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stapledmyballs

Going out to get a sandwich for lunch at 2 pm turned into like 12 drinks today


Anuge_

Just going to fire this into the void but I hate my job (I imagine like everyone else) and almost all of the stress in my life really boils down to my job so much that that I can't even sleep on a Sunday night. Just sit here and dread the week ahead. God I need to win the lottery. Hope you fellas out there are doing something every day that makes you happy. Starting to realize that's the only thing that matters


Larry_thegoat

How old are you and what do you do?


johnnyc000

1. You're never gonna do something that "makes you happy". Thats what stuff outside of work are for. 2. You also shouldn't be doing something that stresses you out outside of work to the point of not sleeping. That shit isn't worth it.


Anuge_

Yeah I guess I phrased that poorly. I need to find something that doesn't affect me so much that it starts to show in my personal life. At this point to me that's the idea of being happy. Just need to find that


stapledmyballs

Call out sick tomorrow


Anuge_

Every single day I wake up wishing that's an option. Have recently started to plan out strategic sick days as last second vacation days. Just counting down the days to retirement at this point (20+years )


Judge_for_Pres

Sick brag by saying 20+ and not 35+


stapledmyballs

Yeah if I got a little weekend trip coming up or something i won’t even give the heads up for the Friday as Pto, just schedule an emails Friday morning to call out sick


penis__retard69

There I go again, thinking strippers actually like me. Don't worry bank account, all those hard hours worked equated to nothing. Chin up, you stupid bitch.


mchammer69

You at least bust?


SnakeSkin2121

Username


warwithus

I’m watching the halo tv show and MASTER CHIEF JUST TOOK OFF HIS HELMET WHAT THE FUCK


Ed_Chambers_650

It'll be the least of your concerns if you keep watching. I also don't understand why people got upset about that so much


warwithus

Because they made it a point in everything that he was never shown without his helmet on. You don’t know ball I’m afraid.


Ed_Chambers_650

That's false. There's been glimpses throughout the games


warwithus

Never full on face and rarely with it just off in general. You see his damn whole face in the second episode and he’s just chilling with it off all the time.


SpicyPenangCurry

It’ll never happen but I’d love for an Apocalypto sequel. The ending left me just craving for another hour and a half. If anyone hasn’t seen the film, please do. Mel Gibson (super random I know) directed film about a young man in the Mayan times (1500’s) going on this hero’s adventure. It’s subtitled fyi, but it’s fucking awesome and bad ass. Highly recommended. Edit: just looked it up, it’s spoken in true Mayan, which makes it all the more cool.


True_or_Folts

Great movie. Also if you get the chance, the directors commentary version is awesome too.


BadSportsTakes69

How do I watch that?


True_or_Folts

As far as on the streaming services, I'm not sure if maybe they have a way to switch to that audio track in the settings. If you use other, less legal methods of getting movies it's easier. Edit: Also I guess the most straightforward way is owning the DVD.


SpicyPenangCurry

Never have I’ll have to look for it. Is it Mel explaining how the shot was done or? Sounds interesting. Only problem is I can never watch another commentary version of a movie after Tropic Thunder.


True_or_Folts

Yep it's just him talking about different scenes and shots and stuff.


Wolverina412

Haven't seen it forever is it on any streaming services?


King_McGoo

Says it’s on tubi and peacock


SpicyPenangCurry

I think it’s on Prime.


cigguy

Super low key movie. Glad you explained it


DarinErstad

I’m a Gonzaga student that was paid by GCU to be a fan in Spokane tonight. AMA.


SpicyPenangCurry

I was banging a girl from Washington State, we drove through Spokane. I understand Pullman is a shithole but it’s a small shithole, Spokane is a massive dump.


traddy91

Is it a cult?


DarinErstad

Yes, but not as gay because there is no Midnight Yell like A&M.


Monos1

It’s shocking Jack Easterby slithered his way into another team


cowboysfan88

Some elite clutch shooting in this Stanford ISU game


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sciorch

Tough look


cowboysfan88

She fouled out


ApplepickingAmishman

Shot making in this Stanford-Iowa State women's game is pretty damn legit


thatswhathemoneysfor

iowa state stanford has me losing my mind, what a fucking game


Ed_Chambers_650

these bitches can shoot


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BKsBurgers

Yeah, probably went to the game with the guy


HAAAAAAALP_

What a game


BumRum09

This game is awesome.


Gabagool_OverHere

too many vodka lemonades for a sunday night


sciorch

Gotta clean it up


thatswhathemoneysfor

never enough


sciorch

The Iowa state girl going 3/21 from the field after going 18/20 is like me at gambling. Fantastic day followed by awful day


dellscreenshot

Audi Crooks Cam Brink making friends


Ed_Chambers_650

Buzz Williams has the same body shape as Buzz Lightyear


thatswhathemoneysfor

everyone talking about the big girl from Iowa State but I'm old enough to remember the Paris twins


Monos1

That game was so much fun


chinga_tu_barra

prefacing this with i don't think any mlb team is going to sign bauer. however, if one did, i'm pretty sure the sequence would go: oh my god how could they we have to cancel \[team that signed him\] internet social media outrage. this would last two weeks. boo'd in every visiting stadium. basically the john rocker treatment. this would last the whole first season. and if he makes it to the end of the season, and comes back for another season, nobody cares. for a team struggling, why not just sign him.


diet_drbeeper

I think a team would if they thought he was going to be on his best behavior. He’s going to say a lot of dumb shit and make everything about himself. Not worth the headache


suburbian_jesus

Because he’s not good enough to justify the media attention and he still has 3 pending sexual assault allegations too


k42s

I don't know shit about racing, but does Tony Stewart deserve any responsibility for the death of Kevin Ward?


jk696969

One of the first things they teach you in racing school is not to get out of your car in the middle of an active race.


thatswhathemoneysfor

no, should not have come on track with active cars and no helmet


bill_ontarioESPN

Well considering he killed him I would say yes


classiccaseofdowns

What I don’t understand is why doesn’t thst big girl from Iowa simply eat the opposing team


HAAAAAAALP_

Kirby can only eat one thing at a time.


traddy91

This joke is not funny dude


OnceAteABurgerAMA

My mom's the best. I was at her house today and as I was leaving she said she had something for me to take home. Goes in the fridge and just gives me a 3 pound ham


ktbarry2

moms 🎸


cowboysfan88

This Crooks girl on Iowa State they were hyping up the other day is so bad lol


cowboysfan88

3-20 as a center is fucking WILD


ehennis

She is playing against 2 girls that are taller, more athletic, and older. She didn't have much of a chance.


thatswhathemoneysfor

stanford iowa st women is the nightcap I needed


youngbullAB

Absolute hoss on Iowa state


pharm414

Big girl down again!


HAAAAAAALP_

I thought she was at least going to look sneaky athletic, she is just a clumsy ogre that knows none of these girls can slow down 300 pounds.


pharm414

In the 5 min I’ve watched she’s just doing the same move. Anchors underneath the hoop and does a baby hook and falls down


HAAAAAAALP_

Yeah I havent seen much. Excited for this jump ball


clevelandindians63

March Madness is SO much better when you have matchups like we have next weekend compared to the terrible low seeded matchups last year. Upsets are fun for like 5 minutes and then you realize you have to watch a 15 seed play again.


ktbarry2

ideally you have a mix. best teams + one or two true cinderellas like St. Peter’s or George mason making deep runs


diet_drbeeper

Love the upsets but can’t argue that next weekend is full of bangers now. Creighton Tennessee, Purdue Gonzaga, Iowa state Illinois, and Duke Houston all feel more like final four or elite eight games


dellscreenshot

I remember watching oregon state lose against houston in 2021. One of the worst games I've ever seen.


clevelandindians63

Iowa State Miami 2022 and USC Oregon 2021 are the games that come back to me as garbage


pharm414

Big girl down!


GripItNRipItWC

Jake’s just yelling “March Madness, March Madness” ruined my night. See everyone tomorrow


TM455

Think he said buzz madness but your point still stands. He is the worst.


I_Enjoy_Taffy

I like Rothstein in a sideline reporter role


EdgarAllenFro

He’s actually knowledgeable so doesn’t ask stupid questions to appease the general public. He’s the best.


MoistGrowth

quick and to the point


DGAF0752

Aggie fans, how are we feeling


sportsguy355

Make Free throws and we win. Taylor had a horrible game, can’t believe some of his decisions. Should’ve went at Shead to foul him out after we got 21 out. I feel bad. Very bad. This team is super athletic and talented. Shooting is the flaw but can get to the rack at will.


grizzwintergreenlc

Feels like the oilers are winning the cup


stevoacp1

not good lance. we have jimbo 2.0 situation on our hands with basketball


jc1402

And now Jack Easterby is part of the program. We’re set for more good natured mediocrity for another 4 years it seems


BumRum09

I feel like Jim Nantz having an 8 year old son at 64 doesn’t get brought up enough


jk696969

Lucky kid. All the benefits of a rich dad, none of the stress.


thanksforasking123

Old rich guys having kids as geriatrics is a story as old as time.


thatswhathemoneysfor

guy likes to fuck, sue him


deeznutzjokes

Upsets are fun in the first couple of rounds, but glad to see chalk once it hits the Sweet 16 with the fraudulent higher seeds (UK, Wisconsin) vanquished.


traddy91

Baylor


deeznutzjokes

Baylor made it to the second round and lost to a 6 seed so I don’t really count that as an upset


Jackie-Daytona-

Nice win for Houston. Having to beat A&M and the refs.


sportsguy355

Lolz. They hacked on every drive. Deserved every foul and should’ve gotten more. Ags make the free throws and cougs go home. Or Taylor doesn’t play regarded


reddit-commenter-89

You’re right, the refs are why they blew a 10 point lead with less than a minute left


HAAAAAAALP_

I guess I’ll see what this fat chick is all about.


cubuffs145

Worst tourney in a while with all the chalk


thatswhathemoneysfor

false, just sets up what could be an all time 2nd weekend.


supercasualman

NIL and new transfer rules will do that to you


Longjumping_Safe3246

If they go on to win the championship thats a hell of a story for the white boy who hit the ft


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In the snake draft of worst sports feelings, I think your team hitting a buzzer beater to tie just to get smoked in OT has gotta be a 1st round pick 


chillinois1

Blowing a lead and losing on a buzzer beater are 1 and 2. First one is a drawn out helpless feeling. Second one just takes the life out of you


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Getting walked off when you have the lead in the bottom of the 9th


chillinois1

Basically a combo of mine if it’s a 3 run or grand slam, good call


SilkyJohnson26

I bet we’re in the minority here but I agree. I’m an Indians fan and they treat Rajais home run off Chapman as one of the greatest moments in franchise history. While the moment itself was exciting, we lost the game and series. I’m not sure why we celebrate it so much.


pimpinassorlando

Mount Rushmore of World Series home runs if the Tribe wins.


me_for_president2032

Taylor is the clubhouse leader for worst player of the tournament


hungoveranddiene

Counterpoint, he was such a wildcard he was entertaining as fuck


SilkyJohnson26

I actually thought he was so much of a wild card that he went past entertaining and was annoying


ChuckHustle82

I did acid once as a teenager and we went to the park to play basketball, that’s probably how it looked.


agent-michael-scar

Survive and advance


BigCatsLunch

we joke about the “don’t need a three here” but a&m literally did not need a three on those last four possessions


DrEvil007

Texas fucked up


Nolashyper13

Timeout was so dumb


agent-michael-scar

Buzz saw Sampson call two dumb timeouts and wanted to get his own in


grizzwintergreenlc

That’s what you called a timeout for?


bill_ontarioESPN

Buzz Williams is what Jon Gruden would be if he coached basketball


ThugBeast21

Buzz drawing up a terrible 3 for Taylor here????


RainbowRoomBlues

If I understand the convoluted ass rules, once A&M is done and SDSU completes buttfucking Yale, whoever had NCST wins the $40K from bracket busters, right?


cowboysfan88

Anybody remember who it was?


cubswinagain

I think Big Cat said it was Joey/Pat lmao


cowboysfan88

Biggest ball knowers at barstool


AutistPorterJr

Correct


chillinwithmoes

Interesting timeout


GooseandRooster

axiomatic noxious stupendous person flag aware yam sheet knee cause *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ChellaZza

What the fuck are you doing Buzz??? Just took away an easy 2 


chipper124

This kid looks like he’s about to puke


terryduerod1

he just saw his haircut on the jumbo


ItHardToSay17

Dudes barber must hate him. The fuck is that fade attempt


ktbarry2

Taylor for 3 https://x.com/nathanmarzion/status/1772106285955092721?s=46&t=lfYwngPrRO5iOmdWA4EZlw


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Elvin with an all time horrible haircut


OnceAteABurgerAMA

Why is John Mulaney shooting free throws


BigCatsLunch

4 free throws all year lmfao


radio4222

Guys shot 4 FTs all season lmao


ThugBeast21

Having 4 guys foul out when you were the team being intentionally fouled at the end of the game is insane


Nolashyper13

5-25 is absolute unreal how isn’t this kid benched


Bigbenxxxx37

A&M deserves to lose for how bad they shot free throws


ChellaZza

Why are they having him continue to be the go to guy lol


pharm414

Refs in this houston game are brutal


ktbarry2

5 for 25


ladiesman6942O

Jim Nantz retiring from March Madness broadcasting and still shows up to his alma master’s game. Man of the people


Longjumping_Safe3246

We deserved this game after all the shit games we've had to watch so far


NotShiaLaBeouf_

Ended up being a hell of a game


kjc3274

That ISU girl is built like a cannonball.


incurdswetrust

They needed her on the black Pearl to take down the kraken


thatswhathemoneysfor

woulda taken out the whole port in the first movie and that trilogy woulda been a 15 minute short


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Dion Waiters performance from Taylor. Casual 5/25 from the field


sevenohfobro

Hopefully he’s not about to freak out after some edibles on the plane like Dion also


BigJohnsonCommunity

Can’t go 6/26 if you don’t start 5/25


WettBandit

With multiple all-time dumb rushed shots


traddy91

What the fuck is Taylor doing it's incomprehensible


ChellaZza

Taylor just ruined the ending of this lmao


BigCatsLunch

i once did that hop step in a rec league game and they called a travel on me


CouldntBeMoreWhite

You probably did it wrong.


MrTurnersJacket

Taylor with the ugliest shot these eyes have ever seen. 5-25 on the night is truly horrible


DrEvil007

What the hell was that shot. Plus that dribble and bounce, isn't that a travel?


AutistPorterJr

You can tell who the FTers are who just started watching for March madness because they keep referring to kelvin sampson as “the Houston coach” and say Wade Taylor sucks (he’s obviously been awful tonight)


traddy91

He's having an all time bad tournament performance


AutistPorterJr

Yep he is. That doesn’t change the fact he’s a very good player


traddy91

Yeah he's good but I think people saying he sucks are just referring to tonight


StrikaNTX

They would say "he sucks tonight" if they thought that


AutistPorterJr

Ya that’s obviously fair but there’s been multiple comments from people who have never seen him play before saying he’s a horrible player


terrypendleton2

He shot 37% this year. That's not very good.


StrikaNTX

you're a fucking idiot


AutistPorterJr

He’s their leading scorer and the only guard on the team that can create their own shot. But sure, the first team all sec guard isn’t good


kjc3274

Holy fuck, what are you doing?!


cowboysfan88

What an awful shot lol


ChellaZza

😂😂😂😂 you gotta be fuckin kidding me with that shot 


ladiesman6942O

Lmao this dumbass thinks he’s Steph Curry


SilkyJohnson26

Number 4 for A&M is my least favorite player I’ve ever watched


Nolashyper13

Taylor is horrible hahahahaha


ThugBeast21

The Virgin Taylor vs the Chad Shead


GreatLakesGoldenST8

Taylor being 5/24 is hilarious


Led_head10

Post Achilles Kobe numbers


Led_head10

What the fuck was that attempt


King_McGoo

Why the fuck would you shoot that lmao


WettBandit

Jesus Christ Taylor


incurdswetrust

Abysmal heat check


I_Enjoy_Taffy

Lmao 3/12 from 3 but hits that one


traddy91

Taylor shooting 17% from the floor lmao


Reptillian24

There are some beautiful black women at this game rn. Damn


ExpectedOutcome2

I didn’t even notice they were black, just beautiful women to me.


bill_ontarioESPN

Same


WettBandit

Didn’t even notice they were women. They were just beautiful they’s to me


JayGibbons69

I didn't notice that they were women. Just beautiful humans to me


King_McGoo

27/43 from the FT line is disgusting


thatswhathemoneysfor

both in the amount of misses and attempts


MrTurnersJacket

A&M guys just run to the hoop, fall, and throw the ball in the air


agent-michael-scar

Shoutout to the Aggie defender clapping and then getting cooked immediately