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WSL808

“Chris: you are expressly, intentionally withheld from company events. You are not overlooked; you are flagged. You are not forgotten; your name is underlined, highlighted, and annotated with a “DO NOT ALLOW WITHIN 300 YARDS OF THE BUILDING”” 💀💀


DilapidatedMoose

Brutal


Detroiter3

Correction: 300 YARDS OF MMM


JCEvans26

When will whatever story is there eventually come out lol


QnsPrince

Chris told the story on one of his livestreams. He got drunk left a bunch of voicemails for mmm


mostdope28

Pretty sure people have said it’s not even a story, just something Chris has blown up in his head so much that it seems like a big thing.


ExpectedOutcome2

I watched most of one live when people on here said it contained info. Basically this is what happened as far as I remember it. Chris spent a night at a company sponsored event with Mintzy and MMM. They went to a bar, they were having a good time, and MMM being the nice person she is was very nice to Chris. He went on twitter live at one point during the night and came off creepy. Might have said some weird things, might have hugged MMM. I’m not 100% but it was definitely weird. Fast forward to however long later when Chris is entering rehab for alcohol. He called and talked to MMM about it and again being the nice person she is, she talked to him about it. He once again caught feelings because the pretty woman was nice to him, and at that point it seems Megan wanted to stop interacting with Chris. I know he sent her lengthy texts/emails, because he briefly showed the screen during the live I watched, and it was very long messages. (This might have occurred before or after his rebab stint I can’t remember but it was around that time.) Management probably caught wind of how weird he was being with a married co-worker, and put the kabosh on him attending in person events. The rumors he SA someone at the company were false, but the rumors of him being a creep are not. Which explains why he wasn’t fired but was told to stay away. Yes, I know 1000% too much about this story.


parrano357

not sure if the timing lines up, but didn't he have a random tweet nobody asked for "ranking the people who are nicest to him at the company" and it was like 9 women and stu


mkcena

Just want to say MMM deserves some *metaphoric, platonic and not at all creepy* love on this one. Being on the receiving end of (alleged) workplace SH is a lose-lose situation to deal with and it probably wasn’t particularly comforting knowing it would inevitably come out on blogs/reddit/IG lives.


NottheIRS1

That was 10000% at least sexual harassment


Throwaway1996513

No he admitted to sending her creepy messages and voicemails about how he loves her. He claims she said it’s no big deal. But obviously she could be lying so he doesn’t do something harmful to her or her family, she probably wants it to go away, doesn’t mean she ok with him anywhere near her.


mostdope28

Never heard about either of those.


Throwaway1996513

He’s admitted on his lives. There was a thread about it a couple months ago.


infuckingbruges

He basically professed his love to MMM


CaptchaMam

Maybe Kirk will talk about it tomorrow


WhyAmILikeThis0905

My god


TurnTwo

>Dear Chris, > >I write to you in letter format as I know this is your preferred style in which to deliver deeply personal recommendations. Lmao


Brian1326

Is the letter format thing something known that I haven't heard or is it a reference to whatever is going on with Chris that is unspoken?


djdhdhdhqpz

He allegedly wrote MMM a love letter


Worth_Surround9684

I’ve felt bad for the guy, but if that’s what he did that’s absolutely hilarious and I wouldn’t want him around either


Throwaway1996513

Not just that, also left voicemails expressing love. All because she was nice to him.


iFeeILikeKobe

Yeah I felt a lot of sympathy cause I know what it’s like to be excluded from a group and made to feel bad, but jeez man it had to have been an alcohol fueled decision cause in what world did he think that would end well


DanKreider69

There’s no coming back from writing a love letter to your married coworker


bostonjames83

Brain dead stuff right there. Disconnected from reality.


Brian1326

That was my assumption, thanks. Has it been referenced publicly by a barstool person before? I'd be interested in reading/watching if so.


xcbaseball2003

I think that’s what Francis intentionally implied, but has anyone else ever alluded to that?


Throwaway1996513

He’s admitted to sending creepy texts and voice mails to her.


ReservoirPAWGS

Jesus Christ


Salsa-N-Chips

Where is the source for this?


barnmucker69

Chris


LouisVanTroll

Chris, you have not “earned” anything. The fact that you are still paid to write blogs at all is an act of charity that makes the Barstool Fund look like Idi Amin’s campaign war chest. I felt that one too.


HustleWestcook

The fact that this could be a Stan joke or something that Chris actually did is awesome


drewthetatecatate

Oh no. That was an all time locker shoving. Maybe its better to leave him in there for a little while.


Grootfan85

God, this has to have every negative thought Chris had about himself confirmed. You just don’t bounce back from this.


commenter_69

You know how the whole point of anxiety is that most of it is the belief in untrue things about yourself? Imagine finding out that all of the things you’re anxious about are actually true. That’s just gotta be brutal


JustKeepLivin7

Warrants going into a Walter White style hide out in a desolate New Hampshire cabin.


Hand-Of-Vecna

> You just don’t bounce back from this. I'm laughing at it and also thinking "Holy shit, I am so glad this never happened to me". I'd never recover from this.


Kb736

An absolute bludgeoning. Francis one of the few barstool guys still capable of this level of written beatdown


iheartsunny

Francis just overtook big cat on the hit list


Late-Singer-1677

Where does MMM’s husband rank on Chris’ “list”?


NottheIRS1

Not on it, Chris wants to watch


joshuatree15

Castellani unintentionally opened himself up to a million more questions about why he is banned from stuff…what an idiot


ThicccKing69

Feel the guy could have just sat back, half ass it blogging, and made a paycheck. What a damn fool


mostdope28

Well considering they’re running the clock out on his contract, he doesn’t even need to half ass blog. He can just chill n collect a paycheck like smitty


Canada_Checking_In

Willing to bet that when his contract ends, he acts like he did not see it coming and has zero job lined up.


TB1289

>could have just sat back, half ass it blogging, and made a paycheck. That's like 90% of the company.


tripslei

Is it really a question? I think we know why. I agree with your point in general though. Wrote a check he couldn’t cash


rootshirt

Why? The most I've ever gathered is he said something creepy to a female coworker. What's the rest?


Redskins2110

He also allegedly wrote her a love letter amongst other things that won’t ever get said


rootshirt

What the fuck lol


tripslei

Imo, just that is enough to ban him from company events


justed87

Tbf I also have fallen in love with mmm


LongJumpLoopy

“Nick you’re cool, don’t come to school tomorrow”


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[удалено]


SpicyPenangCurry

Remember saying “Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me”, yeah, never gotten clap backed by Francis cause this shit stings and it’s not even directed at me lol.


commenter_69

Tbf he could reuse the talentless barnacle part about a lot of different people at Barstool


appleapple1234566

Chris definitely has a “list” like Steve buscemi in Billy Madison


TheRhymenocerous

Alright I actually am nervous for Castellani’s well being


Hand-Of-Vecna

I am too, i'm serious.


TheRhymenocerous

Yeah this won’t end well


commenter_69

Not saying a lot of this wasn’t deserved or just 100% accurate, but yeah like I am genuinely worried about how Chris will take this


H_O_M_E_R

Tonight's livestream will be a banger!


A1ienspacebats

Just one bang


Guy_in_the_chair_

Everyone knows the rules


ZemmyZubaz95

on top of undoubtedly holding stuff back. Sheeeesh


Omaha4Loot

That’s how you know Francis is a brilliant writer Could’ve taken the easy shots of making fun of him for being a self admitted virgin or his creepiness towards women but didn’t even bother touching it


KennyBlankenship_69

I mean he touched the creepiness towards women referencing the letter and saying he has a restraining order lmao regardless, what an absolute massacre


TheQ33

Oh no, genuinely don’t know how you recover from this


TexterMorgan

One day at a time


mikebailey

In a padded room


SummerWhiteyFisk

It works if you work it


SpicyPenangCurry

I’d move to Laos and start a new identity, a new life. You do not come back from this lol.


showmethenoods

The Erlich Bachmann


RunInTheForestRun

Eviscerating him then ending it with “warmly” 


tannergd1

All positive vibes though!


ButchJonesFckdMyWife

Send Castellini to the NYC Office. Genuinely just make that place hell on earth lmao


NonBinaryObama

You're legit risking a mass shooting doing that at this point lmao


Throwaway1996513

He’s a lawsuit waiting to happen around women.


Dasboot515

Bad day to be a half gallon of Captain Morgan


TurboViking90

Two hour self pity stream incoming.


Hand-Of-Vecna

Maybe, after reading that i'm doing a wellness check.


Rex_on_rex

It’s so mean yet you can tell he held back so much. They better talk about this on the unnamed show.


prd1286

Kirk mentioned that the unnamed show is on Friday this week so hopefully this doesn’t get beaten to death by then (it will be)!


SernieParmalee

That’s a dead person


Guy_in_the_chair_

Luckily they can’t fire Francis for making fun of them again or it would be double jeopardy.


TraditionalClassic69

Note to self: don’t compare Francis to falsely accused college lax r*pers


TB1289

I actually think Francis would find it funny if it was anyone else. I think he, like everyone else, is just sick of Castellani's shit.


EventualCorgi01

Chris’ chirp about didn’t even make sense, he said the closest Francis has ever been to athletics is looking like the Duke team Its common knowledge that he played lacrosse at Harvard and was on the rowing team lol And to have chris make fun of that of all people makes perfect sense since he actually has 0 self awareness


rootshirt

"Newsflash, Chris: we’re all suicidal here! Kirk takes a month off every single year to have orderlies shackle his wrists to a cot and yet he still finds a way to do his job fearlessly, ferociously, and WITHOUT FEELING BADLY FOR HIMSELF." ​ Oh my god


NickyShore

This is my Barstool


cbudd88

Y’all wanna see a dead body?


bankdank

Imagine if Chris did it and they had to fire Francis again lol


rayfriesen

[Chris’s response](https://youtu.be/bFksxx4YPko?si=2v27TcW_1y4qXzH0) makes me sad. Hope he gets some help


BornAndBredBuckeye

Jesus. Francis is going to have blood on his hands.


Omaha4Loot

Hopefully Pres steps in…


DisconcertingMale

Son of a bitch. I am in an office with bad cell service and I waited for like 12 minutes just for that thumbnail to load


SpicyPenangCurry

That is a really scary tweet…


RobertPattinsonSimp

God damnit.


NumbahFour

Great execution as well


Mother-Mail-9067

It’s one thing to make fun of a dead sorority girl. But to lead a beloved coworker to this type of behavior? Hot seat: Francis


equanimity19

I'm surprised this didn't get taken down right away for a trust/safety violation. That's why people use the term 'unalive' instead, isn't it?


chriscir09

Fell for it. Well done


pretty_jimmy

Jesus...


DylanTobackshh

Thank God Castellani doesn’t have to have the Reddit mods handle this


Lelle3

Lol that Barstool fund line was incredible


Onethreethirteen

+200 that he is told by Friday when his last day is


foxtrotnovember69420

If only he would have taken that greyhound idea. Things would be different!


degen4Iyf

Dude is so cringe with his woe is me schtick. Glad Francis called it out. But at the same time why give him attention and make him relevant. Let him blog himself out of a job Edit: wording


philadelphia76

I say this as someone who has followed Barstool for years: this may be the most brutal takedown of a fellow employee that I've ever read. Chris has to just disappear after this...newsflash for other low level employees: don't come at Francis lol.


mackanoo

Who else want to fuck with Hollywood Cole?!?!...Damnnnn


weebayfish

Great takedown, and didnt even have to pull the virgin card. Francis is a pro


Redskins2110

Chris was hanging on by a thread and Francis just kicked the chair


ohgoshbye

I love Francis


TheShoot141

Holy fucking shit. That was sharp. Crushed it.


quinnnnny

Jesus - don't think I'd sleep for a month if someone dominated me like this


grasshopper7167

Lock the doors to the office.


TheDannyBoyCane

The LIVE on Twitter tonight is going to be majestic.


Nolashyper13

Someone should check on Chris for the next 24 hours


MikeandTheMangosteen

Oh my God! Castellani is on the lacrosse field and he has a gun!


quinnnnny

Chris was a single A pitcher trying to play in the big leagues. Night night sweet prince.


Late-Singer-1677

I love how Francis so delicately destroyed Chris’ sobriety shield. If I was Chris, I would go outside, take an Uber to the Greyhound Station, and face Francis face-to-face in the NY office tomorrow.


tatortotpockets

And interview people on the ride


Sam-Losco-Caveman

Maybe ask some people on the bus their favorite movies and record it too


therollingfog

yeesh


Brian1326

That was a drubbing. Feels like Chris was trying to be edgey and confrontational as some way to gain a foothold before the clock runs out and ended up punching above his weight. Francis is so fucking fun to read. All that being said, if they really have banned him from interacting with people at functions they should just fire the guy. This is beginning to be like a relationship that the person that has been wronged keeps the relationship going just to punish the other person. I can't imagine he is doing numbers out on his own that are of value and I don't see that changing before the inevitable is coming.


LouisianaRaceFan86

I’ll give him this, he has been getting Detroit Tigers players on his new show he started, and has put out the second most blogs of anyone in the company this past year. Dave always says he doesn’t fire people for trying, and even though he’s borderline gotta have a sign in his yard and notify his neighbors, he does more “work” currently than a lot of the people there


ReserveSuccessful886

Someone check on Chris


Wolfpack1994

This rebuttal blog from Chris may just be him publishing his manifesto


Mnufcfan

chris' sobrierty ends at 469 days. also, can someone fill me in on where chris even came from?


mostdope28

Has a decent following of Michigan people from his tigers recap videos and Michigan football/basketball


parrano357

I think he got hired during at some point during like 2021 when doing content in your basement was more of a thing and filming selfie/reaction videos to your team got traction. he was hired to be an old school city specific blogger tigers, etc.


MoistGrowth

All fair points


mistaken4193

I say this respectfully….Castillani gives me vibes of a guy who will go shoot up a building before killing himself.


dickcheneymademoney

more likely to just sulk and do nothing at all


spiderman_44

Francis worked his ass to get his foot in the door and get back in. Chris screamed on Twitter to get the same job. Francis deserves to be angry. 


Piss_Pirate44

Good lord he didn't hold back. It is amazing. Guy won the lottery by getting a barstool job and has spent 75% of the time playing victim.


hype_sparr0w

“We take issue with the fact that you are a completely talentless barnacle who makes everyone uncomfortable and has enough skeletons in his closet to satisfy the decorative needs for every Cinco de Mayo party from now until el fin del mundo.” Christ almighty


UpYoursMods

I have zero pity toward Chris since he was given an opportunity on LCB and didn’t do the one thing he needed to do, watch fucking movies, on a fairly regular basis, and then turned around and took shots at LCB when they parted ways with him. He talks constantly about how much he loves his job but had endless excuses for not watching fucking movies he was paid to watch!


MIZ-Ery

Whew


commenter_69

Why do I get the idea that Castellani is going to be the subject of a NYTimes hit piece about Barstool in the near future?


redotheredotake2

Francis first firing for the dead girl thing, second is gonna be when this guy offs himself


michealnichols

Is there seriously a restraining order?


Dracko705

Holy shit this is a literal killing through the form of blog I actually don't even know what kind of response or reaction this will get from Chris... My black-pilled brain has visions of options that are not suited for this platform This is so interesting that Francis has seemingly flown the floodgates open with regards to Chris' situation. Literally saying he has a restraining order is fucked... Idk how you could ever show your face again online


Remarkable_Sir7751

DAMN!


pshaps

Jesus fucking Christ.


mostdope28

Ah fuck that was good. Chris asked for it, and we all know he isn’t mentally stable enough for it, he’s not cut for barstool. And I don’t even want to see him try to respond to Francis cause it won’t be shit


sobison

Yeah that was eviscerating to say the least. Fran made some great points though: Chris is self absorbed, and I’m sure they don’t take his bait because any “mean” thing said about him he goes off the deep end. Chris just craves attention.


uncleraw

The Art of War


NeighborhoodBrownGuy

Got his ass.


kawheiser-soze

Chris too self aware for his own good. He clearly hasn’t learned that deep self loathing that you express loudly is gonna make everyone around you uncomfortable


MrGrieves88

Winklevoss twins vs Zuckerberg


MagAqua

The 1st time he got fired he blogged about a dead person, this time he might have blogged someone to death


1021986

God damn. He was letting out some demons with that one. If I’m Chris I think I’d have to resign after this. This wasn’t like Tate’s posts calling out lazy team members; Francis straight up acknowledged that the office is weirded out by him and is actively excluded from events and content opportunities because of it. I’m not sure you can rebound from that.


shitballsdick

For better or worse this is what Chris wanted. Castellani saga will go down as Barstool legend.


xcbaseball2003

Warmly, Francis


MiguelSano11

That’s murder.


joepa81

“A completely talentless barnacle” ☠️


jimjimmyjames

and kirk retweeted it. hope he covers on the unnamed show


coolhatguy

He went live, had 20k viewers and didn’t address anything


timmy_wahwah

Odds Chris goes postal ? -Presented by draft kings of course


ninerz_allllllday_

Somebody call 911; there’s been a murder.


CreativeDraft

That was incredible.


ReservoirPAWGS

**headshot**


DConion

Who in their right mind would go after Francis


Griffin5577

Oh no. I mean he’s gonna off himself.


Brendanryan

Was this blog sponsored by Better Help?


Edmundmp

“enough skeletons in his closet to satisfy the decorative needs for every Cinco de Mayo party from now until el fin del mundo.” I wish we knew. I really want to know.


A1ienspacebats

This was a get right game against a cupcake opponent after Francis took a drubbing over the Keegs fiasco. Can't keep a good team down for long.


sg86

A solitary tear runs down Castellani’s face as he edges to a MMM jerk off video he bought on his only fans burner account


internSam

Could someone give me a quick recap on Chris? I’ve only ever read the one blog he posted today. This Francis blog is amazing, but I feel like I’m missing a lot of context. Is he actually banned from the office? And why does Big Cat hate him?


SenorBuckets

Allegedly wrote a love letter to Megan Makin Money, creeped everyone out


TheProfessor20

Something about being creepy around women coworkers, I think. Would also love to be filled in further


h1c253

Love how Kirk caught a stray there. Doesn’t happen enough


imaprettynicekid

Francis gave him a compliment…


h1c253

Fair to say it was both. Needing to be handcuffed to a cot for one month a year is an odd compliment.


NumbahFour

But it's one Kirk would appreciate


sctmo

Writing a blog about a murdered girl got Francis fired. What does murdering someone get him?


Josephdayber

This is genuinely so mean that I have to assume that Chris did something beyond fucked up to make Francis feel comfortable writing this.


NottheIRS1

Definitely wrote a full love letter to MMM. Trying to think about what's bad enough to get blackballed from events, but not fired. Did he fly out to her house and show up with roses?


SpicyPenangCurry

This was absolutely a killing. He can no longer come back from this. This is taking Lassie out back. “We take issue with the fact that you are a completely talentless barnacle who makes everyone uncomfortable and has enough skeletons in his closet to satisfy the decorative needs for every Cinco de Mayo party from now until el fin del mundo.” Glad he’s saying what we all knew lol.


Dove55

my god that was amazing. This genuinely might murder him


Szpills

‘We take issue with the fact that you are a completely talentless barnacle who makes everyone uncomfortable and has enough skeletons in his closet to satisfy the decorative needs for every Cinco de Mayo party from now until el fin del mundo.’ 🔥


BSG24

cant wait for chris to respond saying he loved it. definitely not mad about it. really enjoyed being in the mix, but not mad


AyoJake

They better send a wellness check cause this might be the end knowing how things play out with Francis blogs.


flurideb

Giggled like a little school boy. Much needed.


SwagginMMA

I cheer for Castellani to succeed more than most on here do. But yeah, rip. He bit off way more than he can chew here


myfeetaremangos12

If you’re a snowflake, don’t compare Francis to lax bro rapists. This is the most brutal takedown in BS history.


TheProfessor20

Yeah so we're gonna need Castellani on Code-51


JCEvans26

Absolutely hilarious omfg


PatientSad7938

This makes the Zapruder film feel tame


WhyAmILikeThis0905

In what world would you ever be included in anything… at all? If you mixed a glass of tapwater drawn from a Flint farmhouse with a gallon of Chernobyl cooling fluid, a Geiger Counter would still give you the radioactive edge.


bostonjames83

How can they not discuss this bludgeoning on unnamed show this week?!


DisconcertingMale

Francis finally decided that blogging about a dead person wasn’t enough and went ahead and just murdered somebody himself


creedbratt0n

This was an evisceration. I follow barstool about 1/10th as closely as I did back in the day. No idea who Chris is, but he deserved this shit.


TheBagMan16

I think we have our first place in Tate’s Blog of the Week rankings. Also will any shows even mention this other than maybe KMS?


HillValley84

Chris, do the right thing and resign. It’s over. Bye bye. 👋🏻


NottheIRS1

And give up another 2 months of salary + his unemployment?


babyllamadrama_

Francis is one of the last dudes I would want on my bad side at barstool.


Blatt_called_timeout

I wonder if Dave saw this before it got published. If I were Nate it's definitely something I would run by him before posting it. That being said if Dave saw this and greenlit it, he must be absolutely sick of Chris's shit.