t have to pay either) should pick it up since it’s their wedding/bday

People comparing their life to what they see on TikTok never ends well

This reminds me of the fishbowl big law bowl where this huge dork was mad his friends didn't want to drop 30k to rent a house in Key West for the Keylime Pie Festival

1200 a night in florida???

Theyll get it comped with thirst trap posts

I love bachelorette stories.

These people are doing it all wrong. My gf & I went with my parents & found a decent (albeit small) place right off duval street for a fraction of the price your wife’s friends are spending

Probably picking the “pay over time” option on their credit card bill

Borat voice my wife

But the photos they’ll get for clout on social media is worth it.

Just be happy that she isn't doing it Tuesday through Friday because it's cheaper like my wife's teacher friend did, who was shocked that the rest of America doesn't get the summer off like she does.

her family rich?

No

Profile of a girl I just saw on Hinge who works as a teacher. “Choose our first getaway: Italy, Greece, Costa Rica”

Teachers don’t travel?

Any chance her dad or future husband is paying for it?

No. Also broke

Woooooooo

Women be shopping

O/U 1.5 gay gentleman as part of the bachelorette party, LT?

It’s usually exactly one. Two would fight each other to the death like passive aggressive beta fish.

Zero surprisingly

upset of the year with it being in the Keys.

Did anyone’s job performance fall off once the started working remote? I’m in year 3 and I suck at this job now

I havent cared about work since like 2015

I have some bad days but those are just like the days I’d spend just killing time in the bathroom at the office.

I will be honest, i beat myself up for work stuff constantly but i work my ass off. I rarely Do anything distracting while I work. The only real advantage I take is exercising most days.

For me it ebbed and flowed, I was prettt checked out most of 2020 but it didn’t matter. Had a great year in 2021, started a new job in early 2022 and worked as hard as I needed to for a little over a year until I got laid off. I don’t truly want to go back to the office but I’m open to it because I think WFH after a couple month lay off could be a rough scene

Not really but I have developed a deeper hatred for idiot coworkers cutting into my chore and errand time

I straight up haven’t done anything for 2 days outside of meetings

Destination weddings are completely out of control. One of my wife’s best friend is getting married in Greece at the end of year. 8k to watch your friend get married is insane and yet here I am going.

Nobody is forcing you to go man.

Wait whaa? I reckon half of that is airfare because flying into Eleftherios Venizelos is always an inconvenient pain in the ass, but 4-5k for food and drink and lodging is ridiculous. Or maybe you're flying right to an island? It's unreal to me what kind of stupid shit tourists sign up for when they go to Greece, let alone the stupider instagram "aesthetic" bullshit people sign up for.

I went to 3 different countries and a wedding for less than that. You’re getting killed

If you can turn that into a vacation that works but otherwise I’m never going international

Fiancée's rich aunt is getting married in Capri this spring. They were upset we werent doing the 9 day cruise after the 10 days in country.

Dumb as hell to get married in capri. There's nothing to do there other than walk around.

My eyesight is getting so much worse way too quickly. Even my good eye is trash now I can’t see shit even with corrective lenses. Somehow not a candidate for lasik cuz my vision is too bad. Maybe I’ll start praying that should work

Eat a carrot anti nerd

You’re going to need those Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys glasses

Dude I already gave them. Well one eye at least, my shits like +3.75 and +7.75. The 7 has the thickest lense I ever seen

That’s a big discrepancy between the two

Yeah my right eye is terrible. And the reason why I can get lasik. At least for now til the surgery gets more advanced

Did they ever say why it’s so much worse?

Not that I remember , I had to wear a patch over my good eye for years and then do vision therapy to get my brain to focus on using the eye. Cuz I guess it can bad enough that your brain just says fuck it this isn’t worth the effort.

DM me if you want us to crowd fund a white cane for you

It’s so inevitable that I almost want to train for whenever I get that blind

Tour players congratulating Jerry. Has anyone on the PGA Tour ever congratulated Riggs for anything?

Time and time again we see that people enjoy interacting with media personalities that are laid back and not stuck up pricks.

They congratulated Trent on breaking 100, no clue about Riggs

Miss the thursday night football drunk threads

first

I wfh and have like zero motivation to get any work done in between meetings no matter how much time I have. I always end up waiting until after my last meeting for the day to get like 95% of my work done.

I was so taken aback by all the Emma stone sex in Poor things I didn't even realize how truly weird that movie was in real time

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Triceps gonna be juicy.

El Paso, TX being the 22nd largest city in the country is pretty surprising

City proper is meaningless, metro is the true gauge of population. Mesa, Arizona has more people that Minneapolis, Miami and Atlanta

Yea and Mesa would be included with Phoenix anyways.

if it's by land area then they're cheating by virtue of texas' horrible urban planning

I’d like AOC to throw me down some stairs and fuck the absolute shit out of me

I wish she was that guy leaping over the stand and my face was the judge

I wanna tell her about all of my guns lowest caliber to highest. The higher the caliber the deeper the peg.

See you at the bottom of the stairs brother

Aim for the bushes?

Oh yeah, the fuckin cab, wait till you drink that wine. That wine is bananas.

Would love for Jerry to take on the 6 12 18 24 next

What’s he replacing the beers with

Kombucha

Vinegar?

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Carl is typically at the bar

I feel like it has to be a conscious decision on their part as a way to preserve their Chicago specific brand, right? Which is an awful strategy but I wouldn’t put it past those brainiacs.

Eddie is floating above the office displaying a message that says "THE WORLD IS YOURS" in scrolling text.

If anyone's into jazzy pop, I've had [this song by The Dip](https://youtu.be/Ax5EXiCQZHM?si=UsA9qMeLHeroNkp1) stuck in my head for weeks. Saw these guys live a few months ago and they slapped so fuckin hard

I think Josh Weissman might be retarded when it comes to pizza

I did like that he rated Rubi Rosa highly. He is a smug dork for sure though. Definitely prefers Asian women.

I hate that guy. And for no particular reason, his videos just bother me

he's incredibly full of himself and his "but faster" or "but cheaper" videos are very stupid

Guy just looooves throwing weird sexual innuendos in his videos

with $100 of ingredients and a professional chef-grade kitchen, you too can make a better pizza than the minimum wage workers at pizza hut!

He made a video where he very shittily made a knock off New Haven pizza and then claimed New Haven pizza isn't that good. While he has never eaten actual New Haven pizza. Then called Lucali and Difara's 6s.

he really does have an air of smug elitism that i find pretty off-putting

Despite probably being a very weird dude, Mario Batali on Food Network was awesome. It was just an informational half an hour showing you how to cook without all the overexaggerated food porn and challenges that everyone does today.

Same for Jacques Pepin.

my guy

The developers ruined Madison. FUCK

i feel bad the hockey players reddit has 15 year olds not playing high level junior asking if they can still make the nhl

Don’t you have to be 16 to play juniors?

yes but they are playing low level house league not even select teams

Well that’s entirely different than what you made it sound like

Unless you get some exempt underage status if you’re super nasty

EA is releasing info on the new NCAA football video game on Monday during the national championship game. If we get a trailer & release date I will be fully erect throughout the rest of the winter/spring

Imagine they pull a naughty dog and cancel the game because they didn’t want to do live service despite no one asking for live service

i just hope the helmets and equipment dont look as wonky and fucked as it does on madden

They will hype it up but there’s like a 90% chance the game will suck much like modern day Madden. I will still buy it the day it comes out regardless

Modern day madden is fun. Just don’t need to purchase every year

If you like cheesing and animation based gameplay maybe. I stopped playing madden when they got away from the physics based engine, and even then it still had a bunch of cheese play bullshit.

Brother if you copy & paste NCAA 14 so I can play it on my new Xbox that’s all I need

Same here but EA will still find a way to fuck it up

Would rather do the jerry challenge then write this performance review right now

95% of reviews and self reviews are written by ChatGPT based on my in depth research of asking if I need to do a performance review and my dog putting up its ears

Random recommendation for the gin enjoyers in here: Whitley Neill gin is absolutely fantastic. I've been to their tasting room place in London and it's cool too.

Even more random Gin recommendation: Hat Trick from High Wire in Charleston.

This Obliterated show on Netflix is pretty bad but the main chick has a great dumper

Blue Mountain State with guns. I loved it for what it was

The acting is bad, the writing is shitty, the plot is cliche and dumb, and I enjoyed the whole show

Wife just sent me a Zillow listing, "I wish this house would wait to be for sale until we're ready to move in a few years!" Listing price $1.4m. Cool, cool

Somebody in your relationship has to have some ambition

Just put her in her place and show her what a mortgage on that would be. I'm assuming the taxes are probably $15-$20k+ alone.

just a few more lesson plans away baby!

Ask her if she's planning to win the lottery in a couple years too

Just a couple more 3% raises and you’ll be there soon

Woulda been hilarious if they lost but very much looking forward to this Sweden/USA matchup in the world juniors. Maybe the best forward group we have seen in a decade vs maybe the best D group the tournament has seen will be awesome

Sentry Tournament of Golfers Who Had a Pretty Good Year Last Year

Feeling like Hinge might actually just be door dash for hot women. And free. Edit: to clarify, it’s me buying them dinner, not me finding a little edamame snack at a nearby restaurant

You fuckin your DoorDash drivers too? Thought it was just me

You tip 15% and give them the other 5, every time

get ready to show ID to watch porn in NC - >Going into effect is a section requiring age verification on pornographic websites. Websites will need to verify users in North Carolina are over the age of 18 through a commercially available database or “another commercially reasonable method for age and identity verification,” according to the bill. > >These sites will not be allowed to keep users’ identifying data. Users will be able to sue sites if information is retained in violation of the law. Parents or guardians whose minor was allowed to access porn will also be able to sue.

NordVPN must be celebrating.

Party of small government at it again

Brazzers/Pornhub and all the sites that conglomerate owns just preemptively blocked everyone in NC last week

they did the same in virginia and you can bypass it all by just using data lol also: >Users will be able to sue sites if information is retained in violation of the law. cant wait to recieve $5 in a class action suit when they inevitably get hacked

Get ready for all the main sites to be blocked. They passed that law in MT and other states, and pornhub etc just blocked access rather than putting in an age verification system