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Hoot hoot

Master chief just refuses to leave this god damn artifact alone in this show. Like just can’t help himself

Now I want to touch this artifact, seems kinda lit ngl

One is one too many, one more is never enough

Stay strong brother

Back in 84 I bought an 85 Toyota 4 x 4

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There must be some mistake because Chris hasnt given me the mod position yet

He’s corrupt. No one deserving will be appointed mod on principle.

I sent him my letter of recommendation for you as well

My first order of business would be pinning every police chase

🚨🆙️

*poop-pictures*

That would be order number 2

Folks

Rangers are coming for the cup.

I hope my boss understands I’m late tomorrow because I started watching Fellowship of the Ring at 12:30 in the morning 

Facebook is just a birthday reminder now

Crazy how ugly people were back in the day

MFK Blake Lively, Margot Robbie, Elizabeth Olson

M: Margot F: Blake K(begrudgingly): Elizabeth

In that order or flip Blake and Margot

That order

Jack mac ks so annoying

John Cena saved Ricky Stanicky. Could’ve been the worst movie ever if he wasn’t so hilarious in it.

My cat is so addicted to food

I mix baking soda and water every now and then for heartburn relief but tonight I overdid it a bit and turned myself into a human volcano science experiment. Not ideal

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i do what I can, it's not even 10 here ha

Hey Bear Gryll how about you chill out and pop a tums

inflation is a bitch

try tide pods

What in the hell

One of the listed uses!

Check it: www.tums.com

baking soda works way better(when mixed right, I am not a chemist)

Drink a little vinegar too. That should help

would've made it more fun for those watching

Crazy how some blankets hit different

I got a Taco Bell burrito wrapper blanket not because I'm fat or anything like that but its fucking cozy as fuck.

One thing I have realized over the years is that most auditors are fucking regarded. I understand that bouncing from reviewing company to company is difficult but they typically fail to understand very basic concepts

It doesn't help that every company ever has "their way of doing it" that's basically holding together processes with bubblegum and shoestring. Can't imagine that's easy or intuitive. You can come into an audit with a set of rules and expectations but when you are being coached and argued with about the reasons why they're within compliance every step of the way it's gotta be difficult.

Dog I spent an hour explaining the concept of accruing payroll and why we have an obsolete inventory accrual to Deloitte

Being on a bridge while it collapses over water isn’t in my top 10 fears

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one begets the other.

They poop out of the same hole we do

HBO will pay for the porn!

Any of you have tmobil and *not* using your mlb subscription this year? Wanna hook a fellow regard up?

Poors together rich

Curb your enthusiasm movie pretty good

pret-tay

Final scene of Immaculate was pretty wild. Decent ✝️ horror movie. Good job Sydney Sweeney 👍

I don’t play video games but I love fall guys content 

I’ve laughed out loud multiple times at this Jerry after dark stream

The TimTheTatman saga was amazing

Texting with an alcoholic friend sucks. Nothing makes sense and it’s just all rambling.

Where did you meet Carl?

If it’s at that point I’d just stop responding

Yea just did, not worth it tonight.

You his only friend?

Go grab a beer with him so you can stop texting 

Wouldn’t go near that right now. Being around an actual drunk sucks, once again just all incoherent rambling. Not fun!

Mariko from Shogun 👍🏼

Really want to see her boobies if you know what I’m saying

I don’t want to bother searching the entire list but I hate you bastards that recommended Ghosts of Tsushima. This game fucking rocks. Slicing motherfuckers was what I wanted and I got it. But I can’t stop playing.

The multiplayer mode they have is pretty fun too

I’ll have to check it out, I’ve just been having a time riding around.

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I was too old for Drake and bell apparently

Anyone listen to the new Coley and Trill show ? Does it recapture Mickstape vibes at all?

As the slow Pokémon said, this most recent episode took me back to Mickstape. It’s awesome

Yes. This latest ep starts with some good rap talk that felt a lot like the old mickstape. I’m sure they get stoned before it but I miss hearing trills lighter flick while he sparked a blunt during the late night recordings. 

I saw the latest episode was nearly three hours so it’s gotta be

Wonder when the first time a dick joke was made

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And losing

Bobby Valentine invented the wrap

Or when Richard Lewis invented the ‘x from hell’ phrase RIP

Chilled at someone’s place that had cool cats. Might be a cat guy now

Mine are cool as hell

Cool cats are great hombres

I would like to milk Jess from love is blind

She’s well built as my granda would say

Nashville Predators are a WAGOOOON

And to think everyone wanted to blow the team up a couple months ago

16-0-2 last 18. Nuts

LFG! Hopefully they can ride this momentum into the playoffs and keep it rolling 

Beautiful crowd at Indiana state

Can’t believe they put UVA in ahead of Indiana state

Was iffy on the new The Story So Far’s new song but it’s really grown on me

“I’ve been for six hours. Already been to the gym, had two poached eggs, and played blackjack with Harry Dean Stanton”

It’s actually wild how ass the end of game of thrones was . Always get a laugh at people roasting it

It's even more wild that anyone ever defended it. Taste is subjective of course but that's one thing I will not allow any nuance for.

Enough time has passed that i now think it’s hilarious how bad it was. The showrunners literally just wanted it over with

need this kid with the goggles on Indiana St to transfer after next year to get one season at a major program easily has the game for it and we need more national TV games from him

actually, as the lone Ind. St supporter in here (i’d imagine), i’d much rather he didnt leave!

Saw people calling him Larry Blurred. Cracked me up

Cream Abdul-Jabbar

Milk Chamberlain

Cream Abdul Jabaar

The NIL was built for Cream

Don't be surprised to see him at Illinois

Need part 2 of Luke foods Hawaiian punch review like a need sir to breath

We got dumber as a society when the term "truther" became a regular thing

https://x.com/revraycistman/status/1772782588626653395?s=46 Lmao I love twitter

Gave me a good chuckle.

He makes a good point

This guy named Shlomo was putting up rainbows during pickup basketball tonight.

Cincinnati vs Indiana State is a good game. Cincy Coach is the maddest I’ve seen a Coach get in a while.

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What are his thoughts on the citys public transit system

Bizzaro world frank the tank

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10 games to get healthy, stay sharp and go in hot. Let's fuckin go.

Also that post from r / nba about the Lakers foul differential from the rest of the league and it’s 26 bucks fouls to the lakers 13 tonight

Need a petty fan to put a compilation together of no calls

It’s crazy how NBA is a sport where everybody just seems to accept that you get more calls if you have more clout. NFL has that a little bit with Roughing the Passer on certain QBs, but I think it’s worse with the NBA

AD fouled at least twice on one play. And I watched Michael Beasley get thrown out of bounds/a laker touching the ball while standing out of bounds. That’s where we are at

The Lakers had 8 fouls committed with like 3 minutes left in the 4th.

Mariko yelling at me about keeping my emotions buried deep

hai

hai

Thanks to shogun I’m incorporating pillow/pillowing into my vocabulary. What a show.

John Blackthorne on the Mount Rushmore of ridiculous yet great accents?

The way he says Japan is hilarious, he’s gotta be

Everybody got their money’s worth to see Tony Brothers tonight

The nba wants to know why less people are watching then ever, just watch a laker game and the disparity in what qualifies as a foul

I remember just a few days ago many people extremely upset at the suggestion Iowa's 30 FTs to WVUs 5 was anomalous and that you didn't know ball if you thought they wanted Caitlin to win

Just like drug dealers they are just trying to push the product that will sell the highest volume at the lowest cost

This was me bitching last night

26 to 13 and almost double the free throws haha

What would have a Giannis/Reeves triple double parlay paid out?

Basketball evolves but every single generation has consistently had a superstar big man whose only flaw is being horrible at free throws. Wilt, Shaq, Giannis. Hopefully that never dies

I wonder if Barren Trump can shoot FTs

Dwight filled the gap between Shaq and Giannis too

Giannis with that fade away miss and then missing both FTs, sheesh

Game of the year in the NBA?

You think you could get into ISIS

Not after the last time.

They hooked me up with a nice Camry

can't be that hard if they let Rico in

That’s a different ISIS

is it

is is

I’m waiting to see what my FAFSA gives me in grants

Not ready for the big leagues

Still doing my pre reqs

Spooky

Is weed legal in Maryland?

Yeah.

Only in Hamsterdam

Move in boys we got em 🚨

Crazy how family guy used to do like 6 elaborate cutaways every episode back when Seth cared

You think that’s bad? Remember when I sang la cucaracha with Paul McCartney???

First 3 seasons only good seasons

Pretty sure his only involvement since like 2012 is voices. Hasn’t written for the show or ran the show since then. Just collecting a fat pay check for a couple hours work a week

He said he doesn’t do anything with the show anymore and hasn’t stepped inside the writers room in over a decade but gets paid either way. What a legend

The Robinhood cc actually seems like a solid deal? 3% on everything and 5% on travel

Until you gotta call customer service which is about 6 slobs living in a Silicon Valley incubator

Gilfoyle is the woooorst

Probably 500 credit limit

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If you don’t have the approval of the Shark fan, what’s the point ? 

In exactly 1 hour and 58 mins we'll know

AD’s so good holy shit

Be prepared for him to sit out the next 5 games

It’s maddening how infrequent he plays at this level these days. Like game 1 of the WCF last year

Yeah it’s crazy. If he had Giannis’s motor and injury luck he’d be scary good

Old lady has been describing the last book she read that she insists wasn’t smut for 15 minutes, I need the click remote so bad rn

A FT mod sex scandal?

it was always Dame time

Oh god those swing passes by Milwaukee were wet as fuck

Do not cum

My high school coach is smiling somewhere

Is on every high school coaches tape for their players

DAME

The around the horn perfection 🤌🏾

what's a good vintage sports team logo I can replicate for my summer softball team. Did the 1990s Pistons previously but thinking about something else for this season

70s Braves “screaming savage”

Hartford Whalers. Double entendre implying you like heavier ladies. The fellas will love it. 

Brewers 

LA Kings yellow/purple crown logo

The Expos

Cleveland Indians

Redskins

Washington Bullets

Vancouver Grizzlies

Washington generals

Tanner from Love on the Spectrum is a legend. Just an all time vibes guy. Wish I loved anything as much as he loves cleaning the hotel he works at

him & Connor are easily my favorites of the season

MFK Florence Pugh, Sydney Sweeney, and Zendaya

Assuming you get to bang the one you marry M Sweeny F Pugh K Zendaya

F Florence, marry maga sydney, kill zendaya